herecomessickness
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wow you're so cool for using slurs as insults and not at all indistinguishable from actual bigots. call an annoying gay person a faggot to their face and see where it gets you
ok faggot
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it feels so much better i ate spaghetti 🤤😋
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daaaam this dude really just said in this big ass fuckin gm that hes willing to sell people an oz of coke. i would never buy from someone selling ozs of coke tho im a pussy that sounds too hard for me…
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i got an unskippable ad for a mobile game the other day called “KILL THE BUDDY” (all caps because they kept blaring it across my screen in all caps) and the tutorial was some blank doll and the player beat him with a hammer, set him on fire then dumped nuclear waste on him. and the torture went on for 30 seconds until he died then at the end when he finally succumbed to his injuries the screen went blank and said “NICE KILL!!!!!!” then prompted me to download it to “kill my own buddy”
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Nobody hates you bro just do your dishes
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this is still one of the funniest things shes ever done
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so apparently you're not supposed to get cum on the tumblr servers :/
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i was ready to send a bpd email to staff.
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great site, your servers go down and everyone goes “woah did my blog get deleted for no reason”
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you have 6 seconds to pass me that blunt before i threaten to kill myself
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