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taps her temple ❝ if i never let anyone TRULY close to me then I can't get hurt or be abandoned! ❞
#it's genius. foolproof even.#dashcom.#sillyposting.#( but only barely )#honey vc the only one allowed to hurt my real feelings is me tyvm
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if you ask her, it seems like 75% of the Amestrian military is somehow made up of the most beautiful people she's ever seen, so choosing the 'prettiest' from among them is a hard ask.
#( paraphrased from what i said to rose on discord. )#easy showed up to central and experienced acute bi panic.#dashcom.#women AND men. y'all got cooked up somethin' special out here.
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ew a bug.
[LOUD REPEATED GUNFIRE. empties clip. reloads. LOUD REPEATED GUNFIRE]
#dashcom.#( summoned from the absolute nether but. absolutely seething seeing anyone be mean to kaya. )#( GATHERING HER UP IN MY ARMS. )#sillyposting.#surrepoiuvenisdomina (mentioned).
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guys i fucking love yamamoto
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"smash or pass" but nobody explained the bit to emké so they assume they're being asked about who they'd absolutely obliterate with their hammer and who gets spared.
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❝ If you really want to preserve curry for longer periods of time, you should just freeze it. ❞
❝ I’ve eaten five month old frozen curry before. It tasted reminiscent of the inside of the freezer, but it was still edible. 6/10. Tummy ache was minimal. ❞
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@dcviated
plap. he was thiiiiis close, before finding his lips blocked by her hand.
" nuh-uh. no more. you're suspended. " ...she's still pouting because SOMEONE had the gall to make fun of her.
#dashcom.#dcviated / raguna.#( you make FUN of anette? you tease her? no smooches then! no smooches for 'til winter!! ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)
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no you're right, that IS ridiculous
It's supported on the backs of three elephants which are STANDING on the turtle.
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...and would you look at that. there's been enough time to brew an entirely new pot, put it in a carafe, and plonk that carafe pointedly on the counter near them both while the bickering and needling carried on.
#we're being VERY mature in the office today; i see.#dashcom.#somebody (or two somebodies) woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
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are you.... actually going to eat them?
#first thought: and waste the shinies? sacrilege.#second thought: ....i would like to see you do it.#dashcom.#short.
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-- "I fell down the stairs!!" He insists, a literal pierce wound in his abdomen's side.
"I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, IS ALL!!!"
#nogoodvongoladecimo#dashcom.#// yep. this is the version he's going with#// kyoko will never suspect anything#// he's so smort
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Not a demon
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YES!! The time-honored art of beating the shit out of some fish with your BARE HANDS!— go get 'em, champ! make them proud!
#PUNCH! THOSE! FISH!#dashcom.#they're a little confused but they heard the magic words.#though it really would defeat the purpose to have the fish; like; on hand and ready for the punching. get in the water and find your foe.
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Thus became the most recent victim of the Pitiful Creature™ eyes. A common hazard to those in her orbit.
Cavalry is right—this is the gaze which could knell an army. But the genuine Big Angst vibes he put off have wrought the worry and questioning (pleading) look.
❝ did we make you sad??? i feel like we made you sad... can i make it any better? what would cheer you up? ❞ 🥺🥺🥺
On second thought, maybe a good portion of his heart remains human, and the Sora he used to be stirred within cannot stand to see the face of a downtrodden maiden.
"Whoa, whoa, since when did the puppy-eyed calvary arrive?"
#THIS IS SILLY SEMI-SELF AWARE SELF-DEPRECATING HOURS!!#NOT REAL MELANCHOLY AND SORROW!!! 🥺#short.#dashcom.#sillyposting.#( you'd better let her do something or she's going to look like that for hours. might even tear up. )
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❝ How old was the curry he ate? A week old? RIP to my alternate but I’m different. ❞
#he has to be pretty damn durable to be able to eat as much big bang burger as he does and not DIE kdjfhdkjfhd#ic.#dashcom.#v. the entire circus
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