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for national boyfriend day my girlfriend isn’t even letting me sleep over
she’s not even going thrift shopping with me :C
#tbf her mother is making her take senior photos today#but whatttttt#not fair#she said when i get back after this weekend she’ll do something and also i didn’t even know it was national boyfriend day#so i’m actually not upset at all but like#why am i not sleeping in her arms???#˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ jasper jabbers ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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every day i wake up have another fucking Realization about ajax and the shit he says and i just. Holds head in hands
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE SAID THIS IN 1.1 WHAT DOES HE KNOWWWW
like childe Literally said skirk never elaborated on the narwhal thing to his face At All nvm explicitly bring up its origins as a cosmos traveling entity so its like. Either he lied (which would be funny as fuck im ngl) or Literally just . got the completely coincidental urge to call out the phrase "celestial voyager" at . his elemental attack recreation of the creature that just Happens to indeed be A celestial voyager . just Somehow. like how wildly convenient of you to identify that element specifically there with 100% accuracy ajax care to fucking Elaborate on the source of that inspiration there . Thanks xx
(i want this man dead irl)
#this guy in 4.0: oh yeah idk what 'it' was maybe that whale i saw but yeah guess i have a lot to learn abt myself there#also him in version ONE POINT ONE: yeah lemme call my recreation of that whale by its Exact Correct Identifier#'dull mortal' has a friend i guess . in terms of boss dialogue that makes me lose it#i s2g if it turns out ajax has been the Small But Knowing Fool (get it like fatuus) the entire time and he just#doesnt mention that shit bc its like . not particularly relevant for the time being . why waste oxygen on it#anyway alternatively is like the concept of a space traveling whale . some folklore thing#that jist hasnt come up before but is a thing in lore and served as partial inspiration which is like#ok pure speculation firstly But would still be kinda interesting if it ends up being a thing#but like given the entire. mental connection thing#i Do find it Curious ajax mayhaps instinctively identifies aspects of the narwhal like that#same entity allegations undodged as Usual. i want to scream#anyway. why does he say this shit its like sometimes it feels like he Knows#but Whatttttt#what does it mean...#rambles#genshin#childeposting
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Prepare yourself.
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what if we were cartoon characters and we had to eat an elephant?
#Me trying out a different style whatttttt#arthur lester malevolent#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur#malevolent fanart#yorick malevolent#yorik malevolent#malevolent yorick#malevolent season 5#malevolent podcast#malevolent spoilers#malevolent s5#my art#malevolent#malevolent pod
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kastle + physical intimacy poem by perry poetry
#kastle#kastleedit#marveledit#daredeviledit#thepunisheredit#jon bernthal#deborah ann woll#jonbernthaledit#deborahannwolledit#frank x karen#frank castle#karen page#frankcastleedit#karenpageedit#marveldaily#dailymarvelgifs#tvandfilm#so that new photo that jon posted just revived my kastle heart#and i felt inclined to make this gifset so hope you like it!#ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT FRANK'S HAND IN THE 1ST GIF - GOD THE WAY HE HOLDS HER BACK LIKE WHATTTTTT#THEN THE WAY HE HOLDS HER HEAD IN THE 2ND GIF - OMG I COULD DIE#AND THEIR HAND HOLDING IN THE 4TH GIF - LIKE THAT'S A WHOLE ASS CONVERSATION HAPPENING THERE!
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buck would be the kinda guy to get offered adderall to get high in college and sit there the calmest and most productive he's ever been in his life while his frat bros are just high off their asses. and then he does absolutely nothing about it.
#he tells this story to the firefam or something#and hen is like#buck bby that's- you have adhd#and buck is just like#whatttttt#911 abc#911#9-1-1#evan buckley#buck 911
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Had to cite “40 Coffee Jokes & Puns That Will Surely Perk You Up” for this one 💯
#south park#sp#my art#jimmy valmer#tweek tweak#sp jimmy#sp tweek#this is my first time drawing jimmy whatttttt#sometimes I get such creek tunnel vision that I forget to draw other characters oops
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DUNE: PART 2 (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve
#dune part 2#timothée chalamet#rebecca ferguson#paul atreides#jessica atreides#filmedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#gifs#dune 2#~#this was sooooooooooo powerful and symbolic like whatttttt#cinema!!!!!!!!
