#but seriously. what?

[qqchurch]

why the hell did I dream about being in a wacky wizard school besieged by an equally wacky evil wizard with shenanigans like being roped in by one of the teachers to cast Testicular Lube because some students had their balls bit off by Ball-Biting Fishes (don't worry they can put them back, death isn't a problem so something like this is cakewalk) and during the process one of the students hurled the already lubed up fish against the wall, leading it to bounce in a way that in landed between the wizard teacher's legs and... well... it went Ball-Biting

I woke up just as I panicked and ran to the teacher , casting the lubricant spell at them while everyone else was screaming

what the hell...

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[anniflamma]

Y'all asked for a part 2 of Odysseus seducing Zeus. This is all you get. .... Part 3

[hinamie]

mentor

[the-uncanny-dag]

Remember how last year, there were people trying to convince us that laughing at the Oceangate mfs getting pulverised under the sea makes you a bad person. Lol. LMAO

[150en]

New member of the 4/5Gs: Guilt trip-- I mean Good Boy!! [Wild Life Ep.5]

[the-whole-shebang]

I don't care what anyone says, I just KNOW Viktor clocked this man's pathetic, neglected shelter dog rizz the second they met and immediately fell head over heels for him. Argue with the wall.

[juney-blues]

estrogen will turn you into an anime girl. your imperfect fleshy body will melt away and be replaced with immaculate linework. your eyes will become the size of tennis balls. your hair will shine every colour of the rainbow. every time you move a poor overworked animator will only be paid 10 yen per frame.

[notebooks-and-laptops]

People saying that Davrin and Lucianis hate one another and are mean in banter and people saying Neve is too mean to you if you chose Treviso Wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me:

[mysweetsinfulobsessions]

By Palsonart on X

[mamawasatesttube]

superman is just such a perfect character concept. what if the nicest guy in the entire world could eat guns

[simoondraws]

Are they flirting or ...what are they even doing?🤨

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Guys I’m going on an aggressive fundraising spree for one week (my own personal strike basically), and I really want anyone who can to join me in boosting the fundraisers I’m about to highlight. I’ll be particularly focusing on grassroots orgs and campaigns that have had little luck in the last few weeks. I encourage anyone to not only share the fundraiser posts but also write posts of their own. I’m only one person and without other people’s help it’s virtually impossible to get anything done, so please do what you can