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@emmamem13 maybe?
MUTUALS AND NOT MUTUALS
I need art help.
Someone draw this character for me, I need to see him in other styles.
Bunny human hybrid, medium sized, not especially thin or thick.
Bunny ears with floof at the base
Bunny nose
Round glasses
Floofy tail
Likes wearing cloaks with fancy clasps
Fluffy bunny legs
With this color palate
Thank you.
@blood-loving-leech @lemon-up @critterofthenight
And anyone else who can help me.
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for reasons i shall not discuss, a tweet
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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.
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why always boobies on the dash i do not need tumblr boobie ads
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just heard my sister correct my father that it’s “hydrate or dydrate” not “hydrate or DIE”
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cupcakes i made for my girlfriend @emmamem13 turning 18 tomorrow ft closeup of the frosting, i learned how to do the multicolored gradient piping just for this and i love how they turned out!!
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attitude fixed I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO MY TOP COLLEGE HOLY FUCK
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i feel bad complaining about it because it sounds so stuck up that i’m complaining my parents won’t buy me a computer but honestly idc so much that they won’t buy it for me like, if it was too expensive or not in the budget right now i’d understand i wouldn’t be mad about it
but the fact that they bought my brother a DESKTOP PC which is CONSIDERABLY more expensive tells me that money isn’t the problem and they straight up don’t like me as much
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and it’s MOST annoying because LAST YEAR at thanksgiving my dad asked me like hey do you need a laptop or anything for school? cuz it’s gonna be black friday and cyber monday and i’ll get one if you need one since they’ll be discounted
and i was like no that’s a lot of money and i don’t need one right now i have my school issued chromebook for the next year
but THIS YEAR
when i ACTUALLY NEED ONE FOR COLLEGE NEXT FALL
it’s too much of a demand???
like???
i didn’t ask for one because i didn’t need one and i KNOW they’re expensive but now it’s the SAME situation and i do need one and i asked nicely and i was like you don’t have to get me one but if it’s possible with black friday discounts do you think we could get me one so ill have it at college?
but NO that IS too much to ask apparantly
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i asked today if my parents ever ordered the laptop i’m gonna need for college because i saw the box of the desktop stuff my brother god and it’s PACKED i mean he got EVERYTHING including a light up keyboard and processing units and idek what else and they were like …. we’re still looking into it
and i was like? i can’t have it if i’m gonna need it for the next four years at college but he can have a desktop computer for video games??
and they’re angry at me now and were like “oh are there any other iNjuSTicEs you want to bring up??” like no i just need a better FUCKING COMPUTER so i can GO TO COLLEGE at least im planning to DO THINGS with my life my brothers dont even want to leave the fucking house MY BAD
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gonna throw hands
i’m trying to make emergency buckets for like, if an earthquake or something happens and it’s been on my to-do list for weeks and i’m supposed to work with my parents and sister on it for a merit badge for scouts
and my DAD has been asking me to do it for days because there’s been terrible weather
and i TOLD THEM i would be doing it today
and so we got everything out and i’m making a list with my sister abt it and then my dad decides to go PUT UP OUR CHRISTMAS TREE and i was trying to ask my mom abt stuff because THEY ASKED ME TO MAKE A SHOPPING LIST and she’s like all pissed off and goes “one minute okay one minute i’m helping your brother with this” (putting up the tree) like????
YOU WANTED ME TO DO THIS WHY ARE WE SUDDENLY PUTTING UP THE TREE???
anyway i gave up and left it all upstairs and im in my room now because fuck this shit i’ll do it another time
#i NEED that merit badge to earn eagle scout#but it’s fucking FAMILY LIFE and my family is fucking bullshit rn#˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ jasper jabbers ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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this “dog” was reported found on the local humane society website and is wondering if anyone has checked on the family who found him cuz like…. that’s not… that’s not a dog
that’s something pretending to be a dog and i’m scared
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anyway it’s pretty damn clear that i’m not the favorite even tho i try so fucking hard and do so damn much
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NOT TO MENTION i asked for a laptop at thanksgiving because black friday/cyber monday would mean they could get it discounted and as far as i know it hasn’t been ordered yet/it hasn’t arrived and my BROTHER who’s birthday was JUST THIS TUESDAY had the desktop arrive today (friday)
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someone explain to me why, when i ask for a laptop to take with me to college for the next four years my parents say yes but that they’re expensive so we have to be careful and considerate about what we get
but when my little BROTHER asks for a desktop pc for playing video games for his birthday they get him one and all the parts for it
MAKEEEEE IT MAKE SENSEEEE
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