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This feels racist as fuck 😭
Especially number 4
Like I get it different art styles exist but when your art style feels racist maybe you should try finding a different style or maybe you should learn how to draw black features with out making it come off as racist caricatures
#hobie brown#hobie brown x y/n#hobie brown x reader#hobie brown x black!reader#hobie x reader#anti blackness#who drew this#they ass needs to be fired#maybe I’m reaching#maybe I’m not#but it’s definitely suspicious
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Gregory believes in the Glammike FNAF theory,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#michael afton#glamrock freddy#fnaf gregory#glammike#fnaf#security breach#sister location#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#do you guys think Gregory is spitting?#is the boy cooking??#I like the idea that Michael and Glamrock are suspiciously similar#it’s not noticeable at first but Gregory definitely picked up on it#Michael would deny it cause he doesn’t want to be compared to an animatronic#Freddy denies it cause he knows Michael does pff#Gregory has two dads now wow …#this is for yall Glammike believers 🩵🩵🩵
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POV: you tell the Waynes you never really liked robin
#dc comics#batfam fanart#batfam#jason todd#damian wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#red hood#robin#red robin#Nightwing#they are DEFINITELY NOT overly protective of robin as a hero#it’s not suspicious at ALL#art#my art#fanart#doodle
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Here's a little Dorym I started last month after watching 4-Sided Dive but didn't finish until now
#yes I saw Robbie's footy shorts and went “oh Dorian would definitely wear footy shorts”#he is suspicious of his drink for reasons unknown#Orym turned out looking so cute I took myself off guard look at his curls#critical role#critical role fanart#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#dorym#cr fanart#cr3#critical role campaign 3#liam o'brien#robbie daymond#screencap redraw#olessan art#fan art#art#can you tell I started phoning it in on the shoes and chairs those are not the focus here lol
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Danny is rotting
Not that he notices. His body absorbs ectoplasm from the portal, with the ectoplasm preserving it. Each time he leaves his body, it absorbs more. No one, not even Danny has realized.
His parents find out after they see him leave his body behind to fight a ghost and promptly dips, flying off in panic with his body. He heads to one place with... definitely smaller amounts of ectoplasm, but enough to possibly survive.
Gotham.
Danny, in a rush, didn't have time to pick up the backpack meant for this scenario. He (thankfully) had some ectoplasm in his thermos, but it's not nearly enough long-term.
After running out of ectoplasm for a few days, Danny starts to feel off.
Danny's skin feels tight. His body is a lot stiffer than he recalls, and he can't seem to get rid of this awful smell on him. His face and hands are slowly discoloring, fuck, what the hell is going on?
His emotions and core are going haywire from the disapproval of his parents, perceiving anyone as a threat.
He temporarily haunts an alleyway, refusing and growling at anyone who enters his haunt. His eyes flash with that sickening green color. He can't afford to get hurt with the limited ectoplasm he has.
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Unfortunately for Danny, it was the alleyway where the Waynes were murdered.
And the Bats are protective of it too.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#He is definitely not mentally or physically ok rn#Jason Damian and whoever else are liminal they can live off the small amount of ectoplasm there#A kid with black hair and (sometimes) blue eyes in the alleyway where the Waynes were murdered? Hmmm suspicious#The kid acts like Jason when he had pit madness?? Yeah go investigate#corpse au#i forgot to add that
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It's interesting how Laios struggles to remember Kabru's name right away, yet is able to recall the feeling of his grip well enough to immediately understand that something isn't right (Kabru being cuffed)
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#laios touden#kabru#labru#posts that arent rly about labru but could be about labru#this is yet another demonstration of how laios' intelligence manifests in unconventional ways#just like with the shapeshifters he's bad with faces and smaller details but he's still quick to catch on through other means#but it is also v gay of him#if only kabru knew he just needed to crowd laios into a corner of the dungeon if he really wanted laios to remember his name ...#side note it's v cute how laios comes outside without being prompted and asks kabru how he's been even when he thinks it could be a monster#meanwhile chilchuck is like “THIS IS SUSPICIOUS AS FUCK??”#i dont know which of the canaries thought to use kabru as a lure#(it makes sense for it to have been mithrun after seeing the way kabru talks about laios)#but it definitely worked like a charm
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Honesty hours: I've been working a summer job at a bookstore for almost two months now. Here are the books I will discreetly shake my head at customers for buying. My literary red flags, if you will.
Anything tarot
Particular romance and romantasy novels that I've been told are basically just soft erotica (ACOTAR being the most popular)
Harlequins, which apparently still exist
Colleen Hoover
The Colleen Hoover merch we sell for some godforsaken reason
Heaven is For Real, When God Winks at You, and other theologically sketchy but inexplicably popular books. I'm always internally thinking, "oh honey, no!"
Giant stack of self help books combined with books from the business section. This suggests a very particular type of person. This type of person scares me.
Especially that one book we have about how to become a "superior man" (??)
