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#trying to find my 'I need to eat pussy soon or I'm going to explode' post#but tumblr is bad#this is funny though
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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our secret
#continuing my legacy of can’t decide on lighting 😭😭😭#somehow never got into wicked during my musical theatre era :( now i atone#but i do know my fave song is popular and i needed to pee SO BAD during it my god i saw the light#wicked#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#gelphie#my doodles#artists on tumblr#wicked movie
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happy pride! this dragon is gay <3
#pride#pride art#illustration#artists on tumblr#artwork#original art#digital art#lgbt#lgbtq#queer#digital illustration#art#drawing#theartofmadeline#this bad boy isn't a print yet BUT#i have tons of other queer prints in my shop#just sayinnnnn#dragon#lgbtq+
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one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.
#writeblr#writers on tumblr#writing memes#writing humor#writer community#writing community#creative writing#writer stuff#writer thoughts#on writing#bad writing habits#max rambles#hall of fame
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kuntiestgrl on Pinterest
#black beauty#black woman beauty#black women#feminine beauty#ig baddie#bad bitch#black girl beauty#beauty#black girl blogger#black girl magic#black tumblr#sexy and beautiful#black is beautiful#black girl moodboard#black girl aesthetic#ferbposted!#black girls of tumblr#girls of tumblr#tumblr girls#thicc women#the bad batch#thick and juicy#thickwomen#black woman femininity#feminine black women#black woman appreciation#black woman aesthetic#sexy babygirl#slim and sexy#so hot and sexy
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
#dan and phil fanfiction changed me#come into my lady door#and teen me saw that and went “i need to be that so fuckan bad”#i wanted to be dan but now that im a mature adult i understand that phil is better. phil guy 5ever nowadays#do i tag this as dan and phil. i still dont know tumblr site tagging norms and im like a year in now#dan and phil#dnp#phan
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trick or treat!
#my art#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#maki zenin#yuta okkotsu#inumaki toge#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#u could argue that the spoilers r hidden by the costumes but idw take my chances#i havent posted art in a billion years i feel like a fraud and i am going to get a bad grade in tumblr dot com#so i am posting these early idc anymore#i still have probably one more halloween draws i plan on posting but im cracking i want these out of my drafts Now#these KILLED ME#i miss drawing fast i miss it so badddddd#dont get me wrong the costume design ws so fun i loved it but god did it take ages#but on the bright side. yuuji in a toga.#on another bright side. little devil nobara n cowgirl maki#on yet anotHER bright side. eldritch horror pandachu#these costumes eat if i do say so myself ghjsdfkgjf undead inuokko makes me so happy also they r so cute#not to mention megumi in his gay little hat god i made itfs so obnoxiously flirty in this#remember when i said the timeskip art ws the least heterosexual group photo i've ever drawn i take it back#theyre disgusting . save nobara episode 356325746732#anyway happy 10 days early halloween <3#i will try to not take a whole week to finish the last piece(s)
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if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app
#skye's ramblings#i thought you guys were exaggerating how ass-ugly the discord update is. why isn't this optional. what if we all died#big thanks to discord and tumblr for both making bad layout changes to their apps in the same week. i love complaining <3
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“He wants me so bad he just doesn’t know it yet” -Bill Cipher probably
#artists on tumblr#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#I want to draw angst so bad but I keep getting these stupid ideas that I need to put on paper#toxic old men yaoi#Bruno mars anyone
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harrowhark getting her lobotomy done at claire's
(ps: merry christmas eve! you can't see but we just hit 10k on here... my christmas gift to the world, thank you dearly)
#art#artists on tumblr#the locked tomb#digital art#tlt#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#htn#gtn#harrowhark nonagesimus#ianthe tridentarius#harryanthe#i kinda ate this drawing#just for u guys#i struggled so bad tho
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Guilt.
#human bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#bill cipher#handyman bill au#gravity falls au#gravity falls#gf fanart#artists on tumblr#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#tw blood#tfw u were an immortal triangle now ur a mortal human who has to confront your past#*slaps bill* this bad boy can fit so mucg trauma in him!#angst#the book of bill
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#It’s true ….. I am not like other girls …….#i wish i was bad#girlblogging#girlblogger#lana del rey#esoteric#tumblrina#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#girlcore#girl interupted syndrome#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del ray aesthetic#just girly things#2014 tumblr#coquette#femcel#manic pixie dream girl#black swan#sofia coppola#the virgin suicides#lily rose depp#just girly posts#coquette girl#girlblog
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therealthumbalina on ig
#black girl moodboard#black girl aesthetic#black girl tumblr#black tumblr#bad bitch#black girl beauty#y2k#y2k aesthetic
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