why the hell did I dream about being in a wacky wizard school besieged by an equally wacky evil wizard with shenanigans like being roped in by one of the teachers to cast Testicular Lube because some students had their balls bit off by Ball-Biting Fishes (don't worry they can put them back, death isn't a problem so something like this is cakewalk) and during the process one of the students hurled the already lubed up fish against the wall, leading it to bounce in a way that in landed between the wizard teacher's legs and... well... it went Ball-Biting
I woke up just as I panicked and ran to the teacher , casting the lubricant spell at them while everyone else was screaming
what the hell...
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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I was today years old when I learned that Kalim's headband thingy does not, in fact, tie into a bow
(thank you @fell-fell for informing me)
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Y'all asked for a part 2 of Odysseus seducing Zeus. This is all you get.
.... Part 3
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Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve.
Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.
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a comic about wine, a wager, and reconnecting through your weird kids
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this behemoth of a comic is finally done - and just in time for zoros birthday huehue. initially i wanted to make a zolu introspective from an outsider POV and was like you know who would have really funny input on this … mihawk. and then it spiraled into seven pages of mishanks sitting and talking. i thought it would be funny if mishanks ended up doing self imposed couples therapy the day mihawk brought luffys bounty bc well. its kind of hilarious to think abt mihawk realizing shanks was onto something all those years ago after he meets zoro and luffy. like sure this new generation is batshit crazy but my god are they cooking. anyways. cheers. get some kids
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