#but some of you are HELLA SWAG

[doublequaterpounder]

WAHOOOO!!!! mental health and feedism woo woo!!!

i always see peeps asking feedees “what has your fam said about your gain” and like i can understand why that is like ooo hot evidence of weight gain but like idk (sorry to be a boner killer) but that can be a hella rough question for some when the mix between fantasy and reality collide

personally! idk i don’t have a large family (including extended) but i recently heard my aunt and cousin making fun of me behind my back cause of my gain and body from another family member

fam let me tell you that shit is still having a severe affect on my menty health, i’m still gonna be getting fatter but it stings a lot. it’s a tough world out here in gainsville. just wanna be out here humanising the weight gain world

but yeah anyway yolo swag fat sorry just brain is braining atm

but like so serious i constantly see so many people come in and out of this community due to mental health related reasons cause the split between reality and fantasy is so far split and idk i just think we can be human with all this stuff esp with each other any way blah blah blah sorry for the word spew

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Idk if you have a TikTok, or seen the trend anywhere else. But it’s when parents read off brainrot/internet slang that their kids use lol.

How would the more stoic characters of ROR family read teen! Reader’s brainrot list?

Sorry if this doesn’t make sense!

You dang kids with your slang words that I have to look up whenever you make a new one lol

-You and Loki were giggling in your hands, your phone recording Zeus as he was holding a list of slang words you had asked him to read out loud.

-You had seen this trend and with Loki’s help, who was more than happy to help you pull off a great prank like this, after you showed him what you planned.

-Zeus put his glasses on while some other members of your family were around, curious as to what you two gremlins were doing as Zeus looked over the paper before an eyebrow lifted, “What is this Y/N?”

-You just beamed brightly, “Just read it- you’ll understand!”

-Zeus wasn’t completely sure, and seeing the two of you giggling was making him think he was being punked before he started, “He was hella sus, walking around like he had drip. His drip was long dead s-m-h even the ancestors dropped.”

-Loki was howling with laughter while Buddha snorted loudly, hearing what you were making Zeus say as his brow furrowed, trying to figure out what he was saying, “He thought he had swag and could get all the bitches but even the gyatt ladies passed him by. He should have minded his own and not spilled the tea. Shorty dropped him like a bad cold- Y/N what is this?!”

-You couldn’t help but roar with laughter, your recording ending as Zeus was rubbing his temples, annoyed with your antics.

-Your video went viral and Zeus was annoyed as he spent what felt like hours looking up all of these words while muttering about all these dang kids with their slang that makes no sense!

[hxzbinwrites]

I definitely would love some Vox x Singer!reader headcannons. The concept is hella swag!!

Vox x Singer! Reader | Headcannons

Warnings ⚠️: Drugs, very short

Vox has eyes EVERYWHERE, so he’s immediately taken aback when you and your skyrocketing career shoot up out of nowhere

Who are you? Where did you get all of this talent? When can he get a contract on your soul?

After your first album was in everyone’s ears, he knew he needed you. Either your soul or even you as a Vee, he had to share some of your power.

I mean, with a popular artist, you could spew any mumbo jumbo in your songs and people will eat it up, it’s a sure way power-grab.

Vox had been looking for you everywhere, but he could never find you.

He got even more antsy to get you on his side when he learned you were starting to deal souls of your own.

Even though you weren’t an Overlord, you were influential, and Carmilla thought that was good enough to be invited to the next Overlord meeting.

Once in the meeting, Vox immediately introduced himself and his proposal.

You denied the soul deal, and you didn’t want to rebrand yourself as a Vee, which pissed him off.

You reassured him that you would still be up for an offer with him, if he needed anything just to get in contact.

Without thinking, he asked you to live with the Vees in the V Tower, so you could be involved with the Vees, but not an actual Vee.

You agreed, seeing that was good enough, but you demanded to keep your studio in your small turf on the other side of the Pride Ring

Vel and Val were fine with you staying with them, but they were pissed at Vox for not warning them beforehand or even letting them in on the decision.

With this close, homey contact, Vox started to catch feelings. While each Vee, and you, had your own small penthouse on the top floor of the V tower, he desperately wanted to share one with you. Oh how he craved waking up to the sight of you.

One fateful night, after using some of Val’s drugs to destress, he got too loopy and banged on your door at 2:27am.

You begrudgingly drug him into your bed and made him sleep, curling him beside him

He was so confused and flustered to regain consciousness that morning, apologizing once you woke with him.

You just warned him to be careful before giving him a kiss, telling him to shut up and that you were going back to sleep.

Maybe he should take Val’s advice more often.

[xiaq]

Tech conferences are not for me.

For the last two days I've been helping to run a demo booth for my company at the Databricks summit and while I really enjoy the customer interaction and demoing and learning from my peers, the sheer quantity of stimulus from 8am to 8pm is breaking my brain.

On the expo floor they play club remixes of popular songs at high volume all day, so your baseline is shouting. And then you have thousands of people all shouting over each other on top of that. And the overhead lights are hella bright and most of the booths have LED lights and all the monitors are glaring to the point that I feel like the lights all have sounds too.

Tonight I got back to my hotel room with my takeaway dinner and I was so relieved to be in a quiet place I literally started crying. I hadn't eaten since breakfast because there weren't GF lunch options, though, so I didn't stop eating my tofu and rice noodles. I was just ugly sobbing while trying to stuff my face.

And what's wild is that most of my coworkers were headed to dinner together at a bar/restaurant AFTER scream-talking for 10 hours that day.

Like, sure my brain isn't normal but I feel like that's an excessive amount of socializing even for neurotypical people.

Anyway, me and my vendor swag homies are going to watch some HGTV and go to sleep early because we've got to do it all over again tomorrow.

[symphonic-scream]

Trans Dude Makoto stuff

It's. He figures it out with the thieves. It's during the Kaneshiro Palace that he's having, uh, "girls night" with Ann and says something like "aha but all girls wish they'd been born different society right" and Ann stops and just, hand on their knee, and

"Hey, have you ever heard of being trans?"

"What? Yeah, but- no, everyone thinks that way-"

"Makoto,,"

"...no,,"

"I'm sorry I brought it up-"

"How am i- no, i-"

That first panic of someone who was refusing to accept they weren't just experiencing the same struggle everyone else was but was weaker

Ann hugs them, asks softly if they want to talk more about it, and Makoto just crumbles, sobs into her shoulder,

Ann: you should tell the guys. I'm sure they'd love to help you discover yourself

Makoto: I don't, want them to hate me,

Ann: they wouldn't, and if they do? Fuck em. We can get by without them

Makoto: thank you,,,

It starts small. They refer to him with male pronouns in the group chat, and they all notice it's having an affect on his metaverse self, and Ann softly calls him King one day, and Makoto's lip wobbles cause it feels so much better,,

Spare clothes kept at Leblanc so he can feel more like a guy during Thieves hang outs. Akira and Ann come together and order him some binders, and Ryuji gets him a hat, so he can fuck his hair up and he crushes them all in hugs

Yusuke helps him with voice training tips, and just shrugs and says his roommate at the dorms does it as a CIS man to sound more manly, so clearly there should be no issue with Makoto doing it too

Futaba, newly recovered: wassup t boy

Makoto: ...what did you just call me?

Futaba: you wreak of trans boy swag, Mako. Oh, has anyone ordered you a dick yet?

