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Hello, students! To celebrate Pokémon Day, we hope you all enjoy your complimentary Rotom Phone cases!

…We received a sponsorship. In case it wasn’t hella clear.

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Hello students! As you all may know, it is winter. During which sledding is a common activity. You may be tempted to see if the stairs leading up to our cozy little campus make a suitable spot for sledding! In which case, I offer this advice:

Do not.

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🤎 - What's your least favorite thing about the holiday?

Ah... remembering old "flames", you get me? Nothing that still keeps me up at night, but like... that feeling of remembering that favorite sock you lost in the wash. You dig?

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Uuuuuu… I was mostly joking!! I swear! Just… like… there’s no way she likes me… She likes cute everything…

I’ll do my best though. I just don’t know what I could get her. My skills are more… hacking stuff. And I doubt she’d be very happy if I hacked the school for her…

Hey. Hey chat. Hey. It’s so normal to get asked to try out a cafe’s Valentine’s Day menu.

On Valentine’s Day.

With a friend.

By them returning your Sylveon with a cute little bowtie around her neck and a basket in her mouth with Sweet Hearts and an invite.

That’s a super friendly thing. Right????????????? Because she just really likes cute things and wanted to do something cute????? And she knows I like sweets????? RIGHT???????????

stars help me i don’t have anything cuuuuuuuuute, she’s so out of my league

(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

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Hey. Hey chat. Hey. It’s so normal to get asked to try out a cafe’s Valentine’s Day menu.

On Valentine’s Day.

With a friend.

By them returning your Sylveon with a cute little bowtie around her neck and a basket in her mouth with Sweet Hearts and an invite.

That’s a super friendly thing. Right????????????? Because she just really likes cute things and wanted to do something cute????? And she knows I like sweets????? RIGHT???????????

stars help me i don’t have anything cuuuuuuuuute, she’s so out of my league

(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Valentine's Day Ask Game (can be romantic or platonic)

❤️ - What's your ideal date/outing?

🧡 - Candlelight dinner or moonlit picnic?

💛 - Is there someone who you'd like to do something special for?

💚 - What's your favorite flower(s)?

🩵 - Is there someone you'd like to be with this Valentine's day but can't for whatever reason?

💙 - Who keeps you up at night thinking of them?

💜 - Do you have any nontraditional Valentine's Day traditions?

🤎 - What's your least favorite thing about the holiday?

🖤 - What's your most favorite thing about the holiday?

🩶 - What's the most special thing anyone's done for you on Valentine's Day?

🤍 - What's the most special thing you've done for another person on Valentine's Day?

🩷 - Who's shown you the most love this past year?

💘 - Is there a couple that you really want to get together but they just haven't yet?

💝 - What's your favorite flavor of boxed chocolate?

💖 - Are you looking forward to Valentine's Day?

Remember to send an ask to whoever you reblog from!

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How to resurrect the dead???

Got any books for that???

~ A Wizard(The Cat(Yes that cat))

...None that I would consider reliable. Unless you're interested in the fresh copies of Occulture! we keep in our Magazine section.

Honestly, why we still purchase that subscription is beyond me...

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Clive what's the secret to being so utterly fabulous?

Ah... it's all in the pompadour, really. But also, a slightly unbuttoned collar on the student uniform--pro tip--isn't against dress code, and is pretty snazzy if I do say so myself. 😎 I like to finish off my look with color-matching purple shades to swag in style.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Good old “Steel Peony”. He was kinda famous for a bit? Being Galar champ and all.

Scrolled past people thirsting after my dad on the TL again. I’m so tired guys (´；ω；`)

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Yeah. I uh. Found that out through some page snooping. …That’s gotta be worse than my old man.

Scrolled past people thirsting after my dad on the TL again. I’m so tired guys (´；ω；`)

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What, who’s your sister… Oh. No comment. 🫢

Scrolled past people thirsting after my dad on the TL again. I’m so tired guys (´；ω；`)

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Mm, yeah. I’ll pass on your old man who’s passed.

Your mom’s number, though? …Tempting.

Scrolled past people thirsting after my dad on the TL again. I’m so tired guys (´；ω；`)

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…Yeah sure. If he has any time in his incredibly busy schedule.

Scrolled past people thirsting after my dad on the TL again. I’m so tired guys (´；ω；`)

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…Actually, how about you give me yours. And I can pass it on.

Totally above-board, I promise, I just can’t risk such an eligible… married man who’s my father’s… number leak.

Scrolled past people thirsting after my dad on the TL again. I’m so tired guys (´；ω；`)

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Is every Drayton like this. Because I’m really thinking every Drayton is like this.

Scrolled past people thirsting after my dad on the TL again. I’m so tired guys (´；ω；`)

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Speaking of hot, what's Clavell up to?

Ah, I believe you mean… hot mess. He is currently organizing a series of fun Valentine’s activities!

Including chocolate-making with Sr. Saguaro and Srta. Katy, creating paper “conversation hearts”, and our annual send-a-song program! Will “Never Gonna Give You Up” be our most requested song once again? “Tune” in to find out!

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In our defense, your dad is kinda hot ngl

Blocked. Every single one of you.