#but this was a good joke opportunity

[glittergoats]

Holy shit it's Sissel Ghost Trick

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.

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[itsaprosthetic]

we are so back

We are so back

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

Negotiations.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[runraerun]

May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*

Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…

Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.

Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.

Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)

He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.

Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.

How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

If I were Buck right now I'd put a bi and a rainbow flag with "ally" on my Instagram profile, then post a picture of me kissing Tommy on the cheek, then turn off my phone.

[synthaphone]

unpopular(?) opinion: i think illusen and jhudora are most fun as bitter exes and worry it'd be boring if they made up and got together again

[gabugabs]

Let the record show it was Mr. Nathan Lee who intitiated the banter, therefore the defendant cannot be accused of being the sole instigator of any subsequent instances of such behavior.

ch6 of thicker than if /// @barbwritesstuff

[factsilike]

So I'm more than halfway through reading orv, and I must say, I'm kinda disappointed that for a story that puts so much emphasis on the experiences of reading, there has not been even one instance of Kim Dokja getting laughed at for mispronouncing a word that he always read. I know it's a Korean webnovel, but still. It's the ultimate experience all fervent readers have gone through at some point.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

thinkin bout magneto's lil list of aliases from that One Shot of his government file or w/e in 97 and how it lists the three main men who've played him (David Hemblen, Ian McKellen, Michael Fassbender) and kinda cackling at the idea 1.) if they included All his names 2.) having 'michael' on that list twice

[megaawkwardhuman]

Vampire guillermo this

Human nandor that

What if they did some freaky friday type shit and have nandor and guillermo switch bodies? Now that would be funny

[hanzajesthanza]

"i thought you knew them all already, regis" "apparently there exist ones i did not know :-)!"

[clairedelune-13]

I will always be salty they didn’t let David do a Scottish accent. No, I will not get over it.

It would’ve been a great tribute to Twelve, y’know?

Least Neil understood and let him go nuts in Good Omens 😂

[inheritsnothing]

where are the rhaenyras and why don't they want otto chained at their feet

[transmasccofee]

Ngl I’m tempted to animate something from that one canon au where Kusuo dies with this cover