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I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting
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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun
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men love to make fun of women for overreacting in emergencies when they are, in fact, massively under-reacting
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There should be a service during heatwaves where the government sends you 2-5 scantily clad burly men to fan you with palm fronds and feed you peeled grapes.
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If you think the risks of birth control are in any way shape or form comparable to how dangerous pregnancy is, you're either stupid or a conservative, and your opinion isn't worth shit.
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The Illustrious Client - part 1


"Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying-room that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side, and it was on these that we lay upon the day my narrative begins. I had asked him whether anything was stirring, and for answer he had shot his long, thin, nervous arm out of the sheets which enveloped him and had drawn an envelope from the inside pocket of the coat which hung beside him." I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP YOU GUYS



several more parts to come! I don't know if 'scorbutic' has another meaning but I think it's funny that Shinwell Johnson has a mild case of scurvy for no apparent reason.
This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!
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Part 26 in my weekly poster series of 2025
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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.
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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"
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do not 'oh it's just mascara' me i mean ANYTHING if you would hesitate to leave the house for a certain occasion without applying a certain thing to your face then you wear makeup for that occasion
#nuance: depends on what chapstick counts as#because that's not about appearances but comfort#and I AM almost always wearing chapstick#I would be upset if I left the house and found I forgot it#to the point that I actually got a special keychain for my car key designed to hold a chapstick
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#ok so my dad is equal parts fishing dad and tech dad#also do we have a religious dad option? because my dad is like way more that#as in sends bible readings in the family group chat on the daily even though my sibling's agnostic and I'm pantheist
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#I overheard a coworker talking on the phone about cutting out all added sugar#including ketchup including barbecue sauce etc.#I'm sorry but I'm just not that divorced from pleasure
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Uncomfortable facts of life:
Nobody's going to magically swoop in to rescue you. You can't just sit there and expect someone else to come save you. You have to get your shit together and do it yourself.
About 90% of the time, the "it" you have to do on your own is pushing yourself to walk up to someone else and use your words to say "hey I need help."
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