#aahhahahah!

[did-someone-say-aliens]

in my room. straight up. “ruining it” and by it. haha. i mean. “my streak of happiness and feeling better”

[sordid-dog]

IM INSANNEEEE IM INSANE IM CRAZY

[im-still-watching-anime]

hello besties i just came here to say i finished my last exam and my last essay which means i am officially DONE and all ready to GRADUATE COLLEGE!!!!!

[aspiritdrawings]

I relate to this mf but not in a "IM SO EDGY IM GONNA BOMB MY SCHOOL AAHHAHAHAH IM SUCH A PSYCHOPATH" way, but more of a "the school system sucks. People see me as weird. I have had thought of hurting others and im mentally ill." Way

[kaipotato]

random hermit doodles aahhahahah-

[vgartist78]

Aahhahahah!! I absolutely love this 

[musouie]

BIG THIEF OMG YOU ARE THE FIRST OTHER PERSON IVE MET WHO LISTENS TO THEM!!!!!! MARY IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!! AND OBVI ADRIANNE LENKERS VOICE MAKES ME SOBBBBB EVERY TIME I HEAR IT

I KNOW OMGMGMG HER VOICE IS SO SO SO SO SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! SHE IS AN ANGEL! MY FAV IS LORRAINE, I CANNOT GET THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT LISTENING TO IT AT LEAST TWICE. 🙅‍♀️

but AAHHAHAHAH i love geeking with ppl who share my interests!!! hehe, i’m gonna go listen to mary rn!!!

[bigdreamerpeach]

Here's a story request. Syringeon and sir dadadoo (in the past they were friends) they were arguing who is the cool father of their kids and sir dadadoo pounds on him cuz he was stronger and he start to tickle Syringeon feet and legs. And he will only stop until Syringeon says uncle. And your cool father of your kids.

That is a good idea ! ^^

Lets do this

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Who is better

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"I'm the better Father!!".

" No, i am !".

Only what is to hear is screaming . Syringeon and Sir Dadadoo arguing about who is the better Father of their childrens. Both want to be the best Father.

" ohhhhh come on , Syringeon. We both know i am better then you as a father." He said

" You? Hahaha !!! Don't make me laugh my friend, i am the better Father from both of us ." He said back to Sir Dadadoo

" how about we do some things with our Kids and who do it better is the winner, Deal? ". Sir Dadadoo ask

" Okay fine , Deal."

First Activity is , painting

Both are gives their Kids paper and pens, the Kids starts drawing pics for they're fathers. Both watching them , smiling. After a while the Kids are finish and Shows them ehst they drawing

" Awwww, thanks my dears , i love it so much, i will put it there where i can see is when i am on work." Syringeon tells his childrens

" Dad loves your drawing my little ones." Sir Dadadoo tells his Kids

" But i am the better Father." He said , looking at Sir Dadadoo

The Kids giggles and looking at both

" Dad , how about you and Dadadoo play a game to find out who it the better father."

" good idea little one , your dad and me play a game."

" what type of game ???" Syringeon aks

" Tickle game !! ". All Kids screams

This was a shock for Syringeon, Sir Dadadoo know how and where ticklish he was and this make it not better , he don't likes it then others tickling him , besides his Kids ofc. They can do this

" Wait , no no no , don't you dare!".

" Why , scared to Lose? Hmmmmm??? Syringeon, come one , i am the better father , you only need to say it ."

" i will never say it- EEEEE!!! ".

Sir Dadadoo pokes his side , great ,now it begins

" PFFFFFFAAAHHHHAAAHA!!!! NOOOO!!! STOP STOP STOP STOOHOHOOP!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! NOOOOO!!!! " Syringeon starts laughing

Sir Dadadoo didn't stop, he moves his hands up to his First two armpit ,then to the other two and back

" tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle ~ say it and i stop~ ". He tickles his legs now

" Nehehehver!!!".

"try dads feet Dadadoo , this is may his weakspot."

Sir Dadadoo grinning, grab one of Syringeons feet

" No ! Not the feet ! NOT THE FEEEHEHEHEHEHT!!! AAAHAHAHHA*snort*HAHAHAHHAHAH*snort*AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! STOP STOP STOP STOOHOHOOP!!!! ACKKKK!!! "

" say it~ hehehe , i wonder if you toes are ticklish."

" EEEEE!!!! NOT THE TOES!!! AAHHAHAHAH!!! NONONONONO!!!!! STOP IT PLEASE! PLEEHEHASE!!!

" say oncle and i stop." He tickles right under the toes

This make Syringeon break and lose

" PFFFFFFHAAHAHAHAH!!! OKAY OKAY OKAYYYY!!! ONCLE ! ONCLE!!! AAAAHAHAHIIIII!!!! NOW STOPP!!

With this Sir dadadoo stops, letting go of Syringeons leg let him catch some air

" Now , Tell me .. who is the bettwr father?? "

" y..you are..you are...".

