#but we still chugging!

[ezalos]

Art Fight: Week Four

weird dog for @centipedeish with my character, Narvaxyl :)

Icarus for @ttobyii

Mr. Scarab for kiwi_the_stupid

Juniper and Fennel for apricotgeese

Scarlet Sting and Raggen for Sylviestar

YNMC D. Will for quantumart713

Dalemp for TangledShoelace with the Tenth Doctor (from hit show Doctor Who)

Dr. Pluto Radium and Combo Trey for @deltaqi

[stubz]

"Remember to check with a teacher or one of the gardeners before eating what you pick from the gardens." calls out teacher Max.

The youngling centre was on a field trip visiting the ships indoor public garden that grows both flowers and vegetables from a variety of different planets. Younglings took joy in sharing and showing their friends vegetables and plants from their own respective planet. Even the teachers, Max and Kim, were happy to tell them about earth's plants.

"Wow, what's that Emira?"

"It's a glass flower!" she chirps holding up a beautiful flower with the petals and stem translucent. "They're my favorite flower!"

"So pretty! Can you...eat it!" the human grins.

"No!" the avian giggles. "You can't eat it! But my Maemae says you can use the roots for tea that helps tummy aches."

"I'll have to remember that." he nods, wearing an utmost serious and thoughtful face. The nearby gardeners chuckle.

"You should!"

"I shall-!"

"TEACHER MAAAX!!"

All heads whip to the south of the garden. At the very end of it is Ezshi screaming and waving their little tail and arms frantically. Beside them is Pollix, Zyz, and Tarlak huddling around a Kim kneeling on the ground grabbing her throat.

"Mr Max you stay h-" the gardeners watched as the human sprinted as fast he could to the other side of the gardens. Seconds later the younglings followed suit with Emira leading them, flapping her little wings as fast as she can.

"KIM! KIM WHAT'S WRONG?!" he skids to a stop beside her grabbing her shoulders to examine her.

The human shakes her head, face red, opens her mouth to speak only to go into a coughing fit. Her right hand at her throat, her left pounding her chest.

"What happened?? Did you eat something?? Kids what did she eat?!" later he'll apologize for shouting but right now he can't help it. Right now he's going through every lesson he's had about what to do when one eats something harmful/unknown to their species.

"I-I don't know! Tarlak gave it to her!" Zyz cries, tears streaming down their little snout.

"Tarlak, buddy, what did you give her??" the little Simia's lips quiver as he stares at the still hacking Kim.

"Tarlak, focus. What did you give her? What planet plot was it from?" Max grabs his shoulders, making him look solely at him and not Kim.

"...earth...it-it was from earth. This." he hands over a half eaten white plant bulb.

"...Kim's fine kids." he sighs flopping over onto the dirt. The adrenaline immediately leaving his body.

"What! What is it?!" they all cry.

"It's garlic."

For a moment there is silence save for some sighs of relief from the human children. And then.

"GET THE RED BAG!"

"CALL THE GARDENERS!"

"SHE'S GONNA DIEEE!"

All the younglings scream and wail. Most like Emira, however, simply cling to the human silently crying.

"...what?! Kids! She's not dying."

" 'm not...dying." Kim rasps, finally done coughing.

"Garlic is poison! It's how my Maemae's uncle died!" Emira wails.

"I heard one garlic clove can kill a hundred rextalians!" Ezshi frets.

"What are you talking abo...oooh. Thiosulfate."

"Thio-whatnow?" Kim coughs, spitting out a piece of garlic she frees from her cheek.

"Reason why most animals can't eat garlic and onions. Including most other non-earth species."

"...Oooh! Okay learning time! Listen up kids. Humans can eat garlic! Got it? Humans can eat garlic and other foods like garlic, our body breaks it down and stuff."

"But you choked and your face turned red!"

"Because the taste is very strong. It's like lemons. Basically I took a giant bite out of a lemon."

"...Ooooh!" cries out the younglings now understanding that their teacher is not dying.

"Wait why did you take a giant bite out of garlic?" laughs Max.

"I didn't know if was garlic or an onion and Tarlak's dad uses onions for to make a bug repellent...don't judge me I've never seen garlic in that shape before!"

"Why didn't you ask a gardener?"

