#but man. this sucks
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man. I knew jumping spiders didn't have a long life but seeing mine slowing down and reaching the end of hers hurts way more than I expected it too
#pet death#pet loss#she's not gone yet. but she's certainly not got long#i knew even more she wouldn't last long with me since she clearly wasn't a baby when i got her#but man. this sucks#she's lost her grip on things and can't produce web anymore. she keeps falling onto her back and i have to gently flip her over#getting her to eat is becoming hard . harder than it already was with her picky ass (affectionate)#hhh. not having a good time#vent#<- sorry i just need to get it out somewhere. i really didn't think it would hit me this much but watching it slowly happen is like#agonizing#and i feel really silly preemptively mourning my spider. but shit man. sucks#just trying to distract myself in the meantime while checking on her every hour or so. the least i can do is try still#h.#ask to tag#<- in case i forgot something
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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Oh, my foolish wizard...lean your weight on me.
#ozusart#art#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 art#gale dekarios#gale bg3#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#gale#His partner kissing the mark where the orb is#tracing it with their fingertips#leaving him breathless and weak#him sighing as he lets himself be vunerable#behind all that smug know-it-all is a husk of a man who only wants purpose#and wants to be wanted#if you make fanfics based off of this please hit me up cause i suck at writintg IOFIJSDFIOJFSF#I icarus by hozier is so him im gonna kkms#shoutout to kaylee for reawakening my love for gale
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listen I don't like aemond but him letting larys think he was about to become hand and letting him start his little Oscar-thank-you-speech to immediately cutting him off like "ew not you. you set ur family on fire little ugly toad. fetch me grandpappy otto" was almost cartoonishly hilarious
#larys strong#aemond targaryen#hotd spoilers#prince aemond#aemond one eye#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon spoilers#you KNOW he enjoyed sucking the hot air right back out of larys#that man needed to be humbled again#the toad comment was so unnecessarily mean it was hilarious lmaoo
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obligatory “cool characterization, still murder” like I’m not excusing him but it does make him incredibly interesting
(*girl gender neutral edition)
#bill cipher#the book of bill spoilers#tbob spoilers#the book of bill#gravity falls#philip wittebane#<- him too (the grimwalker visions)#toh#the owl house#could bill NOT be feeling guilty and I’m reaching? maybe idk man#1k#2k#3k#i've gotten a few comments like 'ohh you/i can excuse them!' so i will clarify#i more mean that i don't want to act like they did nothing wrong because them BEING in the wrong is more interesting#like i don't want to woobify them you know????#it's far more exciting to NOT excuse them and analyze them through that lens for me personally#sometimes characters are complex AND they suck AND they're pathetic AND they're scary#they contain multitudes!
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this man has never met an alien he couldn’t parent
#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#tom wachowski#sonic the hedgehog#i am never drawing an adult man again that SUCKED#my art#anyway that quote was made for shadow and nobody can convince me otherwise
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#10 second untagged shitposts will get 100k but the moment im pround of something no one gives a shit!! i dont suck that much at it!!#and i hate pointing it out because im not entitled to notes no one owes me anything#but man it sucks the life out of me every single time#i admit the last one i posted is kinda niche and messy but this happens with my better fanarts made of popular media too#my one drawing to get above 100 notes is a little kark@t doodle#for a while i refused to draw because i wanted aknowledgement for it. dont be like me kids. draw for the drawer#and also draw for your roommate whose eyes nearly pop out of their skull over the mildest body horror#augh i was so pround of the body horror one too but i had to delete that from here due to the 5 whole notes it got#my french teacher said it looked cool though so whose winning
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Imagine getting surprise birthday'd right after being told (read: getting sent a fax message) from corporate that you and everyone on your team are getting laid off... 😬 awkward! But hey, at least you can all enjoy some cake! Oh, you don't like sweets? Nevermind that, I'm sure you'll do a great job cutting it up and serving it for your coworkers to enjoy at least! Are you kidding me.
#just pack it up man it's over#the polle statue was so out of pocket for that comment#saying that to an overworked insomniac depressed man going through a midlife crisis#who was already contemplating quitting his soul-sucking underpaying job#curly was fighting for his life (average Pony Express employee moment)#anyway#desert doodles#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#nurse anya#anya mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#polle mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing art#digital drawing#illustration
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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2
#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years#they're like “Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm#maybe. it wasn't THAT bad.#the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me#also my magnus design is pure indulgence#i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭#also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool#okay now i gotta do some actual tagging#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#gtn#harrow the ninth#htn#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the third#mercymorn the first#augustine the first#palamedes sextus#palamedes the sixth#abigail pent#magnus quinn#john gaius#tlt shitposting#oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like#i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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everything will be fine
#ace attorney#satsuhart#dual destinies#spirit of justice#trucy wright#apollo justice#nahyuta sahdmadhi#rayfa padma khura'in#me: man today sucked (draws something depressing)#for someone who likes trucy a lot i haven't drawn a lot of her yet... i've been so khura'inpilled#anyway i guess ill end up doing ask game stuff later its so late... i need to get up early... fml
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This man turns me on so easily its insane holy shit
#arcane smut#arcane#arcane x reader#arcane silco#silco#silco smut#i love silco#silco is everything to me#nggh#HES SO FINE#HOW COULD SOMEBODY BE THIS HOT#I would let this man fuck me till I’m unconscious I’m not joking#holy shit#lemme suck it#silco x reader
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forcearo. stop dating people
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unfortunately it has been decided that this is one of the funniest scenes in the show, sorry i don’t make the rules
diego’s hand slowly bringing the knife into frame? peak comedy
luther’s “what the- put the knife away” literally never fails to make me laugh
don’t even get me started on klaus’ damn condoms
#tua s3e1 my BELOVED#unfortunately i love this episode so much#the dance scene and this scene and five in his old man robe and the brothers eating#plus viktor’s threatening marcus scene???? gives me chills every time fr#ugh such a good episode#i hate hearing that people think s3 as a whole sucks. do not do s3e1 (and e2#for that matter) like that#laur says stuff#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#five hargreeves#tua s4#number five hargreeves#number five#tua season 4#klaus hargreeves#tua five#luther hargreeves#tua luther#diego hargreeves#tua diego#tua klaus#viktor hargreeves#tua viktor#ben hargreeves#allison hargreeves#tua allison
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Michael doesn’t like his father in any FNAF universe..
#myart#chloesimagination#reblog#william afton#michael afton#vanessa afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#steve raglan#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf 3#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#Michael would HATE movie William#I think that’s an accepted assumption BAHA#Shocker all William’s suck 🔥#I always got the impression William sees his family members as pawns#so movie William meeting Michael would immediately try to manipulate him#though of course Michael wouldn’t have any of it#pulling the lighter out only one way to get rid of this man#Vanessa also expected her father to say something like this#BOTH of you get him!!#I haven’t drawn William enough maybe I’ll do it more soon!
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congrats me on writing 70k words
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gf theseus’ guide#based on my posting you'd think it was just about bill and ford sucking tongue but no#there's no tongue sucking . i'm a fucking liar and a charlatan .#its just a story about how the trauma your parents gives you profoundly impacts your capacity to form secure and lasting relationships#and that's bullshit . i'm a big enough man to admit this#stump art
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