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My husband (ao3) went to war (is down) and i dont know what im gonna do without him (i really dont know)

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FUCK FUCK FUCK NAO

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love that my method for finding out if ao3 is really down or if it's just something wrong with my wifi is to see if ao3 is trending on here. flawless technique it has not failed me once

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i was gonna make dinner (read a gay fanfic) when i noticed that my partner (ao3) was taken by evil ninjas (error 503) and i dont know what to do (i dont know what to do)

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my wife (ao3) is taking an unexpected nap (downtime) and until she wakes up (comes back online) i will sob pathetically (like a limp piece of cardboard) in the corner

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IS AO3 DOWN OR IS MY PHONE FUCKED TIME TO CHECK TUMBLR

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IS AO3 DOWN OR IS MY PHONE FUCKED TIME TO CHECK TUMBLR

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I distinctly remember ranting on tumblr about a problem in my code like half a year ago and I was frustrated with arrays of strings in c++ and I REMEMBER a furry adding a comment that just said “you could try parsing the string uwu” and I did it and it WORKED and I was so relieved because I had been fighting with it for like a week.

The only problem is I can’t find that post and I think I dreamt it up. I think God came to me in a dream as a furry responding to my tumblr post to help me fix my code. I am going insane why did my brain do this.

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“I FUCKING HATE CROCHET” i say, as i make 1009474638295037611 granny squares for no reason

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i CANNOT emphasize enough how much my characters are NOT COOPERATING. like HELLO?? YOU LIVE IN MY HEAD?? I MAKE THE RULES??? ajsdklfjskdfjsldk

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inknow

Pookie!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *throws shards of glass at your face*

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Pookie!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *throws shards of glass at your face*

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i CANNOT emphasize enough how much my characters are NOT COOPERATING. like HELLO?? YOU LIVE IN MY HEAD?? I MAKE THE RULES??? ajsdklfjskdfjsldk

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telling someone I'm a different person now not because i changed but because i killed and replaced that iteration of me

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it sucks so bad that you cannot hire someone else to come in and like. do all the rewiring in your brain. like you have to be the one to do it. No one else is able to get up in there

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he does look fun to draw