"They're all the way on the other side of the field! Just-shush!"

"I'm never letting you live this down. Now help me stop the human kids from doing some kind of garlic challenge. I see Anthony and Piper eyeing them."

[see-arcane]

best thing you can do with a repressed character like Mina is hit her with various hammers and sharp objects until she cracks open to reveal beautiful sparkly freakiness and bisexuality inside. geode girl

geode girl

[anewp0tat0]

this is technically inspired by @nullb1rdbones 's post. it's quite different, but I still give credit where it is due.

it's crazy I was totally just gonna post this on its own, but suprise its Sebastian Die Day, so now I'm claiming this is planned and Ciel told him he had to do this if he lost and Sebastian agreed cause he's stupid

[zeearts]

lumine has her work cut out for her (i love zhongli,,, hes so dumb,,, but also so smart,,, but also so dumb,,)

[unethicalexperiments]

is it me or is everyone on this website so fucking miserable about everything these days. about every show every movie every book every musician/band every post regarding social issues every art piece. actually not even just on this website on all social media type platforms. the sheer amount of posts/youtube videos i see titled “x is bad and here’s why”. y’all talk about people/problems that have never even remotely crossed my mind as a possibility of existing like it’s plaguing the earth as we speak. things that people act like are major problems in [x fandom] or whatever that i’ve straight up just never seen before. in circles i’m active in. not even in a “let people enjoy things!!!” type of way. just why are you so hung up on something minor clearly making you so upset. i’m a guy who loves to fight but like why are we fighting when it’s not even fun for either of us. and you know what i’m probably guilty of this too at this point but jesus christ. whatever. can we all just sit outside in the park and smoke a blunt and chill out like we used to.

[gwyoi]

I’m ngl I have a strong urge to pray for the first time in my life and I still don’t believe in god. But I just can’t take it anymore the whole world feels like it’s been collapsing for sometime now

[orangeflavoryawp]

Man, there has been... A LOT of grief and loss for my family and I these last two years. It's been such a struggle to keep my creative drive going. I feel like with every project I've started recently, I'll get a couple chapters going and then someone literally dies and everything in me just kind of... peters out.

It's a surreal thing to grieve, this loss of my creativity - while simultaneously dealing with the grief of losing a loved one. Because the rational part of my brain feels guilty for focusing on it so much, but writing has been such an integral part of my life for so long that struggling with it is quite akin to the actual loss itself.

I don't feel like myself. I don't feel good about myself. I just feel... disconnected.

[crowlore]

look as much as manga wolfwood is my forever angel i do still constantly miss anime wolfwood. he just didn’t get nearly crazy enough with it. and by it? well. let’s just say. [holds up the page where he eats glass]

[ratatatastic]

[chouhatsumimi]

It only took four years and three months to add another 1,000, but I finally hit 4,000 followers on this blog! I don't have too much planned but I do want to make some resource sheets for getting into translation that hopefully I can share at the end of next week, so keep an eye out for that~

[mantisgodsart]

Data poisoning in the form of "we are drawing human faces despite Not Knowing How To Do That". Anyways, Falin sketch.

[thyesteann]

save me english breakfast tea

[peachybuggames]

sooo ive finally gotten around to (binge) playing bug fables after years of knowing of/having it and ive made it very far in!!! like 32+ hours im (minimal/very vauge spoiler ahead) just past the giants lair, actually! speaking of the giants lair, i just have ooone statement when it comes to it:

what the FUCK what the actual FUCK!!!!!

[reflectionsofgalaxies]

i have COVID for the second time ever. got it from my dad who probably got it from spending all his time at breweries.

i’m mostly fine but my throat has itchy painful golf balls in it, my lower back is killing me, and i have almost the lowest level headache possible, just enough to not be able to ignore it.

anyway i’m just venting bc i’m grumpy and mildly out of it.

[cromulentbits]

After spending countless seconds scanning a half-page of search results, I couldn't find any link to download the legendary, poorly translated subtitles for "The Two Towers" as an .srt.

Drunk with purpose, I updated an English subtitles file to reflect this collection of screenshots. No other additions or changes made from what you can find on that darling, little Angelfire site.

Here's a link to download the .srt file for your own appreciation.