#but that was none of their business

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[followthebluebell]

every year, my boss buys a few cat calendars for our workplace. Due to some sort of mix-up, we accidentally got a few naked women calendars this year.

Normally, that's where the story would end. It would just be a mildly amusing mistake.

But it becomes absolutely fucking hilarious because I opened up the calendar package in front of clients today. One moment, we're just discussing the cats up for adoption and if their current cat might be willing to accept a new baby brother/sister and bam. Suddenly it went all tits up the second I picked up one of the calendars and actually looked at the damn thing.

Unfortunately, the clients ALSO looked at it.

None of us wanted this to happen. None of us knew how to respond to it. There's nothing in any social protocol that could have prepared us for this.

There was just like thirty solid seconds of absolutely dead silence as we all tried to think of the most polite thing to say.

"Wow," i said, because I'm entirely braindead at this point. "Not the kind of pussy I expected to encounter today."

Thankfully, they thought it was hilarious. It probably wasn't the most politic thing to say, but it was very funny to at least three people.

[citruschemical]

📷.

[love-filter]

Derry Girls S03E06 "Halloween"

[carpboy3000]

doodles to get back in the flow of drawing

[homeofwyrm]

Just realized I've drawn Camilla like once? Criminal

[gattaxa]

YELENA BELOVA in THUNDERBOLTS* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

When all you have left to hold on to is a green tactical vest, a tub of hair gel, and a stolen guinea pig.

Bonus:

[idontmindifuforgetme]

i have no idea what’s happening w my life at this point. i just make cute playlists and admire sunlight on chilly fall mornings

[charcubed]

Okay I haven't seen anyone else share these on tumblr in HD soooo... just in case, I'm providing for the people 👀 (Courtesy of Pacat's website)

Tumblr will compress them, so if you want to make sure you get them in the highest quality possible, you can download them on Drive here!

Art by @/littleulvar, from the Polish editions

[trevormoore]

fernando said it was on sight and then hunted liam down immediately anyway

[soupdwelling]

died 2021 born 2024 NOT welcome back jonah magnus get AWAY from me now the ONLY good thing about having your WORTHLESS ass back is that we MIGHT have the honor of getting to listen to you DIE PATHETICALLY on tape again. FUCK you.

[egberts]

does anyone else (not other people with ocd) have to make sure the text of their post is a good shape (ocd do not interact) before they post it or is that just my ocd? good shape meaning specifically the final line has more than a few words in it so your paragraph isn't lopsided on the bottom

bad shape vs good shape. ideal would be nearly a full square, single line, or perhaps even two or three even lines

exhibit a

[symeona]

Image description: It's a drawing of Jinx from Arcane. I've converted her season one top into a hoodie design. Her eyes glow pink. One of her braids is falling in front of her, the other is wrapped like a scarf around her neck. She's standing with one hand on her pistol and her other arm in her pocket. There's text under her that reads "Jinx" with my signature over it. End of description.

[darqx]

Lawrence x Rire perchance ? I would love to see my two favorites together :]

This was supposed to be part of an answer dump but i decided to separate it lol. Redraw of this pic!

[superbat-lmao]

Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.

Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.

[agnes-come-back-challenge]

I love that everyone in TMA is just. Unremarkable. Jon isnt a heroic character; he's self-loathing and depressed and he exhibits the same self-pity as I do when I'm self-loathing and depressed. He doesn't stand out for his strength of will or quick-thinking or virtue. He's a good person but he stops trying to stay human when it gets uncomfortable. He's everything that a regular person is when theyre trapped in a horrible situation and it's ugly and insufferable and Real.