Makoto: Uhm. I'm overwhelmed. Please slow down

Futaba: ...OH whoops my b lmao

And. He eventually has to tell his sister. He knows this. He can't be jumpy when doing his laundry cause he's afraid she'll see his new boxers, or anything, and he's starting to crave having them when he's home, and he doesn't wanna just have them stashed at Leblanc-

But the timing sucks. It sucks so bad, so, he sucks it up, and the others do notice, of course they do. It's just after the summer trip, they're all tense cause they're gonna have to go after Okumura, and he doesn't wanna be a burden

But. Ryuji offers him a place to sleep if he needs it. Boys nights, if he wants. Ann is willing to lie to Sae if need be, anyways

So. His stuff moves, to Ryuji's, where he spends any night Sae isn't home, which gets more and more frequent

Ryuji's Ma? Adores Makoto. She punches his cheek after Ryuji's, gives both boys a kiss on the head, and never messes up on his pronouns. She's a "Woke Warrior" mom all the way. She asks Makoto one morning, while Ryuji is showering, if they're dating. Makoto stutters out that no, he likes girls, and she just smiles, and thanks Makoto for being friends with her son

With each passing day, his metaverse self gets more and more masculine. He wears his binder when they go in and BAM. flat chest. He starts when he realizes hes wearing it, and struggles in his leather fucking suit, but he laughs out with tears in his eyes. The perception stuff? Man. He's got a fully flat chest. And he nearly jumps around like a lunatic when he packs in the Metaverse for the first time

Morgana: this is just more proof you've found your true self, King

Makoto: thanks, Mona,,,

He starts looking into HRT on his own, during the Okumura palace. Part of it is he knows he wants to transition physically when he's in college, and able to survive without Sae if she disproves. But, part of it is, he wants to become the man the others all see him as.

And. Maybe part of it is he wants Haru to keep calling him handsome,,,

The thieves are all so hella supportive of him, and he feels so fucking loved,

It's during a Gal and Pal night (he and Ann didn't wanna stop their hanging out and renamed it), he asks her if she thinks he has a chance with a girl "like Haru" and Ann just gasps and shakes her hands all "OH MY GOD YOU *DO* LJKE HER"

Makoto: i-its not a big deal, I've liked girls before-

Ann: but still!!! Oh my god, I'm going to be the best wingwoman ever, you are going to woo her panties off, mister!

Makoto: ...take it down a notch? I, just wanna make her smile,

Ann: fine, but we'll get there!

Meanwhile.

Haru: so. Tell me everything you know about Mako-kun and what he likes.

Ryuji: huh? Why'd you need to know that?

Haru: oh, no reason. I just want to ask him out, kiss him-

Ryuji: oh eff, now I have to give you the shovel talk! I'm his honorary brother, but you're damn scary in the Metaverse, Eff,,,

Haru: I love your beanie, Mako-kun

Makoto: thanks, Ryuji got it for me, since I can't get my hair cut without alerting the school, or Sis

Haru: I think it makes you look so handsome~

He gushes to Ann with a red face and gooey smile, and she just chuckles and ruffle his hair,

"Dear brother, you've got it bad, huh?"

Ryuji tries to be sly and ask him about it, to feed info to Haru, but he ends up sitting on his bed while Makoto just rambles on about how pretty she is and how nice she is and he just sends a text that says "yeah. You got this girl"

Makoto finds it easier to flirt as King. King is his idealized self, along with his sense of rebellion, all bundled up into this spiky, leather bundle. It's easier to feel more confident in himself when he *feels* like himself in his body, and he believes it easier when Noir trails fingers down his shoulders and calls him handsome as she thanks him for holding open the Mona-van door for her

They don't date for *months*. It's only during the third semester that things come to a head

Makoto is still just Makoto. He never told Maruki about being trans. That's what ticks him off; his dysphoria is *gone*

He calls Haru in a panic and "I feel like a girl. And I don't hate it. What's going on"

The illusion shatters for them both, and while Akira is tossing and turning on it, they bond. Spend nights together, talking, and Haru calls him him, head on his shoulder, and he admits he's *mad* Akira is taking so long. Making Haru act like things are okay with Akechi, and she just. Stares at him.

"You're, thinking about that? About me?"

"Of course,,,"

And. It's what breaks the dam. She kisses him, and he flounders for a moment, but when she pulls away and *looks* at him, he just pulls her in again

They're kissing, up on the roof at the Niijima place, and Makoto laughs a little between kisses, as Haru gasps a little,,

"I've been wanting to do this for *months*,"

"Oh, silly boy,, me too,"

He's got his beanie on. She's cupping his face, fingers dancing over the slight freckles, and they both look so, so in love,

She sleeps over. She has been for a while, cause she can't stand Being in that home, with, him,, But that night, it's the first time the two of them cuddle up. She kisses at his jaw, sleepy, and he presses his cheek to her hair,

Haru: there is one thing I want to do, before we go back to our real reality

Makoto: is it something with, your dad?

Haru: no, no. It's, with you. I want to spend a night, in the Metaverse. Just, me and you. If, you get what I mean,,

Makoto: h-huh?

Haru: just,,, it'll be a long time before you have a body you love that much, and- I want our first time to be, when you're most comfortable. Most you,

Makoto: Haru,,,

Haru: I just want you to, get that. Experience it,

Makoto: thank you,,, I'll ask Akira when he plans to do it, and hopefully,, we can find a night we're both ready for?

Haru: of course,,,

And they have one special night, in a cognition room somewhere, where no shadows threaten them, and then the world is brought back. There is no more Metaverse, (for now), and, they both have college to prep for, but it means the world to him that Haru suggested it. He got to have such a special first time, and he made sure she had just as good a time,, a

Makoto proudly telling the others just before Akira leaves that he's finally getting on T, and that Sae has been reading so many books and reports on trans people and how best to support him, and he's so happy,,

Plus, he gets a single room in his new dorm, which will be perfect for having his girlfriend over

Ann: wait. GIRLFRIEND

Haru: oh, we forgot to tell them, didn't we

Ryuji: NO WAY, NO EFFIN WAY

They get bear hugged, and Makoto laughs so freely, and gosh,, just a year ago he was so alone, and probably depressed, and repressing so much,,, and now, here he is. With a best friend, a pseudo brother, and a girlfriend,

And then there's the summer Makoto,,, with his voice cracking all over the place, a splash of acne, and he looks so *happy*, A fresh hair cut, 6 months on T, he's doing AMAZING

Plus, he and Haru are still doing great,, she sleeps over in his dorm a few times a week, and they have study dates, and regular dates, and they both seem so much more, settled. Haru is staying with the Niijima's while they're back in Tokyo for the holiday, and the first night there Makoto takes her to have dinner with the Sakamotos, and Haru ends up nodding off while Makoto and Ryuji catch up and game

He shows up for summer in a leather jacket, white t-shirt, a small spiked choker, and black khaki shorts, with his big stompy boots. He ditches the jacket a lot when theyre not indoors, since, well, it hot and he finds he's sweating more, and just. He and Haru have matching earrings, and she's wearing a collection of nice rings, and he beams when he holds her hand in public, fingers entwined just right, and Man. This is the life,,,

His first time back in the Metaverse? He pauses, pats at his chest with a smile, and. Stares down at himself.

Ryuji: you good, bro?

