#call of duty mw2 incorrect quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Soldier 1, talking about Ghost: I heard he's horrible.

Soldier 2: Yeah, dude probably has an iceberg for a heart.

Soldier 1: Prob- wait, where's Y/N?

*Meanwhile, in the other room*

Y/N: Hold still!

Ghost: I had an itch!

Y/N, putting stickers on Ghosts mask: I don't care, you're going to mess me up.

Ghost: *Rolls his eyes but let's Y/N continue while he's smiling behind his mask.*

Y/N: *Puts a gold star on Ghost* there. Perfect, just like you.

Ghost, tearing up: Thank you.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[v1x3n]

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

[avaleigh16]

Y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Gaz: Several traffic violations.

Ghost: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Soap: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Price: Also, that’s not our car.

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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Ghost: ... Your what?

Y/n: My friends.

Soap: Are they saying “friends”?

Price: I think they're being sarcastic.

Gaz: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.

Y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Y/n: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Ghost: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Gaz: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Price: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Y/n: If you want my advice-

Gaz: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill Ghost. Multiple times.

Y/n: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.

Ghost: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: I used to think it was big of me that I didn’t hold grudges but then I realized it’s the ADHD.

Soap: I simply can’t remember what happened.

Ghost, taking his knife out: Don’t worry. I do.

[incorrectcodquotes]

Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

stranger: *gestures at soap* is this man bothering you?

ghost: yes, but he’s my husband. i signed up for this

[neoarchipelago]

On mission

Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give me just a fucking minute...

Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?

Ghost: I'm horny.

[super-marvel-dc]

Gaz: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Y/N: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Soap: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Ghost: Guys...

[tanked-up]

Why he looking at us like it’s our fault he got a big DOOCKY

CONTROL YOURSELF, MACTAVISH

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

[v1x3n]

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: Soap and Y/N are missing, can you find them?

Simon: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Price: Well, do you?

Simon:

Simon: Yeah, hang on.

[avaleigh16]

Price: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Y/n: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Price: ...

Price: You mean ring bearER, right?

Y/n: ...

Price: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Soap: Do you love Gaz?

Y/n: Yeah, I do.

Soap: Price! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Price: We all love Gaz. You should've asked if she were IN love with them.

Y/n: I thought that was implied.

Price: ...

Soap: ...

Y/n, looking straight at Price: Congrats Soap, you just won 100 bucks.

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*Y/n and Gaz flirting with each other yet again*

Soap: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Y/n: 100%.

Gaz: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Soap: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Gaz. I fucking wonder.

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Gaz: Is this your plan B?

Ghost: Technically, this is plan P.

Gaz: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Ghost: Yes, but I marry Y/n in plan M.

Y/n: I like plan M.