#cal the yapper

[stopmyobxheart]

Can we talk about Kit's exceptional fashion style/sense????

[stardume]

Hypothetically, do you reckon that for the younglings that grew up in the Jedi Temple would do like ‘your mum’ jokes except instead it would be ‘your master’?

Like I can fully imagine a random youngling going up to their friend and telling a Your Master joke, and running away giggling menacingly

IMAGINE A YOUNGLING SAYING THAT TO LIKE OBI-WAN YODA OR ANY OTHER COUNCIL MEMBER THOUGH

I feel like depending on which council member they’d tell it to, they’d either get a laugh or get banished from the order, there’s no inbetween

It would be so funny though

[stonedopossums]

as much as I physically hate talking I literally cannot stop

[trustmypoison]

SVT as your bff

Requested? Yes! Request: ‘Could you maybe do how SVT would be as a platonic best friend? 🙏🏻’

Seungcheol Very much the ‘call if you need me’ sort of bestie. He insists that he’s never too busy if you need anything, even if there might be spells that he can’t keep up with you as much as he would like. But still, he has your contact set up to ring through no matter what and he’ll drop just about anything if you need his help. Or, if he really can’t get away, he’s sending some who can get away. It shouldn’t surprise anyone, but he’s an overprotective bff. It does not matter what the age difference is. I think it’s kind of just in his nature to be that way.

Jeonghan Is he your best friend or your worst enemy? Some days you won’t be sure. Will tease you mercilessly for something and just when you might start to actually get upset, he pats your head with a grin and says ‘there, there’, and offers to get food or do something that you like. Always teams up with you for games. At least, he did before his group members caught on that you two were actually somehow worse together, so they force you to be on separate teams from now on. Not that this will stop the cheating on either side. But on occasion, he’ll let your team win.

Joshua Omg, matching everything. He’ll do the cute friendship bracelets or other matching pieces of jewelry or clothing. He sees something nice when he’s shopping and his attitude is ‘one for me, one for you’. He understands how coupley this might look sometimes, but he’ll shrug it off because it’s just not like that. He just likes to have little reminders of your friendship, especially when he gets too busy to see you as much as he’d like to.

Jun Where do you think he tests out all of his bad jokes? You hear them all first. Now, this isn’t a perfect system, mostly because 99% of what he says is something you find funny. But still!! You’ll get a text that says, “Hold on, I got one”, and then you’ll get a voice message with the joke. If you don’t approve, he’s wiping it from his memory. If you do approve though, trust that his group members will be tortured with that joke later that day. They might even groan and say “I cannot believe Y/N approved of that one,” because this little approval process of yours and Jun’s is not secretive at all.

Hoshi Bet you expected me to say that you two are insane together!! (I almost did, but thought better of it.) Energetic? Yes. But I think he’s probably way more mature in close friendships and relationships than he gets credit for. He’s a very attentive bestie. Sure, he comes to you when he needs to vent or get away, but I think you might lean on him even more because he’s just so… open to anything to do with you. He’s just such a warm person that you feel safe to tell him anything. I think he’d also give some really solid advice!! Bonus: I’m so sorry, but you’re the Designated Drunk Soonyoung Babysitter when you drink with them. And if you aren’t drinking with them, they might just drop him off with you on the way home.

Wonwoo So steady! Does not matter what he’s doing or where he’s at, he’s texting you at least once a day. Could just be a ‘you good?’ text, but still, it happens every. Single. Day. He gets the reputation for being more reserved than the others, but I think he’d be very warm to people that he’s close to, and you’re no exception. I fully believe he’s the yapper in your friendship and it might shock his members sometimes with how much of a motor mouth he becomes if he’s talking to you. But it’s because he knows you’ll never make him feel bad about being chatty.

Woozi You know in gose episodes when he’s just in the background folded in half laughing? That’s a daily occurrence with you. Don’t get me wrong, his group members surely bring a lot of levity to the work they have to do, but it’s still work a lot of the time, you know? But sneaking away to hang out with you would be some sort of escapism for him, I think. I also think you’d be the first call his group members make when he needs to be pulled away from work for a breather. Like Seungcheol, I think he’d also drop anything if you needed him, but I theorize he probably needs more support in this friendship most of the time, more than he’d like to admit.

