#this is funny though

[automatonwithautonomy]

y'know what. i respect luke being like, 'hey, i could steal annabeths's hat. but like. would it not be easier to take the helm of the god of the underworld himself? 'cause on the scale of people i want to cross (a list that includes all of the olympians) she is very, very low. '

[t4ct1c4l-b4ckup]

Suggest it suggest itttt

You're just a freaky little voyeur aren't you?

[gunnrblze]

another ramble <3

In one of my social accounts I've had front-facing Hesh as a pfp for like several months, I just changed it earlier to a 3/4 but it's the exact same model

Only one friend noticed and pointed it out, 2 other friends didn't notice

I'm gonna see what they'll react with in 2-3 more months and I change it to side profile hesh, then in 5-6 months the back of hesh's head, then in 8-9 it's a side profile facing the other side, so on and so forth until my hesh pfp is just hesh slowly spinning

Only a true friend will notice the rotating Hesh🙏🏼

[phosphenemoth]

Lmaooo this girl I'm friends with had me bring her food upstairs for her because she knew I don't respect authority lmaooo I literally see the security as the same level or really below me. I will straight up tell them to "fuck off. And shut the fuck up" if they say anything. Whatchu gonna do chase me over some food? 😅

Try me 😈🔪

[chainmail-butch]

:(

[hippychick006]

J2 appear to have been reverified on Twitter again, along with a lot of other celebs who have not paid for the blue tick. A certain someone was not included in the reversal though.

[hellcifrogs]

Why did I, for a single moment, mistook Sakura for Mikoto in your latest post...

Missing the headband

[stop-ur-losing-me]

ok, so my sister and i arent on like the best of terms or whatever, but she came home for my mom's birthday and this is one of the exchanges we just had

me: *eating something*

her: dont eat that its not good for you

me:

me: *takes another bite*

[superhaught]

How dARE you

She’s still a good girl

respec your shart (x)

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[klimthiii]

God i hate twitter

This is the most reflection I’ve ever seen anyone do on Twitter.

[0ffbeatqueer]

This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

[stop-ur-losing-me]

HELP IM PRETENDING IM ASLEEP SO THAT MY PARENTS DONT BOTHER ME BUT MY DAD JUST SNEEZED IN THE OTHER ROOM AND I SCREAMED BLESS YOU FROM MINE AND NOW THEY KNOW IM AWAKE HELP WHAT DO I DO

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.