Each time the two brain cells in my skull meet, a new au is born || music enthusiast, Persona player, Professional MILF Lover [AO3: symphonic-scream]
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It started off so nice, and it just. Kept going
It stopped being good stimulation for me at the yoga
are you frequently overstimulated?
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there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it
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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
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wow this is just the fucking autism convention over here
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do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs
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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this
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