wishgrub
ROXY: but p much all my ideas are funny
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wishgrub · 2 days ago
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Jayce Talis - Arcane S2 Act III
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wishgrub · 6 days ago
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wishgrub · 6 days ago
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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"
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wishgrub · 7 days ago
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hey reminder that connecting humanity is extremely low on esims rn and desperately needs esim donations and also that there are a lot of cool things you can get in exchange for a donation
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wishgrub · 7 days ago
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the once and future king 🦷🩸
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wishgrub · 15 days ago
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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Kinda building a team
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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Ethnic is one of the funnier euphemisms for not white. Damn you look like you come from somewhere
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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nurse and intern
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wishgrub · 16 days ago
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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wishgrub · 17 days ago
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hope is a skill
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wishgrub · 17 days ago
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