#incorrect cod mw2 quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Gaz: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Y/N: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Soap: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Ghost: Guys...

[mstrssmctvsh]

simon: roll your sleeves down

soap:

simon:

soap: i-

simon: you look like a slut

[keeperofthearchives]

THE ADVENTURES OF BASIC BOB AND KÖNIG PART 1

Things friends and I have said while playing cod mw2 dmz

König: Check fire!

Me: It's firing just fine!!

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[v1x3n]

[misquoted-chronicles]

Price: Alright before we start this meeting, would anyone like to share anything? Ghost: *lifts up Y/n* Ghost: I've only known Y/n for a few hours, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Y/n: *waves at the 141 group just happy to be there*

[towelenjoyer]

Ghost: It's four o'clock in the morning, go to sleep sarge.

Y/n: I'll sleep when I die

Ghost: We're both legally dead, you can now legally sleep in my arms, chop chop.

Y/n: Damn like what they did to your family huh, Lt.

Ghost: >:(

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Texting.

Soap: The rookies are shipping us.

Gaz: You and Ghost? Yeah, duh.

Soap: No. All of us.

Gaz: What?

Price: Shipping us where?

[incorrectcodquotes]

Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[crestapex]

Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ghost: My wife.

Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Soap: Ghost’s wife.

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

[super-marvel-dc]

Soap: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Price: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Gaz: One of them punched a gang member.

Prive: Ghost?

Gaz: Y/N, actually.

Price: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

[keeperofthearchives]

THE ADVENTURES OF BASIC BOB AND KÖNIG PART 7

More shenanigans

@crosshairmethis They really are a couple of crazies.

Featuring: Exercising (with motivation), sunbathing,

Fancy moves,

And swooning like Victorian maidens over ✨wrists✨... the detail is spectacular.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

[v1x3n]