#but man. this sucks
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ratcandy · 2 years ago
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man. I knew jumping spiders didn't have a long life but seeing mine slowing down and reaching the end of hers hurts way more than I expected it too
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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ozumii-fucking-wizard · 7 days ago
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Oh, my foolish wizard...lean your weight on me.
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prideprejudce · 7 months ago
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listen I don't like aemond but him letting larys think he was about to become hand and letting him start his little Oscar-thank-you-speech to immediately cutting him off like "ew not you. you set ur family on fire little ugly toad. fetch me grandpappy otto" was almost cartoonishly hilarious
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cutter-kirby · 6 months ago
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obligatory “cool characterization, still murder” like I’m not excusing him but it does make him incredibly interesting
(*girl gender neutral edition)
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lara-cairncross · 2 days ago
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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent
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hiveswap · 1 year ago
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desertowlet · 21 days ago
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Imagine getting surprise birthday'd right after being told (read: getting sent a fax message) from corporate that you and everyone on your team are getting laid off... 😬 awkward! But hey, at least you can all enjoy some cake! Oh, you don't like sweets? Nevermind that, I'm sure you'll do a great job cutting it up and serving it for your coworkers to enjoy at least! Are you kidding me.
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blondie-drawings · 8 months ago
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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2
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bixels · 11 months ago
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
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satsuha · 3 months ago
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everything will be fine
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ilovejayce · 2 months ago
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This man turns me on so easily its insane holy shit
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lapdogchase · 2 months ago
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forcearo. stop dating people
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laurrelise · 4 months ago
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unfortunately it has been decided that this is one of the funniest scenes in the show, sorry i don’t make the rules
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diego’s hand slowly bringing the knife into frame? peak comedy
luther’s “what the- put the knife away” literally never fails to make me laugh
don’t even get me started on klaus’ damn condoms
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chloesimaginationthings · 11 months ago
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Michael doesn’t like his father in any FNAF universe..
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stump-not-found · 3 months ago
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congrats me on writing 70k words
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