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glittergoats · 7 months ago

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Holy shit it's Sissel Ghost Trick

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #thistle dungeon meshi #sissel dungeon meshi #ghost trick #my art #he is thistle to me sorry no revisionist history will change that #but this was a good joke opportunity #i love the gt style so much every time i emulate it i have a blast #i should do this more often

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #madam jin #jin zixuan #jiang yanli #'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of “and then someone else walks in”.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorce…madam please leave him…#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in #and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#…Would that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would… unions *hate* this flute!

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itsaprosthetic · 7 months ago

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we are so back

We are so back

#sally face #sal fisher #larry johnson #todd morrison #ashley campbell #ok so #i already posted these but since no one reblogged them I’m taking the opportunity rn to repost them but all together this time #sorry if you’re seeing this twice!!#salart #fictive #fictives #I didn’t draw myself perfectly but the good thing about that is that it’s always going to be accurate! <- fictive joke #AnywaybI just wanted to see how I’d draw everyone now with our new skills/what I know now #Haven’t drawn in a long time. haven’t fronted in a long time lol

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maesonc-artistic-adventures · 1 year ago

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Negotiations.

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letmetellyouaboutmyfeels · 5 months ago

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If I were Buck right now I'd put a bi and a rainbow flag with "ally" on my Instagram profile, then post a picture of me kissing Tommy on the cheek, then turn off my phone.

#911 abc #like... you CANNOT waste such a good joke opportunity #watch everyone be like HEY UH BUCK??? YOU SAID YOU'RE AN ALLY??? WHY DOES THIS CAPTION SAY 'ME AND THE BAE ON DATE NIGHT'???#HELLO???#Ravi and Chim make it worse by responding to comments in ways that clear up NOTHING whatsoever #Chim's like have you never heard of being a good ally good allies make out with gay people duh #Ravi makes a joke implying gay for pay which just makes several people concerned #Buck is befuddled why his dad just sent him five hundred bucks #and told him he 'needs to budget better' if he 'has to resort to this'#Maddie pointing out that it was a joke and this is the same guy who was AT HER WEDDING does nothing to clear it up #Hen posts a picture of herself and Karen thanking all the 'good allies' in their lives #and in the background is Buck with Tommy's tongue VERY much down his throat

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gabugabs · 5 months ago

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Let the record show it was Mr. Nathan Lee who intitiated the banter, therefore the defendant cannot be accused of being the sole instigator of any subsequent instances of such behavior.

ch6 of thicker than if /// @barbwritesstuff

#thicker than #thicker than if #nathan lee #elias blackwell #my art #comic #nathan saw an opportunity and TOOK it #very relatable. i would've done the same #however...#you have no idea what you set in motion with that first joke nathan #nooooo idea #gotta say. their banter gives me life #(nathan's ch10 is so so so good barb 👌)#carpe noctem. wahoo!

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megaawkwardhuman · 2 years ago

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Vampire guillermo this

Human nandor that

What if they did some freaky friday type shit and have nandor and guillermo switch bodies? Now that would be funny

#I mean I still would like to see vampire guillermo and human nandor but it would be fucking hilarious if they did this #and like it would give guillermo the opportunity to test out being vampire and vice versa #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again #if I was good at writing I would have written this as a fic #*insert joke about them being inside each other*

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andi-o-geyser · 2 years ago

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do you ever just. think about how in cr1 after Percy went all No Mercy and killed for the second time Vex cornered and slammed him against a wall to confront him and they were implied to be close enough that Sam kept whispering for them to kiss? and they just. left it out of tlovm. rip to the animated show but the og stream had hot girl intimidation tactics and “Look me in the eye, Percy” and “I’m fine. You’ll know if I’m not” “I will”. fucking unmatched.

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hanzajesthanza · 1 year ago

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"i thought you knew them all already, regis" "apparently there exist ones i did not know :-)!"

#the joke is that she has cussed him out and he took it as a learning opportunity instead of an insult #i think hes like... talking to geralt because he has no vest/outergarment on and hes not covering his fangs :)#my art #this isnt like... good but #emiel regis #the witcher books #c: regis #f: i'm not your uncle dear child

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disaster-catalyst · 2 years ago

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Braindead headcanons #1

Tim, before they got together, had begged Danny to work for Wayne Enterprise but Danny shot the idea down since he already made up his mind and wanted to go for S.T.A.R labs

Tim : Come on please?

Danny, exasperated : How are we supposed to have a consensual workplace relationship if I do that??

Tim :

Tim : Is.. Is this your way of asking me out?

Suffice to say that once they did get together, Danny soon decided to actually work for Wayne Enterprise's Aerospace division (not without continuous teasing from Tim though)

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clairedelune-13 · 10 months ago

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I will always be salty they didn’t let David do a Scottish accent. No, I will not get over it.

It would’ve been a great tribute to Twelve, y’know?

Least Neil understood and let him go nuts in Good Omens 😂

#still tho they let ten do it ONCE as a joke #fourteen was the golden opportunity!#david tennant #fourteenth doctor #scottish accent #doctor who #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #neil gaiman

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inheritsnothing · 2 months ago

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where are the rhaenyras and why don't they want otto chained at their feet

#out of small council.#IM MOSTLY JOKING but good opportunity to have some great threads #but also.#give me threads

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jojococomo · 2 years ago

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[Before Law can get a word in edgewise explaining how he would rather not. Luffy's gone in a whirlwind. Or a typhoon. Any natural disaster that left the land devastated in its wake. Law is left standing in the middle of the cafe, clutching his phone as the door slams shut behind Luffy, the bell ringing his exit.

Law slumps into his stool, suddenly exhausted.

“Sorry about him.” Nami says sliding into the seat that Luffy just vacated, “He’s like that. Once he takes a shine to you, that’s it. He’s all in. He has no care about whether you want to be his friend or not.”

“We’re not friends.” Law mutters. Nojiko snorts into the mug she’s drying, “I barely know him.”

“I’ve been friends with him for years and I barely know him.” Nami responds with a shrug, “That’s just Luffy. Count your blessings that he likes you. People he doesn’t like usually get punched in the face.”]

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I should be working, but today brain bad. Here's a peek into my LawLu hospital AU that is never going to see the light of day because i'm a BAD person who can't finish things.