#butter lockscreens

[ap0clypsie]

[punkpillowprincess]

WALLPAPERS HARRY STYLES QUIRKY SHIRT

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let me know if u use it <3

[butteredfrogs]

hi i appreciate all the tags in the ask game but my lockscreen is a picture of me and my bf and i don’t wanna post our faces 😭 so i promise i’m not ignoring the tags i do appreciate all of them

[hsdjsjsjshdhshs]

smooth like butter 🧈

[bananadramaaa]

W-would you maybe consider doing an art of Alastor and Mimzy in a lockscreen format...? 🥺

I don't know if you're ok with this kind of use for your art, but if I could I'd really love to have them on my phone everyday .___.

As I stated before, I also love the style on demon Alastor and Rosie on one of your previous works. So something like that also would be amazing. To be honest everything would be amazing, at that point, because you never cease to amaze, Love 🤌✨

But I know that usage of one's art is a sensitive topic, so please treat my ask, first and foremost, as an overall sign of my appreciation for your lovely work.

Warm forehead kisses,

A Rat Under Your Floor

Well, I've never worked with lockscreen format, so pardon if something ended up a mess 😅

For now, I did Al & Mimzy 'cause I had an idea since you made that amazing 'historically accurate' playlist. For Rosie & Al it's a work in progress XD

[incorrectbatfam]

Wayne Tower yelp reviews pls (wrong answers ofc)

★★★☆☆ Disappointed but not surprised

Was invited to the Wayne Gala held at the Tower this year to accommodate special guests from the Justice League. Was photographed by reporter Clark Kent. Wanted to meet Superman but he didn't show up. Food and atmosphere was good. Got told off for swinging from the chandelier. Why have a chandelier if not for swinging?

★☆☆☆☆ Not even gonna dignify it with a title

I'd give zero stars if I could. The CEO is a massive fucking asshole. He's full of nothing but smooth-brained takes. He claims he'll be there when you need him but never shows up. And when you RIGHTFULLY resent him, he'll turn around and pretend YOU are the bad guy. That isn't even touching on his AUDACITY to replace you so soon after you leave. You think you know this man, you think you've grown to trust him, and then he goes and stabs you in the back. Believe me when I say RUN. Get as FAR away from this company and that bastard Bruce Wayne as you possibly can.

★★☆☆☆ SOS

I work here. Too many emails. Half the execs are Boomers who can't export a PDF. The break room is out of coffee. My dad won't stop visiting the office. When will the nightmare end???

★★★★☆ Imperfect but respectable

I had the opportunity to visit Wayne Tower on Bring Your Child To Work Day. The building is up to code and I was able to view all the health code certifications. I admire that Wayne Enterprises takes care of its employees by allowing ample vacation time, in-house daycare, and well-maintained recreation spaces. The cafeteria did not have as many vegetarian options as I would have preferred, but I have been informed that they operate on a rotating menu, so I shall revisit again next week and possibly amend my review. I would leave five stars but I ran into Tim Drake on the way out and that brought the whole experience down a notch.

★☆☆☆☆ No Chipotle

Was told there was a Chipotle here. Did not find Chipotle.

★★★☆☆ Badge entry didn't work

I'm on the night shift at the company's call center. One time I was already running late but for some reason I couldn't badge in. The janitor wouldn't let me through even though I had proof I was supposed to be here. Had to escalate to the CEO. Still better than working the Batburger drive-thru though.

★★★★★ Hi Dad

Hi Dad.

★★★★☆ Good but...

I love the bathrooms. They're easy to find and very accessible for a wheelchair user like myself. There's plenty of space for me to navigate and the products are top-notch, especially the hot towels. The toaster oven under the sink also doesn't make sense, but then again, my lockscreen is Nightwing so I can't judge.

★★☆☆☆ No cats allowed

I got written permission from the CEO himself to bring my cat to the office, but the doorman turned me away. Next time, there should be better communication between the employees.

