#pray you get a pass.

[sabuleum]

"smash or pass" but nobody explained the bit to emké so they assume they're being asked about who they'd absolutely obliterate with their hammer and who gets spared.

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[n0phis]

it is absurd how blatant people are irl. like why is transphobia your idea of smalltalk with a store employee

then they just move on. like boom ! its there and then its gone. theyll spend the next 5 mins asking you about dog food without picking up on ur name tag. swindled by the left again idk we're so sneaky ig

[fisheito]

collab #2 with @xenole i was given a chibi yakumo and i.. i...... turned it into thiS

[catofoldstones]

Saying that Sansa’s rest of the plot is in the Vale is like saying Arya’s rest of of the plot is in Braavos. Hope that helps.

[professorabacus]

It might be joeover

[awfullybigwardrobe44]

getting old is so, so hard.

[comfortless]

ok everyone everywhere… i need to stop being a sniffling little crybaby over the big guy so i can keep writing about him.

[elliesndg]

Gonna take my driving test today for the third time. Hope it’s not a failure again. All the nervousness and anxiety I didn’t have the first two times are coming now 😃

[armenelols]

You ever get nicely into studying but then have to stop to take your recently broken glasses to the optician and when you get back there's suddenly this block stopping you from studying and suddenly it's 2.30 am and you only now open your notes and then it's 3.40 am and you have to go to sleep because your exam is in 5 hours and you are utterly fucked and you really should have studied during those 6 hours you've spent scrolling on phone? Did I mention the exam is for 5 credits. Yeah

[jils-things]

SKADJKAJFKSFSAA content warning: embarrassing moment during my dinner out... /lh

[savemygrades]

Today:

Had a 2 hour osce teaching class

Went home for the week

Practiced cvs examinations on my dad and brother

Went over some endocrinology

My anatomy exam in a week, osce exam in two weeks time.

Slowly but surely making some progress

[tojiscrack]

-Hiii MY LOVELY HOW ARE YOUU

just checking on you because i literally love talking to you yourself amazing. MY FINALS TESTS ARE HAPPENING TMRW AND IM SCARED (i need to study im procrastinating...)

ANYWAYSS I HOPE UR DOING OKAYY HAVE A GOOD DAY OR NIGHT

HELLOOO, I’M DOING WELL :D

my exams are finally over with (unless my teacher wants to turn around and announce another one) so i can study + write at my own pace 😋

let’s ignore the fact that i absolutely flopped the two exams i had last week even tho i spent sm of my time studying for them

my sister also ordered me an iced latte and it was so good aodjowjdjwjsjebdhj i’m gonna cry ‘cause i chugged it so fast and there was only ice left ☹️

i am the younger sister that spends the older sister’s money LMAO and i love her for it like no one will understand how good that latte was omggg

STUDY FOR YOUR TEST, YOU’LL DO WELL I’M SURE OF IT <333

[xanothersideblogx]

Chat what the Fuck

[astral-catastrophe]

me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system

[vriendenboekjes]

so many idiots have their master's degree maybe i can be the next one etc etc