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When i think about a twins-dad!dean crossover au i imagine that in a world with hunters Mary and Neil frequented hunting bars while on the run and have British men of letters connections so when the impala rolls into town Neil recognizes it and immediately tries to run the winchesters out of town

Okay my running list: WHO IS THE TWINYARDS BIRTH FATHER????

1. Some asshole

2. Some normal dude with horrendous taste in women

3. Dean Winchester pretending to be FBI agent Bowie Minyard

4. FBI agent Towns and/ or Browning undercover as normal man Minyard

5. THE POSSIBILITY THAT DAVID WYMACK IS YOUR FATHER IS LOW BUT NEVER ZERO

6. Just some guy but Tilda killed him and buried him under the porch and it was the guilt of the crime that gave her such a complex

7. Stephanie Walker pre-transition and shes trying real hard to convince Renee to invite them over so she can explain but she lives in NORTH DAKOTA and Renee who has no idea why her mother wants to hang around her bestie and one of her least favorite teammates keeps avoiding the conversation despite the fact that if her and andrew knew they were siblings they would high five so hard

8. Romero Malcom under an alias

9. A Mamma Mia situation with three very different men who she met at a concert venue called Minyard on three separate nights

10. Batman

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Okay i’ve been thinking about twinyard dad!Romero Malcom for like two straight hours

Deranged Romero in town to stalk Neil and help Lola do arts and crafts with pigs blood, he squints at the twins as he watches them run around and is like “wait a minute, wasn’t I Ralphie Minyard that one time in California while I was setting up that weapons line for the boss????” And then he’s like shit! And he volunteers to stay in Palmetto and keep watching Neil while everyone else goes off to set things up for Nathan’s release and the whole time he’s got a little notepad where he makes checks in two little columns lableled “hate” and “like” wheres he’s trying to figure out if the twins will be upset when Neil dies. Because like “fuck Junior that little brat is annoying and not my kid and he deserves whatever he gets,” but also “damn i got two sons and i’ve never done anything for them, am i killing their friend or their teammate?” Which all culminates in Romero getting a glimpse Andrew and Neil kissing and then banging his head against a wall because now he has to somehow save the kid he’s supposed to torture and kill to even the score of a lifetime of ignorant neglect.

Cue Romero giving the Wesninski inner circle the run around, making deals with the Hatfords, and abducting Neil from the abduction of Neil in order to return him to his son and when Neil’s very reasonably like “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON,” Romero Malcom goes “shut the fuck up i hate you so damn much and would give antthing to finally watch you die,” and Neil just never gets an answer because this is Romero’s big move to do something nice for his kids but he’s not actually planning to let anyone know that what’s going on

He’s just going to stalk his kids from a distance and occasionally step in to help out without explaining

Eventually Neil will walk by Aaron and Katelyn looking at old pictures of Tilda and he’ll see the one picture of the twins dad they have and just stop functioning because that… is Romero and suddenly everything will make so much sense

Okay my running list: WHO IS THE TWINYARDS BIRTH FATHER????

1. Some asshole

2. Some normal dude with horrendous taste in women

3. Dean Winchester pretending to be FBI agent Bowie Minyard

4. FBI agent Towns and/ or Browning undercover as normal man Minyard

5. THE POSSIBILITY THAT DAVID WYMACK IS YOUR FATHER IS LOW BUT NEVER ZERO

6. Just some guy but Tilda killed him and buried him under the porch and it was the guilt of the crime that gave her such a complex

7. Stephanie Walker pre-transition and shes trying real hard to convince Renee to invite them over so she can explain but she lives in NORTH DAKOTA and Renee who has no idea why her mother wants to hang around her bestie and one of her least favorite teammates keeps avoiding the conversation despite the fact that if her and andrew knew they were siblings they would high five so hard

8. Romero Malcom under an alias

9. A Mamma Mia situation with three very different men who she met at a concert venue called Minyard on three separate nights

10. Batman

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Okay, I might be pulling this out of my ass but since that finals match was in Evermore that means the foxes should have been wearing their white away jerseys. Which means: the final match was a game of chess.

Not only are they wearing white, but they have first serve (Dan won the coin toss), and near the end the Foxes' king (Neil, because this is a battle between Riko and Neil) changes positions with the tower (Matt, a defenseman that towers over most people) creating the illusion of a castling.

And right there at the end, Riko attempts to kill Neil because they're in front of each other, but that's not how kings work. In the time it takes him to take that step, Andrew closes the gap and strikes. Check mate.

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@tigtree you’re so right this should be a poll

Okay my running list: WHO IS THE TWINYARDS BIRTH FATHER????