★★★★☆ Rooftop makes for good date

I brought my girlfriend up here for our anniversary date. The building has a beautiful view of the city and the restaurant was great. The bread was a little dry, but nothing that a little butter couldn't fix. Unfortunately, she's an on-call detective and we had to cut our evening short, but that's not the staff's fault.

★☆☆☆☆ Got called Bri'ish

Someone called me Bri'ish.

[jude-duarte-wannabe]

welcome to the bakery

currently playing; the bakery by melanie martinez "pack it, box it, flip it, top it... the bakery, i'm tryna make some more"

this was inspired by @bunnys-kisses so go check out their page, such incredible stuff <3

when you request, please make sure to let me know if it's from my smut prompts or my soft ones [soft request prompts are still in the works]

hey lovely, how can i help? may i take your order? what do you feel like today? personally i'm in need of some iced tea and all you have to do is pick a dessert, drink and server of your choosing please, please, please don't forget to indicate who you want me to write about!! also please keep in mind that i haven't written anything in a while so it might take a bit for me to back into the groove of it. <3

the bakeries i currently have open are: formula one, resident evil, bridgerton and criminal minds, just for now.[but i am open to any other fandoms you might have in mind! please do not hesitate to ask!!]

the servers i'm currently writing for include; charles leclerc, carlos sainz, lewis hamiltion, pierre gasly, lando norris, max verstappen, oscar piastri, leon kennedy, carlos oliveria, chris redfield, anthony bridgerton, benedict bridgerton, colin bridgerton, spencer reid, aaron hotchner and luke alvez.

i do also accept polyam relationships! [pairing + reader] but only three people just to make it manageable on my end!

all orders can be made to the inbox for @jude-duarte-wannabe and i'll get your order together when i can also let me know if you want your order to...

be extra hot; real smutty or have sweetener; extra fluffy

let me know if want to be added to my taglist by commenting <3 followed by the person.

the bakery menu;

pound cake; "i can be rough and i don't want to hurt you"

churro's; "does my sweet boy need comforting"

cheese scone; "let your brother find out, i don't fucking care"

mille-feuille; "that's it, shit, such a good fucking girl"

cinnamon buns; "no promises"

gingerbread; "i mean i would totally make out with her/him but like platonically, you know"

baguette; "give me a minute, i really need to tickle the shit out of you"

pretzel; "i was never meant to fall for you"

cornbread; "you taste really good"

strawberry shortcake; "he's so cute, i really want to bite him"

soda bread; "wait a second... am i your lockscreen'

focaccia; "i could beat the shit out of you" "i know"

choux pastry; "i can't believe i ever loved you"

pumpkin muffin; "shut up... my girls asleep"

dinner roll; "holy shit, you still love him/her"

cakepop; "goodnight to my future wife, fuck the rest of you"

pull apart bread; "i love you"

souffle; "i'll be gentle"

powdered doughnuts; "marry me"

s'more; "the accent got to you, didn't it"

waffles; "you spill a single fucking drop and we're starting again"

shortbread biscuits; "if he pisses me off again, i'm fucking his girl"

red velvet cupcake; "does he know that i cum deep inside his little angel'

pancakes; "no, we can't, not here"

coffee cake; "i need to breed you"

french toast; "i don't think it'll fit"

crepes; "go back to sleep, you don't need to be awake for this sweetcheeks"

sweet pastry; "i'm trying to get you pregnant, now shut up and let me concentrate"

butter tart; "stop, don't fake it"

sugar pie; "stop wriggling"

zebra cake; "i'll make it fit"

carrot cake; "dirty girl"

date scone; "i'm going to make you a mama and your going to make me a daddy"

cookie; "do you feel that, how fucking deep i am"

brownie; "no fucking touching"

cheesecake; "don't yell at me"

pumpkin pie; "are you nibbling on me"

chocolate cake; "i'll use protection, i promise"

spice pie; "i wonder if your brother know that i cum inside you"

apple crumble; "i can't do this while you cat/dog is watching"

sausage roll; "i hate being your secret"