More than one book by James Patterson. One book is forgivable; multiple suggests you follow him as an author
More than one book by Danielle Steel (same reason)
Parents buying their kids books that are just "Adult Thing: For Kids!" Like we have a picture book that's called "A Day at Dunder Mifflin" or the one adapted from the Dumb and Dumber movies and I'm like. Don't you think your kid would prefer something that's actually for them??
That guy who bought the collected writings of Lenin, the poetic writings of Mao, and a giant, thousand-page biography of Che Guevara all in one go. You okay there buddy?
#not trying to start anything just thought this crowd might appreciate this#if you're not familiar with Danielle Steel (i wasn't really before i started working here) she's basically just patterson ~for her~#suspiciously prolific (ie definitely using ghostwriters)#never leaves the top ten of the bestseller list (ie definitely putting a thumb on the scales)#and so insanely popular that we have to stock everything she's ever written in favor of other stuff#just to explain that one#i feel like the rest are pretty self explanatory#anyway. it's a fun summer job. but at the same time I feel very aware of the fact that my literary tastes place me in a minority#even among my coworkers#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#pontifications and creations
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Dcxdp prompt
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So there was a problem.
It turned out Ellie had become more unstable, and ended up having to retreat into her core. Frostbite explained to him how he had to carry her in himself, similar to human pregnancy, but a little more Eldritch.
Having a de aged Dan thrown in the mix, since Clockwork had de aged him to almost two years old, and his parents kicking him out after finding out about him being a halfa? Everything was a mess. Thankfully, clockwork was able to arrange for him to go to school in Gotham, even arranging fake records for him and Dan, now known as Dante, and enrolling him in school while Dante would be babysat by Lady Gotham. Now known as Danny Mortem, he was enrolled in Gotham Academy, and ready to attend until Ellie was born.(Clockwork promised him he’d only have to take a week off, that would be easily explained by the flu.)
Damian was very suspicious of his new classmate.


#funny#dcxdp#dc x dp#misunderstanding#de aged dan#de aged ellie#teen dad danny#mom danny#teen mom danny#Damian is suspicious of his new classmate#He definitely follows Danny home and sees baby Dante#he also can sense Danny is weird#Danny feels like a healthier version of the Lazarus pits#dad danny#pregnant Danny#mpreg
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are we getting season 2 of jatp or did charlie get a luke haircut?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or did madi just say she "channeled her inner julie" for her new song?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or did charlie post a picture of the beach from jatp with "this band is back" playing over it?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or did kenny just put the jatp account back in his bio?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or did savannah make a tiktok about how our theories are making her believe it's coming back?
are we getting season 2 of jatp or is the jatp fandom just coming back to life???
#jatp#julie and the phantoms#there's definitely more but#i just think it's suspicious#julie and the fat ones
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Anti-spectra!Jazz
so, we have Ghost!Jazz for whatever reason, i personally like it to happen a few years after Danny's Accident.
so Jazz is a ghost now, and her Obsession is predictably Psychology but unlike Spectra, Jazz gets pover from her clients actually making progress!
i also think it would be hilarious if Jazz's human disguise is more convincing that Danny's human form since his ghost side started bleeding into it more and he gives off uncanny vibes. Jazz does too but not more than anybody from amity park.
and she decides to move to Gotham because of course she wants to work in Arkham she can fulfill her Obsession and actually help people a lot there!
#dpxdc#danny phantom#Ghost!Jazz fenton#jazz fenton#Arkham#Jazz works in Arkham#she actually makes progress#which is suspicious and#bats be bats#they find her very suspicious brother whom is definitely not human#Danny will get teased for that#he actually becomes human and his very-not-human-anymore sister is the one who they assume is human???#Jazz and Spectra are rivals and absolutely hate each other#Jazz can and will deck her on sight#i love this#feel free to use#damn i want to read that#dc x dp#gimme gimme gimme
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🐉🌸♀️ With him being the kind of husband whose neverending favorite story to brag about to every new person he meets is how much of a miraculous fate it was that he was born much much later than he should have, just in time to attend NRC the same time as you did. You who stumbled upon a world that isn't yours, stayed at an abandoned dorm he in particular happened to frequent, and went outside for fresh air at the exact same moment he was passing by. He wouldn't get tired of how amazed he was that he found his princess in a school full of men, of all places. If that isn't fate, then what is?
And that's just the prequel to a long, long talk of him just reminiscing your time together at NRC with astonishing detail. He goes through it every holiday. Every Halloween. Every New Year's. Every birthday. Basically every opportunity he gets. It comes to a point where your children finish his sentences for him. It comes to a point where novels and plays and movies get made with your love story as the blueprint.
Your story gets so dramaticized and embellished that it barely resembles your memories anymore. And honestly? You prefer it that way. Nobody else but you and him will know what exactly happened between you two, and it will remain a precious memory-- a sort of secret, that the two of you will look back on fondly for the rest of your days.
#honestly this is just me sometimes thinking how much of a convenient coincidence everything is#he's so suspiciously connected to ramshackle that it feels deliberate#he's definitely also clueless#and doesn't realize he's been led to meet the player at that point in time#it's either the writers planning this for fanservice or some other plot conspiracy lol#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#malleus x reader
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Wasn’t gonna post this because it’s only semi-UT related, but. I really wanted to lmaooo— here’s my faeu self insert (post-turned-fae!)
