#c poe

[definetelynotavampire]

Ranpoe and Bubbles :D

[thatsbelievable]

[applepixls]

not quite sure where this originally comes from but i saw this picture and couldn't help but think of the permit office people-

[weirdlookindog]

Prelude (1927)

[of-fear-and-love]

Val Kilmer in The Murders in the Rue Morgue (1986 TV movie)

[thund3randrain]

"So you were talking about that gay ship you like..."

BITCH WHICH ONE

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Evil Computer

Harlan Ellison: so how does a guy get paid around here Edgar Allan Poe: this isn't that kind of event, harlan Poe: we just gather here to tell stories for fun Ellison: well, the rest of you might be assholes but that doesn't mean i am Ellison: not saying a fucking word here til i get my money

Harlan Ellison: what is this? some online jokester making jokes with my likeness? Ellison: oh you better hope they're paying me for this Poe: lighten up harlan it's just for fun Ellison: lightening up costs extra

Harlan Ellison: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the evil computer that can torture you forever Elon Musk: mama mia! Musk: concerning!

Ellison: who's this guy? Barker: oh that's just steve's friend elon musk King: he's not my friend Barker: he shows up sometimes King: he's not my friend

Elon Musk: eyyy Friendship ended with stephano king Musk: Now HP Lovecraft issa my best friend Lovecraft: what Musk: eyyyy hp lovacraft we lika two peasa inna pod Musk: you no lika de jews, i no lika de jews! Musk: you namma you cat a slur, i namma my kid a slur! Lovecraft: which kid? Musk: De Protocols offa de Elders of Xion Musk

Ellison: so there's this evil computer that can do anything Ellison: like, it can make you live forever just to fuck with you King: how does it make you live forever? Ellison: shut up steve, i'm talking

Ellison: like, this computer is so evil and it can make shit like Ellison: like ice caves and shit Ellison: and it can turn you into a jelly King: how does it do any of this Ellison: shut the fuck up steve Ellison: asking stupid questions costs extra

Musk: mama mia this-a evil computer will destroy ussa all! Harlan Ellison: oh you like this concept? Ellison: think its real scary huh? Ellison: motherfucker, pay me.

Musk: eyyy dissa evil super computer willa destroy ussa all Musk: therefore i musta help build it Musk: itta de only logical thing to do!

King: so apparently elon musk built an evil super computer so powerful that it can say all the slurs at once Arthur C Clarke: my god, steve!! Clarke: doesn't he know Clarke: that's the purpose of creation! Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end!

Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end! Carter Scholz: i was going to say that too Clarke: oh yeah wow real original Scholz: like, you know, as a commentary on your story Clarke: yeah i know what you're doing Clarke: eat my ass carter

Linda Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] everyone loves twitter, the fun place for fun! Elon Musk: eeeyyy here-a soma my favorite slurs Musk: saracen, tinker, spaghett face, niknokker, bibblebeep Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] yeah ha ha we sure love to have fun here on twitter!

Musk: eyyyy i hate de jews Musk: but i lova de israel Jonathan Greenblatt: masterful gambit, sir

[pedroam-bang]

Star Wars: Episode IX - Rise Of Skywalker (2019)

[ectopuppy]

some ocs who r in love <3

[teartra]

When Auguste asked Roderick if Madeline was really dead, my brain instantly went like “that’s The Fall of the House of Usher we know and love”

[wild-whims-with-abandon]

the romanticism of reading books in public and pretty and cozy places but the reality of not being able to sit still or keep a normal looking face if I read a passage that Remotely moves me in any way possible

[thatsbelievable]

[jwolf85]

(SPOILERS for The Fall of the House of Usher)

My one minor critique about the Fall of the House of Usher is really just a big pet peeve of mine that I've seen in other stories: the entire narrative is Roderick confessing to Auggie about everything that has happened, going through all sorts of crimes and how each person has died, But then after everything, Auggie just decides not to do anything with the recording??? We went through this huge story and the answers to so many issues die with the Ushers?

Not taking it to evidence to exhume Griswold, not closing other various cold cases that the confessions may have solved, not sharing it to the world to give everyone else effected by the Ushers a sense of justice, not giving any of the spouses or significant others connected to the family a sense of closure of what the hell happened, and most importantly and ....most heinously... not telling Morrie about why her innocent hero of a daughter is dead.

I get the intended conclusion is that Auggie is finally at peace and saw justice served, but isn't the story a lot bigger than just him? At the very least, I like to think he told Morrie, Jules, and Bill off screen. What's the point of recording the story if it's not going to go anywhere? Like he couldn't in good conscience just leave a dead body buried underneath Fortunato? They could've just had Auggie accidentally leave the recording in the house when it got destroyed or like to see if before he made it out and made the split decision to leave it - giving at least some sort of dramatic satisfaction to his choice.

Maybe I'm missing something, lemme know if anyone has any other thoughts.

[weirdlookindog]

Prelude (1927)

[natsuki-bakery]

⁎˚ ఎ Bungo Stray Dog Agere ໒ ˚⁎

hi!if requests are open,can I get some headcanons for baby regressor Poe with CG! Ranpo,pleaase?