Makoto: y-yeah,,, never been better,

Futaba, who has no tact: BOYS GOT HIS DICK BACK

King feels much more at ease with shorter hair, too. Riding on Johanna is exhilarating when he can feel the wind rushing by along his scalp better,,

Plus, now Haru isn't as reserved about cuddling close to his back as they ride together. He definitely missed getting to have flirty banter with Noir,,

Oh, and when he stretches after a long stretch of driving? His "baby" happy trail shows as his shirt lifts up

Ann: damn, boy

Haru: mmm, *I know*,

Akira: down, girl. We're all still here

Haru: can you blame me? Look at my guy,,

When he and Haru come back to Tokyo for the summer break, Sae smiles at him at the door, and hugs him tight.

Haru: thank you for letting me stay with you, Sae-san,

Sae: I should be thanking you for taking such good care of my little brother

She ruffles his hair as he squawks, and his voice breaks, and they both grin at that,

--

I have more. I have lots but this is the base. Sometimes you gotta just trans that Makoto, you know?

[notartisticdraw]

Your coloring style reminds me of tbhk if it was just a warm pallete and I love it

Also you know that your style looks closely to ...hers. BUT ITS LIKE SO MUCH BETTER?? like she did too much but you do just enough. And you're not evil which is so cool awesomeness

You're so cool and swag and the stuff you make is amazing and I get excited everytime I see it

Blows you a kiss/p

Have a good one bye bye!!

HAHA THANK YOU!!!!

I actually have a few volumes of TBHK. the art style is super hella cute, and the colors are so much fun. I'm not shy to admit that i've redrawn quite a few panels or referenced the manga a few times

I like to think I have the more improved version of her style, but recently, I've noticed that I've been getting lazy with some of my art, knocking down the quality that I used to manage in some older pieces, so I'm gonna hopefully work on that. BUT THANK YOU REGARDLESS THAT'S VERY SWEET

anyway, though I've drawn like 50 million sketches for an animatic I started today, I sketched a quick lil swap for you <33

(so sorry for the long delay on responding)

[lazareneblessing]

bursts in with two extra large iced coffees. you should tell us more about aiden 🤲🫶

OMG HIIII TEHEHE TWIRLS HAIR. so. aiden infodump!!

legal name aiden december, he's a galliard who ended up joining the hart wardens. he's kind of scrawny and doesn't have all that much going for him except for his strangely powerful personality. got that deer in the headlights swag. he has been plagued by strange visions since birth so he was a very peculiar and off-putting child and his parents did NOT wanna put up with his ass. so he fell in with a bad crowd of equally peculiar and off-putting fellas and started dealing to be financially independent and get the fuck away from home but oops he started Abusing Substances. all that earned him a stay at juvie after which clay first contacted him. at that point he has been homeless/no contact with his parents for like 2 years and clay taunted him into confronting them during which his first change happened and his parents ended up splattered all over the house. RIP! very sad. either way he joined the beaver pack and all he got from that was going clean so like, good for him? but scraper and clay were awful and nasty to him as they are, and he kind of just took it because he believed he owed them. tapping into his spiritual side with black tarn was a big big big step for him, it meant so much to learn that he's not literally insane and that all of this is Real. he may not be a theurge but he has a very strong intuition and could tap into the umbra even before learning the proper rites tehehe.

so that's for pre-book backstory ig? personality-wise as i mentioned he is very much spiritual, he respects the spirits and believes in garou's mission of balancing the two realities they exist in. despite that he has a lot of faith in humanity and does remarkably well in social settings - he works at byzance as a barista :3 and just in general he is pretty extroverted. and he cares about everyone so so much... he is such a pack hypeman like he has a way with words and enough conviction behind them to get the gang GOING !! he is however rather timid and lowkey most of the time. he's hella patient and not quick to anger at all - he represses his rage a lot because he's a control freak and doesn't want a repeat of what happened during his first change. he's super perceptive and has a keen eye for details, especially stuff that other people might overlook, which makes him a great investigator - but also pisses off stormcat because he keeps asking her questions about the damnest things LMAOOOO. when he can't rely on his personality, he generally uses his wits to get out of bad situations. because his physical stats are shit. all he has going on there is his decent knife-throwing.

when it comes to relationships :333 he's close to his whole pack tbh but there's a lot of different dynamics happening so let me get into it a bit.

so starting off strong with elton he's the love of his life <3 aiden was SO suspicious of how much kindness elton was showing him at first, thinking that since he's a shadow lord he has some ulterior motives, but very quickly he realised that elton is just a big big nerdy softie LOL. they became quick friends during the month long lockdown daphne put them under, between investigating together, getting burritos and just hanging out reading and exchanging notes on each other's books at elton's flat. they have a very similiar dry humor and a shared interest in spirituality and occult, both garou and human, AND generally they employ similiar methods in dealing with various problems so that also created a lot of mutual understanding between them. aiden is way more considerate of humanity though, so they do balance each other in that regard. like idk aiden looks up to him so much and thinks he's so cool but also sweet <3 and he brought so much life into elton's life. and then they started kissing with tongue and calling each other mate romantically. like bros do. idk theres so much about them....

nin and aiden the breadwinners of the pack... i don't have as many elaborate thoughts here because aiden just loves nin so much they were also very quick friends, like they're fully understanding of each other's quirks and hang out a lot. probably play video games together because aiden is canonically a gamer. they hang out and maintain the woods a lot together it's a fun time :3

melodie genuinely intimidated aiden at first quite a lot despite the fact that he was the one to rescue her from a pumpkin cult, like she just has that aura about her. they quickly bonded because aiden was super inquisitive about the three families, harmonie and all the stuff the broad brook caern was up to. melodie thinks his cooking is terrible but she will still turn up unannounced at his cabin to steal it

podge and aiden are literally girl so confusing coded. there's a lot there. i think a lot of it comes from how podge is just very proactive in everything he does and like jumps into insane shenenigans no thoughts just full on ballistic and aiden is like uhm maybe we should actually consider our options here maybe we should try the stealthy route maybe we should consult the spirits first... like on a principle he agrees with podge on a LOT of things like hell yeah lets kill this fucking ceo however maybe lets not just bomb the whole building because there will be way too much collateral damage and also we do not need cops on our ass we gotta be SMART about it. podge disagrees. they really should work it out on a remix. because they do vibe they're like both more silly than serious :3 and they also care about humanity :3 and theyre roommates… ohmy god they were roommates. but they dont smooch bcuz aiden is down horrendously

uhhh gosh that's about it? if you have any more specific questions abt him :3 pls do ask he's my pookie ultimate recently

[datclassicrockfan42]

Who are the monkees?

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

DEAR LORD YES

(Sorry I don’t get this question very often)

Anyways, allow me to introduce you to The Monkees

They were a 60s rock band with a TV show(like the Aquabats). Originally created to make money and sell records but after a rebellion from their music producer, they truly(at least in my eyes) became a true band. Unfortunately a lot of factors caused the bands decline in popularity and their dissolvement. They did get back together in the 80’s and 90’s with a little surge in popularity, and thoughout the 2000s and 2010s they continued to tour. Currently the last remaining Monkee(Micky) is doing shows to honor the band these years.(this is definitely a cliff notes version bc(well I kinda lost my Monkee Autism for MCR autism and there’s no way I can fit the entire story into a single post, we can keep talking about this through dm through)

Now for the members. This group consists of four members. Davy, Micky, Peter, and Mike

Here’s a photo

The first member is Davy Jones.(Bottom Right)Short, British, and babyfaced. He’s basically the “Paul McCartney” of the group, the one that all the girls love(at least when the show first aired). In the band lineup, he does vocals, tambourine, and maracas(usually has like fifty maracas) In the show, he’s the group’s hopeless romantic. Always going after a girl and falling in love. However that whole “Davy falls in love and now it’s our problem” is much more of a season one plot line than season two(not to say doesn’t happen there too.)

