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This feels racist as fuck 😭
Especially number 4
Like I get it different art styles exist but when your art style feels racist maybe you should try finding a different style or maybe you should learn how to draw black features with out making it come off as racist caricatures
#hobie brown#hobie brown x y/n#hobie brown x reader#hobie brown x black!reader#hobie x reader#anti blackness#who drew this#they ass needs to be fired#maybe I’m reaching#maybe I’m not#but it’s definitely suspicious
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Gregory believes in the Glammike FNAF theory,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#glamrock freddy#fnaf gregory#glammike#fnaf#security breach#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#do you guys think Gregory is spitting?#is the boy cooking??#I like the idea that Michael and Glamrock are suspiciously similar#it’s not noticeable at first but Gregory definitely picked up on it#Michael would deny it cause he doesn’t want to be compared to an animatronic#Freddy denies it cause he knows Michael does pff#Gregory has two dads now wow …#this is for yall Glammike believers 🩵🩵🩵
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POV: you tell the Waynes you never really liked robin
#dc comics#batfam fanart#batfam#jason todd#damian wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#red hood#robin#red robin#Nightwing#they are DEFINITELY NOT overly protective of robin as a hero#it’s not suspicious at ALL#art#my art#fanart#doodle
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Here's a little Dorym I started last month after watching 4-Sided Dive but didn't finish until now
#yes I saw Robbie's footy shorts and went “oh Dorian would definitely wear footy shorts”#he is suspicious of his drink for reasons unknown#Orym turned out looking so cute I took myself off guard look at his curls#critical role#critical role fanart#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#dorym#cr fanart#cr3#critical role campaign 3#liam o'brien#robbie daymond#screencap redraw#olessan art#fan art#art#can you tell I started phoning it in on the shoes and chairs those are not the focus here lol
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Danny is rotting
Not that he notices. His body absorbs ectoplasm from the portal, with the ectoplasm preserving it. Each time he leaves his body, it absorbs more. No one, not even Danny has realized.
His parents find out after they see him leave his body behind to fight a ghost and promptly dips, flying off in panic with his body. He heads to one place with... definitely smaller amounts of ectoplasm, but enough to possibly survive.
Gotham.
Danny, in a rush, didn't have time to pick up the backpack meant for this scenario. He (thankfully) had some ectoplasm in his thermos, but it's not nearly enough long-term.
After running out of ectoplasm for a few days, Danny starts to feel off.
Danny's skin feels tight. His body is a lot stiffer than he recalls, and he can't seem to get rid of this awful smell on him. His face and hands are slowly discoloring, fuck, what the hell is going on?
His emotions and core are going haywire from the disapproval of his parents, perceiving anyone as a threat.
He temporarily haunts an alleyway, refusing and growling at anyone who enters his haunt. His eyes flash with that sickening green color. He can't afford to get hurt with the limited ectoplasm he has.
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Unfortunately for Danny, it was the alleyway where the Waynes were murdered.
And the Bats are protective of it too.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#He is definitely not mentally or physically ok rn#Jason Damian and whoever else are liminal they can live off the small amount of ectoplasm there#A kid with black hair and (sometimes) blue eyes in the alleyway where the Waynes were murdered? Hmmm suspicious#The kid acts like Jason when he had pit madness?? Yeah go investigate#corpse au#i forgot to add that
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Oh, what a coincidence! 🤨🤨
#so strange that it happened#so much that it feels like it was a calculated move#and wade definitely isn't looking suspicious at all!#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool x wolverine#mischievous thunder
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It's interesting how Laios struggles to remember Kabru's name right away, yet is able to recall the feeling of his grip well enough to immediately understand that something isn't right (Kabru being cuffed)
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#laios touden#kabru#labru#posts that arent rly about labru but could be about labru#this is yet another demonstration of how laios' intelligence manifests in unconventional ways#just like with the shapeshifters he's bad with faces and smaller details but he's still quick to catch on through other means#but it is also v gay of him#if only kabru knew he just needed to crowd laios into a corner of the dungeon if he really wanted laios to remember his name ...#side note it's v cute how laios comes outside without being prompted and asks kabru how he's been even when he thinks it could be a monster#meanwhile chilchuck is like “THIS IS SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK??”#i dont know which of the canaries thought to use kabru as a lure#(it makes sense for it to have been mithrun after seeing the way kabru talks about laios)#but it definitely worked like a charm
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Honesty hours: I've been working a summer job at a bookstore for almost two months now. Here are the books I will discreetly shake my head at customers for buying. My literary red flags, if you will.
