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I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you probably weren’t bready for those, eh?

…Apologies, Nurse Miriam. I think Fidough suits you quite well! Together, muffin could stop you! …But I will stop here.

Heya students! Need a break from midterm studying? Or should I say… a bread?

We’ve got therapy Fidough in the courtyard every day this upcoming week! Don’t be sour(dough) you missed it!! Baguette the support you need today! 🥖🍞🥖

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From @j0nathand0e:

Naranja-Uva Academy? I hear it’s super big! Is it big? What’s it like as a student there? Is it hot in Paldea? Are there ghosts on in the school? I’m Johnny!

…Don’t tell me you’re actually buying this…

// Purple text is a ghost. If purple text is acknowledged, I will respond like you can see ghosts.

Why hello, Johnny! It is, in fact, super big! Mesagoza has a larger population of non-Paldean citizens than anywhere else in Paldea as a result!

Student life varies depending on the path you choose, but that’s the fun—we value individual choice in terms of study paths and curriculum! We pride ourselves on whichever route you choose to take! It is quite toasty in Mesagoza, but don’t you worry, Montenevera and Mount Glaseado is a short… no, I’ll “be real”, it’s quite the trek. That is an escape if you need it, though! 360° XTREME skiing! And finally, plenty of rumored ghosts! I met my ghostly friend Boolong in the academy, and some other ghosts like to poke their heads out from time to time!

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Hopefully we didn’t make you crye!

Allow me to use the wonders of the internet to send you an image, however.

Heya students! Need a break from midterm studying? Or should I say… a bread?

We’ve got therapy Fidough in the courtyard every day this upcoming week! Don’t be sour(dough) you missed it!! Baguette the support you need today! 🥖🍞🥖

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Sounds fun! I’m always “down” to dance. Within reason.

Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

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I feel as though I see enough of these strewn about the school as is… it is quite cute though! Excellent “propaganda”.

Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

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OOC ask game!

Send a “🔦” or “Flashlight” to light up the minds of the characters. Send one and I’ll respond with a drabble displaying the character’s thoughts in a recent moment or one that was important to them.

Remember to send an ask to the person you reblogged from!

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Well, if you’re attended once, that doesn’t quite count, but… oh, what the duck. 😜 Why not.

Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

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Ideally, we’d like to distribute them to new students first, but… we could take a “quack” at that approach too.

Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

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Get an image of the scraggiest oddest looking Quaxly you can. Caption the image something like “the splungus” and have an “accident” where the image is sent to every student and teacher in the schools system. Guarantee at least a few people will pick out a Quaxly to name it after Splungus

Clive: I'm not sure--

Penny: Done.

Clive: ... Did you need to send it to our entire alumni list as well?

Penny: Please, if anything I'll get messages of gratitude for sending an alumni message that isn't "come to a reunion where you're going to talk to That One Guy who remembers you really well as you struggle for his name" or "give us money please".

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Drew this while playing lets go eevee

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Ah, so that is the dance Crewmate has been practicing! I suppose we could “collab” with a dance group…

Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

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Yes, that would make for a strong strategy! Unfortunately, as much as I seem to view them as equally cute, competing with the virality of cat videos is nigh on impossible. Or the novelty of a fire crocodile. I’m certain if I worked with more of our breeders, though, we could find something… maybe Quaxly taking a swim?

Ultimately, I just hope we can increase awareness that all three starter Pokémon are cute, personable, and powerful!

Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

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you gotta say

LOOK AT THE GAY DUCK!!!!

Statistically speaking, I would assume most Quaxly would not be gay, no? I would not want to stereotype my feathered friends. :-(

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Yes, “stocks”! Or is the word kids these days use “stonks”?

I do know Quaxly and its evolutions are popular in advertising fashion products! Unfortunately, this does not transfer to student interest.

Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

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I think you should show off more water

More water…? How exactly would we do that? Except with our elusive rooftop swimming pool I’ve heard talk of.

And besides, I’ve heard quite my fair share of complaints of “too much water” back in the day.

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Say, students, help me out with something. …How do I make Quaxly more “hip”?

Every year, students quite readily pick through our newly-raised population of Sprigatito and Fuecoco, but I find Quaxly “stocks” are often lagging behind…

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Hey, can't a lass tease her subordinates? ☆⌒(>。<) I'll take that though, hehe.

And awww, come on, Ortie, not even a little? Couldn't I downgrade to, like, Medium Boss? Or would I need to be an Espeon for that? (･ω<)☆

I'm really just me, though... feels weird having people hypothetically at my beck and call just for saying "hey maybe we shouldn't be bullied, hot take".

Do other people not use the Rotom Phone nickname feature??? Because I was getting weird looks for my phone calling me “Lady Penny of the Veevees” today.