#but it makes me foam at the mouth

[wideminded-dreamer]

josh in black affects me way more than it should 🧍🏻‍♀️

[wishgrub]

me and the bad bitches i pulled by giving myself a lobotomy <3

[purrassicjet]

Fig and Sandra Lynn are so "I wish you loved yourself as much as I love you" about each other

[phosphostar]

Need to feel Curly’s beard while he’s eating me out ASAP

FUCK YES ANON OH MY GOD

nsfw IMMEDIATELY under the cut!!!

“oh- oh god, curly!” i whimper as his scruffy stubble brushes again my sensitive thighs, curly still not letting up. i’m on my.. my 2nd orgasm? 3rd? i have no fucking idea, he’s making me feel so good.

“my sweet sweet baby” he groans against my sopping cunt, lapping away at all the juices i can give him. he pulls away just before i cum again, and i whine out. both at the loss of contact, but just the look on his face. his baby blue eyes hazed over, chin and stubble soaked by my juices. fuckkkk he’s so beautiful. so so beautiful.

“you okay?” he asks, looking into my eyes as mr jaw slacks slightly. “hm?” i asked him, fucked out of my mind by just his tongue. “please keep going, captain..” i say, my voice hoarse. something flicks in his mind, and i can see it in his eyes. he slams his face back into my cunt, moaning and screaming out as he eats me out even tougher. this is gonna be a long night, and i wouldn’t have it any other way.

[i-eat-mold]

posted this on insta but i feel bold enough to post it here too

[cashmere-caveman]

flint voice all i ever wanted was to walk away from the sea silver voice i never wanted to be a pirate flint voice i feared the man i was about to create. i feared that someone born of such dark things would consume me were i not careful. and i was determined only to wear him for a while and then dispose of him when his purpose was complete. and i thought of that story. billy voice i've watched her follow mad men. i've watched her follow rich men. i've watched her bow before tyrants. but now it's time she had a king. when we're ready, when he's ready, he'll step into the role we've created for him. flint voice when i say there's a war coming, i don't mean with the scarborough. i don't mean with king george or england. civilization is coming and it means to exterminate us. if we are to survive, we must unite behind our own king. billy voice we have no kings here. flint voice i am your king. billy voice but now it's time she had a king. when we're ready, when he's ready, he'll step into the role we've created for him. max voice until then, i remain long john silver. madi voice who is long john silver? silver voice well, that's a very good question. i assume he saw value in the tall tales told about me after that night in the tavern. saw mystery in it, perhaps. use my name upon which to build his story. flint voice one night he was alone on the late watch at anchor in the boston harbour when he sees this man climbing out of the water and onto his ship. a stranger. now, my grandfather thought about ringing the bell, but curiosity got the better of him. the stranger approaches my grandfather and asks him for a little rum. man said that he'd fled his fishing trawler. accused of killing another man. and when asked his name, the man simply replied mr. flint. billy voice when we're ready, when he's ready, he'll step into the role we've created for him. silver voice look, this deal, it's really a terrible idea. there are so many ways it could go wrong. me, i can't help myself. i see an opportunity, i take it. it's a sickness. truly. but you, you can still walk away.

[nalu-gifs]

[chirrups]

here is my au piece for 2024 @mcytblraufest! simple premise is that PET are infected but asymptomatic carriers of the zombie virus and find purpose in doing what uninfected people can't safely, delivering mail!

PLEASE for the love of god, check out the fic for this piece written by @theminecraftbee and betaed by @aistandardcherry. it's so well written and i will be rotating it in my mind for forever

[tinyangrynerd]

"Now there is no way they won't pay attention. Let the world behold their Lord's ascension!" ☀️🎸

[lucydoodlessometimes]

soooooo. shes addicting

concept credit still goes to @pisoprano @blur0se and @asukiess, i just yap onto a page

[wrathfulanimal]

‘conjoined’ | 03/08/2024

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hannibal nbc

screenshot redraw - done in procreate

[lassie-face]

He’s got a kissable face

[icebear4president]

I wonder what cTommy would think if he knew if he could have become president he would have been the one standing on the podium when L’manburg was going to blow up.

cWilbur was going to be having cTommy follow him everywhere, and that even meant bringing his little brother down to the afterlife with him. (Funny how cTommy did eventually follow in his brother footsteps, just not in the way either of them had intended.)

[ayyyy-le-simp]

I was having a lovely conversation with my mom today at the dinner table while eating tacos. We were talking about fictional and celebrity hunks. She listed Chris Evans, Thor and Chris Pratt. I listed Harrison Ford/ Han Solo and Bucky Barnes.

“Who else do you find as a hunk?” My beloved mami (mom for Spanish, yes I still call her mami, let me act like a kid around her 🙄) asked.

I snapped my fingers and pointed to nothing but air “Hunter from The Bad Batch.”

My amazing Mami looked at me and said “That’s a cartoon character” She gave me a look and said “that’s…weird.���

I then showed her a picture of Hunter (even though she has seen him before). She then said “He looks like Rambo.”

My somewhat uncultured ass looked up Rambo.

Oh my gosh

Oh my gosh

Holy smokes-

MY MOTHER, MY AMAZING MAMI, WAS NOT LYING

Conversation with a friend of mine after looking up Rambo

RAMBO IS LITERALLY HUNTER BUT FROM THE 80S WITH A PEW PEW AND SWEATY ASS ABS AND SHOULDERS ANS BICEPS

Hunter, baby, honey, sweetheart, cream to my coffee, amor, mi corazón, please, take off your shirt and be Space Rambo. I’ll be your little housewife. I cook, clean, and I’m great with kids. Call me at 1-800-NEED-A-MAN

[kcrra]

don't know how to properly articulate my deeply insane feelings that these two are facing each other in the promotion - the choice always ends and begins with each other. they are the mirror the other can't stand to look at, and yet neither can look away. always staring at this reflection, always longing, always turning back once more instead of staring forward. delusional rhaenicent nation how are we fEELING.....

[jjkyaoi]

a photographer told chappell to shut the fuck up at the vmas and she, rightfully, shut that shit down and told HIM to stfu. and now suddenly she’s the massive bitch AGAIN who can’t handle publicity and needs to be taken down a peg. hjmmm.. it’s almost as if, you guys are all for women speaking up for themselves and fighting against unfair treatment specifically from men until it’s not an imaginary scenario you’ve conceived in your mind and it actually happens and they aren’t perfectly nice about it. uhuh. uhuh. don’t mind me js taking notes