Anything tarot
Particular romance and romantasy novels that I've been told are basically just soft erotica (ACOTAR being the most popular)
Harlequins, which apparently still exist
Colleen Hoover
The Colleen Hoover merch we sell for some godforsaken reason
Heaven is For Real, When God Winks at You, and other theologically sketchy but inexplicably popular books. I'm always internally thinking, "oh honey, no!"
Giant stack of self help books combined with books from the business section. This suggests a very particular type of person. This type of person scares me.
Especially that one book we have about how to become a "superior man" (??)
More than one book by James Patterson. One book is forgivable; multiple suggests you follow him as an author
More than one book by Danielle Steel (same reason)
Parents buying their kids books that are just "Adult Thing: For Kids!" Like we have a picture book that's called "A Day at Dunder Mifflin" or the one adapted from the Dumb and Dumber movies and I'm like. Don't you think your kid would prefer something that's actually for them??
That guy who bought the collected writings of Lenin, the poetic writings of Mao, and a giant, thousand-page biography of Che Guevara all in one go. You okay there buddy?
#not trying to start anything just thought this crowd might appreciate this#if you're not familiar with Danielle Steel (i wasn't really before i started working here) she's basically just patterson ~for her~#suspiciously prolific (ie definitely using ghostwriters)#never leaves the top ten of the bestseller list (ie definitely putting a thumb on the scales)#and so insanely popular that we have to stock everything she's ever written in favor of other stuff#just to explain that one#i feel like the rest are pretty self explanatory#anyway. it's a fun summer job. but at the same time I feel very aware of the fact that my literary tastes place me in a minority#even among my coworkers#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#pontifications and creations
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Dcxdp prompt
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So there was a problem.
It turned out Ellie had become more unstable, and ended up having to retreat into her core. Frostbite explained to him how he had to carry her in himself, similar to human pregnancy, but a little more Eldritch.
Having a de aged Dan thrown in the mix, since Clockwork had de aged him to almost two years old, and his parents kicking him out after finding out about him being a halfa? Everything was a mess. Thankfully, clockwork was able to arrange for him to go to school in Gotham, even arranging fake records for him and Dan, now known as Dante, and enrolling him in school while Dante would be babysat by Lady Gotham. Now known as Danny Mortem, he was enrolled in Gotham Academy, and ready to attend until Ellie was born.(Clockwork promised him he’d only have to take a week off, that would be easily explained by the flu.)
Damian was very suspicious of his new classmate.