Faeu is by @/antlered-prince
#myart#self insert#self indulgence time#the wings were super fun to draw#anyways ignore the doodles alsjjsjsjs#I didnt realize I was going to post this when I drew it and I’m too lazy to edit them out#anyways ummmm can we talk about faeu dream?#maybe it’s because I’m going through a major Dream phase rn but I adore him#he’s so nice but so intimidating OUGH#And a liar to boot…the only one#I want to go in his brain (or the equivalent) and dig around in there until I understand exactly who he is#and then maybe smooch him and help him through a character arc hehehe#also I wanna squish his cheeks when he smiles have you seen his smile?? definit#ly suspicious but incredibly endearing all the same#I’m eating him as we speak#I adore all the other fae skeletons as well ofc!! again - dream is just on my mind atm#especially slightly evil/morally ambiguous dream#anyways I’ll be off! have a wonderful day/night if you see this and even if you don’t :)
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Imagine working as waitress at a small town diner on some random road in middle America. Its late at night and the only people you get at this hour are truckers and the occasionally high group of teens. You suddenly see two tall young handsome guys walk in wearing wrinkled flannels and worn down jeans covered in smth that looks like blood? They stand just a little too close and stare at each for just a little too long hunched over in a booth they barley fit in talking in a low whisper and glaring at anyone who dares walk past like it'#s their world and everyone else is just intruding. How could you not think something was going on? Your first definitely wouldn't be their just brother's right?
#wincest#spn#early seasons#sam winchester#gencest#dean winchester#I'd definitely be suspicious#sam looking at dean from under his bangs#Seasons 1-5#codependency#Their freaks honestly😆
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
The thought of zim holding gir like a toddler has lived in my head for a long time now. I had to put it on paper.
#what happened to zims cunty waist?#we'll never know#cut to mrs bitters looking suspiciously more like violet chachki#she took the burden sdkjhfjkfghjk#anyway this is probably very ooc#but it's not.#it's not to me.#Anyway I used this fountain pen and UHHHHH I THINK INKING MIGHT BE MY NEW THING?!?!?!?#I was surprised by how fun it was#invader zim#zim#dib#dib membrane#invader zim fanart#gir#i definitely like drawing robo gir more#still figuring out the fursuit face :')#inktober#HELL YEAH!!! i inked something???? in october!!! I make the rules
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Dc x dp idea 96
If you were to ask Danny everything was going great in life. He and Danielle were traveling together causing chaos where ever they went. They definitely weren’t running.
The Giw was most certainly not hunting them down.
Jack and Maddie 100% accepted him being phantom. Like they knew it was him.
His parents definitely didn’t want to dissect him.
He totally didn’t loose contact with Jazz and his friends a week ago for no reason.
Definitely didn’t try and get back to amity only for a ghost shield to be around the town.
He was perfectly fine.
He and Danielle were great. Even meeting other teen heroes. There was a whole groups of these people. Which was cool and all. See the two of them were doing just great. No one could even tell something was wrong.
Yea. No one.
Meanwhile. The teen hero’s are very worried about the the new wandering definitely homeless on the run metas. Who were definitely not fine.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp dc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#teen titans#young justice#Danny and Ellie have befriended them#both in super suits and as civiallans#they are totally secretive about being on the run#no reason to be suspicious#Ellie is better at hiding it#she had more practice#Danny is not fine#he is lying to himself#and his sister and friends are not okay#Tim is definitely doing background checks#trying to figure out who they are#Danielle just doesn’t exist#why is the only mention of Danny about a purple himback gorilla#not his town or anything#why was he that close to a gorillas genitalia#how was that safe
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Feel free to take this time on this request. /gen
Since your Phoenix can come back from the dead, I wonder if you can draw Reginald's reaction to finding out about Phoenix's multiple deaths.
(How he finds out is up to you. But if you want an idea: Zoraxis memory reading machine upon Phoenix getting captured.)
rule number one of being a handler: never, ever panic in front of the agent. if you stay frosty, then they won’t panic either. Reginald is going to hang on to these feelings and quietly have a crisis once they’re safely back at base, where Phoenix will never know.
#we all know that Reginald’s mask only cracks when he can’t actually find the agent and he otherwise takes everything in stride#he’s actually very careful with his emotions it’s just hard to realize bc he covers it up with quips and jokes#like in First Class when he’s like “enemies have found you. good for them!”#he definitely had a mini heart attack when he found that out and was desperately trying not to show it#plus he’s a smart guy and was already suspicious bc Phoenix would do stuff before he told them to#like two days after this the implications of dying dozens of times over will suddenly hit him and he’ll start asking more questions#but yeah the initial reaction i’d guess would be shockingly tame#thanks for the ask!#i expect you to die#ieytd#agent phoenix#reginald crane#the handler#my art#trying out type for the speech bubbles bc writing it takes foreverrrrr#feel free to keep the asks coming i am so bored all the time
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