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#but thats not HOT
meme-loving-stuck · 2 years
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why are straight men never held to any reasonable standard of grooming. why are scraggly-ass unkempt beards considered attractive. why is basic grade school color-matching and wearing name brands considered "fashionable". why is their $12 haircut that doesnt suit them considered clean. why arent straight men expected to buy clothes that fit them, why do we still shame women for having acne but on men it's fine, WHY why why the fuck is the bar still so fucking low
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araneapeixes · 2 months
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how about that hot girl summer
(pose credit to this awesome piece!!)
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intercrusher · 14 days
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laura her dad and that bald guy
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may12324 · 1 year
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My heart and love of my life, Karlach
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teethburied · 3 months
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Matthew McConaughey on Rust in 'Making True Detective'
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t4transsexual · 8 months
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idk who needs to hear this but trans men are not only allowed but need to be encouraged to feel proud to be trans men. hell, they should be proud to be men too, not just in relation to their transness. being trans men and transmasculine can be really fulfilling to people. the random trans guy in your high school calculus class didnt invent misogyny the patriarchy, hes still affected by it. grow up
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fairycosmos · 1 year
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getting dressed trying to ignore the media brainwashed insecure mean 13 yo girl inside my head
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earlycuntsets · 4 months
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you'll have to forgive me. this is history to me
gerard: frankie's mouth was all over my hair. that was like really gross but at the same time it's still kinda hot. yknow what I mean?
audience: 🦗
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edit: @vriska-serketboard brought up that it also sounds like "frankie's mouth was all over my hand" honestly I can hear both.
show recorded by spaceyraygun 12/18/2002 trocadero theater philadelphia pa
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kantush · 1 year
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The remake's pretty cool.
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I just kept thinking of hot topic when i saw some of their costumes. Leon's villain outfit can get it ngl.
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mintyeggs · 3 months
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@potato-lord-but-not its the je ne sais quoi that comes with dumpster diving
also i love your arthur so much though!!!!! he is very hot and deserves all the love in the world. i would like to dress him up in an expensive suit and serve him coffee
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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 months
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they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes
#fantasy high#figueroth faeth#kristen applebees#adaine abernant#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#yes this is sorta from the same thing Ive been doing for future!riz lol. that riz is the same design basically#just the above board sona#u can kiiinda tell which of the bad kids I have a very clear vision for their future design and which I kinda wing it for lol#kristen's tank top is white and the coat is galaxy tie dye btw. I didnt have the energy to express that in ink but thats the ult version#adaine I truly imagine to grow up to be the perpetual t shirt and jeans person but she carries her sword everywhere#gorgugs truth is that shes just hot she can wear anything. but I do give him the skirt hike bc I love him#I really like skirt hike... such a fun thing to put in designs. if ur garment has no variance in how it falls or drapes u can do it urself#this is also a little bit of an exercise in how much of an accessory I can freehand from memory#fig's bass I straight up did not fact check for. just rawdogging it memory only. same with fandrangor and adaine's crocs#I did write in my funny little document that gorgug takes up baking and is good at it bc I think itd be good for him#to do basically chemistry and math that also feeds people#out of them... kristen and riz would be Good good at it. but riz would get way too stressed abt the recipe and kristen bakes by#eyeballing the texture. fabian likes decorating but refuses to get anywhere near the heat of an oven. adaine isnt good at it first try#and is like well my effort goes to other things actually. fig Loves baking and Nobody lets her into the kitchen#idk why this manifests so clear in my head. must be bc of recent foccacia events#living in the subtropics is hell for baking nobody try it ok? I tell u
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n00talie · 6 months
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give me intense gazes and hand touching
i've never been able to forget this scene of nona and hot sauce 🌶
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findafight · 11 months
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The headcanons that various members of the party get harmless little crushes on Steve are so important because not only is it fun and silly, but it also gives Dustin the most humbling and horrifying experience a fourteen year old can have: your friends telling you they think your older brother is hot.
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I can't wait for Jean to spit out the most devastatingly encouraging and positive rhetoric during exy matches in with the most venomous bite as he has to hold back his Raven habits. Meanwhile Jeremy hearing Jean say things like "have a winning day!", or "good job on your foot work!" To their opponents like he's spitting curses and his racket tight in his fists with a face like he's about to knee cap them and remove their spleen with Jeremy standing on the court heart eyed and about to get checked into a wall because he's too busy watching Jean and forgot he has the ball.
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whoisspence · 6 months
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friendly reminder that they
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are also them
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bruciemilf · 6 months
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Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.
Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.
me·​di·​um·​ship
/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/
“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”
“Yep,”
Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.
The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.
“Fascinating.”
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