" good heheheh , now get up buddy".

" i will get you back for this !!!". He yelled at Sir Dadadoo

" good luck , i'm not really that ticklish."

"Ohhhh really ? ". He pokes Sir dadadoos side, making him twitch

" S..Syringeon???".

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If you want Part two let me now , i am open for ideas and i hope you like this litte story ^^

Bye for now

[residentsimonminor]

(II 18 SPOILERS!!) CHAT DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THIS??

AAHHAHAHAH I LOOVE FANTUBEEE

[slur-sayer]

Aahhahahah

[bluechocowitz]

#TwitchRequest I wonder on how you will perceive me, choco. A mysterious black figure would be interesting to draw, no.? - Black

you fool... you absolute jester of a man..

I've known your identity all along..!!

and you thought you were so slick; haha!

[tianhai03]

show off

[ilguna]

BRO!! the only reason i ever actually finished the show was because a fic -🌈

AAASKSKSGDISNFINF

[nriacc]

Do you think the lads ever found out about wheels sleeping with Harry styles and the song?

Also this might just be me but I think Alexa definitely messaged wheels after the twitter ordeal and cleared the air

Really want them to be friends

Aahhahahah soooo I have a vision in mind of most of them sitting together in Wheels flat and they find out about Harry which I probably won't write about fully but I'll do the extra scene just after this... Butttt, yesss I do think Alexa and Wheels are friends, I don’t think she'd hold anything against Alexa at all and they'd have had to got on for the years that Alex was with her anyway so I do think they are friendly! And yeahhhh Alexa would have probably messaged her after seeing the twitter stuff asking if she was okay and saying that she's there if she needs her. Alexa probably wouldn't be too surprised at hearing that Wheels has feelings for Alex (Because she'd off seen the news/magazine stuff in 2014 anyway andddd I think Alex may have mentioned when they saw each other in New York that him and Wheels were close) so yeah I think that they would definitely clear the air and that those two are friends anyway.

Righttttt, now as for everyone finding out about Harry....

*okay so picture this just after the uk arctic monkeys tour that they have just gone on. Monkeys are round at Wheels' flat and Adam and Bestie are there too. Wheels is talking about wanting to go and do something but she's unsure about it.*

Wheels: So yeah, I don't really know

Adam: Well, you know what grandma always says... You gotta swim before you drown

Wheels *Smiling at the memories of her and Adam being told that all the time when they were younger*

Bestie *gasps and jaw drops* : WHAT

Adam *confused*: What are you looking so shocked about?

Wheels *sitting beside Alex and she quietly whispers*: oh no

Alex: whats up?

Wheels *just shakes her head and listens to Bestie and Adam, praying that Bestie doesn't figure it out*

Bestie: What does your grandma say?

Adam *still confused as to why its a big deal*: That we should swim before we drown?

Bestie *looks at wheels and shouts*: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Wheels: dont

Bestie *shouting and standing up to pace around*: OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt: What is up with her?

Wheels *playing dumb*: don’t know

Bestie: YOU LUCKY FUCKING BITCH. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I. HATE. YOU!

Jamie: Y/N please explain why she's having a mental breakdown right now

Wheels *sheepishly*: I think she's just figured out who Mr NDA was from Jamaica.

Bestie: HOW DIDN’T I FIGURE IT OUT. I MADE YOU WATCH THE FUCKING ALBUM DOCUMENTARY WITH ME. AND HE WROTE THE ALBUM IN JAMAICA. THERES A FUCKING SECTION ABOUT YOU IN THAT DOCUMENTARY AND YOU SAID NOTHING. OH MY FUCKING GOD Y/N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nick: can you just tell us please

Wheels *to Alex*: please remember this was two years ago

Alex: Who was it?

Wheels *shakes her head, not being able to bring herself to say it*

Bestie: YOU SAID HE REMINDED YOU OF HOME AND YOU REALLY WERE OH SO FAR FROM HOME BECAUSE YOU WERE IN FUCKING JAMAICA SHAGGING HIS BRAINS OUT

Wheels *sinking further and further into the settee*

Bestie: HE LIED IN HIS SONG ABOUT YOU THOUGH HES MET YOU MORE THAN ONCE! CONSIDERING HE HUGGED YOU ON NATIONAL TELEVISION Y/N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheels *fully hiding at this point* : Please stop

Bestie *to Alex*: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN SHE TOLD US HER PRAISE KINK FORMED?!?!?!??!?!??!!!!

Alex *from context he can guess*: Jamaica?

