#but this is so stupid

[edgeisallelite]

It’s honestly kind of nice that AEW is giving people a choice between watching on TBS like usual or watching it via Max. Whereas WWE is like ‘welp if you wanna continue watching Raw in January, get Netflix. Don’t want to? Oh well.’ I seriously don’t want to have to resubscribe to Netflix and their garbage service that I already cancelled once so I can continue to pay their price hikes. But fuck me I guess.

[invece-sto-sdraiato]

Do I need another reason to hate this government?

Today I’m writing the entrance exam for med school (yes, I’m talking about NEET) and man these mfs have a fuck ton of idiotic rules:

- no patterned clothes

- no full sleeved tops (and if anyone does come with full sleeved shirt, security will not hesitate to rip the sleeve off)

- no earrings or any sort of accessories

- pants should not have pockets

How the hell does someone commit malpractice using patterned clothes??! What the fuck is this system

Almost everything I own currently is either full sleeved or patterned. Searched every nook and corner possible, and now I’ve settled with one of my dad’s t-shirts and some very unflattering leggings. I don’t mind it, but still this was too much trouble for something completely unnecessary. Also I’m too dumb to copy anything from anyone ever, so I’m not sure if I’m a real threat 😭😭😭

Another thing, reporting time is 11:00 am. Do you know when the exam is? 2:00 pm. Yeah. I’m spending a whole day at this place. Yay.

Believe me when I say I’m leaving this country as soon as I get the chance

[transkingcobra]

Okay stupid but genuine question: how the fuck do I use my “following” tab if my own posts show up and I reblog constantly

[eneabastianini]

Is it even worth waking up for this

[itchylimpet]

My mum gave me some terrible (and fantastic) elf leggings a few years ago and, ever since then, I've been gathering more and more gaudy Christmas outfits to wear to work for the entirety of December, because why not.

It's December tomorrow and I started a new job a few months ago. They don't know what's coming and they won't know what's hit them

I can't wait

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[clearlydusty]

Bro thinks she could just thug it out

[fishfingersandscarves]

they've never had sex

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[akiizayoi4869]

They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

[mispelled]

Has anyone done this yet

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[ochibrochi]

bok bok bok bok baaawk 🐔

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???