#funny#dcxdp#dc x dp#misunderstanding#de aged dan#de aged ellie#teen dad danny#mom danny#teen mom danny#Damian is suspicious of his new classmate#He definitely follows Danny home and sees baby Dante#he also can sense Danny is weird#Danny feels like a healthier version of the Lazarus pits#dad danny#pregnant Danny#mpreg
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Whenever the news talks about the Adjuster:
#the adjuster#brian thompson#uhc ceo#uhc shooter#uhc#united healthcare#deny defend depose#luigi mangione#ngl I’m suspicious of hell of that claim#I’m like 90% sure they’re just saying it’s him so we don’t “lose faith in law enforcement” or smth#obviously it’s so we don’t think we can actually do anything about the hell hole we’re living in without consequences#I’m DEFINITELY NOT condoning murder of mass murderers btw#obviously#I mean who does that?#Couldn’t be me#Nope
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I'm not gonna lie "jayce is protective/possessive in a way that a guard dog is" and "but a guard dog has a collar and a leash" have changed my brain chemistry on a molecular, nay, atomic level oh my god I'm a changed person nothing is gonna be the same *feral screaming*
Thank yooouu!!!! I am pretty pleased with that framing for them ever since it occured to me when I was writing out that protective/possessive Jayce post! It really clicked using that description as the summation of the VIBE I got from them even in Season1. That vibe where it's undeniable that Jayce is more physically forward and LOOKS like he's taking charge in those moments where he puts a hand out to hold Viktor back and it LOOKS at first like Viktor just goes along with things.
But there is just. That vibe. That sense. Something about noticing how much Jayce can act assertive but very much wants someone else directing him as Season1 goes. Something about how he's always moving around Viktor. And part of it clicks when you see him putting his head in Mel's lap repeatedly like every single giant dog that does not realize they are not lap size. Then somethinnggg about "man every time he's doing that or even talking to Mel he ends up talking about Viktor huh"
And THEN the something...something about Viktor. About his mix of quiet introversion but the very self assured confidence he carries himself with. The way if something frustrates him he looks over at Jayce like "do something about that." The way that as soon as they partner up it's like he becomes this quiet pivot point holding lots of eye contact while pushing Jayce to do crimes and then being the force of calm confidence as the pressure mounted trying to stabilize the hexgem for the first time. Something about how he always takes Jayce's constant touches and physical looming like it's perfectly natural and you don't know why, but it doesn't feel like Jayce is imposing on him???
And then (for me at least lmao) that exchange on the bridge makes it all CLICK. Jayce got so wound up he ended up snapping at Viktor (bc he is a high energy dog and his response to stress/fear is baring teeth lmao) and Viktor does not even look up as he smacks Jayce's hand away. Does not GLANCE at Jayce as he very pointedly moves away from him and out of Jayce's personal space bubble. And Jayce's hand flinches where it's held out and he immediately says "I'm sorry" in the smallest voice. And THEN, only THEN does Viktor allow the hand on his back to lead him away and you realize. holy shit. Jayce has earned touching privileges back. Holy shit.
and MAN I am usually NOT AT ALL into the idea of D/s dynamics as a lifestyle thing but with those maniacs it's like. Oh you two never even discussed that this is the dynamic. Y'all are just LIKE THAT. If Viktor ever called Jayce "good boy" even as a joke you just KNOW Jayce would DROP to his knees like it's an instinct (making for a hilariously awkward day at the lab)
come with me anon come with me everyone, we gonna explore Dom/sub dynamics that have bonkers types and layers of power exchange nuances in em
#arcane#jayvik#they are not safe or sane but the consent level on that dynamic is to a troubling degree#me: im not into the whole permanent collar thing in kink it's just not my kink#Jayvik: is Like THAT#me:....goddamn its not my thing but its definitely those freaks thing#also i had a friend in college who was a professional dog handler and she was maybe 100lb soaking wet#and one of her dogs was a retired military belgian malinois#and bc i was Friend i usually saw him as a very large happy dog who wanted pets all the time#but whenever she was standing still he was slowly pacing around her in high alert mode#and if he saw something suspicious he would freeze while glancing over at her waiting for her signal#and she would only need to calmly say one word or flick her fingers a certain way to tell him what to do#and thats. thats jayvik right there
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are we getting season 2 of jatp or did charlie get a luke haircut?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or did madi just say she "channeled her inner julie" for her new song?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or did charlie post a picture of the beach from jatp with "this band is back" playing over it?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or did kenny just put the jatp account back in his bio?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or did savannah make a tiktok about how our theories are making her believe it's coming back?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or is the jatp fandom just coming back to life???