DK Oh, he’s so sweet with literally everyone, but particularly with you. Super invested in what you’re up to and what you want to do. It might be his first day off in a month, but he’s still asking what YOU want to do with your day off. Also, the biggest and loudest cheerleader for any ambitions you have. It doesn’t matter what it is. You could have no one else in your life cheering you on, but he’ll make up for their absence with his overwhelming energy. Bonus: he’d be overjoyed if you gave the same energy back to things he was working on, like SVT, BSS, or acting/musicals, but will probably never ask for it. Please loudly cheer him on, it would make him turn to mush.

Mingyu Another one that somehow finds time to text you every single day, no matter what he’s up to. And he’s super stubborn about it, so if he’s overseas and you realize the time where he is when you get a text, you’ll tell him to go to sleep and you’ll get back a ‘No!!!!’ Now, you surely give him a hard time about some things, but you need to be his #1 defender from his group members because they’re brutal about it 25/8 lol. I mean, he breathes and they laugh at him. He will not hesitate to hide behind you (or try to) and point to them saying, “They’re being mean!!” You have a big, sweet baby for a best friend.

Minghao The best secret keeper!! You’ve told him things you’ve never told anyone else because you know he’ll never breathe a word of it to anyone else. Now… that doesn’t stop him from giving you a hard time about some of the funnier or more embarrassing secrets he knows in private. Heaven forbid if one of those secrets is who your SVT bias is or if you have even the tiniest crush on one of his members. He’ll never let you live that down. But seriously, the most trustworthy. And I think in time he’d spill some of his own secrets to you as well.

Seungkwan You know all of the gossip. It genuinely doesn’t matter if you’ve never met these people or never even heard of them. He’s giving you the full story, blow by blow. That includes anything to do with the group too. He will never stop telling you about comebacks or album concepts as soon as they’re planned, no matter how much Seungcheol wishes he wouldn’t. And Seungkwan wants all of your gossip too! Please tell him about how rude the mean lady from accounting is so he can scoff and say, “I cannot believe she said that!” Whereas the secret sharing with Minghao comes with time, with Seungkwan it’s an assumption of your friendship. Secret sharing between the two of you is actually a requirement, I'm so sorry.

Vernon Whereas others might make a point to text every single day, no matter what, you’re inundated with memes and TikToks with zero explanation. Don’t bother asking why and just reply with your own meme or TikTok. You guys can go literal days without actually speaking or messaging words to each other - your text thread is just images and links. But when you do need to talk, he is so level-headed that you go to him with all of your problems. He’s particularly good to talk to if you’re feeling anxious or high-strung about something because he’s just so chill. Don’t feel bad if he doesn’t always do the same (I think he probably likes to figure his shit out on his own when he can), but he definitely feels comforted knowing he can come to you if he did need something.

Chan On the go all the time!! Seriously, his group members never know where he is on his day off. Then he comes back late with evidence of where he was and clearly had fun. Like you guys will disappear for the afternoon and go to a fair, and he’ll come back with some stuffed animal and some cotton candy and they’re all like, “why weren’t we invited???” He’ll shrug because it never occurred to him to invite anyone else. Because that’s HIS time with HIS bestie. Actually the best to talk to when you are feeling down or need help with something, because he strikes me as someone that is such a comforting person to have around.

[semperamans]

hi!! ur lil blurbs abt benny are sooo cute its sickening!! so i wanted jump on the train and send in a benny request!! ok although benny isnt loudest of the club and kinda keeps to himself, i think it makes him super observant and aware of wants going on around him

so imagine his girl is kinda clumsy and doesn’t pay as much attention to her surroundings compared to benny, or in a deep convo with friends she made in the club (bc we know she’s a YAPPER) but benny is always running around so she won’t accidentally hurt herself on a table corner or place her hand down on some broken glass OR protect her when he sees something fishy and needs to act fast

basically “baby proofying” things so he can keep her safe😣😣 and maybe his girl catches up on it at some point and tries to “get hurt” but he’s alr a step ahead bc he loves her BAD:((

love ur page and so exited to read more!! also love the gracie pfp its so cute:))

hi bby! :’) thank you so much for your cutie words <3 you’re a doll, i mean it!