Next is Micky Dolenz.(Top left). The bands…(for really lack of a better term here) wild card. He’s very energetic and comedic. In the band he’s the drummer but also does vocals most of the time. In the show, he’s wild, chaotic, and the jokester of the group.

Next is Peter Tork( bottom right). Sweet, sensitive Peter. Look at him isn’t he cute? In the band, he’s the bassist, but also plays a multitude of instruments. In the show he was the dummy. The butt of the joke all the time. His shy, awkward(auto fill suggested knees here, and I’m questioning everything), personality and lack of social skills was a constant joke during the series. Actual Peter is pretty intellectual.

Last but certainly not least(especially on this blog) is Mike(top right, in the green wool hat) the second Michael in my life(Mikey was the first). Ah Michael Nesmith. Where to start? Stoic, quiet,aloof, but a total goof sometimes.(starting to sound familiar here)He has what this website calls…autism swag. Usually wearing a little hat(okay now that I type this here I’m starting to realize the similarities between the two Michaels in my life), this Texan is the “serious one.” The dad of group basically. In the band he plays guitar and actually wrote a few songs(oh we’re gonna talk about this). In the show, he was basically the voice of reason. Not really focused on that much,but he had his moments. I should mention that he got rid of the hat around season two, but you can still identify him by his massive sideburns.

Look at these

Look at the size of them

NOW THE SHOW AND MUSIC.

The show: The show aired from 1966-1968 with two seasons. They also had two tv specials and one hella trippy movie. Currently a lot of the episodes have been taken off YT(damn copyright) but we have archive.com and many drive folders containing these episodes. Episode plots can go from “guys Davy’s in love again and now it’s our problem” to “Crap we can’t pay the rent” to “crap we gotta save America from spies”. And season two only gets weirder. Each episode usually contains two “romps” which are basically music videos that showcase songs(like I said made to sell records)

(I do gotta warn you tho. This show was made in the 60s…so some of the content is not actually…politically correct according to today’s standards. So yea just be prepared for that)

Episodes I’d personally recommend for beginners are

Season 1 Ep 8: don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. A simple episode. Displays each of the characters personally traits pretty well. Has good songs.

Season 1 ep 23: Captain Crocodilez a pretty funny episode. Got a lot of that typical Monkee rapid fire random humor(which is kinda Aquabatsish). Some good romps and I find this ep quite enjoyable

Season one ep 12: I’ve got a little song here. This is a Mike focused episode and is a little bit sadder than the majority of eps, but is overall good. It’s got the bands superhero personas, the Monkeemen. Good songs too.

Season two episode 16: fairytale. An iconic episode.(so sometimes the guys would dress up in drag to make their schemes work and there’s lots of that in this episode) it’s a bit more off the walls(which is normal in season two) but still overall a good episode.

Here’s the link for the archive(kinda bad quality but pretty accessible)

Edit: so i checked and something is wrong with the link….so yea

Ummm if yall want I can dm you a link to one of the drives

NOW FOR MUSIC

(Buckle up)

So the group(in the tv show years) released(holy shit) 9 albums.

The Monkees(a classic album of songs from the show) notable tracks include Last train to Clarksville, Saturday’s child, Sweet Young Thing, and Papa Gene’s blues

More of the Monkees(another classic, once again full of songs from the show) notable tracks include Mary,Mary , I’m not your stepping stone, the kind of girl I could love, and(you probably know this one) I’m a believer(yep the song from shrek was a Monkees song)

However, these albums were made with little to no creative control. Opting for studio musicans and writers than the actual guys themselves(who were all pretty good musicans) but after some rebellion, the producer getting fired, and a hole in a hotel wall(before the producer got fired,(guess who did this one lol). The band was able to play their own instruments.

Which brings us to an era which I personally consider the bands finest:

Headquarters: a masterpiece with the group playing almost of all their own instruments. Notable tracks include: Sunny Girlfriend, for Pete’s sake, and Randy Scouse Git

Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn and Jones(thats actually all the members zodiac signs, expect Davy’s bc him and Mike are both Capricorns and they actually share a birthday(Dec 30): this is their psychedelic album(hey it’s 1967 everyone’s doing it) Notable tracks here include: Pleasant Valley Sunday, Love is only sleeping, Star Collector and the door into summer.

The Birds, The Bees, and The Monkees: another classic👌. Notable tracks here include: Daydream Believer, Tapioca Tundra, and Dream World.

We then have the HEAD(that trippy movie i was talking about(that’s a little advanced tho, stick to the show for now) soundtrack: notable tracks here include: Porpoise Song, As we go along, circle sky, and daddy’s song.

Now for some mythbustijg bc oh boy

They didn’t play their own instruments: actually a lot of the guys were originally musicians before the show(Mike and Peter were folk singers, and Davy worked in broadway(not an instrument but still cool to know). We kinda already debunked this one though so let’s move on to the next:

They didn’t write their own songs: kinda true. The studio did bring in some studio writers to write songs, but the guys actually wrote some songs themselves(mainly Mike, but the others did too)

Ok well I’ve been typing for quite a while now and my hands tried soo ima leave this here. DM me if you want any more info(I have a master degree in the history of Micheal Nesmith with a minor in the band and show history)

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HAYAMI RAMBLE POST

hii. been busy here and there so all ive done is rewatching unfinished anime series and dealing w both asthma and acute laryngitis and depression 🤡🤡

but ive been thinking abt hayami whenever i listen to mitski so. I Have To make a post abf her

this will be hcs mostly.............. 💀 some hcs/interpretation will be ooc as i need to rewatch the anime + reread the manga and the korotan series. but it physically hurts me sometimes bc i get too excited, then ill spiral into hatred for the series. ALSO MY INTEREST IN IT HAS BEEN DILUTING? THATS NOT GOOD!

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- i think hayami straightens her hair for the majority of her middle school final yr. bc in the manga, its shown in the manga that she still has curly frilly hair but to separate herself from Irina, its tied up and straightened

- which leaves me to think shes those cases of blonde suddenly turn brunette as they grow older but in her case its like hella obvious. I dont think her mom would let her dye her hair so the dying hair thing is out of the question for me

- this mostly stems from the ova where she has blonde hair + some ppls interpretation of hayami in which she has brown hair and i think thats so swag

- i think hayami has hazel eyes.. just bc it just seems fitting that she does yk. and also brown hair + hazel eyes combo hayami ? God Bless

- how others see hayamis eyes can depend on the lighting.. like when its sunset it appears more brown to others or when its morning, it appears more green. could even be gold in a very specific moment

- its mentioned that hayami is more expressive in the beginning of assclass and gets more stoic later on.

- And then i think abt how matsui tried to box hayami into the tsundere stereotype even tho it just makes me see her more as a person w communication problems and issues handling her facial expressions

- i think hayami naturally just has like an angry face (furrowed brows and all that)..

- combined w her communication problems, hayami is pretty much just misunderstood by her classmates as someone whos difficult and irritable (one example is the boys group chat thing where okajima expresses that he likes hayami and in turns maehara is like "eeeehh... uhhhhh.. dunno dude shes kinda scary")

- its also Very Important to me that hayami has said tsundere-esque lines.. Like the infamous "Dont get the wrong idea" when saving itona and also her line in the popularity ranking ("Its not like im happy or anything" or smth of that nature)

- Ik why she said those but Why is she saying them specifically? like whys she trying to Stay Neutral/not opinionated abt her ranking in particular.

