#but noooooooooooo

[travisdermotts]

ernie i'm so sorry 😭😭😭😭😭

[grossillygirl]

Its the fact that ko one offered to kidnap me to save me from the spider/ shower incase it crawls back out. U all rpy are only here for my tits huh u LOSERS

[imogenleewriter]

Last Line Challenge!

I was tagged by @nouies and @allwaswell16 (thank you both!!) to share the last line I wrote.

I am currently editing my fic for @bhficfest … which was due 2 days ago so it's the last line I edited… but I also wrote it because I changed the whole thing.

I'm saying 'edit', rather than 'wrote' to make it clear the draft IS done, but also… I tend to re-write my entire drafts from scratch.

So I'm a little bit behind, but if you think about it, I am less behind than I could be. Because I could not have started. So technically, I'm actually ahead of time. I'll have it submitted early. You just have to use some counterfactual thinking- which is arguably the best kind of thinking. (sometimes do you read the nonsense I dribble on with here and think, 'Why the hell does anyone read any of her fics?' because honestly, same)

Anywayyyy:

Louis’ eyes held a hint of challenge as he leaned in, his voice low and taunting, “You still do that thing with your lip, Harry, just like when you…” He let the sentence trail off, a deliberate pause heavy with silent accusations.

Now I just have to edit the next 25,000 words. Easy!

I tag - no pressure - @hereforh @nooradeservedbetter @lunarheslwt @hellolovers13 @enchantedlandcoffee @thelavendrhaze @lululawrence

[scalproie]

look! fated first meeting 😊

[meaningtotellyou]

still pissed i missed the charli x billie x sabrina weekend last month

[red-enby]

anyone want my brain? it’s pretty damaged and will make you make yourself sad for no reason and make you self sabotage to no end but does anyone want it?

[error404vnotfound]

my cats have gotten too smart they use their powers (good fucking hearing) for evil (noticing i am awake and coming to scream at me so i cant fall back asleep)

[catragemiau]

NOOOOOOOOOO THEY PUSHED THE SHITTY TWITTER LAYOUT OUT TO EVERYONE THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO IT CORRECTLY THE ICONS AND FOLLOWING IS BROKEN FUCK YOU STAFF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING LISTEN YOU COWARDS

I FUCKING H A T E IT HERE

[rosicheeks]

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[stargazerdaisy]

Noooooooooooooo!!!!  My friend gave this delightful, super yummy smelling soap for Christmas.  I was SO EXCITED to use it, finally pulled it out today.

And dammit, I’m allergic to it.

Again.

My hands are tingling and extra warm and my nose is itching like crazy.  

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??!?!?!  Why does $2 Walmart soap not cause a problem, but fancy, deliciously scented soap make my body freak out?  I hate this.

[queenboimler]

so i work at a dispensary right now that sees a lot of business in the last 30 minutes we're open so tell me why all my managers love to take drawers away to count them out and only like to leave one register available for the last hour so we can guarantee we have a line of people still in the store after close

[red-enby]

me: *gets happy about something*

my brain: “yeah no, it’s a perfect time to be sad actually so let’s remember how you can’t hold friends ever and the last friend you really stupidly thought you made eventually got bored and annoyed with you so they stopped talking to you and you watched them talk to all their other friends and you felt like you bothered them so much bc of it so you ended the friendship bc you couldn’t handle crying over it anymore and they blocked you and it was absolutely all your fault” 🥰

me: “great” 🥲

[bibibitchery]

is there anything in my life that will not make me feel like sisyphus ?

it’s the same goddamned thing over and over again and i cannot escape

[chromosoid]

It’s funny to think that having glasses is technically a disability because without my glasses I can’t see anything.

[jonathanbyersphd]

How did I end up stuck doing a work thing on a Friday afternoon when it's supposed to be my day off

[rosicheeks]

🤦🏽‍♀️