#by parent i mean my dad

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)

[arkangelo-7]

Let’s be honest, the only thing funnier than Dick and Bruce trying to co-parent Damian is Dick, Bruce, and Jason trying to co-parent Damian.

[bunnieswithknives]

OH MY GOD??? HAS IT SERIOUSLY BEEN A MONTH????? I am so sorry guys

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[egophiliac]

oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.

[royaltea000]

You’re my baby, say it to me

[adustoflove]

No one understands guilt better than a girl with emotionally immature parents

[starry-bi-sky]

more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc

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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME

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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal

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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH

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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore

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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO

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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--

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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.

[hecksupremechips]

Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing

And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had

Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter

And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"

[starwarsanthropology]

Ah yes, my favorite fictional family, Knife Revenge and his sons [checks notes] Shadow, Glove, Space Napoleon, Martyred Bestie, and Jaing

[quibbs126]

I was bored and looking for fanfics to read, and I stumble across one (mind you, it’s supposed to be a crack fic) where they pose the idea of g1 Starscream secretly being a megop kid

And now I can’t unsee it

I mean, he is red, blue and light grey like a combo of them, and he also at least gives me the impression that he’s a lot younger than them

And also looking at the three of them, I kind of see it

The things that don’t look similar are just jet things, which neither of them are. And yeah, him being a jet would be a detractor from this idea, but who knows, maybe alt modes aren’t genetic in this hypothetical scenario

Also another thing the fic brought up is that Megatron never just kills Starscream despite his constant treachery. I think that’s different by the movie, but whatever

I know it’s stupid and I don’t really believe it, and this would only be specifically in g1 (because god knows it doesn’t work in other continuities), but now it’s in my brain and I need other people to know about it

[demonkinguwu]

Oops, I remembered my Pokemon AU and decided to redesign them <3 Trainer: Hat Kid Pokemon:

Froslass [Vanessa]

Mimikyu [Briar (My OC)]

Rotom [Rumbi]

Polteageist [Snatcher]

4 Sinisteas [Not HK's but follow Snatcher around]

Lampent [Stella - @artificial-radiance's OC]

Lore + Alt Snatcher faces' below <3

In a world of Pokemon and humans, rare humanoids known as 'Poke-Humans' exist. They are capable of leading Pokemon or human lives, even becoming trainers themselves and fighting in special tournaments. It's rare, but some can be caught by trainers they trust.

A long time ago, two royals, a spoiled princess from Kalos and a snooty prince from Galar, were in the middle of their wedding ceremony after meeting for the first time. Both didn't like each other but knew they had to wed for the good of their kingdoms. But right after speaking their vows, a stranger interrupted the ceremony, cursing them into becoming Pokemon. A strong frost woman and a weak teacup, neither in their right minds as they stole the lives of their guests.

100 years later, an orphaned girl was beginning her journey with her rotom. She ran with a sparkle in her eyes as she dreamt of becoming a Dragon Trainer Champion until she found herself in front of a couple of gang members from 'New Rocket Mafia', she ran away as they chased her. Still, one nearly caught her until rotom tased him until fainting. Miffed her journey started with a bunch of bullies chasing her, she took a fancy briefcase from him and found empty weird-looking Pokeballs. Before she could take a closer look, the man twitched, making her panic and into the abandoned woods until she found an empty village.

She went to an abandoned manor, hoping for shelter to hide from the gang members, unknowing of the terror that awaited her inside. An angry Froslass with countless frozen victims, she escaped to the basement before she froze her, lured by the sweet smell of a delicious-looking cup of tea, not noticing the decaying unfrozen skeletons. She nearly became one more victim as she placed her lips on the teacup, Rumbi warned her about a ghost nearby. In a panic, she threw all her pokeballs and caught the spooky tea cup.

Confident, she could fight the Froslass now, she collected her stuff and planned to use the Sinistea. Unfortunately for her, when the moment of truth came, he was not the powerhouse she thought he was... Even more so, he wasn't even a full pokemon! Panicking as the stranger was panicking and throwing shadow balls all around, she threw her pokeballs at the Froslass, catching her.

After explanations and hypotheses, she made a deal with the two ghosts, she'll help them find their way into the modern world and a cure for the curse and they'll help her as her Pokemon and help her have a full dragon team. Now traveling with two horrible ghosts who hated each other and their situation, she hopes she could find a cure quickly.

At least, that's the summary of all this but obviously, they stuck around for a loooong time and gained new non-dragon companions jfdnsdf

[puppyeared]

ouppys and kibbys

[l1li4n]

y'all I'm not okay. how will i live????

[blue-rose-soul]

AU where Lucifer went down to New Orleans sometime between 1900 and 1910, right in the middle of Mardi Gras. Charlie was about 100ish at this time, and while Lucifer and Lilith were still together, there was a growing emotional distance between them that had been going on for a few decades at this point. Lucifer's just trying to have some fun and forget his worries for a little while, and he does. And he meets a nice lady. A very nice Creole woman who makes a mean pot of jambalaya with a kick right out of hell. They hit it off and spend the majority of the celebration together.

They get drunk. Very drunk. Lucifer doesn't remember most of that night. The woman, Nicaise, is pregnant.

By some quirk of genetics, the child comes out indistinguishable from a normal human, if significantly paler than his dark-skinned mother. Growing up, Nicaise always tells her son that his daddy was an angel, but all the boy sees is that his father abandoned him and his mother in a world that doesn't look kindly on black women or single mothers. He watches his mother struggle, he watches her suffer, and he grows up resenting and hating the men who make her life hell. Especially his father.

[al-luviec]

juvie buddies

[rabbitcrimes]

Honestly the canon rewrite I want to see is the one that asks what happens if Wei Wuxian doesn’t figure out the core transfer and Jiang Cheng doesn’t get his core back. Does Wei Wuxian still get found by Wen Chao and lose his too? What happens to the Jiang Clan? Wei Wuxian decides for him that Jiang Cheng can’t recover from losing his core, but is this true? Maybe! But what if he can? What version of Jiang Cheng emerges from that? What version of the Jiang clan!!!!! what version of Wei Wuxian!!!!