- shes so catcore. Hayami was a latchkey child from a very young age. we dont rlly have any info on hayamis life from her graduation forward aside from some in the korotan, the epilogue and like some meta info,,

hayami was relied on a lot and had to do others dirty bidding. i imagine her believing that it was some form of friendship, some way of maintaining their relationship (considering the absence of her father and mother and her chasing for validations)

i think her previous classmates were afraid of her at the beginning, but when realized that hayami had good intentions, they used her loneliness to benefit themselves

(UTTER OVERTHINKING) do you think that her being "sassy" or smth of that nature is to barricade others from getting too close in hopes of not being fooled/used for dirty works again, its also her nature in general But like at the same time, its prob one of the only approach of communication shes used to (knowing what happens after and all that). Do you think she has disorganized (leaning a bit more on anxious) attachment. Do you think that her communication problems already make her appear to be cold but her interpersonal difficulties drive it further . Why does she have such little connections to the girls despite being seen w them often. do you think abt yada, whos multitalented, jealous of hayami ,whos noted by others for mostly her sniping talent and the rest is ignored. do y

its so weird to me that hayami stagnated in her development? (her being a receptionist, the whole "she strives to be a coworker everyone can rely on" and also singlehandedly fishing chiba out of unemployment)

its great that shes honed her receptionist skills but in the end, its mostly just for helping someone else. and the fact that chiba isnt depicted as like being against it is kinda off.. hayamis known for her stretching thin of herself and chiba, being arguably hayamis closest friend, would. at least realize that she has a self-sacrificing tendency (seeing how observant he is yk)

?? apparently she singlehandledly handles every business and sales matters. insane. also,, ig its fitting that hayami chose a fast-paced position for her job but idk man. Idk its still insane to me that hayami is chibas receptionist..

on a lighter note she cut her hair at some point in the future so thats cool

demi hayami forever. shes 100% demi. i also think shes unlabeled, like she doesnt rlly care what she is tbh. others ask her abt it and shes like "idk up to interpretation" (ooc)

its so funny to me. that in korotan c, apparently she showed up to watch asano having a lil date w princess lea? bc it mentioned her name later on helping lea from the "bodyguards" (along w chiba too.. this makes their viewing their classmates from afar in the animated koro q funnier tbh)

hayami in the skiing club.....

i think her interest/reason for joining is mostly that she wanna try it and also bc i think she saw it on tv a few times and got fascinated by the ppl skiing/snowboarding

dunno where the clubs got the budget to apparently Go Fucking Skiing frequently,, or how the club would even operate (in Middle School no less). but i think itd be pretty funny if the club disbanded some time later and hayami joined a dance club instead (which would make more sense)

i think hayami had done ballet before. as a kid. Just a hc but she wanted smth to do rather than. Sitting watching tv bc no ones home

horrible horrible thought but hayami seems semi like those kids whose parents are on the verge of a divorce (projection) 💀

i think one of the reasons why i tend to read hayami as having avpd is. just the fact that she pays attention to 'the class dynamic and harmony and such'? im not 100% sure on the meaning of that sentence but that just reminds me of my experience w avpd and i Have To hc her as having it

as a final thing :

[katyspersonal]

What's your interpretation that the left hand of cleric beast is much bigger that the right?🤔

Well, like I've pointed out before, the only explanation I am seeing is blood ministration being done on the left arm!

However, this might get a little more interesting with the Cleric Beasts, because Emilia is also one, yet her arms are symmetrical!

My closest guess to why it happened is because of something Healing Church has been known to do with female bodies. Namely - do some sort of surgery/manipulation/operation on them in order to change their blood type into 'holy blood' one, which they are able to share with the hunters!

English localization team had to use term "groomed" instead of whatever this actually says, and this is definitely going into top 10 of my biggest headaches with mistranslations! As you can see from the Japanese script retranslation ( x ), the meaning is more literal, implying a procedure. I always felt like it would be a surgery on bone marrow, since this is where blood cells are produced, and doctors in Bloodborne could have learned to alter them into having impossible type of blood!

So, as a female cleric, Amelia might have had her first communion with the holy blood as a Blood Saint, instead of generic blood ministration treatment like apparently everyone else has!

I am still not sure why female staff specifically was the Blood Saints, since apparently blood vials are not menstrual blood, as we can learn thanks to Adeline:

Maybe it could have something to do with menstrual cycle, though, because of the whole cycle of moon vs menstrual cycle thing, and Laurence being affiliated with Moon Presence, and then Micolash also stealing his swag and basing his own institution on:

I'd say this is either some sort of deeply rooted superstition within the setting, or in fact, yes, the holy blood links to the Great Ones who put HELLA importance on blood and birth, so being biologically female is crucial for that link to take intended effects.

Ludwig is an interesting case, though! He was SUPPOSED to have blood ministration too, like Laurence or Cleric Beast of the Bridge! Why would not the first Healing Church hunter and the HEAD of their hunters do something so crucial? Especially since Cleric Beast of the Bridge drops the Sword Badge with which you buy Hunter Chief Emblem, implying that this beast is currently what Ludwig used to be? But his left arm is not bigger. In fact, it is even smaller. So I am trying to think of the variants of what had happened here:

1) Ludwig somehow merged with an actual horse, so his anatomy is simply no longer judged through the same lense

2) Ludwig is a leftie, and this is where he holds his Holy Moonlight Sword, so its effect would be a "remedy" for possible arm deformations

3) Ludwig is not a simple beast, but the one with a lot of Kin features, so his anatomy is simply no longer judged through the same lense (+horses are primarily herbivores, and Kin is associated with the flora in the setting, so maybe that's why he went horsegirl mode instead of getting something weak like antlers lol)

4) Ludwig is trans and actually was the first to get Blood Saint treatment rather than regular blood ministration (+we take Adeline's blood from her right arm, and notice that his right arm is a little bigger)

5) Ludwig is a cis man and was the first biological male who attempted to receive Blood Saint treatment instead of regular blood ministration, but that didn't take the intended effect because the gods Be Like That in the setting + his unusual visions and mutation might be the side effect of that and that's why Healing Church stopped doing that with male organisms. Basically, if a male attempts becoming a living factory for the holy blood, it will go "wrong".

6) Combinations of the above points

.....Okay, that went a little unfocused from the initial topic, but you see my points here! Thank you for the ask!

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Bonus ideas:

- Whereas Ludwig is holding the Holy Moonlight Sword in his left hand, Amelia also is grasping the Gold Pendant in her left hand. So maybe nothing was special about her, but holding a special item in the "effected" hand will remedy the asymmetry effect, and had Amelia not been doing that all the time, she'd be asymmetrical too?

- Amelia using recolored model for Bell-Ringing Woman for her appearance might be not accidental, but a fuel for the headcanon that she has Pthumerian blood too, and Pthumerians might simply evolve differently, or traditionally have different way they' go for the blood communition. Off the top of my head, look at Loran Clerics having same sized arms:

Basically, I can answer why Cleric Beasts and the huntsmen have asymmetrical arms, but not why people like Emilia and Ludwig broke the trend despite being the first in line to have blood ministration normally... Because I just have too many ideas, and my preference usually falls towards the most logical ones, but when there are equally logical ideas I become helpless :')

[ask-cloverfield]

Ruriko Midorikawa ramblings

Like this is the character I was most excited for these notes are very scattered I apologize

Where do I start with fucking Ruriko Midorikawa

Ruriko Midorikawa in the original series is a very different character. While still the daughter of the man who altered Takeshi, in the original she initially believes Takeshi killed her father and spends a decent chunk of the first “season” attempting to thwart Takeshi in addition to SHOCKER before beginning to realize they have the same enemy.