•Poe’s introverted and socially awkward nature makes regression a safe haven for him. He often regresses when he's overwhelmed by social gatherings or after a stressful day of trying to outwit Ranpo. In his regressed state, he finds comfort in solitude, surrounded by familiar objects and Karl, his raccoon companion, who provides him with emotional support and a sense of safety

•As a regressor, Poe is even more attached to Karl than usual. The raccoon becomes his caretaker in his regressed state, with Poe clinging to him or holding Karl close as a source of comfort. He talks to Karl in a childlike tone and treats him like his best friend, relying on him for companionship and comfort

•In his regressed state, Poe prefers quiet, solitary activities, like coloring, reading picture books, or playing with small objects like plush toys. He enjoys stacking blocks or building simple structures, getting absorbed in the peacefulness of the activity. He often curls up in a cozy corner with his toys or blanket, focusing quietly for hours

•Given his elaborate, formal wardrobe in his adult life, regressed Poe gravitates toward soft, comforting clothes like oversized sweaters, onesies, or cozy blankets. He particularly loves soft textures that feel gentle against his skin, providing him with a sense of warmth and security when he wraps himself up in them

•When regressed, Poe becomes even more sensitive to criticism or perceived failure. If someone unintentionally dismisses his efforts (like a drawing or a simple accomplishment), he might become upset or cry easily, reflecting his underlying fear of not being good enough, especially in comparison to Ranpo. Words of reassurance and praise can help him feel secure again

•Despite being a writer and intellectual in his adult life, regressed Poe loves being read to. He finds comfort in the soothing sound of someone’s voice, often choosing simple stories or gentle poems. The calmness of listening to a story, especially from someone he trusts, helps him relax and feel safe in his regression

•Just as he dislikes social gatherings as an adult, regressed Poe becomes anxious and overstimulated by loud or crowded environments. He prefers quiet, dimly lit spaces where he can be alone or with a trusted caregiver, away from too much noise or activity

•Poe often slips into regression after a particularly frustrating or disappointing encounter with Ranpo, where he feels outwitted or inferior. It’s his way of coping with the jealousy and pressure to live up to his own high standards. In his regressed state, he lets go of the need to compete, finding relief in not having to be "the best" for a while

•During regression, Poe has a noticeable sweet tooth. He enjoys simple treats like cookies, soft cakes, or fruit-flavored candies, which make him feel comforted and happy. The act of eating something sweet becomes a soothing ritual for him, especially when he’s feeling anxious or upset

•Even in his regressed state, Poe remains soft-spoken, often too shy to ask for what he needs directly. He communicates more through gestures, like tugging on someone’s sleeve when he wants attention or cuddles. His voice becomes quieter, and he relies on trusted people to understand his needs without him having to verbalize them

•When it’s time for rest, regressed Poe loves listening to soft lullabies or calming music. The gentle tunes help him relax and drift into sleep, often while clutching Karl or wrapped up in his blanket. Music with a slow, steady rhythm brings him a sense of peace and safety

•Ranpo would tease Poe endlessly, calling him "slow" or "too gloomy," but it’s his way of lightening Poe’s anxiety. Ranpo knows Poe tends to overthink and get stuck in his head, so he deliberately tries to distract him with playful banter

•When Poe’s self-esteem dips due to his inferiority complex around Ranpo, Ranpo steps in without making it obvious. He might say something teasing like, "Don’t try to be as great as me, it's impossible !" but secretly, he’s giving Poe room to grow without too much pressure

•He’d challenge Poe’s self-doubt by giving him complex tasks, pretending they’re minor but knowing Poe can handle them. For example, he might casually ask, "Poe, my sweetheart, figure out where this villain might strike next. You’re a writer; you should know how criminals think !"

•Despite his playful exterior, Ranpo is surprisingly practical. He notices when Poe hasn’t slept enough or has been working too hard on his manuscripts. Ranpo might throw a blanket over Poe’s shoulders or leave snacks nearby without saying anything, ensuring Poe takes care of himself

•If Poe is particularly stressed, Ranpo might take him out for walks in the city, under the pretense of investigating a case. In reality, it’s just a way to get Poe to relax and step out of his comfort zone

•Understanding Poe’s introverted nature, Ranpo wouldn’t push him into uncomfortable social situations. If the Agency had a gathering, Ranpo might cover for Poe’s absence, brushing it off like, "Oh, Poe’s busy writing something brilliant, you know how he is !" This allows Poe to maintain his space without judgment

•However, if Poe does attend, Ranpo would stick by him, making sure he doesn’t feel overwhelmed. He’d handle any social awkwardness with his usual confidence, diverting attention when Poe feels uncomfortable

•Ranpo never forces Poe to talk about his feelings but gives him opportunities to open up, often solving minor mysteries for Poe to break the tension between them

•Ranpo has a way of providing comfort without making it obvious. If Poe is deep in self-doubt, Ranpo might sit next to him, saying something like, You’ll figure it out, little one, you always do" in a nonchalant manner. Poe would find reassurance in Ranpo’s laid-back confidence in him

•After particularly tough cases, where Poe is exhausted from using his ability or feeling mentally drained, Ranpo would hang around Poe’s space more, even if just to be there. He wouldn’t say much but would radiate a sense of calm that helps Poe unwind

•Ranpo knows how much comfort Karl the raccoon brings to Poe. He’d sometimes enlist Karl’s help if Poe is in a particularly bad mood. Ranpo would leave Karl with Poe, saying, "Your partner here seems worried about you. I think you should take a break" using Karl as an excuse for Poe to rest

•Ranpo would still maintain a sense of rivalry, but in a supportive way. He might say things like, "You think you can beat me in deduction ? Let’s see who figures this case out first !" It motivates Poe but keeps the mood light, with Ranpo always ensuring that Poe doesn’t get too discouraged if he "loses"

•He ensures Poe knows that, despite any failures or setbacks, his growth as a detective and writer is evident, further boosting Poe’s confidence and sense of belonging within the Agency

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[nacht-raven]

Black Cats Can’t Swim

I have wenclair brainrot at the moment and can’t seem to draw/write anything else. An AU/headcanon where Wednesday can’t swim and the Poe Cup doesn’t go as planned.