#but only barely.

[thegreatyin]

Someone asks whether or not Originium falls under Fires or Stones for trade purposes

45 dead 1.034 injured, the argument has escalated into a full-blown brawl. Wines is cheering. Spices argues that it's technically a poison/spice given that everyone and their mother spikes food with it to infect people. Immediately tossed off the spire by the two.

Miles away, Mr Veils is already gotten into an intensely erotic fight to the death with Operator Lappland

somewhere, in the back, a hooded figure (the smaller one, no not that one the other one) raises their hand. clearly, it's a new type of trade that necessitates its own master unto itself

and thus was the tale of how mr cards took up the handle of mr cancer

[mielmoto]

your ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* "fate" *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ or ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* "destiny" *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ are only ever going to be whatever you make them. if the """"stars"""" supposedly give you a bad prophecy: tell them to fuck off! prove them wrong!

rise and grind, baby, let's spite the gods.

[regallibellbright]

I’m not actually playing Engage at the moment so I don’t know the exact context, but there’s a section in one of the Peaceful music tracks that sounds EXACTLY like the first two lines of All I Ask Of You from Phantom of the Opera.

So I’ve told Bro this, since he has long since afflicted me with the knowledge that Birth By Sleep’s Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo arrangement scans with “Bells of Notre Dame”. (The jauntiest “Here is a riddle to guess if you can sing the bells of Notre Dame” ever, essentially. When you consider he’s played this game enough times to speedrun it you can see how it haunts me.)

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something

[gertritude-art]

classic online experience

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

Hey so remember how grocery prices suddenly jackknifed during lockdown and never went back down?

Well turns out the companies would have done that shit either way and had been steadily price-fixing for the last decade!

Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson just announced more than $40 million in court-ordained Fuck You money from massive swaths of food production companies are to be paid out to households earning at or below 175% of the federal poverty level ($25.5k for 1 person, $34.5k for 2 people households) before Dec 31st of this year. Happy Holidays.

"The bottom line here is that my legal team took on two large corporate price-fixing conspiracies that increased the cost for groceries for Washington families. We've prevailed, and as a result, we are sending checks to over 400,000 Washington households."

Cannot stress enough the extent of the conspiracies he's talking about here. 15 out of the total 19 chicken producers got nailed in this lawsuit. Not the total number of conspirators, mind, just the ones who left enough evidence for the AG to kick their ass in so expedient a manner. Make no mistake, all 19 were in on it. The court case against the rest of them has been delayed until October of next year, though. None of them are making it out unscathed.

Tuna didn't escape antitrust horseshit either, because the CEOs of Starkist, Chicken of the Sea, and Bumblebee Tuna had a fucking group chat where they complained that the price of tuna was "too low" and they agreed to artificially inflate the price.

“What’s so maddening about the conduct of these companies is the reason that they engaged in this price-fixing conspiracy was greed. They wanted to make money."

So anyway the AG who nailed their asses to the wall and continues to do so is running for governor. If you live in Washington, could be worth your vote when primary season rolls around.

[paintedcrows]

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[allgremlinart]

little peanutisms

[wormlizarding]

Steve Buscemi did a great job voicing the silly pathetic rat plane man. I'm being sent back to my windblade era with tf one.

[mielmoto]

@unboundtravels replied:

Bond vc: What kind of game is this..??? 🤨

ugh. once again my hard work and highly professional opinion gets brushed aside. oh well.

[she promptly flips the chalkboard over to its other side, revealing a romance manwha-panel quality illustration of two characters with the aforementioned biscuit stick suspended between their lips]

the pocky game, my dear Doctor, is about the TENSION, it's about the coquettish mystique–

[blurrymango]

Does Tumblr know about the religion "Nation of Islam" I feel like a of the leftists would love it.

[somewhereincairparavel]

i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.

[inspiredrawaw]

I love the plot of Splatoon games because it’s just

“hello Young Child I am a War Veteran, you must help my grandchildren Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish to save our cities only form of energy. A giant fucking Eel. Have this gun.”

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

anyways good episode

[professorsparklepants]

Normal day at the pharmacy

Customer: I'd like to buy some Sudafed

Me: (goblin voice) before I give you your pseudoephedrine you must answer my riddles three!

Customer: oooooookaaaaay?

Me: (normal voice) you want the brand or the generic?

Customer: generic.

Me: four hour or twelve hour?

Customer: twelve hour.

Me: ten count or twenty count?

Customer: twenty.

Me: (goblin voice again) you have passed through my labyrinth of riddles!

[the-onions-art]

I HOPE TO GOD NO ONE DREW THIS BEFORE I DID