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no you're right, that IS ridiculous
It's supported on the backs of three elephants which are STANDING on the turtle.
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if you ask her, it seems like 75% of the Amestrian military is somehow made up of the most beautiful people she's ever seen, so choosing the 'prettiest' from among them is a hard ask.
#( paraphrased from what i said to rose on discord. )#easy showed up to central and experienced acute bi panic.#dashcom.#women AND men. y'all got cooked up somethin' special out here.
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ew a bug.
[LOUD REPEATED GUNFIRE. empties clip. reloads. LOUD REPEATED GUNFIRE]
#dashcom.#( summoned from the absolute nether but. absolutely seething seeing anyone be mean to kaya. )#( GATHERING HER UP IN MY ARMS. )#sillyposting.#surrepoiuvenisdomina (mentioned).
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guys i fucking love yamamoto
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"smash or pass" but nobody explained the bit to emké so they assume they're being asked about who they'd absolutely obliterate with their hammer and who gets spared.
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❝ If you really want to preserve curry for longer periods of time, you should just freeze it. ❞
❝ I’ve eaten five month old frozen curry before. It tasted reminiscent of the inside of the freezer, but it was still edible. 6/10. Tummy ache was minimal. ❞
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❝ it all depends on WHO you're stealing from! remember kids: stealing from big corporations is good and fun and morally correct, just don't get caught! ❞
#words of wisdom from your local “borrower.”#dashcom.#( read as: 'corporations or the uber rich in general.' )
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...and would you look at that. there's been enough time to brew an entirely new pot, put it in a carafe, and plonk that carafe pointedly on the counter near them both while the bickering and needling carried on.
#we're being VERY mature in the office today; i see.#dashcom.#somebody (or two somebodies) woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
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are you.... actually going to eat them?
#first thought: and waste the shinies? sacrilege.#second thought: ....i would like to see you do it.#dashcom.#short.
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-- "I fell down the stairs!!" He insists, a literal pierce wound in his abdomen's side.
"I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, IS ALL!!!"
#nogoodvongoladecimo#dashcom.#// yep. this is the version he's going with#// kyoko will never suspect anything#// he's so smort
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Not a demon
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@dcviated
plap. he was thiiiiis close, before finding his lips blocked by her hand.
" nuh-uh. no more. you're suspended. " ...she's still pouting because SOMEONE had the gall to make fun of her.
#dashcom.#dcviated / raguna.#( you make FUN of anette? you tease her? no smooches then! no smooches for 'til winter!! ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)
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YES!! The time-honored art of beating the shit out of some fish with your BARE HANDS!— go get 'em, champ! make them proud!
#PUNCH! THOSE! FISH!#dashcom.#they're a little confused but they heard the magic words.#though it really would defeat the purpose to have the fish; like; on hand and ready for the punching. get in the water and find your foe.
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❝ How old was the curry he ate? A week old? RIP to my alternate but I’m different. ❞
#he has to be pretty damn durable to be able to eat as much big bang burger as he does and not DIE kdjfhdkjfhd#ic.#dashcom.#v. the entire circus
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