this!!! is!!! so!!! cute!!!

you ARE benny’s baby so of course he’s going to go above and beyond to protect u :( he notices you’re always hitting your damn hip on the sharp corner of the bar, so one day he comes in with sandpaper and a bucket of paint that hasn’t been cracked open since before either of you were born. “benny, the fuck are you doin’?” “nothin’” bc it really is nothing to him. it’s just second nature. it hurts you, so he’s going to take care of it. so he sands the point down to a dull curve, slaps a coat of paint on it, and viola, the only hip bruises you’ll have are the ones he puts there.

“y'ever notice how benny doesn’t let you out of his sight?” you’re so drunk you can’t remember the name of the girl to your left. is it wanda? wilhelmina? whatever it is it’s pretty and you feel awful that it’s slipped your mind, but she’s a new hang-around (totally besotted by cal). “i mean it,” she says, stubbing out her cigarette and pointing to you. “that man looks at you like you hung the stars in the sky.” sure enough you make eye contact with benny the moment you lift that pretty little chin. he blinks slowly, almost cat-like, before an easy smile spreads over his pink lips. pretty. he's so pretty and you've just gotta tell him. unsteady on a good day, you're an accident waiting to happen when you're tipsy and benny knows. suddenly the smell of his aftershave flurries around you and he's there. you could have sworn he was just at the pool table but now he's at your side, taking your elbow gently in his large hand, brushing the hair from your sweaty cheeks with the other. "benny," you hum, nuzzling into his palm and jesus christ, it only fuels that protective fire even more. "wanted to tell you a secret." "oh, yeah?" he's still holding onto you but bends where you can press your lips against his ear with ease "tell me." and so you do, over and over in one cherry-wine scented murmur. "think you're so pretty, benny so so so pretty. jus' wanted you to know that i like when y'take care of me when I'm a little drunk and just always. y'just mean so much to me so so so much. thank you." you're pawing at his shirt, practically preening in his ear and yeah, he's going to take care of you in some other ways tonight but for now he just takes your chin between his thumb and index fingers, plants a fat kiss on your forehead, and smiles down at your flushed face. "you don't gotta thank me, baby. c'mon. how 'bout some water?"

[armyyoftwoo]

cal headcanons!!

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・cal is a pathological liar. about like the stupidest shit too. ask the dude what he had for breakfast that day, and he’ll tell you scrambled eggs knowing damn well he had toast. whys he lying ab it?? nobody knows!!

・hes a ”name three songs” motherfucker. and hes REALLY annoying about it

・hes also a “courtney love killed kurt cobain” fucker. he will nawtt shut up ab it if he finds out ur a hole/courtney fan

・doesnt know how to use chopsticks (its ok me too cal)

・has really stupid vocal stims, mostly repeating lyrics from songs he likes or mimicing what andres saying in different tones of voice over and over till andre yells at him to stfu

・anemic

・professional yapper. he actually will not shut up ever

・he snorts when he laughs, and then gets really embarrassed about it.

・sunburns sooo easily. hes basically always bright red during the summer,, its a problem. he whines about it hurting until his mom buys him aloe cream

・horrifically ticklish, but if you try to tickle him he WILL punch you in the face

・always has chipped black nail polish on. andre gets mad at him for picking it off in his car because the little flecks get everywhere and its annoying to clean up

・hates school cafeteria food but REFUSES to pack lunches to bring. he’ll just decide not to eat that day, but by the time lunch rolls around hes hungry as shit and usually ends up stealing half of andres food.

[wakacreations]

Infernal Fears HC

I thought it would be fun to list some head canon fears for some of my favorite infernals (Zevlor, Rolan, Raphael and Haarlep) in the spirit of spooky season.

