#also i had a friend in college who was a professional dog handler and she was maybe 100lb soaking wet

[linddzz]

I'm not gonna lie "jayce is protective/possessive in a way that a guard dog is" and "but a guard dog has a collar and a leash" have changed my brain chemistry on a molecular, nay, atomic level oh my god I'm a changed person nothing is gonna be the same *feral screaming*

Thank yooouu!!!! I am pretty pleased with that framing for them ever since it occured to me when I was writing out that protective/possessive Jayce post! It really clicked using that description as the summation of the VIBE I got from them even in Season1. That vibe where it's undeniable that Jayce is more physically forward and LOOKS like he's taking charge in those moments where he puts a hand out to hold Viktor back and it LOOKS at first like Viktor just goes along with things.

But there is just. That vibe. That sense. Something about noticing how much Jayce can act assertive but very much wants someone else directing him as Season1 goes. Something about how he's always moving around Viktor. And part of it clicks when you see him putting his head in Mel's lap repeatedly like every single giant dog that does not realize they are not lap size. Then somethinnggg about "man every time he's doing that or even talking to Mel he ends up talking about Viktor huh"

And THEN the something...something about Viktor. About his mix of quiet introversion but the very self assured confidence he carries himself with. The way if something frustrates him he looks over at Jayce like "do something about that." The way that as soon as they partner up it's like he becomes this quiet pivot point holding lots of eye contact while pushing Jayce to do crimes and then being the force of calm confidence as the pressure mounted trying to stabilize the hexgem for the first time. Something about how he always takes Jayce's constant touches and physical looming like it's perfectly natural and you don't know why, but it doesn't feel like Jayce is imposing on him???

And then (for me at least lmao) that exchange on the bridge makes it all CLICK. Jayce got so wound up he ended up snapping at Viktor (bc he is a high energy dog and his response to stress/fear is baring teeth lmao) and Viktor does not even look up as he smacks Jayce's hand away. Does not GLANCE at Jayce as he very pointedly moves away from him and out of Jayce's personal space bubble. And Jayce's hand flinches where it's held out and he immediately says "I'm sorry" in the smallest voice. And THEN, only THEN does Viktor allow the hand on his back to lead him away and you realize. holy shit. Jayce has earned touching privileges back. Holy shit.

and MAN I am usually NOT AT ALL into the idea of D/s dynamics as a lifestyle thing but with those maniacs it's like. Oh you two never even discussed that this is the dynamic. Y'all are just LIKE THAT. If Viktor ever called Jayce "good boy" even as a joke you just KNOW Jayce would DROP to his knees like it's an instinct (making for a hilariously awkward day at the lab)

come with me anon come with me everyone, we gonna explore Dom/sub dynamics that have bonkers types and layers of power exchange nuances in em

[survivor-trinidad-and-tobago]

Cast Reveal: Calypso

Andrea, she/her, 22

My name is Andrea, I go by Drea! I am a full time content creator. When I’m not making content I’m marathon training, day dreaming about survivor, and most likely obsessing over taylor swift and over analyzing every single lyric she writes. Or crying about every inconvenience that happens in my life. 

OCCUPATION: Content Creator

HOBBIES: Running, content creation, photography, and listening to Phoebe Bridgers religiously

PET PEEVES: People who are loud for absolutely no reason, people who lie about the dumbest things to make their lives sound better

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: Erica Casupanan because I dont want to make big flashy/ in your face moves but I’m subtle and social and people will most likely underestimate me

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: I’m constantly labeled as someone who isn’t outgoing, introverted, and quiet. I know that people underestimate and that’s exactly why I wouldn’t cross anyone’s mind as a threat, I’m competitive and know what I want and will always make sure that I’m at the top.

Astyn, they/them, 32

Hi my name is Astyn. I am 32 years old. I am a daycare teacher who plays a loyal game. People always want to take me out early.

OCCUPATION: early preschool teacher

HOBBIES: diamond painting making graphics

PET PEEVES: people holding past game grudges

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: Cirie because of her loyalty.

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: i want to give this game my all and try my best

Chris, he/him, 42

Professional Dungeon Master. I once drove through fire and had tear gas shot at me from a tank in Peru…so this should be easy.

OCCUPATION: Operations Manager at non-profit

HOBBIES: Dungeons & Dragons, board games, reading, video games, walking outside on a Saturday

PET PEEVES: filling out surveys

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: I’ve never seen Survivor, but my friends are telling me to say Jonathan Penner.

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: With all my time as a Dungeon Master, I'm good at playing characters and playing people. And my age is the answer to life, the universe, and everything

Colin, he/him/they/them/any, 23

hey hey!! i'm colin. it's been so long since i've played survivor... i'm so old...

OCCUPATION: Administrative Assistant

HOBBIES: Video games, reading, dancing, aging gracefully

PET PEEVES: cis straight men

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: Eliza Orlins! I'm chaotic and a lil annoying. I hold my ground and I make my own moves regardless of what my allies may want.

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: I mean, statistics. I've played so many games and I've never won so it's bound to happen eventually. I also believe everyone will just be super nice and let me win please :)

ANYTHING ELSE: I love chaos

Jack, he/him, 21

Hi! My names Jack Mahalaris and I’m from Providence RI! I am a college junior hoping to eventually go to dental school🪥 🦷. My favorite things to do are go to the beach, go out with my friends and hang with my dog, Dallas! I also love coffee, music, fitness (as of recently LOL) and reality tv!