Bestie: YES JAMAICA BECAUSE HE WAS CALLING YOU A GOOD GIRL WASNT HE Y/N!!!! HE TOLD YOU THAT YOU FELT SO GOOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST BITCH IN THE ACTUAL WORLD I ACTUALLY HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS. YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO ALEX TURNER *looks to Alex* don’t get any ideas, thats gross

Alex *mumbling*: swear you wanted a threesome at one point

Bestie *ignoring Alex's comment and looking back to Wheels*: THEN YOU FUCK AND DATE MATTY HEALY THEN YOU GO BACK BETWEEN THE TWO ALL THE TIME. WHICH IS FAIR BECAUSE THEY FUCKED WITH YOUR EMOTIONS... BUT, WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO TO ME, IS TO FUCK HARRY FUCKING STYLES IN JAMAICA AND HE CALLED YOU A GOOD GIRL AND TOLD YOU THAT YOU FELT SO GOOD. AND THEN HE WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOU AND DISGUISED IT AS IF YOU WERE FROM AMERICA!! YOU DISGUSTINGLY SEXY BITCH!!!!! I LOVE YOU BUT I HATE YOU. I NEED A LIE DOWN. IM INDIRECT SEXUAL PARTNERS WITH HARRY STYLES. I NEED A REST. SEE YOU ALL IN TWO TO FIVE WORKING DAYS. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!

Wheels *is suffocating herself into the pillow she's hiding in*

Everyone *completely lost for words and shocked*

Matt *starts a low chuckle and doesn't stop laughing until everyone in the room but wheels is looking at him curiously*: I told you all she's the cradle snatcher of the group

Wheels *launches the pillow at him, hitting him square in the face*

[cyancherub]

h-hey! *leaning on expensive sports car* remember- *clears throat* remember the time when i saved fourteen puppies from burning in a fire? yeah, what a wild day.

anyway, i just sat you there looking fine or whatever with your new blog style and i just wanted to holla at you ;)

pls it looks so fucking good you've outdone yourself again

LUNA AAHHAHAHAH IM SCREAMING !!!! THANK UUUUU ur so sweet omfg !!!

[buck-starss]

Yesssss! Another one of these two! Urgh I love them so much, so so so so much!

Curtis is so sweet, how he translates it for her, and how he even lets her scroll through it. AAHHAHAHAH I’m kicking my feet and giggle so hard right now🤭🤭

You got me with those little things… I’m feeling so giggly and happy whenever you write these, especially when we can see the way she gets more comfortable around him. And how sweet he treats her!🥺🥺

Ohhh this was soooo good again! And the present hehe. He is so soft and sweet, not pressuring her but trying to make her as comfy around him as possible because he’s such a sweet and good Alpha.

And I read your reply to my reblog. A first chapter? OHHHH that’s soooo exciting hehe.🤭🤭

You stared up at the ceiling because you couldn’t think of anything else to do. Curtis was working at the small desk he had in the corner, going over files that you couldn’t even begin to understand, they were written in a way you certainly couldn’t read. 

But he seemed to understand them by the way he studied them so fiercely. You sighed, discontent rising up in you. 

“You used to sing?” Came his voice out of nowhere, sounding like it was in awe. 

You turned to look at him, your brow creasing. “Yes, but how did you know about that?” 

“I read it here, in your file Y/N.” 

“Your’e reading about me?” You snapped, pushing yourself off the floor to go stalk towards him, leaning over his shoulder. “Where?” You stared at the computer screen, but it was still written in a language you couldn’t understand. 

“Right here.” He tapped the screen. “You can’t read this, can you?” He turned his chair to face you. 

“No I can’t.” You snarled, suddenly feeling stupid. 

“Hold on, let me translate it. Of course those bastards stopped teaching the old launguage.” He muttered under his breath till it suddenly popped up where you could read it. It was your whole life, charted like you were some kind of case study. 

“What is all this?” You couldnt scan it fast enough. 

“Your file, anyone who was a known omega was recorded.” 

“But I hid it Curtis, I passed myself off as a beta to everyone.” 

“Somehow they knew.” He went quiet again. “What made you stop singing?” 

You were in a daze, still reading the file till he tugged you in his lap, turning the chair back around so you could scroll through your file. “I um, I got to busy. Then our lives got turned upside down and we did everything we could to survive.” 

“Mmhm, nice try to piss me off.” He nipped your neck with a chuckle under his breath. “But you stopped singing before I broke out of the underground.” 

“I couldn’t stand out, singing made people notice me.” You begrudgingly gave him. His hand smoothed up and down the tops of your thighs, keeping you from getting to tense. “Passing off as a beta became more important.” 

“Would you sing for me?” He asked and you shook your head at him, shooting a glare. 

“Most certainly not Curtis.” 

He smirked to himself, reaching over to click the computer off and pull your focus to him. “Im tired, lets go to bed.” He stood up while holding you still, carrying you to the nest. 

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The next morning you woke later then usual you guessed given how hungry you were, Curtis was sure to wear you out last night. When you stirred out of the nest to go see what was left for your breakfast you happened to see a record player sitting on the table with a box of records tucked nearby. Your eyes widened at the gift, unable to resist going to sift through the music. Suddenly your day didnt seem quite as mindless.