blueberry slice; "but what if somebody see's"

mushroom pie; "that looks like it hurt"

apple tart; "what do you mean you want me to choke you"

lemon slice; "i forget how small you are sometimes"

swiss roll; "your glasses are fogging up"

truffle; "send me an audio of you moaning"

oaty slice; "you smell like me"

cream puff; "this ends when your pregnant"

custard slice; "no hiding your face"

victoria sponge; "you wanna hold my hand"

english muffin; "i could die between these legs"

bagel; "where you going, this ain't over"

banana bread; "i can't believe you broke my bed"

hot cross buns; "i'll pay for the damages"

apple turnover; "can you keep it down"

fudge; "what do you mean noise complaint"

peach cake; "i've never done this"

tiramisu; "how could you be so stupid"

crumb cake; "nobody has to know"

custard tart; "you gonna let me cum inside"

date pudding; "your going to let me rawdog you, oh fuck"

mince pie; "so fucking dumb"

angel food cake; "did you just squirt, since when could you do that"

savory scroll; "stop stressing, i'm not going to post it"

chocolate chip cookie; "did you just call me pretty boy"

croissant; "don't you dare"

elcairs; "don't, leave them on"

chocolate mousse; "i'm sorry"

boston cream pie; "fuck it's dripping down your legs"

and to drink;

coffee; somnophilia kink

tea; semi public

juice; breeding kink

mocha; daddy kink

peppermint tea; mommy kink

vodka shot; rough sex

sparkling water; gentle sex

oat milk; one night stand

soy milk; friends with benefits

coconut milk; friends to lovers

almond milk; grumpy x sunshine

energy drink; doggy style

turmeric latte; fake dating

cold brew; possessive

espresso shot; dirty talking

chamomile tea; choking kink

glass of water; aftercare

herbal tea; soft but only for you

milkshake; size kink

pina colada; pregnancy

matcha latte; mixed with smau

cider; body worship

mai tai; loss of virginity

margarita; unprotected sex

chai; biting or hickeys [please let me know which]

earl grey; big cock

tonic water; age gap

soda; protected sex

root beer; caught in the act

americano; oral sex

whiskey; degrading language

vitamin water; dom/sub dynamics

irish coffee; drunk sex

lemon water; secret relationship

dark roast; sub character

hot chocolate; sub reader

iced tea; accentally leaking relationship

flat white; brothers best friend

iced latte; best friends brother

iced mocha latte; plus sized reader

smoothie; belly bulge

doppio coffee; wall sex

green tea; spiting kink

cortado; belly kisses

affogato; a bet

lemon ginger tea; single mom/dad

berry smoothie; accidental pregnancy

sunshine smoothies; fake dating

cappuccino; secret baby

rice milk; baby fever

cashew milk; somebody flirts with your bf/gf

iced chai; forehead kisses

[httpeanut]

butter lockscreen pack

[queenlua]

tagged by @dawnbrigade, hell yeah! love me a good meme

what's your lockscreen, last song you listened to, last picture taken, and last movie you watched?

* my lockscreen is almost always bird art of some sort, haha.

* the song is from a playlist i made for my own fucking tellius longfic lmao (we all agree leanne fireemblem has björk vibes, yes?)

* isn't this flower arrangement gorgeous, what the heck

* i saw a 12 Angry Men meme on tumblr & it delighted me so much that me and my husband decided to rewatch it (fyi it still slaps)

also: take a picture of the closest thing to your left, what's the last meme you saved/took a screenshot of, the most embarrassing song in your "liked songs," and the most problematic movie you still watch for nostalgia

* we have so much leftover Halloween candy

* behold: the meme that compelled me to go rewatch 12 Angry Men

* i don't really believe in embarrassing songs but this one is very cheesy/fun in addition to being a banger lol

* i watched Last Tango in Paris for the first time during peak pandemic & it did rewire my brain chemistry a lil bit. i can't even really claim the nostalgia defense there, i just got really fucked up by "deranged widower Marlon Brando monologuing pathetically" + "STRIKINGLY modern-feeling commentary on The Misery Of Dating A Professional Youtuber." and yet the only thing i knew going in was The Scene With The Stick Of Butter. which is why i can't mention this one in polite company lol

if you're reading this AND the hour on the clock is currently an even number, consider yourself tagged~

[supercantaloupe]

📷 and 🍪?