OCCUPATION: Student

HOBBIES: I love going to the beach, going out to bars, hanging with friends, reality tv (obviously), amusement parks, lakes, hiking

PET PEEVES: Someone who noticeably doesn’t brush their teeth😬😷 & people who act entitled / better than everyone else

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: I would say I’m a mix Dan Rengering from David vs Goliath because he was just SOO cute and social and Brenda Lowe because I love her smile and I would totally let her vote me out LMAO

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: I think I’ll be the sole survivor because I’m super sweet and am the most determined person! If I’m ever in danger I will work my butt off to save myself or the people I’m loyal to

Kathryn, she/her, 20

A 20 year old body, but the brain of a suburban soccer mom. I’m here to root for everyone’s success and bring cookies if needed. Good luck out there guys!

OCCUPATION: Doggy Daycare Handler

HOBBIES: Anything involving creation. Baking, drawing, writing, architectural design, etc. Oh, and sleeping.

PET PEEVES: Lying and hypocrisy

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: ??? Never seen the show, regular viewers will have to tell me :P

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: No one can kill mom. They're too dependent on my cookies and emotional support.

ANYTHING ELSE: I'm very new to the whole concept, including the show, but I'd like to play the game properly to win. However, I also want everyone to have fun, so like 70% serious gameplay and 30% mom is here to kiss your boo-boo's.

Kaylee, she/her, 24

I'm just an anxious city gal who loves to win but also loves to learn. I'm a UT grad and I do but don't like computers, I love historic architecture, Mamma Mia, and people with emotional intelligence. I don't know what I want all the time, but that may just mean I have nothing to lose. So long story short, I think I could end up winning this.

OCCUPATION: Video Editor

HOBBIES: Tufting and other crafts, reading, roller skating, hiking

PET PEEVES: Entitled people and crumbs

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: I’ve been told Kim Spradlin

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: Some elbow grease and bit of luck

ANYTHING ELSE: I’m a busy gal but I usually get around to things eventually

Michael, he/him, 28

Welllllll, my name is Michael and I'm 28 from Austin, Texas. I'm a TV and Film obsessive and I'm on a mission to see it all, good or bad. I work with the Unhoused population of Austin as a housing Case Manager. Aaaaand, I generally just love being around people, making friends, and building memories.

OCCUPATION: Triage and Outreach Coordinator

HOBBIES: Movies! TV! Tabletop Games! Maintaining Friendships! Making Jokes! Standing in various locations!

PET PEEVES: Anyone who names their pet Peeves, you're on notice!

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: I’m more of a Cirie than a Rob but I want to make my Rob shine

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: I play one hell of a social Game, Jeff. I'm also not an idiot, and will put my brain to use.

ANYTHING ELSE: I want everyone to join me in a moment of silence

Raffy, he/him, 22

I am just a little guy with a little dog and a little self-esteem. I work as a Sales Administrator full-time, but in my spare time I game, read, and write. My favorite novels include "Beloved" by Toni Morrison, "Red, White, and Royal Blue" by Casey McQuiston, and "Quicksand" by Nella Larsen (which I wrote my senior thesis on). I'm still deciding if I wanna go to grad school in the future, but I would go for a PhD in English because I'm a big nerd. If I were a snack, I'd be a fruit roll-up.

OCCUPATION: Sales Administrator

HOBBIES: Reading, writing, and playing video games

PET PEEVES: Happy people

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: I am definitely very similar to Ricard Foye. Gay, Latino, and loves to play the game of Survivor. 

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: I probably won’t uwu

ANYTHING ELSE: I’m hungry

Tanner, he/him, 24

I traveled USA

OCCUPATION: Unemployed

HOBBIES: TV

PET PEEVES: People who cut in line

SURVIVOR PLAYER YOU ARE MOST LIKE: Boston Rob he’s legend

WHY YOU WILL BE SOLE SURVIVOR: I’m popular

ANYTHING ELSE: I am everywhere in the community

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Calypso, here are your buffs!

[twofaced-night]

Honestly everyone going hur dur I bet some white kid wrote this or oh no I would have gotten in trouble Bc of ___ reason or don’t be an asshole don’t get the point of this post.

OP isn’t telling you to be the one kid who never shuts up in class or to go do crack. OP isn’t telling you to distrupt the learning environment or be an unpleasant person you dumbasses.

OP is telling you to go on an adventure with your friends at midnight, pull a harmless prank on your teacher, fight back to the kid who has been bullying you by roasting their ass or punching them in the face. Sneak out of the house to go to that party. Skip doing your homework if you think it’s better for your mental health. Cuss out the teacher who’s been bullying you for the whole year. Stand up for yourself. Have fun. While I can’t say from personal experience that this works, because I’m the type of person who isn’t interested in doing these types of things (besides the teacher one, which does work and is very fun.) BUT I can promise you that most legal things you do won’t follow you through life. My father came into school late everyday to go surf, brought his two pet iguana’s to college every day on a leash, and now has a doctors degree and runs to biggest practice in our county for low income minorities. My mother partied everyday and almost failed high school because of it and now is a clinical phycologist. My sister almost failed high school and smoked weed and she’s on her way to working in national parks and is a professional dog handler.

And before you say “wow you sound like a white privileged person.” I’m not. My mother comes from an extremely low income family. My sister is a teen pregnancy that grew up 6 years without a dad. My dad, while more privileged, yes, had an abusive mother who treated him like garbage and forced him to move out at 16. He also had multiple mental disabilities that resulted in him begin beat by his teachers for not begin able to read/write/or focus in class. We are all proud Puerto Rican’s.

So please, if you want to, ACT out. Have fun with school, go crazy and stupid, yes, it really doesn’t matter in the long run. Detention or an asswhoping from your mother is worth begin able to look back on it and say “I had a good time” when your 50 years old and now a functioning member of society.

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually