#but thats not HOT
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why are straight men never held to any reasonable standard of grooming. why are scraggly-ass unkempt beards considered attractive. why is basic grade school color-matching and wearing name brands considered "fashionable". why is their $12 haircut that doesnt suit them considered clean. why arent straight men expected to buy clothes that fit them, why do we still shame women for having acne but on men it's fine, WHY why why the fuck is the bar still so fucking low
#BLOGGING LOUDLY#people think im like 100% homo gay so theyre always SHOCKED when i shrug at someone they find 'hot'#'you dont think he's attractive??' i think he looks like he knows how to shower and shave hes a grown fucking man and should be doing sure#but thats not HOT#that isnt making yourself look good. target mannequin outfits are not putting in any effort#the basic fucking crew cut or undercut fade that doesnt suit your face isnt making an effort#its just not hot to me theyre not sexy theyre not TRYING or theyre just. ya know. not my type
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how about that hot girl summer
(pose credit to this awesome piece!!)
#i need to draw more art thats MILDLY nsfw......#theres another karlach piece i have in mind actually. i need to make her look hot and sweaty#anyways..#enjoy this one girls<33#karlach#karlach cliffgate#bg3#bg3 art#art#fanart#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate 3
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laura her dad and that bald guy
#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool#x23#logan howlett#wade wilson#laura kinney#poolverine#deadclaws#my art#they look busted sorry#i hc logan liking pink pony club and picture you but thats it#wade plays hot to go and good luck babe too much and he got sick of it
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My heart and love of my life, Karlach
#she is the softest sweetest gal#i love how beefy she is#and sincere! she gets so excited and thats a mood#and hot#karlach#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate
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Matthew McConaughey on Rust in 'Making True Detective'
#literally like say thatttt#this is a big reason of why his rust works so well bc he understands rust is HOT#like how a car crash is hot. a burning building. blood. wounds. the cracking tension of a humid louisianan night.#thats the fundamental eroticism of rustin cohles whole deal#rustin cohle#*#*scrn#true detective#*td
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idk who needs to hear this but trans men are not only allowed but need to be encouraged to feel proud to be trans men. hell, they should be proud to be men too, not just in relation to their transness. being trans men and transmasculine can be really fulfilling to people. the random trans guy in your high school calculus class didnt invent misogyny the patriarchy, hes still affected by it. grow up
#straight trans ppl should also be encouraged to be proud in their sexuality too#but thats another hot take#trans#t4t#transmasc#trans man#transgender#trans men#transmasculinity
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Oughaagahghaagga ramen so yummy hehehsgaaauyahgaa
#actually ate ramen yesterday also very spicy like#hot chicken flavor buldak#i did not in fact taste the chicken but i fid taste the fire someone take the spice away from me i fear thats how i may die atp#i once used my and my sisters packets at the same time and just finished it all in one go#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#my art
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really? right in front of my karaage?
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more windbreaker comics
#im ngl this scene cracked me TF up when i rewatched it#umemiyas talking to choji but right as he says this specific phrase he looks STRAIGHT AT SAKURA#almost as if he's flexing like “hey hey sakura. hey. did u know. id never lose. winks. isnt that hot of me. isnt that cool. are u smitten”#like dude you met this kid just YESTERDAY and youre immediately letting him decide the other teams punishment and giving special treatment#damn bro i know hes a cutie cat but CHILL OUt#(i say as if episode one sakura didnt have me on my fucking KNEES)#anyways thats enough out of me onto tags winks#umesaku#umsk#wind breaker#wbk#wind breaker comics#comics#thecmart#hajime umemiya#haruka sakura#ive had this in my wips for a while now but the latest wbk chapter spurred me to finally finish it.. umsk real guys... umsk real
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getting dressed trying to ignore the media brainwashed insecure mean 13 yo girl inside my head
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you'll have to forgive me. this is history to me
gerard: frankie's mouth was all over my hair. that was like really gross but at the same time it's still kinda hot. yknow what I mean?
audience: 🦗
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edit: @vriska-serketboard brought up that it also sounds like "frankie's mouth was all over my hand" honestly I can hear both.
show recorded by spaceyraygun 12/18/2002 trocadero theater philadelphia pa
#in 2002 they were really pushing the envelope#something iconic about it idk#my chemical romance#it was the 90s like 2 seconds ago and I think this dude is hot? i think thats badass#mcr#frank iero#gerard way#mikey way#ray toro#from spaceyraygun#2002 mcr#frerard#just for history#is this the earliest known frerard?#2002#bullets era#shows
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The remake's pretty cool.
I just kept thinking of hot topic when i saw some of their costumes. Leon's villain outfit can get it ngl.
#re4 remake#my art#THANK YOU CAPCOM#I LEGIT CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS COSTUME#re4#resident evil#resident evil 4#ashley graham#leon s kennedy#hes so emo looking#and thats hot#Also makes sense shed like that place since this whole thing takes place in the early 2000s#re4 fanart
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@potato-lord-but-not its the je ne sais quoi that comes with dumpster diving
also i love your arthur so much though!!!!! he is very hot and deserves all the love in the world. i would like to dress him up in an expensive suit and serve him coffee
#malevolent#malevolent fanart#arthur lester#john doe#arthur malevolent#john malevolent#malevolent shitpost#minty plays with crayons#really i dont understand how you think your arthur isn't as hot as my garbage boy#i look at your arthur and go#now thats a stand up gentleman#i look at my arthur and go#now that man needs mood stabilizers
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they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes
#fantasy high#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#yes this is sorta from the same thing Ive been doing for future!riz lol. that riz is the same design basically#just the above board sona#u can kiiinda tell which of the bad kids I have a very clear vision for their future design and which I kinda wing it for lol#kristen's tank top is white and the coat is galaxy tie dye btw. I didnt have the energy to express that in ink but thats the ult version#adaine I truly imagine to grow up to be the perpetual t shirt and jeans person but she carries her sword everywhere#gorgugs truth is that shes just hot she can wear anything. but I do give him the skirt hike bc I love him#I really like skirt hike... such a fun thing to put in designs. if ur garment has no variance in how it falls or drapes u can do it urself#this is also a little bit of an exercise in how much of an accessory I can freehand from memory#fig's bass I straight up did not fact check for. just rawdogging it memory only. same with fandrangor and adaine's crocs#I did write in my funny little document that gorgug takes up baking and is good at it bc I think itd be good for him#to do basically chemistry and math that also feeds people#out of them... kristen and riz would be Good good at it. but riz would get way too stressed abt the recipe and kristen bakes by#eyeballing the texture. fabian likes decorating but refuses to get anywhere near the heat of an oven. adaine isnt good at it first try#and is like well my effort goes to other things actually. fig Loves baking and Nobody lets her into the kitchen#idk why this manifests so clear in my head. must be bc of recent foccacia events#living in the subtropics is hell for baking nobody try it ok? I tell u
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give me intense gazes and hand touching
i've never been able to forget this scene of nona and hot sauce 🌶
#hot sauce#the locked tomb#nona the ninth#nona the ninth spoilers#nona the 9th#sometimes you just gotta make something with a totally inconsistent style and thats ok
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The headcanons that various members of the party get harmless little crushes on Steve are so important because not only is it fun and silly, but it also gives Dustin the most humbling and horrifying experience a fourteen year old can have: your friends telling you they think your older brother is hot.
#Dustin Henderson#the party#steve Harrington#steve and dustin#steve and the party#believe me it changes you. theyll just be like well yeah actually your brother is hot and you go WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THATS MY BROTHE#finda's rambles#stranger things
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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