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen? - a drawing of a butterfly i did in high school. it has been my lockscreen SINCE high school, lol

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? - oatmeal craisin. possibly with white chocolate chips. OR those peanut butter blossom cookies with the chocolate kiss in the center fresh out of the oven so it gets a little melty

[ask meme]

[lavenderspence]

📷🦋🍪!!

mayyyy, hi cutie!!!

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

It's this, hah. I made it, I make these every year and yeah, it's like a goal board

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

Oooff, that's tough. Either something basic like chocolate chip or butter cookie, or something that not everyone enjoys, lol😭

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

Hhmmm, okay I'll list good things this time - creative, supportive & quick-witted🤷‍♀️

[4lph4kidz]

📷, 🍪, 🧸, and 🌿 :D

:D

📷 - What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

I set it to Mimikyu for Halloween and never changed it

🍪- If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

This question is basically meaningless but it's so difficult... Like, a peanut butter and oatmeal cookie? Side note, I started playing Cookie Clicker this week. That game is crazy.

🧸- Favorite place to nap?

Bed. Not a lot of cosy nap spots where I live rn.

🌿- Describe your favorite outfit.

Hmm. One of my go-to outfits is this tank top with a dark blue hawaiian shirt my friend got me and/or a denim jacket depending on the weather.

[parts-of-a-sonnet]

Tagged by @cyberpups to post a pic of my lockscreen, the last song I've listened to, the last picture I've taken, and the last picture saved

The bunny art in my lockscreen is by fluffysheeps - my lock screen is things I want to do so I can progress in hopes of motivation. Also I want to meet my bestie irl one day- her name is Feng. Minus my identity issues under stress we're very similar haha.

Recently been loving Miao Jiang's voice and just how she hits the notes in that song. Something about it is like peanut butter to my brain.

Last pic taken is food I made- tried to make a paw shape. Want to learn how to make food look nicer to help a loved one's ED

Last pic saved- I've just been adoring teal and yellow both recently. Wanted to see things of the colours together just to get an idea of how to they can be used together.

I'll @ ... @69consellationsinatrenchcoat @xxmellowmelon if you haven't and want to. Anyone else is free to do it as well of course. I would love to see your post, I'm very curious and nosy. I'm a creature nosing at your camera and smudging it with my nose.

[itconsumesyou]

Tagged by @hidekomoon - thank you so much! 💙

last song: werewolf - motionless in white

favorite color: pink 💗

last movie/tv show: when evil lurks, and the fall of the house of usher

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

relationship status: single

last thing I googled: black iPhone lockscreens

current obsessions: art, further than forever by creeper, biscoff cookie butter (what a strange list 😂)

tagging: @iamnotawomanimagod @haylewilliams @taylorisapuppy @ramonapest @dandysnob @ignorancelive @melodramaswift @fgbgfm @paramourning @wonderlandacoustic if you'd like to! :)

[spookky-aint-spooky]

📷🤎🌼 (For the ask game)

ooh hello

Ok uhhhh

📷- Lockscreen is General Pentious my beloved

🌼- As far as I remember, I the last thing I said out loud was "where the fuck is the peanut butter?"

🤎- My hair is bleached a bright blonde at the moment, however my natural hair/roots are brown, almost black

[vincentaureliuslin]

🍪🎵📷

if you were a cookie, what kind would you be? i like to think i'm a peanut butter cookie

last song you listened to? strangers introduce me to you - elliotly!!

whats set as your phone lockscreen? - urgh it's a picture from omori i don't like omori anymore it was like this when i first set up my phone and i don't like changing things