#this was so freaking funny

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

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WeeJohnWondays episode 2 with Nathan Foad is up!!! It was very funny ❤️😂

[kitkatwinchester]

...k then.

Okay for starters.

Should I really be watching an episode of Teen Wolf with how much homework I have and how close I am to finals?

Probably not, but I've been thinking about it all day, and procrastination is my specialty, so here we are. XD

That said...

At first, I was f*cking TERRIFIED of this dude. I kind of still am. He's all kinds of weird and all kinds of creepy.

HOWEVER, given this new revelation, I now realize that he's also all kinds of traumatized, because apparently, the kids he murdered/attempted to murder (or, at least, some of them) are werewolves.

Which is honestly soooo much worse, 'cause that means there's something real big and potentially real sinister going on if he saw that many glowing eyes and I don't like that.

So anyways that's exciting.

In other news...

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE SCOTT AND STILES?!

THEY ARE SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST THING I SWEAR!!!

Stiles: And I mean five, four, three, two-- Stiles: *turns around and jumps* Scott: *with glowing Alpha eyes* One. Stiles: I hate you.

THAT WAS SO CUTE AND SO FUNNY STOP I CAN'T! XD <3

Also I know Scott is fast, but that HAS to mean that he was already out of bed and at school and he was straight up lying to Stiles' face over the phone, so...that makes it even better. XD

Also of COURSE there's an informal holiday called Mischief Night, and of COURSE Scott and Stiles celebrate it wholeheartedly.

I love these little troublemakers so much. <3 <3

Anyways let's continue.

Season 3, Episode 15. <3

[brettanomycroft]

We're really sleeping on "pe(a)king duck would be removed from all menus"

I’m glad the folks at NASA are having fun with XKCD too.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

momlita

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[ladysqueakinpip]

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

[allgremlinart]

little peanutisms

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[sweattyspaghetti]

Bonus comic down below:

Story: Misa wanted to take Light out on a date so now they have to send pictures of L & Light together every 30 mins to prove that they haven’t jumped him

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[randomloserlover]

cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas

[manny-jacinto]

SEVERANCE #02.01: ‘Hello, Ms. Cobel’ + REDDIT TEXT POSTS [Episode 2]

[bacchuschucklefuck]

[mourn-and-watch]

it's so funny how da2 is widely considered to be the disgrace of da games and was also made like in a year or something but it still managed to create one of the most popular characters in the franchise. varric literally became da's in-game official narrator. anders has a wikipedia page with a controversy part highlighted. everyone is talking about solas now and for a good reason but his importance to the lore & plot is literally off the charts and he's also a god. fenris made people go crazy like that while being just a guy from a side optional quest you can accidentally skip