Zevlor:

Claustrophobia: After awaking from the pod, he developed this most recent fear. Zevlor becomes conscious to how much room a spaces fills up. When he is going into shops he couldn't help but notice his heart rate elevates. When he goes into the pantry and the door accidentally shuts behind him, there is moment he has to compose himself from breaking the door. Thrill Rides: If Baldur's Gate were to have thrill rides, Zevlor would not ride them. Sudden drops, roller coasters, and anything along those lines just looking at those contraption has his anxiety spiked. If anyone were to ask him to join them on a ride, he would do so reluctantly for them the first time. Zevlor will be cursing through the whole experience both in common and infernal. His heart would give out at being thrown around like rag doll and to be confined to just endure the whole experience. He also gets motion sickness. What lurks in the dark: Despite his age, Zevlor still is afraid of dark more so what lurkers there. He knows that his senses are sharp and can detect if danger is near but what if he is wrong? The Commander still enjoys his nightly patrols in solitude but you can't help what your mind conjurers in the twilights.

Rolan:

Bugs: Some are beautiful from a distance. The keyword being distance and he would keep it as such. There is unique kind of terror that can only be experienced when you see bug... when you blink and it disappears... even worst when you turn around to see them flying towards you. Objects will be thrown. spells will be casted and that nasty thing will be vanquished but Rolan will have to clean the mess he had created.

Clowns: Their cartoonish wide smiles, their unsettling laughter, and the way they somehow always seem to sneak up on him specifically (Dribbles) has always had him on edge. Lia and Cal enjoy them and think he is delusional but in their eyes they seem to enjoy his particular torment. Being Alone: Rolan has been alone. It won't be the first nor the last time he was left to his own devices. There is some irritation fear within once a door goes shut before him, when his siblings wave him off as they run errands that what if somehow it is truly their last goodbye. His siblings would always come back by the end of the day. Sometimes very late into the night when go off somewhere in the evening. He can't help stay up and wait for them. Maybe this will be the day he will be all alone again.

Raphael:

Large bodies of water: He will not swim in a body of water unless he can see the bottom. Raphael will happily lounge a top the water. He can turn off his sense of panic but once he plunges into the water. He won't let his fear be known until he looks down deep below or feels something touch him underneath the water. You will need to come rescue the cambion. He will forget he has magic.. and how to swim. Becoming a mindflayer: As the devil who deals with souls, what is worst then a lost of a precious soul coin but having your own soul and likeness transformed into a eldritch horror. Such the thought has his skin crawling. He will get physically ill if he sees anything vaguely tentaclelike. When Halloween season returned to Baldur's Gate after the Netherbrain's defeat to Raphael's shock and horror people were running around dressed up as mindflayers. The curtains were drawn in the Devil's Den for the rest of the month. Becoming Mute: Raphael is a certified yapper maybe even Asmodeus got tired of his yapping and he is a level below the eighth. Maybe Raphael united Asmodeus and Mephistopheles under one cause to kicked him out to the first level Avernus. Raphael loves his voice that is where his power comes from after all. How else would he could convince people to sign if he couldn't whisper temptations and of a grandeur life into their ears. Raphael will probably do all kinds of vocal exercises to maintain his voice in pristine working condition. Even summon the best clerics to heal him if he were to fall ill or sustain any injuring a simple dip in his bath won't heal. He will cry if he can't yap.

Haarlep:

Trypophobia: There is such a thing as too many holes that does make the incubus squirm in disgust than pleasure. Ignored: Attention of all manner is food for an incubus. Anyone would in their right minds would go mad at being ignored, to act if they do not exist or not even worth a singular glance. To be locked away is not cruel they have been before but not to have another in close proximity is a true agony. Even the debtors and impies disappear promptly after being summoned. They may never cross the barrier as ordered by Raphael. Would anyone please lend a ear to this starving Haarlep? There is only I to converse with and it has grown dull. Even just a little whisper in acknowledgement to show they have not gone mad in this House of Hope? Silence: Complete utter still silence in the House of Hope is rare occurrence. Usually in the house grows quiet at the arrival of Raphael but quickly the noise returns. Thoughts linger in the silence of the boudoir. How long will I be trapped here? When will my next meal come? The whole house has gone silent. Is Raphael in one of his moods again or was someone sent by Zariel for the typical inspection or has a messenger from Cania came for a visit? Whatever it is Haarlep will have to prepare for Raphael.