#jatp#julie and the phantoms#there's definitely more but#i just think it's suspicious#julie and the fat ones
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Anti-spectra!Jazz
so, we have Ghost!Jazz for whatever reason, i personally like it to happen a few years after Danny's Accident.
so Jazz is a ghost now, and her Obsession is predictably Psychology but unlike Spectra, Jazz gets pover from her clients actually making progress!
i also think it would be hilarious if Jazz's human disguise is more convincing that Danny's human form since his ghost side started bleeding into it more and he gives off uncanny vibes. Jazz does too but not more than anybody from amity park.
and she decides to move to Gotham because of course she wants to work in Arkham she can fulfill her Obsession and actually help people a lot there!
#dpxdc#danny phantom#Ghost!Jazz fenton#jazz fenton#Arkham#Jazz works in Arkham#she actually makes progress#which is suspicious and#bats be bats#they find her very suspicious brother whom is definitely not human#Danny will get teased for that#he actually becomes human and his very-not-human-anymore sister is the one who they assume is human???#Jazz and Spectra are rivals and absolutely hate each other#Jazz can and will deck her on sight#i love this#feel free to use#damn i want to read that#dc x dp#gimme gimme gimme
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if jinx and viktor had more scenes together im convinced she wouldve made a quip about his and jayce's suspiciously close relationship with each other lmfao
and viktor wouldve just deadnamed her again HAHA
#like she literally told her own sister 'i hope u got to have sesbian lex w ur gf bc im about to kill her' so... she doesnt rlly gaf lol#she also read jayce’s notes/diary in s1 he definitely wrote about viktor in there a suspicious number of times lol bro literally doodled him#jinx#arcane#viktor#viktor arcane#jinx arcane#jayce talis#jayce arcane#jayvik#arcane spoilers
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Imagine working as waitress at a small town diner on some random road in middle America. Its late at night and the only people you get at this hour are truckers and the occasionally high group of teens. You suddenly see two tall young handsome guys walk in wearing wrinkled flannels and worn down jeans covered in smth that looks like blood? They stand just a little too close and stare at each for just a little too long hunched over in a booth they barley fit in talking in a low whisper and glaring at anyone who dares walk past like it'#s their world and everyone else is just intruding. How could you not think something was going on? Your first definitely wouldn't be their just brother's right?
#wincest#spn#early seasons#sam winchester#gencest#dean winchester#I'd definitely be suspicious#sam looking at dean from under his bangs#Seasons 1-5#codependency#Their freaks honestly😆
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🐉🌸♀️ With him being the kind of husband whose neverending favorite story to brag about to every new person he meets is how much of a miraculous fate it was that he was born much much later than he should have, just in time to attend NRC the same time as you did. You who stumbled upon a world that isn't yours, stayed at an abandoned dorm he in particular happened to frequent, and went outside for fresh air at the exact same moment he was passing by. He wouldn't get tired of how amazed he was that he found his princess in a school full of men, of all places. If that isn't fate, then what is?
And that's just the prequel to a long, long talk of him just reminiscing your time together at NRC with astonishing detail. He goes through it every holiday. Every Halloween. Every New Year's. Every birthday. Basically every opportunity he gets. It comes to a point where your children finish his sentences for him. It comes to a point where novels and plays and movies get made with your love story as the blueprint.
Your story gets so dramaticized and embellished that it barely resembles your memories anymore. And honestly? You prefer it that way. Nobody else but you and him will know what exactly happened between you two, and it will remain a precious memory-- a sort of secret, that the two of you will look back on fondly for the rest of your days.
#honestly this is just me sometimes thinking how much of a convenient coincidence everything is#he's so suspiciously connected to ramshackle that it feels deliberate#he's definitely also clueless#and doesn't realize he's been led to meet the player at that point in time#it's either the writers planning this for fanservice or some other plot conspiracy lol#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#malleus x reader
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