#call of duty mw2 incorrect quotes
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super-marvel-dc · 1 year ago
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Soldier 1, talking about Ghost: I heard he's horrible.
Soldier 2: Yeah, dude probably has an iceberg for a heart.
Soldier 1: Prob- wait, where's Y/N?
*Meanwhile, in the other room*
Y/N: Hold still!
Ghost: I had an itch!
Y/N, putting stickers on Ghosts mask: I don't care, you're going to mess me up.
Ghost: *Rolls his eyes but let's Y/N continue while he's smiling behind his mask.*
Y/N: *Puts a gold star on Ghost* there. Perfect, just like you.
Ghost, tearing up: Thank you.
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Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally
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v1x3n · 8 months ago
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witchthewriter · 8 months ago
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Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Y/N: You’re both pathetic
Soap: What do YOU sleep with?
Y/N: Simon.
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Texting.
Soap: The rookies are shipping us.
Gaz: You and Ghost? Yeah, duh.
Soap: No. All of us.
Gaz: What?
Price: Shipping us where?
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incorrectcodquotes · 7 months ago
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Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.
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crestapex · 8 months ago
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Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?
Ghost: My wife.
Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?
Soap: Ghost’s wife.
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mactavishenjoyer · 8 months ago
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(wedding planning)
Soap:"your dad? Duh."
Ghost:"He's dead."
Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."
Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"
Soap:
Gaz:"Bullshit."
Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."
Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."
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avaleigh16 · 2 months ago
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Price: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Y/n: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Price: ...
Price: You mean ring bearER, right?
Y/n: ...
Price: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Soap: Do you love Gaz?
Y/n: Yeah, I do.
Soap: Price! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Price: We all love Gaz. You should've asked if she were IN love with them.
Y/n: I thought that was implied.
Price: ...
Soap: ...
Y/n, looking straight at Price: Congrats Soap, you just won 100 bucks.
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*Y/n and Gaz flirting with each other yet again*
Soap: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Y/n: 100%.
Gaz: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Soap: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Gaz. I fucking wonder.
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Gaz: Is this your plan B?
Ghost: Technically, this is plan P.
Gaz: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Ghost: Yes, but I marry Y/n in plan M.
Y/n: I like plan M.
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neoarchipelago · 10 months ago
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On mission
Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give me just a fucking minute...
Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?
Ghost: I'm horny.
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super-marvel-dc · 8 months ago
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Gaz: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Y/N: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Soap: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Ghost: Guys...
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tanked-up · 3 months ago
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Why he looking at us like it’s our fault he got a big DOOCKY
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CONTROL YOURSELF, MACTAVISH
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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE
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v1x3n · 8 months ago
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witchthewriter · 10 months ago
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Gaz: Soap and Y/N are missing, can you find them?
Simon: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?
Price: Well, do you?
Simon:
Simon: Yeah, hang on.
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Soap: You're like our cool dad.
Price: I'm not your dad.
Gaz: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father.
Ghost: Father.
Price: Not you too, Simon.
Ghost: Father. I crave violence.
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