[co-captaincalvin]

Calvin's eyes softened upon seeing the picture, leaning further in to inspect it closer. "Awhh, that's so sweet! Reminds me of my roommate and snake. I miss them sometimes... ever since I got this gig I don't see much of em. I feel bad, my poor roommates gotta look after my scaly girl while I'm gone."

Calvin's eyes flicked back up to the doctor, a light pink on his face as he realized he'd gotten ahead of himself. He leaned back, clearing his throat. "Right, sorry, uh... what's their names?"

It was mid psych-eval, Calvin's mind wandering. He'd been trying to listen, really trying. He was usually good about it, but his eyes weren't quite focused on the doc's eyes, no, they were just a tad bit off.

"Hey, do you think we could swap glasses?"

- @co-captaincalvin

[The doctor had been in mid-rant when Calvin spoke up, eyes darting up from the clipboard to the man across from him.] "Pardon?" [He adjusted his glasses, straightening his posture just a bit.]

[doueverwonder]

May I request, California-Centered CaliIlliYork hcs?

California: *long lecture about how the 'i'm just a girl' thing may have started as a joke but is quickly becoming a genuine tool of the patriarchy*

California as soon as it doesn't want to do something and is therefor going to convince her boyfriends to do it for them: idk i'm just a girl

absolutely gets insecure about the relationship the most bc York and Illi have been together since the 1860s and "i'll never be as close to them as they are to each other"

other side of the coin sometimes they'll jokingly call California a homewrecker and Cal will just go "hell yeah I am"

she's taller then NY and Illinois but just like is constantly all over them. Pointing at their laps and going "is this seat taken" and not waiting for an answer.

Cal might be a yapper but that's okay bc NY and Illi have ways of dealing with that (kissing it)

this asshole likes going to parties with York and Illinois and playing up being their ditzy gf just to see the looks on people faces when they suddenly snap out of it

we love a California who can give long sourced speeches on a variety of social issues but also thought the Panera logo was a duck.

California: "I'm an independent being and a free spirit, if Illinois and New York broke up with me I would be sad but would move on easily. My happiness does not depend on them."

California, after not seeing them for twenty minutes: "life is meaningless, I know nothing but a lonely cold unforgiving world. I will not be whole again until I see my beloveds faces"

[etherealbunnies]

🌿₊ ˚ .⌗ ᜊ welcome to my blog

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hey! my name is florence (flora!) (she/they) ✴︎

this is just my ana diary; trigger warning for EDs and general mental health for my entire blog!

please block if you are in recovery/do not have an ED/under the age of 16/or just a terrible person. <3 take care of yourselves! 「❀」

-> stats, goals, and rules for myself below the cut

⌗🌷 my stats: ✳︎

height: 165cm

hw/sw: 49kg

cw: 45.8kg (28/01) 🍄⌇yes, i'm also wondering how i've fallen off so bad

lw: 40.7kg 🍄⌇it WILL get lower, i am manifesting

gw 1: 45kg

gw 2: 42.5kg

gw 3: 40kg

ugw: <39kg

⌗🌷 my rules: ✶

cal limit: 750

OMAD!!

exercise, exercise, exercise. 10k steps/day <3

DO NOT EAT AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!

if it doesn't fit on my plate, i can't have it.

whatever my bmi is / chews per bite

log everything before i eat it

do not eat after 19:00

⌗🌷 my goals: ✩

1. get back to my lw by summer of '25 ! <3

2. lose fat in my waist (want to have it be 21 inches <3), thighs, face, and fingers

3. get all As in my grades this academic year <3

4. lose 1kg or more per month!

⊹ ``♡ ִֶָ my tag for my wieiads is #ethereallyeating <3 ! 

⊹ ``♡ ִֶָ my tag for general yappering is #ethereallyapper <3 !

honestly, i have massively fallen off: i have gained sm since summer '24. my main priority this academic year is school as i have important exams in summer, but i will obviously be focusing on this too. my main goal is really to develop discipline and self-control with everything, but especially with food. i am ok with taking it a little slower than i did when i started this blog because i need to prioritise exams (yes, i am aware i am just making excuses for myself lol). i need to be harsher on myself.

thank you for reading angels !!

