#but whatttttt

[jellyfish-grave]

"MY POOKIE BEAR"???????????????????.???????????????????????????

[blood-loving-leech]

for national boyfriend day my girlfriend isn’t even letting me sleep over

she’s not even going thrift shopping with me :C

[narwhalandchill]

every day i wake up have another fucking Realization about ajax and the shit he says and i just. Holds head in hands

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SAID THIS IN 1.1 WHAT DOES HE KNOWWWW

like childe Literally said skirk never elaborated on the narwhal thing to his face At All nvm explicitly bring up its origins as a cosmos traveling entity so its like. Either he lied (which would be funny as fuck im ngl) or Literally just . got the completely coincidental urge to call out the phrase "celestial voyager" at . his elemental attack recreation of the creature that just Happens to indeed be A celestial voyager . just Somehow. like how wildly convenient of you to identify that element specifically there with 100% accuracy ajax care to fucking Elaborate on the source of that inspiration there . Thanks xx

(i want this man dead irl)

[augusthasfallen]

😏

Prepare yourself.

[mctwinkdom]

oscar: “i like your so kindness too”

lando: “oh yeah? well thank you oscar!”

I'M CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP

[vickozone]

what if we were cartoon characters and we had to eat an elephant?

[drrav3nb]

kastle + physical intimacy poem by perry poetry

[autistic-stedebonnet]

buck would be the kinda guy to get offered adderall to get high in college and sit there the calmest and most productive he's ever been in his life while his frat bros are just high off their asses. and then he does absolutely nothing about it.

[rgrfederer]

small edit about. parallels. like him by tyler, the creator

[ashzartz]

Had to cite “40 Coffee Jokes & Puns That Will Surely Perk You Up” for this one 💯

[timotheecontent]

DUNE: PART 2 (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[rotisseries]

genuinely sincerely I think about this every day. what was the reason. frankly it's obscene

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

You ever see something just so wrong that you’re baffled by it

[loatherrr]

RODY LAMOR— Wait… SONIC??

Look at this silly man hopefully his girlfriend doesn’t leave him 😠

bonus:

[livvylubug]

“Hair” - After death AU mini comic! Woop!

This au isn’t gonna be a full on comic but I’m definitely gonna be drawing little mini lore stuff because I can.

[avesseloflanguage]

i know this is old news but like. it is so fucking insane to me that convicted felons — who can qualify in every other way, citizens who are absolutely affected by elections and politics — are not allowed to vote in the united states. like that alone is fucking crazy. and fucked up and VERY intentional and on track for the usa. but still genuinely crazy to actually think about.

but worse is that donald mother god damn fucking trump can still run for president and could be elected while being a convicted felon. like. bro can't vote for himself i guess. but this guy could still legally become the fucking president. HE CANT LEGALLY VOTE IN ELECTIONS ANYMORE. BECAUSE HE IS A CONVICTED FELON.

BUT HE COULD LEGALLY BECOME THE HEAD OF STATE.