Their shared history of having their lives completely upturned by SHOCKER was an element I found infuriatingly intriguing, I felt like she had the potential to have this amazing character dynamic and turn into one of the more important cast members if it wasn’t for the limitations of 70′s sexism. So when Shin Kamen Rider was announced and Ruriko was so prominently portrayed she became the character I immediately was the most excited for

She didn’t just live up to my expectations but fucking shattered them

She’s incredible  

Ruriko at one point describes a computer program she is working on as “Hella complex”

Ruriko is a test tube baby who was born so her father could find a “practical use for Prana” with Augmentations that allow her to interface with technology, and is something of a walking database which she uses to try and dismantle SHOCKER.

While it is implied she was close to her brother, it is made abundantly clear that her relationship with her father is distant at best. When he dies she genuinely has difficulty figuring out how to feel about it

She shows more fondness for the ShOCKER AI K than her father which says all that is needed.

As the film goes on Ruriko rather blatantly comes to see Takeshi as family.

In the gif below, we end up seeing Ruriko break her stoic demeanor for the first time, after hearing Takeshi’s

“Surprisingly positive look on my father’s ego”

Before calling him a fool and sadly noting that is probably why he was chosen by Hiroshi as her “guard dog”

I have no idea how the version in the gifset ended up with such a fucked framerate but it has haunted me

Her time running from SHOCKER has left her paranoid with SEVERAL safe houses each with extensive security measures. When approached by the government’s Anti-SHOCKER Alliance she decides to “play along” for their resources.

At one point the Intelligence Operative hands her a gun to which she states that she will need another magazine

She then adds she will also need another gun

Despite her cold, clinical character she frequently shows a fucking bombastically showy side which is just a joy to watch. Like when she decides instead of just shooting KOA-1 when his virus doesn’t infect her, she will fake being infected for a very long time so she can monologue about how she countered it. This is after she gunned her through the various automatons

Due to growing up in a fascist organization she has been left with some trust issues, with many of her scenes with Hongo being her defense slowly being lowered by his traumatized swag and actually allows herself to finally truly trust someone again.

Then there is of course her dynamic with Hiromi

For the unaware Hiromi is not a name picked out of a hat. Hiromi was Ruriko’s college friend in the original show who honestly didn’t have that much memorable about her but eh 70′s children show what are you gonna do

Hiromi is reinvented as the Wasp Aug here, someone from SHOCKER Ruriko was close to before she defected. Ruriko’s stoicism does not break when meeting with her old “friend” repeatedly trying to get Hiromi to join her in leaving the Organization.  

Also this isn’t important but Hiromi frequently has the classic SHOCKER leitmotif from the original series playing which was a fucking amazing surprise as that was not on the soundtrack!

It doesn’t work and she and Takeshi flee as Hiromi makes it clear the organization’s stance on traitors. However when Ruriko is gone, Hiromi looks on wistfully at them leaving by bike.

There is a rather cute scene in which after leaving HAA-1′s base Takeshi sets up a camp for them because he simply prefers camping to staying in like a hotel, and he ends up cooking for them as Ruriko works on trying to alter the unfinished SHOCKER augs programming to simplify things later on

Takeshi states that she should savor her food more, Ruriko replies that she only really cares about the nutritional aspect. When they are approached by the brain washed townsfolk Ruriko furiously starts cramming as much of Takeshi’s food in her mouth before they go.

As they prepare to leave Takeshi states that he knows she doesn’t trust people, but he has a plan and if she won’t trust him she hopes she will trust his plan

She responds that she doesn’t trust his plan, she trusts him and I am going to begin sobbing uncontrollably at this point

She goes again to try and convince Hiromi , seemingly alone.

Hiromi yet again doesn’t bite and is surprised she felt safe enough to do this alone

Ruriko reminds her “"I told you, I'm well-prepared."

as they continue talking, just desperately trying to convince the other to come back to the other, Hiromi finally points states that Ruriko’s problem is she doesn’t trust anyone

Ruriko’s response is simple

“I don’t have faith in many things. But I believe in Masked Rider”

Takeshi destroys the plot thing view tactical fucking aerial Kick strike

Ruriko again pleads with Hiromi to join them

Hiromi responds in what is surely a healthy way of talking to your crush

“I think now I’m going to make you cry Ruri-Ruri”

as a vespid enjoyer I owe this movie my fucking life, you made a monster of the week only memorable for her horrifying death scream the coolest fucking villain in the movie

Hiromi promptly attempts to savagely kill Ruriko’s “pet” (Takeshi Hongo) in an extended and dope as fuck fight scene set to my personal favorite variation of  the SHOCKER AUG leitmotif

In the end Hiromi is spared by the “guard dog” and Ruriko again pleads with her to join her as a lovely reprise of “At the Train Tracks” plays. However Hiromi’s fate is rather tragically obvious when one has listened to the soundtrack and seen the track name

“Kill the Bee”

The government agents she earlier allied with come in and one of them (Taki) shoots Hiromi in the heart with a specially made bullet gained through Ruriko’s intel. Ruriko is understandably distraught at inadvertently leading to her “friend’s” death.

Throughout the film Takeshi and Ruriko’s bond has shown them to be, aware of the others hangups. Takeshi knows Ruriko doesn’t trust easily, and he tries to be overtly courteous to let her know where is at all time and assuage her concerns about him. 

Ruriko in turn recognizes Takeshi’s hang-ups on killing, and while initially it is partially due to not viewing him as reliable in combat, there are times where it comes across as genuine concern. She is also aware of Takeshi having issues with A, concerns over his bodily autonomy after the whole turned into a monster thing and B general social awkwardness so she also tries to be as clear as possible for what the boundaries are with them.

 She is comfortable with his presence and wants him to know when she feels safe and that she is fine with him being near her.

The two are just clear about the boundaries between each other are and the reason I am tangenting about this is because of what she says after being devastated by her only other companion before Takeshi needs that context for why it hits the way it does to be enunciated here

“May I borrow your shoulder for a moment”

As she proceeds to sob into his shoulder over her ex-girlfriend friend

The next morning at a Anti-SHOCKER safehouse Ruriko is noticeably agitated as Takeshi sits calmly.

It serves as a nice mirror to the start of the movie where Ruriko is calm in the safehouse as Takeshi is shaking in horror at what he has become and his whole murder hands thing.

The normally stoic Ruriko, crushed by her friend’s death ends up snapping at a lot of relatively minor things, like lack of shower or change of clothes only really calming down once she is able to focus on something else  like programming and changing her clothes.

Here Ruriko ends up giving Takeshi more boundaries for their relationship. She mentions that Takeshi is oddly far away as she is changing under a blanket

Takeshi responds it would rude as she is changing and Ruriko states that she trusts him and wants him to be near and elaborating the only times she would be uncomfortable.