1. Some asshole

2. Some normal dude with horrendous taste in women

3. Dean Winchester pretending to be FBI agent Bowie Minyard

4. FBI agent Towns and/ or Browning undercover as normal man Minyard

5. THE POSSIBILITY THAT DAVID WYMACK IS YOUR FATHER IS LOW BUT NEVER ZERO

6. Just some guy but Tilda killed him and buried him under the porch and it was the guilt of the crime that gave her such a complex

7. Stephanie Walker pre-transition and shes trying real hard to convince Renee to invite them over so she can explain but she lives in NORTH DAKOTA and Renee who has no idea why her mother wants to hang around her bestie and one of her least favorite teammates keeps avoiding the conversation despite the fact that if her and andrew knew they were siblings they would high five so hard

8. Romero Malcom under an alias

9. A Mamma Mia situation with three very different men who she met at a concert venue called Minyard on three separate nights

10. Batman

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Okay my running list: WHO IS THE TWINYARDS BIRTH FATHER????

1. Some asshole

2. Some normal dude with horrendous taste in women

3. Dean Winchester pretending to be FBI agent Bowie Minyard

4. FBI agent Towns and/ or Browning undercover as normal man Minyard

5. THE POSSIBILITY THAT DAVID WYMACK IS YOUR FATHER IS LOW BUT NEVER ZERO

6. Just some guy but Tilda killed him and buried him under the porch and it was the guilt of the crime that gave her such a complex

7. Stephanie Walker pre-transition and shes trying real hard to convince Renee to invite them over so she can explain but she lives in NORTH DAKOTA and Renee who has no idea why her mother wants to hang around her bestie and one of her least favorite teammates keeps avoiding the conversation despite the fact that if her and andrew knew they were siblings they would high five so hard

8. Romero Malcom under an alias

9. A Mamma Mia situation with three very different men who she met at a concert venue called Minyard on three separate nights

10. Batman

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The Kings men, chapter four

Okay i'm literally shaking posting this, i've been working on it for days i lost all objectivity about it.

Someone requested this scene when I asked for recommendations on an older post, so this is tkm chapter four:

"Andrew sprawled on the couch in the lounge while Kevin went ahead to change out. Neil hesitated, changed his mind and started after Kevin, and changed his mind again. He stood behind the couch, folding his arms across the back of it, and peered down at Andrew. Andrew had one arm folded under his head and the other draped over his eyes to block the light. 'One of these days you might as well practice with us,' Neil said."

This scene is so long I had to cut some parts (including the incredible "You let us run ourselves into the ground and clean up behind us. You play the game like you play life. That's why you're so good at it.").

Not to mention Andrew's height fear, one of my all-time favorite aftg quotes ("When you said you were afraid of heights, you were joking, right?" "Andrew, you can't be. What were you doing on the roof?" "Feeling." -tkm ch.5).

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i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

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Some amazing things are happening in twitter right now

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Working on ch 26, no idea when i’ll be done but i have written one of my favorite lines yet so there is that

“You’re gonna kill me with your hands”

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Other kind of body count poll here.

If you have any poll requests, please send them in my asks! Requests are always appreciated.

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Rewriting memories

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I really do think practically every Matt Maeson was tailor made for thinking about Neil Josten but I also don’t think Neil listens to music i think he is constantly just raw dogging reality with no little soundtrack behind him he just thinks his little monologues and stares at Andrew never before had there been an artist more unintentionally almost perfect to a character and their entire vibe and he would never notice

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Which aftg character would actively listen to ethel cain and enjoy all of her music? You ask me, shaking the walls of my house with surprising vigor, well i am so glad you asked Allison, Allison would, you might want to say Renee or Nicky for the heavy themes of religion but Nicky is a pop girlie and Renee listens to indie singer/songwriter stuff Allison treats pop music like homework she has to do to get a good grade in pop culture and clubs (both possible to achieve and normal to want) but her heart and soul belongs to gothic-folk-horror music that she can stare at the celing about

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Im a big believer in Andrew says “yes dear,” in a mocking tone whenever neil asks him to do something much to Neil’s unspoken and well covered satisfaction and when neil’s sleepy he lapses into responding “ok handsome” im the same way you or i might have said “ok boomer” in 2016 and it makes Andrew’s ears turn red everytime

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Okay okay so if Riko is king, and Kevin Day his royal highness is a queen, the parallelism of aftg sets up that Andrew is the other king, him and riko being foils of a sort. So…. What piece is Neil? I ask myself you ask yourself we all sit in wonder? A knight? Leaping out around corners to protect and bite? A pawn ready at any moment to ascend to godhood and take a crown? Idk man i sort of think he very quickly becomes the other player at the board, he is the one setting things in motion choosing which way the pieces move with his manipulation and puppy eyes but i’m not a doctor so who knows

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“You were always going to lose him” Kevin ??

He’s insane for that one. Poor guy probably meant it in a warped comforting way like, “we knew this was going to happen, it’s okay” but I now do not blame Andrew for choking him out because of it. Because that’s so out of pocket. WILD.

Imagine being stressed that your bf is missing and maybe dead and you promised yourself until like THAT DAY that you’d protect him from anything and then to add insult to injury Kevin Day is like “you were always going to lose him” I’d do worse than choke him I’ll tell you that much