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genuinely sincerely I think about this every day. what was the reason. frankly it's obscene
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i know this is old news but like. it is so fucking insane to me that convicted felons — who can qualify in every other way, citizens who are absolutely affected by elections and politics — are not allowed to vote in the united states. like that alone is fucking crazy. and fucked up and VERY intentional and on track for the usa. but still genuinely crazy to actually think about.
but worse is that donald mother god damn fucking trump can still run for president and could be elected while being a convicted felon. like. bro can't vote for himself i guess. but this guy could still legally become the fucking president. HE CANT LEGALLY VOTE IN ELECTIONS ANYMORE. BECAUSE HE IS A CONVICTED FELON.
BUT HE COULD LEGALLY BECOME THE HEAD OF STATE.
#like whatttttt the fuck what the fuck#im celebrating today just like everyone else#hallelujah thank you jesus i am so incredibly grateful that he is guilty and being sentenced#we SHOULD all celebrate this#rich politician actually getting convicted is dope#and the fact that hes the FIRST former president to EVER get convicted of crimes is INSANE#i forget that bc everyone knows about shit like watergate. but like nixon wasnt actually convicted of jack shit.#so this is a big deal and worth celebrating.#but also i canNOT stop thinking about this#this is so incredibly fucked up to me i cannot get past it#politics#donald trump#donald trump conviction#united states#election 2024
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i love u masc women with ur half up half down bun look n ur weird swagger and the way u hold ur cup at the club n ur big oversized t shirts 🙄💕
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he got that (half-demon) dog in him
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small edit about. parallels. like him by tyler, the creator
#this came to me in a dream. sorta kinda. so#i think everyone sees the vision but I also think i did this way too early#like father like son or something idk#fedal#sincaraz#whatttttt
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當你不在 / when you’re not there (satoru gojo x reader) PT. 1
Summary: Satoru Gojo is slowly being backed into a corner by his father to pick a bride if he wants to inherit the throne, as his royal guard, you just want to protect him.
Warnings: prince gojo x royal guard reader ! soft FLUFF!!! for now anyway, since this is only the build-up for this 3-part (?) miniseries, i’m planning the angst and the smut 😛 stay tuned hahaha
wc: 850
Today is cold, the winds of autumn come knocking at the walls of Oculos, you’re kept warm, however, by the layers that shield your skin from the nipping chill— a tunic in sapphire blue covers your torso, a grey cuirass of dragon skin keeps your posture upright, and a bearskin cap tames your hair kempt. Perhaps an onlooker would’ve found the series of leather that strap around your shoulders and waist to be constricting, but your movement has grown within these boundaries— you were born for this duty.
Every day begins with leading a drill for your brigade. Whilst you stand under the wilting willow tree, you’ll pretend to not hear the soft hums coming from the prince’s chambers as you allow the wind to mess up your neckband.
Roughly an hour later, Your Majesty will finally decide that he shall leave his bedroom to come greet you by the dried leaves.
By then, you will have rounded up your men in two single-file lines to salute the prince. He never spares them an eye, maybe not even a breath. But it’s routine that he comes over to you, blue eyes one entire head above yours, looking down at you with a glint that is softly familiar, and he’ll fix your collar everyday without fail.
Afterwards, he shall go enjoy his breakfast in the hall, while you continue training your soldiers on wielding the katana with sparring and beatings. Breakfast, for you, always starts on an empty and aching stomach.
Today was meant to be no different, your steps periodic as you head towards the first meal of the day, but General Getou stops you in your tracks, “Commander y/n, report for duty in the grand hall. Satoru is looking for you again.” He sighs, “I’ll save some breakfast for you.”
“Thanks.” You say, the wind carrying your voice to him while you begin trekking in another direction.
When you enter the room, it seems that a ball has been going for some time already, despite it being only just the afternoon. Goblets of alcohol litter the tables, and a variety of fruits cover every surface. You return to your post— behind Satoru, on his right. He notices you right away, sneaking past the noisy wooden doors that you never liked, he’ll apologise later for making you skip breakfast, but he can’t be bothered to look at all these women parading themselves in front of him.