Their relationship makes me want to explode and just the fucking

I am going to sob if I think about their friendship

Ruriko begins writing her will and unfortunately my memories of this scene are blurry but I remember finding it cute. I believe she first mentions her brother here and how she is messing with the entirely unrelated Butterfly Aug’s code

As Ruriko and Takeshi prepare to sleep, she apologizes to him for how difficult she was to deal with that day

But that it was nice to have a day where she realized how loved she is

A feeling she always felt was distant in regards to her family

 The next day they go to face the SHOCKER sub-commander of K’s division

Ichiro Midorikawa, her brother.

When she arrives they discuss Ichiro’s plan to take everyone’s Prana and put them in the “Habitat Dimension” removing the corrupt human element but retaining their soul

It is also revealed that Ruriko did the programming for this plan when she was “Naive, and unaware of the world”

which like yeah she grew up in a fascist cult that tracks.

She does a merge thing where she attempts to do something that I am going to blunt.

I don’t know this word

I cannot find a definition

I don’t know what it is meant to do

It was meant to damage the program in some way but, her Prana was insufficient in comparison to Ichiro who has done nothing but build up Prana throughout the movie, and she collapses, as Takeshi helps her down gently as she stays unconscious for a little while and Ichiro converses with Hongo trying to figure out what his deal is and why is he is so devoted to his sister

“We share a bond based upon trust”

Ichiro initially plans to allow them to retreat but they both refuse

So he sics a certain SHOCKER Rider on them who proceeds to playfully chase them and challenges Takeshi to a duel

as this goes on Ruriko begins frantically preparing a program to deprogram the Rider

After the fight concludes she manages to apply it to the Rider, Ichimonji before he can kill her buddy and he is flooded with emotion as the brainwashing is broken

As Ichimonji cries she wordlessly gives him a red scarf

Ruriko prepares to return to Hongo and begins discussing what their next step is as she suddenly inhales sharply

And K.K. aug lets go of his invisibility and rips his knife from her back

While Ichimonji kills the shit out of K.K. Aug

Takeshi frantically crawls towards Ruriko and desperately tries to stop the bleeding with the scarf she gave him

She tells Hongo deliriously that she got sloppy, but despite that she is glad it was because she felt safe with someone. She then transfers her will and soul to Takeshi Hongo’s helmet

In her will she states to Hongo

That she fully expected to die within a few weeks after defecting from SHOCKER, but now she actually sees the possibility that they might be able to continue after this

She mostly talks about her time with SHOCKER, her family and how her father loved motorcycles. And she always saw pictures of him with this red scarf and Ichiro riding with him looking so content, and safe. She was always envious that she never got to know them like that. But with Takeshi, on his motorcycle she got that bond she wished for.

“I’m glad the scarf suited you, Hongo.”

It promptly cuts to a black screen with text saying, “PS. I hope I get to say that to your face.”

She also details the plan to defeat her brother but that is left offscreen for y’know audience experience.

Takeshi ends up slamming his helmet onto Ichiro’s head and forcing him to have a conversation with his sister.

In which they discuss the death of their mother, the human condition and just how tired they are. Ruriko asks him to stay with her here, as there is room for them and Takeshi to just continue and try and fix this mess.

Her brother decides instead to follow in the footsteps of SHOCKER’s founder as Ruriko pleads with her brother to stay.

At the start Ruriko bluntly states her expectation that the two of them will likely end up dead and dissolve

She is correct and by the end of the film Takeshi and Ruriko have both died.

With only their consciousness saved to the helmet

Ruriko is just

I genuinely don’t think I have the words to explain how happy that character being given the reimagining she deserved made me.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Hey! Guess what today is! Why, it's only... the (third) biggest event of the Naranja-Uva school year!

✨It's Homecoming!✨

I know all y'all are hella hyped, but remember to take breaks, too! We have 🌊HYDRATION STATIONS🌊 all over the place for you thirsty folks! And the nurse's office is always yours to chill in if your head starts spinning like a Spinda's! Finally... if you want to get those internet points for your HoCo escapades, be sure to tag them with #Naranja Uva Homecoming ! We'll be on the lookout!

Now, without further ado... our SCHEDULE OF EVENTS! (All times in EST. Attend as many or as little as you dare!) 9:00 AM: Instead of classes, come to the Schoolyard for some bagel sandwich breakfast! Or just the bagels and jam. We don't judge. 10:30 AM: Bring out your artistic side! Come sign our Naranja-Uva 2023-2024 banner, and even get some swag in return! Rush-printed due to high demand… 12:00 PM: Open Multi Battles in the Schoolyard! You want one, we'll match you with just the right person to even the playing field and have fun! Run by Ms. Dendra. 1:30 PM: Open the Naranja-Uva Club Fair! Wander the school and collect stamps from clubs for a chance to win BIG! What could you win? It's so big we can't even say! (NOTE: Make Your Own Pizza lunch served in the cafeteria. Vegan cheese included.) 3:00 PM: Campus Open Mic! You want a platform to say something? Say it here! Whether that's how fluffy your Snubbull is, how terrible the flight back from Kitakami was, or… genuine advice about the school Director Clavell can take notes on…?! (We reserve rights to pull you from the stage if you're ruining the mood by being rude.) 4:30 PM: Get hyped, because the big event's only in an hour and a half! Join your teachers (and Clive) as they get schooled on the hip new dances of this decade! (Held in front of the academy.) 6:00 PM: Doors open to Homecoming! Pull up with your #HoCoSquad, get some pics snapped by the doormen, and enjoy the vibes curated by our very own D.J. Vice! There will be plenty of pastries, Kitakami-style sweets and savories courtesy of the exchange program, and tamper-proof juice pouches! Not looking to dance? We've got games too! Be sure to check out our selection of Uno(wn), Applins to Applins, and a riveting three hour game of Monopoliwag… a brand new 2P cabinet of Pokémon Showdown… and a ball pit! The fun never ends! 7:30 PM: The show gets doubly underway, with the crowning of the Homecoming Court! And get ready for the Battle of the Schools! We'll be testing you on your smoothest moves, loudest cheers, and biggest stomachs, all to answer the question of Naranja vs. Uva once and for… the rest of the night! 9:00 PM: Take a break from the gym to peep the #selfie worthy fireworks outside, courtesy of Zakuyamo! Reminders will be given 15 and 30 minutes before for anybody to put away noise-sensitive Pokémon and head to soundproof safe booths. We'll livestream the action too, for anybody who's dying to see! 10:00 PM: Just because the dance floor's closed doesn't mean the party has to stop! Choose between Mr. Jacq's Pokémon Trivia Night, Miss Dendra's Super Smash Your Foes!!!! Tournament, and Mr. Saguaro's Gourmet Tastings for a few late-night options before you hit the hay on this wonderful day! **NOTE: The pool is off-limits today. We aren't even touching that can of worms with a bunch of rowdy students. Don't make Goldy the Lifeguard Golduck sad.

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🦇- I can't get like shy? Whitch is weird but I just so even with asks but I do still like them so I might like wait untill I know how to answer it or just never will sory- it's like I weird nervous thing type ahi

🔪-back on thought on being shy I do not fw compships n sometimes will go something dumb like (eww Stinky incest.)) Or something dumb idk I kinda have gotten into online fights abt it but ye I'll prob jus block or sum in the end

🥩-I am a vampire.((it's has nothing to do with this section I just thought that was worth saying)).

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[an-aura-about-you]

oh yeah! y'all will probably wanna hear about brunch from yesterday because it was a combination brunch/awards ceremony/drag show/fundraiser for the ACLU!

-first off, everything was free????? everything???? free??????? I went in expecting to pay for brunch, but they offered that for free buffet style.

