#but its a joke

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.

[bumbldee]

Gristol doodles from the discord server that i haven't posted here of varying cursed levels + dumb little comic of @chulipexe's au

[hearts401]

au where elizabeth and evan bully micheal and hes the bite victim

[glowmiser]

working on yttd ship names cuz boredom

how do we feel about these

[midnightcowboy1969]

Michael is a terrible songwriter and his voice is ... we can live with it but he's a great piano player, meanwhile, Joey's a great singer and great at playing all the instruments and a good songwriter when in the company of other good writers, so, I had this funny idea about young Joey starting a band with his friends and desperately trying to keep Michael from knowing about it, he cannot have Mikey join, he loves the guy but he'll ruin it. Then, ofc, Michael finds out about it and goes “Ohhh, I see, I see, you don't want me to join because I'd be like..." and Joey's like "Yeah, I mean - :/" and Michael would be like "the Yoko Ono, we'd be like John and Yoko and everyone would get jealous of us because we'd be doing our own thing - you know, I get it, I get it! It hurts that you tried to keep it a secret from me, but it's understandable." and Joey would lie "Yeah, totally"

[need-a-name-101]

Not me forgetting once again to post my fanfic on Tumblr. 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Clint Barton & Percy Jackson Characters: Clint Barton, Percy Jackson Additional Tags: Crack, Cannibalism Puns, it's just a joke, nothing happens, it's a crack fic, Got the idea when i woke up and wrote the fic, Attempt at Humor, no beta we die like jason grace, Roosters Series: Part 3 of Percy Jackson: Agent of SHIELD Summary:

Percy looked up and saw the rooster in the tree. He and Clint had been looking for it for hours now. They had ventured into this forest based on a rumor. The rooster looked down at him with murder in his eyes, then Percy turned around and ran like hell.

[did-someone-say-aliens]

in my room. straight up. “ruining it” and by it. haha. i mean. “my streak of happiness and feeling better”

[2leggedshark]

Dean don't call ur brother a prude because he didn't want you inside him. 😐

[vesvosmozhno]

Instead of being single and sad I'm single and fully prepared to reject anyone because I'm actually dating Park Seonghwa

[knight-of-thesun]

Me, seeing my own reflection:

[myassmatheory]

Touch stone

do you guys think cavemen argued with each other about media consumption

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

[glitterpops71]

this just in! putting down others doesn't make your balls any bigger! stay tuned for more revelations at 8!

But remember, to be poor costs many fees

And to spit on the busboy if you please

And ev’ryone knows peace is a fist hitting a neck

Yet no one ever hits the guy that dealt the goddamn deck

[bibbysstuff]

Girl dinner

[dudedidujust]

The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal,  the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.