#but then they still fumble the bag

[thecolorsfucked]

i think imma delete tinder again nbs like these apps are soooooo garbage rn i used to avoid tinder and mostly used okc cuz ppl on there tended to be like not just looking for on deliver free no effort sex but they ended up just lowkey becoming a less used tinder???? bumble is for white ppl in khakis and hinge is..weird and has a lot of the same ppl anyway like ive never had this much of an issue scheduling civvie dates before like ever like regardless of how i looked or my self esteem any of that but litcherally since like the panini its been just at best u get a hookup who wants to be outside before yall bang but mostly i get like yeah lets smoke and order doordash 😏 or they ghost before the meet/right after a first date and then pop back up months later to try to repeat the process?????? like i Do Not Understand like sir ur preventing ur own nut ur literally causing urself to not nut

[smapis]

undoing of the sixth aka my half of a trade w dear sweet @bvllyrag

[normal-about-the-dca]

sun, knowing EXACTLY what he's doing but playing oblivious because he likes to see you fluster: oh my, friend. you're really red! are you sick? huh? huh??? rest a while! we can cuddle and watch videos on your phone until you feel better ^^

moon, no idea what he's doing but pretending he does, immediately after pretending to throw y/n from the balcony: ohh you want me so bad!!! you wanna kiss me silly sloppy style, huh? hehehehe! you wanna get smooched sssso so bad- wait no why are you angry (<-genuinely thinks scaring them is flirting)

[macksartblock]

well if youre in the hyperfixation mode - world's most divorced father and world's worst bisexual representation, jodie? :3! only if you want tho

World's saddest divorcé - buck up champ

[gallonsoblood]

I would like to tell all of u about my newest oc her name is Copper Wayer (Pronounced Copper Wire) and she used to date Suzie for one month and she likes eating cement and cinder blocks

[oxyfem]

actually one of the funniest parts that i observe about straight dating culture is how important height is.... maybe its just bc im above average in height but like so what if im partner is shorter than me... thats like worrying about what color someones eyes are.... who give a fuck.........

[pain-is-too-tired]

Lee gaining a huge crush on Luke but keeping himself together about it.

Only a few people(mainly his siblings and maybe Connor) really figure it out.

Luke on the other hand doesn't even realize he's been crushing on Lee since they met and he's still a mess. Of course people still don't really realize cause of how Luke usually holds himself, but he's still a mess.

Lee's able to be normal about their relationship and despite his crush doesn't get too flustered around Luke. He enjoys their time together even if he doesn't think Luke likes them back that much.

Luke is usually the one always trying to get where they're doing duties together and always standing next to Lee during meetings. And he's 100% staring at Lee half the time. Especially after Lee gets a sun tattoo on their forearm.

Lee's one of the only ones that could best Luke in a fight during capture the flag. And Luke might be a bit too into getting his ass kicked by Lee.

Luke's love for Lee it's bit more... encompassing? Like everything else in his life he has tunnel vision to it. Especially after he leaves camp and it becomes more obsessive.

Lee's love for Luke is steady, taking things by stride and not letting it take him over. They're calm to it, letting him just enjoy Luke's company casually without his feelings getting in the way. When Luke leaves he's able to stay as put together as possible. Hurt, but not letting it effect his duties and how he views the world. Not to say it doesn't effect him. He spends nights awake, cried plenty of times,gotten angry. But it doesn't take him over, they refuse to drown in it.

Luke continues to try and get Lee back again, especially with the realization of "damn- I like him."

Lee's able to refuse every time. Being open on how hurt he is.

How they love is a by project of their childhood. One hardly getting close to anyone and If he does he's desperate to hold onto them.

The other refusing the let their love be taken for granted. Making it clear that the other will have to work just as hard in the relationship.

[jenna-louise-jamie]

it's extremely funny to think about when ben met alex again after brecon beacons. like 'oh hey it's that kid again. i'm gonna follow him around and see what he's up to. oh the kid is trying to spy on me now. i'm gonna threaten him with a gun. sike! lol got you cub.'

[vaugarde]

sometimes i entertain the idea of pokemon fusion in my ocs but theres a nagging voice from the su crit days thats like “ewwww fusion is cringey and stupid you idiot!!! you just wanna copy the mid rock show!!! because YOU are mid!!!!” and i get all anxious and insecure. and then i remember fusion is literally canon in pokemon so like. yeah.

[loveshotzz]

I work the same shift as I guess you can call him my ex now, wish me luck.

[dailykugisaki]

Day 309 | id in alt

Itadori says it's too early for jokes like that. Kugisaki says it's not early ENOUGH.

[lynxxpaw]

Oh, I'm in love with your Narinder's shapes. He can hear a bitch-ass liar with these ears.

I have cracked and committed to making him an oriental shorthair, mainly for my Lamb to be able to throw him thru their shoulder and skitter away with him, while he kicks and screams.

[black-grey-white-purple]

I have such a love-hate relationship with Kie's parents. Love you for caring about your daughter's education, but hate you for stopping her from clearing John B's name. Love you for recognising how much danger she's in because of what she gets up to with the Pogues, but hate you for not listening when Kie is trying to get you to understand her. Love you for thinking that sending your daughter away will finally protect her from all the kidnapping/shooting/killing/drowning/disappearing, even though it breaks your heart, but hate you for sending your daughter away.

[adelaidedrubman]

WHICH HOZIER SONG IS YOUR OC?

thank you @ladyoriza @corvosattano @inafieldofdaisies @nightbloodbix @blissfulalchemist @direwombat for tagging me for this uquiz! outgoing tags below cut and tag list opt in/out here:3

yeah so. in case you missed it coming out as a fake tumblrina who only knows take me to church:/ but i took it anyways and i prommy i will listen to these bc they all seem pretty on point.

Cherry Wine

ahaha. the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it, am i right? insane how the song that feels most like falling in love is also a song about abuse. the lyrics "oh but she looks like sleep to the freezing" haunt me. this is a beautiful song, but i would never wish a relationship like this upon anyone. i hope you have some time to sit under the stars soon.

eh. she has fun. you two deserve each other (derogatory) and etc. (and she has gotten her time sitting under the stars but well. i have some bad news about that:/)

In a Week

have you ever thought about the fact that you have to kill other things in order to keep yourself alive? whether plant, animal, bacteria, or fungus, you're always killing things in order to eat. and in return, when you die, they'll get to eat you. the feast has begun.

sounds like some bullshit she would say yeah. “ooooh don’t you think it’s interesting that —” silence grad student

I, Carrion (Icarian)

you really believe in love, and you have hope that you'll be able to get out of this one without pain. you're not afraid, not really. your eyes are wide and you see so much beauty in this world.

perfect. well, she is a little afraid. but learning how to take it day by day and cherish love while she has it.

Abstract (Psychopomp)

i mean, the world is so broken. and yet it's so beautiful it makes you want to cry. what can you even do with a feeling like this?

being dragged kicking and screaming into seeing the beauty in the world.

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[starnana7]

ship so good it makes me want to kms.

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

I should leave this in a tag post so it's not on main but whatever, I'm in a mood and listening to "peace" for the first time in awhile along with this rambling mess from the other night puts me in my feelings because "[you know that I'd] give you my wild, give you a child" is such a vulnerable, raw, honest confession to share with someone (let alone put in a song on a Grammy-winning album) and I don't know how much clearer the pipeline from there to the events on TTPD could be but just. It's heavy, but obvious and understandable (to me). And I'm not about to delve into why because of reasons and also don't want to come across as projecting or speculating or whatever but. Once again I think if you're in a certain age bracket and life stage so much of this just makes sense inherently.