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❝ it all depends on WHO you're stealing from! remember kids: stealing from big corporations is good and fun and morally correct, just don't get caught! ❞
#words of wisdom from your local “borrower.”#dashcom.#( read as: 'corporations or the uber rich in general.' )
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if you ask her, it seems like 75% of the Amestrian military is somehow made up of the most beautiful people she's ever seen, so choosing the 'prettiest' from among them is a hard ask.
#( paraphrased from what i said to rose on discord. )#easy showed up to central and experienced acute bi panic.#dashcom.#women AND men. y'all got cooked up somethin' special out here.
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ew a bug.
[LOUD REPEATED GUNFIRE. empties clip. reloads. LOUD REPEATED GUNFIRE]
#dashcom.#( summoned from the absolute nether but. absolutely seething seeing anyone be mean to kaya. )#( GATHERING HER UP IN MY ARMS. )#sillyposting.#surrepoiuvenisdomina (mentioned).
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guys i fucking love yamamoto
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yeah fine he squeals-- so what.
you haven't heard shit until you heard grimmjow purring.
#dashcom.#cinghialefedele#if it helps tesla - ggio dont care#then again he dont care anyway#aizen would make a fortune if he converted from villaining to zoo-keeping#he already has a roster
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"smash or pass" but nobody explained the bit to emké so they assume they're being asked about who they'd absolutely obliterate with their hammer and who gets spared.
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this is all just reinforcing my point that i think we should be out here having weddings just for fun. marriage not required. all the fanfare, all the trappings, but just. y'know. for kicks.
#[nudges commitment issues under the rug with her fancy heel].#everybody should have their chance to feel like a blushing bride/groom Y/Y.#dashcom.#ic.#honey vc mankind really took a downturn when they decided to stop hosting balls.
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#suguru getting ready to haul satoru's ass back into bed#you're still recovering for the love of fuCK----#dashcom.#𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝟎𝟎𝟑 ; take this weight ⁄ the veil eternal.
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...and would you look at that. there's been enough time to brew an entirely new pot, put it in a carafe, and plonk that carafe pointedly on the counter near them both while the bickering and needling carried on.
#we're being VERY mature in the office today; i see.#dashcom.#somebody (or two somebodies) woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
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are you.... actually going to eat them?
#first thought: and waste the shinies? sacrilege.#second thought: ....i would like to see you do it.#dashcom.#short.
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-- "I fell down the stairs!!" He insists, a literal pierce wound in his abdomen's side.
"I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, IS ALL!!!"
#nogoodvongoladecimo#dashcom.#// yep. this is the version he's going with#// kyoko will never suspect anything#// he's so smort
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Not a demon
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everyone asking him to strip off his human disguise ..
#Dashcom.#( .IC. ) 𝔚𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔥 𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔞𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔶; 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔩 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 .⊱#you're just asking him to walk around NAKED!#he'll do it ... but you gotta prommy not to be scared
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