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I think Gandalf's problem was spending too much time with the elves. Like yeah I know he's fucking ancient and was probably there when the world was being built, but the elvish languages are so damn incomprehensible that I could imagine he'd be walking around with his head so full of quenyan verb conjugations that he'd walk past an innocent hobbit telling him "good morning" and answer with "what the fuck does that even mean?"
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How strange it is to be anything at all
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Sometimes wild attraction shit happens when you learn to separate masc/fem from man/woman. I’ve known queer women find the femininity in a man attractive. I’ve known gay men get so hot and bothered by the masculinity of a woman.
There was once a guy who was not really my type but then he did drag and was suddenly wildly attractive to me. And since I’m bisexual it doesn’t give me a crisis when someone is suddenly hot to me in an unconventional way. I used to think this was particularly a bi experience.
Then I’ve met plenty of gay men and lesbians who are also chill about that sort of thing. Sometimes life is like that “oops made out with a twink in Brighton who turned out to be a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian” and sometimes it’s like “hey, I’m not normally into men but this guy has got something hot going on.”
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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
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y’all romanticize pregnancy too much we need more fics about postpartum psychosis. And abortion as well
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Vintage Frog Ring // Cougar Cove Jewelry
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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.
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see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice
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have you guys watched the scene from the Beatboxing Puppy movie that happens immediately after the Beatboxing Puppy shows up. it's pretty great
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heads up, in 2025 its going to be clownfish rules; if more than two friend in the group chat are facing male loneliness, the largest among them must become a woman
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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️
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