#but worse!

[mirabilismayhem]

I love my little guy!!!

[kaiisens]

if that politics post reaches neolib tumblr I’ll kill myself being so serious. living in ontario is just walking a tightrope of trying to criticize Trudeau for being a two faced loser without making the average person think I have I vote for that pollivere cunt

[motheatenscarf]

Woof, I've never experienced such rapid emotional whiplash in a story before. From the absolute joy and satisfaction I had at how neatly things were wrapped up with The First to the sinking, bone-deep exhaustion and dread that "Oh... oh no, that's our new villain?" in a matter of seconds.

I was so deeply endeared by the little scene where G'raha Tia interrupts afternoon tea with the Scions to accept their offer to join them. Characterization was as on point as I've grown to expect not just from dialogue, but unspoken expression. Alisaie leaping off the ledge while Alphinaud walked down the stairs like a civilized boy. Y'shtola silently handing over a bag of enchanted bullets for Thancred to use while she finished her tea before joining the fray. Just the way G'raha was so much more visually expressive than any other character period but especially for a miqo'te, it's so endearing and fucking cute.

And then it cuts over to Zenos with this... prancing jackass cavorting around him, still voiced by the guy who voiced Asahi, so... y'know, tedious.

Not to out myself as someone who's been on tumblr forever, but do you know what he reminded me of?

Do you know what my first thought was?

Oh, boy, that sure is.... a villain who reminds me of BBC Sherlock's Moriarty and all of the Choices that were made in that portrayal.

So that's about how much confidence they've inspired in me going forward. That Zenos was literally bored to the point of falling asleep by being in this character's presence is not only a bad sign but also, highkey relatable. I'm also bored by this. I'm also bored by how bored Zenos is. He did nothing for me as a character until he went full mask off and he's got the bored prince mask back on again and I hate it.

They did give him a fun line about "I will set the world ablaze and we will dance before the pyre" but like. Cool, let him say weird shit, but also let him DO things.

Unshackle him and let him run around on all fours while reciting his soliloquies through the blood dripping out of his mouth in between howling at the fucking moon and making problems for everyone.

I can't believe I have to say this after having done the Ala Mhigo dungeon and the Menagerie back to back, but. Let Zenos be weird! Make him more unhinged! That version of Zenos is many things, but he is NOT boring!

Bored and tired Zenos is, unsurprisingly, boring to watch. For the love of god, stimulate him and put some enrichment in his throne room, at least let him chew on Fandaniel like a squeaky toy, I hate this.

[hot-claws]

What a missed opportunity...!

he fucking threw him dude

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

[mikimuun]

the trauma compelled him to correct stanley's grammar

[gaysexofficial]

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[rovermcfly]

proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

[saracastically]

finishing touches 🧶

[nariarts]

Spent a ridiculous amount of time last night obsessively editing my hand written zines in Photoshop to take away any tiny blemishes so they were definitely readable.

Whatever. Understand or don't.

[specterthief]

humbling

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.