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You know, all three times Palpatine took an L it was because he couldn't just couldn't stop jizzing lightning. In fact, with the exception of the bit where he tries a little burst and Yoda just catches it, every time he does it it breaks bad for him in some way cause he's just to much of a sicko to stop electro-jaculating in time. Compare this to the dignified, almost regal, force lightning emanations of Count Dooku.
Don't really have a point, but sometimes you just gotta post about Sheev Palpatine.
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your style is incredible btw. I haven’t gotten through TMA but the art that I’ve seen from you with it is EXTREMELY compelling

look mom! the people on my phone like my art!!
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OOPS. FORGOT YESTERDAY WAS VALENTINES. HERE YE GO.
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witness and morbid stuff
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so i just had to figure out the five heart event on my own then? cool. that’s great guys.
#I didn’t sign up to CRY okay?#“i think i should go to the beach in the rain to get special fish” WRONG! WRONG! [BUZZER SOUND] IT’S A TRAP AND YOU WILL CRY#also hey guys. i’m normal about wizzy a normal amount.#sdv#stardew valley#stardew fanart#stardew wizard#stardew shane#sdv fanart#sdv shane#sdv wizard#wizard stardew valley#shane sdv#shane stardew valley#junimo#sdv rasmodius#magnus rasmodius#stardew rasmodius#m rasmodius
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fucking crying because i thought this instagram reel was cutting edge comedy gold only to realize it is 100% serious… damn maybe i’m being poisoned
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sure, I can romance Shane, Elliot, and Sebastian.
but I can’t romance Willy.
what’s that about.
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#you better not mess with The Long Quiet#or you’ll be messing with Oopie Goopie#General Munchkin Man#Lil Jim Bob#or worst of all…#Larry.
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i watched the livestream of trump signing executive orders and answering questions from the press. here are some of the big ones + other things mentioned today:
trump declared a national emergency at the southern border + is getting the US military more involved in stopping "invasions including mass migration"
no one can declare asylum in the US
all existing appointments for people wanting to legally become US citizens are canceled
birthright citizenship (aka the 14th amendment) is now gone
ICE sweeps beginning "soon," not specifying when (though there are rumors it's starting tomorrow in sanctuary cities such as chicago)
mexican cartels are now designated "foreign terrorist organizations" and trump is not opposed to US troops entering mexico to eliminate them
he restored the death penalty for "crimes committed by illegal aliens"
biden had signed an executive order attempting to stop cops from using chokeholds or doing no-knock warrants. trump just revoked that order
25% tariffs on canada and mexico begin on feb 1 2025 — expect a lot of produce imported from mexico to get more expensive soon
tariffs on china will begin soon, not specified when
trump said he intends to take back the panama canal, did not specify when or how
january 6 insurrectionists are to be immediately released/pardoned
he pardoned the leader of the proud boys
tiktok has a 90 day extension, during which the US gov will try to buy 50% of tiktok. trump said he no longer cares that china is "spying on our young people," but he wants to buy half of tiktok so the US government "can police it a little bit, or a lot." if tiktok will not sell, it will be banned in the US again.
he claims the people of greenland want to become part of the US
he says the gulf of mexico is now to be called the "gulf of america" + denali is now to be called "mount mckinley"
alaska is to be mined and become the US' main source for fossil fuels
the green new deal and "electric vehicle" (green energy) mandates are over
the US has withdrawn from the paris climate agreement
the US has withdrawn from the world health organization
reproductiverights.gov is already gone
the US now "only recognizes two genders, male and female"
trans women prisoners are to be housed in male prisons; gender affirming care for prisoners is gone
self-identification for gender on passports, government IDs, and social security cards is gone
all federal employees are required to work in the office five days a week, no more working from home
trump said the US is going to "pursue our manifest destiny into the stars" and plant a US flag on mars
sources on what executive orders were signed: one two three
and lastly, some things that happened during the inauguration:
the pastor who blessed the inauguration during the swearing in ceremony has already announced a new meme coin/cryptocurrency
trump did not put his hand on the bible + there are rumors the pope is going to say trump is the antichrist
the wealthiest people on the planet — the CEOs of twitter/tesla, amazon, google, meta, and even the CEO of tiktok — who own almost all communication platforms used by westerners — stood directly behind trump as he was sworn in
elon musk, the wealthiest person alive, who has been given his own vaguely-defined US government agency, did a nazi salute on stage at the presidential podium. neo-nazis are already celebrating
#I don’t like to involve myself politically whatsoever#but Jesus Christ#I’m sure Hitler did half this shit
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Daemon au doodles
The amazing (awful) thing about being an artist is you can make yourself cry :”]
Anyone who wants in on the insanity, I have a thread for this au on the Malev discord!
Alternatively I also have this Very Long masterdoc with all my ramblings
#THE WAY I AUDIBLY GASPED#I USED TO LOVE HIS DARK MATERIALS#OH MY HASTUR#DON’T MAKE ME CRY#DON’T DO IT#DO YOU WANT ME TO RELIVE THIS????#HUH?? HUHH!!??????#STFU OMG
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I NEED HIM AND HIS TOE BEANS

behold: stupid lil arthur plush

he got some cool beans
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#I started drawing this at 10pm and saw it when I woke up and flinched#art has been calling to me and I should stop listening#kayne fanart#kayne malevolent#malevolent part 40#malevolent pod#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#malevolent#kayne#malevolent kayne
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WONT BE SLAIN HERE REMIX?????? ITS GOOD???
youtube
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Shout out to this drawing that I sent during the stream to which Jo responded "I’m just gonna delete that…"
I don’t blame her.
All my favorite Jeremy bits in one video :) so most of them
I finally got this to post I'm so happy
From the spooky stream
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what is this? a crossover episode?
edit additions: eye problems, mansion mystery, rich assholes, the law is actively searching for them, powerful god travels between timelines, spooky things from other worlds are getting sucked into this one, saving the town
#they’d probably fight your honor#coming to you from my feverish brain. i have /the illness/#man it’s hard making Arthur look like Arthur in the GF style#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#malevolent arthur#malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#arthur malevolent#arthur lester#dipper pines#dipper gravity falls#dipper and mabel#gravity falls dipper#gf dipper#gf mabel#mabel fanart#mabel gravity falls#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#crossover#crossover fanart#mabel pines#fandom crossover#malevolent pod
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Question. ☝️
What does “be c🍺reful“ mean
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