-and it wasn't some kind of cheap brunch offerings either. there were plenty of pastries, but also pancakes, eggs, bacon, quiche, and chicken alfredo.

-that goes for the drinks too??????? the booze flowed freely?????? mimosas all around! I even got a gin and tonic because why the fuck not?

-also free swag!! I left with a bunch of stickers, temporary tattoos, a button, a mug, and a t-shirt!

-also let's give Arkansas a little credit because I went out shopping to three different stores yesterday while wearing a shirt that said, "Trans People Belong In Arkansas," and nobody gave me any trouble for it. I didn't run into any enthusiastic agreement, but I also didn't run into anyone who felt the need to disagree to my face.

-I Was Sitting Behind Miss Major Griffin-Gracy For The Entire Brunch.

-every single drag performer took an extra moment with her during their performances :')

-all of the drag performers were phenomenal but special shoutout to the sole drag king of the day because he had such strong 90s boy band energy that it felt like Ken from the Barbie movie was dropped into a job as a male dancer.

-(He had a baseball cap that looked to be made entirely of glitter. Where did he find that? I didn't even know they made those. Also of course he wore it backwards.)

-I am such a sucker for the "wearing what looks like a normal outfit only to take it off and reveal a total showstopper of a dress" and that was our first half finale act!

-I had thought to bring a fan with me and when she came to get my money she asked me to fan her. Of course I obliged.

-also she was hella tall. I mean to the point that with how tall her shoes were, it almost looked like she was on stilts.

-(I couldn't help but think of Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors)

-you ever in a spot where you see someone do the splits but you can't fully see them hit the floor you just hear the thump? yeah, holy shit!!

-after the show I walked over to the farmers market to see what was going on/see if some of my family was there because I had run into them recently

-and before I left the city I grabbed a honey lavender latte. it was a perfect end to that little trip, and I followed it up with a dip in the pool and a little reading.

[i-cant-stop-thinking-about-you]

yeah the idea of a death game is really cool tbh. I never got into Danganronpa personally but Ive heard its cool? idk.

my hands are fine, darling, don't worry. I cut my hands when I'm bored cause it doesn't hurt too bad but just stings a little.

I'm glad the scars are coming out good, mine are too though I have to go over some parts, but it's alright. and good, no one else should see that part of you. or any part of you for that matter, but..

yeah, we talk outside of here. sorta often too, but not a lot, if that makes sense? you're always so sweet and adorable, pup.

-🧸🪽

as a concept and a story? YES ITS HELLA COOL!! now the writing and ESPECIALLY the fandom? It can be a bit.. unsavory that's for sure but overall it's pretty swag

ohhhh alright, i'm always going to worry about you angel, I care so much and I just want to see you thrive!!

I wish i could have ur name on me forever

(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू) but this will do nicely.

I wouldn't dare show anyone besides from you angel, I'm yours after all <333

yeah that makes sense! akwnwisj sweet and adorable? you're too kind, my main is silly goofy trolling lol, but ill never turn down a compliment from you

[zumpietoo]

Oooppppsss!!! Snortee opens by pretending a nerve has not been hit....

Errmmmm......actually, there was quite a bit of interaction during the mennyyyy times it turns out SH were on the outs, noooo??? Plus, again, remember how the BB endlessly insisted Cari were split when she visited her family, etc? Once again, you don't get to have it both ways....

To say nothing of, LBR, here.....by both ways I mean "Cole says "hi" to a fan = he's cheating they split/Cabana Pee never do stuff unless for cameras, are openly now doing separate things in separate places = epic twu wuv 4EVAH!!!

(and your track record on this shit real and pretend is hella weak, Snortster....)

Also.....it's SUNDAY???? Did Snortee just reveal she isn't merely not in the USA, she's in either east Asia or NZ?? And even THEN, it's still morning....(or you know, she's so wasted she doesn't know what day it is....)

And has been home all week, moping about a pimple/pimping herself for swag....

However, actually, Snortee, yes....it's long been abundantly clear this "healthy, loving relationship" is at least partially based on product promotion/$$$/pap walking/power coupling/pee arr.....that's actually quite obvious.

Tho I don't think they've fully split (or if yes, will, at least for a good while be back and forth, maybeee), just in a huge fight/he's avoiding her Debbie Downer ass, cuz she's also clearly in a big asses depressive episode...

Which, BTW, per y'all makes him a total douchecanoe....in fact, seriously? His sudden public faux chumminess could also indicate he's trolling....

But yeah, we've already seen how off again/on again, they are....

From the same person who last ACTUAL Sunday was legit outraged that Cole sang karaoke while Ari was visiting her fam/working in Montreal, insisted it proved they broke up, etc....

And yeah, but.....seems like PP was waaayyyyy too busy moping around the house over her period/pimple.

Plus isn't it weird how Cole/Cari are spotted out together all the fucking time....but somehow CabanaPee never, everrr are, unless the paps are called?

Hey....I get it's, apparently, Regency England all the fuck over again, and one must have a fine/fancee ball to announce your engagement, after the bans of your wedding are sung in church on Sunday AND I'm not "old $$$" (actually, once again, my mom WAS a debutante, etc), buuuuttt.....peeps don't always have big fancee receptions for engagements.

And even if they do? They also might have any number of smaller parties for it all, as well.....

Simple fact is, it appears SweatBoi's unfortunate looking sister/future brother-in-law did have some sort of social event AND CB did go to Six Flags (which Peepster loooovvesss) without her AND his bestie/roomie/maybeee sidepiece-seekrit luvr DID have a bday party....and PP was at none of the above, instead preferring to mope around at home.....

I will agree with Snortee about the staying friends/being friends post break up. Which is why Peepster currently isn't attending any of these SweatBoi galas....and, at best? CB seems to be trolling her ass.

(tho I suspect they'll reconcile for the umpteenth time when there is a pap camera)

Because she controls them by doling out small favors/$$$ and they like the reflected fame (despite it and she never doing dick for their careers).

Also, they're literally her only friends....and she and Sidepiece Austyn have also "broken up" mennyyy times.

Errmm.....so she can pee arr/power couple/"win" the breakup with COLE still and him? Yeah, nobody GAF about him otherwise...

Ummm....yeah, it is. They post each other all over the fucking place for clicks/when paps are around or have been called. What they don't actually do? Is spend real time together NOT for a camera. It's pee arr combined.

And yes, they do go through periods of no interaction, it's called on again/off again. So, actually? The narrative fits perfectly.

Fail, Snorts....

Ummm.....for nearly a year, SlaveTay claimed to really like Cole, post break up. She also made it verrryyyy clear when she was around him, even tho it's abundantly clear Cole did NOT like her.

Anddd.....given how fucking weird PP was after Cole dumped her (including staging a fucking anniversary photo shoot with somebody who looked like Cole/dressed like him) AND was only everrrr with SweatBoi so he'd cosplay Cole? Oh yeah, this is child's play.

But, again, on again/off again? Oh yeah....

Except they weren't "hanging out a few days later"----that's the entire thing. PP's spent the entire week moping. Cabana Boi's been out partying with everybody not PP....as I think of it, doesn't that make him a cheater?????

See above. They're not rich (soringry, BB) and all their friends are even poorer. Also, again, entirely possible to have multiple parties.....(some couples have no engagement parties, BTW), etc....

Again, still stands, seemingly, SweatBoi's out partying every second, PP can't leave the house to buy zit cream