“Y/n, do I look fine today?” Satoru teases, cutting off a princess from the neighbouring country, simultaneously ignoring the glare that his father sends him from atop the throne.
“You look just as well as you had yesterday, Your Majesty.”
Out of the entire royal family, the only people who never held a distaste for you were Satoru and his mother, and now that she’s dead, you dare not speak in the presence of Satoru’s father, but you are the captain of the royal guard.
“Son, don’t you think the lady in red is just dashing? I think she’s much worthy of your attention, she’s of noble blood, at least.”
You remain stone-faced at your post, because the duty that you have learned to love comes with the acceptance of people’s spit: you are no more than the dirt on the sole of his shoes.
“Hmm, I think not, thanks father, and thanks ladies, but it seems that I have other more interesting matters to tend to. Have a safe trip home!”
Satoru is used to sending kings and the like home with red, glowing faces. He doesn’t care, he just drags you with him as he takes his exit. And you? You just follow him like a sunflower to the sun.
“You think I could just act super rude obliviously to drive them away?” Satoru asks, white hair blowing in the sea-salted wind.
He looks at you, but you look at Suguru, as you’re still shovelling the cold bites of food into your mouth.
“Their fathers are definitely willing to overlook that as long as they get to have your powers. Satoru, you seem to forget the reason why they’re even here to court you in the first place.”
Loneliness is a cold, unforgiving feeling. It’s not the same as breathing in winter air that makes your throat itch, loneliness doesn’t make rounds like the seasons do, it stays, stubbornly and mulishly rooted at the base of every step that he takes, it’s—
“It’s been three years, won’t my father just give up? Three years, no kingdom ever woos me for real, anyway.”
“What if you just marry someone and divorce them after you get the throne?” You ask, eyes bugged as you finish the last of your meal.
“I don’t want to consummate with a woman I have not a single tittle of feelings for.” You and Suguru meet eyes as Satoru continues to deliver his tirade to the calm ocean. You two will never be able to understand his life, a life of one million suns.
“I’ll figure it out.”
—it’s when you’re not there.
tag list: @hatsukeii @staraxiaa
#gojo is so unserious#sy.satoru#need to set up a masterlist later whatttttt#gojou satoru x you#gojo x y/n#gojo fluff#jjk gojo#jujutsu gojo#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojou satoru x reader#gojo x you#gojou satoru x y/n#satoru x you#jujutsu satoru#gojou x reader#gojou x you#gojou x y/n
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love '& affection nanami, geto, gojo | shinichiro, sanzu, izana.
sum. their preferred way of ( physical ) affection !!
he doesn't kiss for fun. when he kisses, he makes sure you feel every single inch of him and his current emotions. he's handsy — his hands must be on you during kisses. most time he prefers resting them on your hips; it helps to maneuver you to his liking. you can say that he likes full control but not too controlling where it feels suffocating. not a day goes by where he doesn't fully engulf himself within your embrace when kissing. there should be absolutely no spaces in between your bodies. none whatsoever. he'll kiss until his oxygen runs out; only taking a breather whenever you want to.
ꪆ୧ nanami kento, geto suguru, izana kurokawa.
kisses alone are boring. throw yourself onto him and melt into his arms. he loves skin-to-skin contact. the warmth travelling from his to your body gives him a sense of comfort like no other. run your fingers up and down his arms, trace his abs, scratch his scalp — as long as your hands are on him he's more than okay. likewise, he'll treat you the same. massaging your feet after walking all day, drumming his fingers on your thigh when you're laying on him, loosely intertwined fingers. whatever it is, trust his and your hands will be busy.
ꪆ୧ gojo satoru, shinichiro sano, sanzu haruchiyo.
#WHATTTTTT !!! this is totally not a filler#jjk x reader#tokyo revengers x reader#nanami kento x reader#geto suguru x reader#gojo satoru x reader#shinichiro sano x reader#sanzu haruchiyo x reader#izana kurokawa x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk headcanons#tokyo revengers headcanons#jjk fluff#tokrev fluff#nanami fluff#geto x you#gojo satoru headcanons#shinichiro fluff#sanzu x you#izana x reader
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