✿ - dm me if you have any tips or want to be ana buddies ✧ ! 🌷

[last updated 26th january 2025]

[stopmyobxheart]

I'd probably just settle for someone tall.

[kthecritter]

hello!! it's so hard to catch these open :'-) BUT we did it!!

i wanted to ask for an id pack,, i've formed not so long ago and i cannot find a name/prns i like, so i thought to ask here :-)

i know i like/identify with minecraft endermen, sheep, dogs, werewolfs, carnivorous deers, wolfs, ferrets, snakes, the colour brown, teal-y blue, eevees, computers (& technology as a whole),,,,

i am very much a yapper sorry

but! could you work with this? we're latino & i'd prefer a name that works both in english & spanish (so like,, italian, spanish, maybe english, greek, maybe french names all work) if you don't know what this means in practice just ignore this D-: BUTBUT!! yeah !!!! thank you so much in advance :-)

oh & if you could make a moodboard too i would be THRILLED though don't overwork yourself :-)

here you go, I hope you enjoy! oooh wow this is a lot to work with, thanks!

Names/nicknames:

Roan

Lobo

Azul

Noir

Lycan

Neo

Cal

Ram

Bruno

Terra

Pronouns:

Woof/woof/woofs/woofself

Brown/brown/browns/brownself

Teal/teal/teals/tealself

Wool/wool/wools/woolself

Dark/dark/darks/darkself

End/end/ends/endself

Hur/huron/hurons/hurself

Tec/tec/tex/tecself

[the-real-maui]

I'm gonna fucking cry I'm going on holiday for 3 days to jamaica and my parents said we will be going to restaurants every single day :( I already ate 657 I'm so scared to have dinner it's gonna go over my limits @human-bacteriophage

[cloveisinhell]

clove, he/him, 15, block don't report

this is my blog for vent/ed shit & other various ramblings related my to rapidly declining mental state. ask for my main if you want, i'm sliiightly less mentally ill over there :P

I love theater, dan & phil, my chemical romance, vampires, car seat headrest, and other things of the sort. dms are always open, i'm quite a bit of a yapper but i also really enjoy listening to people talk about stuff.

want to know exactly what's wrong with me? i'm diagnosed with some stuff, but i'm sure as hell not listing it. draw your own conclusions based on my posts if you must.

#clove says things <- original posts/rambling tag.

stats/other disordered shit under cut

height: 5'2

hw: no clue.

sw: somewhere around 105lbs? idk.

cw: 91.4lbs / bmi 16.7 (as of january 31st)

lw: 88.8lbs / bmi 16.2

gw1: 90lbs / bmi 16.5

gw2: 85lbs / bmi 15.5

gw3: 80lbs / bmi 14.6

generally i try to stay under 1000cal per day. usually end up eating 600-800, but if i set really low cal limits i find myself more likely to binge.

inbox & dms are always open! i’d consider myself fairly knowledgeable on harm reduction in regards to both eating disorders and self harm.

[lactosefreeapple]

Word dump lol

Listen I’m not religious but I think the Ana gods saved me or smthn bc I almost made 4 slices of toast with dinner but it burnt 2 of em :)

Twas a sign I swear

(Also I promise you these slices are not super big but like ykwim. Still not good to do that)

But like yeah lowkey outside of Tuesday I’ve stuck to/under my cal goal so far this week, it’s not super low but I’ve lost a lot of weight with it (it’s okay I know I’m a biggie 😔) so like I’m chilling honestly.

I’m probs gonna keep this limit for like the rest of the month, and see how much weight loss it brings. So far I’ve lost 3.6 lbs (I know it’s crazy in a couple days and was probs water weight but IDC man)

And I am NOT making excuses anymore. No more re-starting and no more binging. There’s always tomorrow. I can eat that tomorrow. And if I don’t plan for it properly tomorrow then I’ll have it the next day. (This is gonna be embarrassing as hell to look back on if I binge again this month ;-;)

So yeah teehee vibing kinda rn. End of word dump. (Though when are my posts NOT word dumps I am suchhhh a yapper y’all)

～🎀