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klistohikaru · 1 year ago

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forgot to post it here. the worms in my head

#sweaterduo #sweater duo #jschlatt #jschlatt fanart #schlatt fanart #wilbur soot #wilbur soot fanart #schlatt #my art #i drew this while being stuck at the train station for 4+ hours because of the storm #i was literally drawing this while being in cwilbur's limbo #worst experience of my life #but it was funny though

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twinliches · 7 months ago

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken #if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent ��🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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proletariat-of-sex · 7 months ago

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How I found out about trump getting shot

#donald trump #us politics #its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment #imagine trump as an ao3 author like “sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways #thanks ao3 author #archive of our own #trump #ao3 #history #archiveofourown #fanfiction #joe biden #politics #funny

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0ffbeatqueer · 2 years ago

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This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

#transgender #miss italia #queer #funny #lmao #lgbtq+#queer news #lgbtq+ news #transmasc #transfem #ftm #mtf #this is iconic #sad that the trans women can't compete though #maybe this will change things #trans solidarity

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago

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License to Kitty.

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!

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crayonsquadlilac · 4 months ago

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Twitter seemed to really insanely (Unreasonably) like this one so I guess I will post it here also

I was just silly doodling a strange experience I have and apparently I am not the only person who has it because it's currently at 82 Thousand likes and Climbing and it has boosted my measly little six hundred and seventy follower number on there to like almost 800 and like. I Don't Understand gjfjfhdsg

Edit Hey what the Hell. Don't blow up on TWO platforms that's Illegal. Stop It

#doodles #my art #my artwork #funny #The gods just decided to beam the intense clout beam directly onto me for a day i guess #Watch it get like 3 notes on here though jffhdhdhs

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t00thpasteface · 1 year ago

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fucking love saying "tough crowd" or "is this thing on" after telling a joke and not getting a response. or "i still need to workshop that one". you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you're only helping me set up more jokes. it's open mic night at the hotel california

#shebbz shoutz #''are any of them funny though'' well let's not get ahead of ourselves

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fruit-dog · 6 months ago

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Hello again gravity falls my beautiful wife

#gravity falls #bill cipher #the book of bill #stanford pines #my art #stupid joke but I though it was funny. 🕴️

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herecomessickness · 16 days ago

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they forcefemming luigi so straight men will be incentivized to learn about why the us healthcare system is broken

#men are so funny though like you really cant ovjectively state a guy is attractive without doubting your own sexuality. you have to gender #swap it with ai to be able to tell. come on

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morganbritton132 · 3 months ago

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The funniest thing Stranger Things could do is reveal that Steve’s parents are like, really liberal. They donate to AIDs research. They were arrested protesting the Vietnam War. They campaigned for Mondale. Steve tells them that Nancy broke up with him and they’re like, “Thank god, that family believes in Reaganomics.”

#they’re never home because they’re civil rights attorneys #they meet Robin and tell her that they’re not exactly ‘friends of Dorothy’ (they tried. didnt like it) but they’re cool with Dorothy #and all her friends #Robin’s about to cry and Steve is just like ‘…who the fuck is Dorothy?’#I think it’d be funny if they were the exact opposite of what the fandom thinks #though I love ‘Steve has bad parents’ angst so much #steve harrington #stranger things

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andstuffsketches · 1 month ago

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um, can you play a song with a beat?

#cassandra cain #batgirl #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #this was born bc i thought “casscass” was a funny ship name and was trying to decide if i thought they would ever actually go out #and what made the most sense to me was #post- the casskon experiment w boys cass experiments with girls by going on a date with cassie #who is superficially similar to kon (lol)#but tbh i dont think it would last (though they would part amicably)#also can i say? i saw ppl making jokes about butch kon re: casskon and now that i actually read it its almost explicity just #cass trying out dating a boy due to her insecurities about being “normal” and then after like 2 issues decides shes not into it #like you dont need to invent a headcanon to square that w lesbian cass??#casskon #casscass #kon el #conner kent #superboy #comic #comics #dc #dc comics #batgirl 2000 #2024 #<- when i drew it #cassiecass

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adhd-merlin · 11 months ago

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opened my mobile kindle app for the first time in a while and it immediately started harassing me about le morte d'arthur

#the funny thing is I *was* thinking about this book #yesterday though #that's not why I'm here #arthuriana #*

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puppppppppy · 3 months ago

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Bridge to turnabout doodles

#EDGEWORTH WITH THE CRANE FOLDING IS SO FUNNY AND SO CUTE LOL #and hearing characters react to his glare + his own monologue about it is peak #I wanna revisit the first case after I finish this now that I now abt Diego Armando #I think that whole debacle had to do with dahlia also poisoning him but since I didn’t know much abt him at the time I wanna see again #iris and pearl have similar glaring(?) faces and its really cute #when I went to visit iris again in the detention centre after poking around the temple i was startled when gumshoe followed me LOL #I guess hes kind of like my substitute for maya???#and they voiced edgeworths take that line when I had to use the Magatama thats so neat!!!!#I squinted and they did the same thing for the dialogue button and talk screens- his silhouette is where phoenix’s would be #I thought that was a really nice subtle touch #doodles #my art #myart #ace attorney #aa #trials and tribulations #bridge to turnabout #im still really early in the case though #mia fey #iris fey #diego armando #dick gumshoe #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright

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neuro-psyche · 9 months ago

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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-