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as a hardcore daisy fan I am loving the new Mario game, as an autistic, I like all the other 2d Mario bros games cause they're all the same 😭🙏🏻 can Nintendo just release like 10 variations of Mario's bros pllzz where they're all exactly the same except the levels are slightly different yk, just for me plz plz thank you I love Mario but only if its familiar 😚😚😚😚😚
#been playing mario bros new wii since 2009 bitches#i was 7 so i was terrible at first BUT I GOT BETTER ☝🏻☝🏻#then mario bros deluxe is literally just the wii version with better graphics#thats literally all i want#AND I HATE THE 3D MARIO GAMES I CANT STAND THEM I HATE IT#plz nintendo just give me hundereds of mario bros variations plz#absolutely loving being able to play as daisy though#that also took a hit to my autism cause i always pick luigi#i played as luigi at first then started playing as daisy on here#but im so happy shes a main playable character 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻#but mario wonder is making me so uncomfortable because ITS ALL NEEWWWWW ☹️☹️☹️#i feel like id like it if it wasnt making me feel so uncomfortable and disregulated#ill get used to it im sure 😭#autism#love autism#im fighting the autism today cause i do wanna play itttt#i just wish it was like mario bros 😭😭#i hate new things <3#im scared to tag mario wonder cause this is just me shit posting because im unable to shut up and stay off this website hi#but im talking about mario wonder
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Why is there a talking flower in every poplin house. Is it like a baby poplin. Is having one like having a roommate or is it like having a weird pet. If you have a shitty flower roommate could you just. Stop feeding it and there's nothing it could do. Is it a crime to release your flower roommate into the wild
#mario#mario wonder#poplin#talking flower#i know theres no answer#but im so curious about the weird talking flowers#food for the fish
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thoughts on the art/model art for the new games?
SMRPG: Obsessed with the squartness. They are so small. Hydraulic pressed. Me and my partner were gushing over how cute they were. I for one am very happy they are sticking so true to the original game's style, as I always loved the original style even if I haven't played too much of the game (I got to Booster's Castle, that's about as far as I am). I love seeing Toads with hair again. I love how tiny Mario and Peach are, they are so cute. I would LOVE to see Luigi in this style now. I would die. (Hoping we get plushes in this style as a follow up to the Takara SMRPG plush set from back in the day. Please. PLEASE)
SMB Wonder: Obsessed. Those who know me personally know I adore games like Kirby's Epic Yarn or Wario Land Shake It or Paper Mario The Origami King because the art is super neat and stylized (I mean all of Paper Mario is stylized but Origami King hits that crafty feel I love so much). So when they showed off this kinda somewhat claymation looking Mario? I may have screamed. It's so animated, I love how cute everybody looks and how it looks less 3D than the NSMB games. I hope at least one level pays homage to the Starry Night esc level from NSMBU because this new style with that painterly art style would be REALLY neat I think.
As for the Peach game? obsessed with the theater aesthetic, and also Peach not wearing her crown is really interesting. She has a little bow on. Casual girly moments!!
And Dark Moon really looks no different it is just better quality
#nintendo direct#smrpg dx#super mario bros wonder#germtalks#germ talks#not art#im so happy about the diverse styles with smrpg being as true to the og as it is#and also smb wonder#im so happy i hope this means good things for the future of the series#IMAGINE A 3D GAME WITH AN ART STYLE THIS DIVERSE ID DIE
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do you get reminded of your real old series much anymore? im a fan from when you did your ni no kuni: wrath of the white witch playthrough, and i tend to put that playlist on when i'm not feeling jazzy. i expect folks are talking more about Evo than anything else, esp on tumblr given our love of that series and extrapolating its lore, but does anyone ever bring up kingdom of the saplings or yogbox or any of the old yogs smps (did... did we even call em smps back then??)? folks were mentioning the christmas advent-ure in the chunklock stream, but that one might just be because it was an amazing series and its that time of year. just wondering, because being a content creator (as yuck as the job title can be) is a real unique position and ya have a LOOOOOT of content the younglets these days might not know of.
happy holidays by the way ! all love and respect from indiana (USA)
Oh for sure! I've had so many different 'arcs' in my career, which has now spanned over a decade so when I meet people it's such a variety of nostalgia mentions
Minecraft, The Escapists, Zelda (numerous), Mario Maker, Fortnite, Overwatch, Jet Set Radio, Ni No Kuni, VRChat, Pokémon, the PO Box and loads more
I'm glad I was on it with making playlists of my series back in the day because it makes them easy to find on that tab of the Fortnite channel nowadays
I'm incredibly grateful for people's support for this long. I still don't know when the bubble is gonna burst 😅
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im kinda thinking about bowser being a simp and i cant help but think how would that translate to luigi?
im not gonna take the movie's plot into consideration, but i will be using bowser's characterization as a starting point.
so, we know bowser is a simp for peach, and a big one at that. his style of showing affection is not only loud but downright aggressive, and while it absolutely fits him, it didnt work on peach and definitely wouldnt work on luigi. so where do we go from here?
i'd imagine they start off as begrudging friends. bowser still loves peach, but he doesnt want to shake the peace that has been established. and most of all, the rejection still stings and he's being sorta lost and mopey. luigi, having a heart too kind for his own good, hangs around the koopa king offering his comfort - and while he isnt too keen on having the younger mario brother buzzing around him, its better than being alone.
over time, he gets over the rejection. he is able to form a genuine friendship with peach (with no resurfaced feelings!), and even mario sees him more as a sports rival than a threat nowadays, allowing for some light-hearted banter. when those two toad-heads announce their relationship, bowser is genuinely happy for them. luigi, in the meantime, really grows on bowser as a friend. he invites the plumber over to his castle regularly to spend time together, conversation flowing naturally between them. when he's with luigi, it's so easy to forget about the world.
physical affection, too, starts becoming the norm without either realizing it. it starts off small, simple fist bumps and head pats. laying an arm over the other's shoulder to pull them close while joking, hugs hello and goodbye. eventually, they sit together, sides touching, bowser's tail curling around them.
it's during one of those sit-togethers that bowser first realizes his feelings for the plumber. luigi is fast asleep, cuddled up to bowser's side without noticing, and the koopa king is nothing but enamoured. as he goes to gently pet luigi's hair, he freezes. since when was he so gentle with him? since when were they so close? what he was about to do was something he did for his children often, but they were his family. when did luigi become part of that circle? it left him wondering about what to do.
bowser is loud. he is confident, he is shameless. if he likes someone, they will know. but peach hated his aggressiveness, and luigi would like it even less. so how could he show luigi he loved him without overwhelming him? being subdued and talking around the bush is not his style, but for his new beloved he'd find a way to be true to himself and honest at the same time.
from that night onwards, bowser approaches their interactions differently. he is more openly affectionate, not just in the way of who he allows to see them be affectionate but also what types of affectionate gestures he shows. he cups luigi's cheek, he nuzzles his snout into his head. their hugs become longer and tighter, he freely purrs when luigi runs his fingers through his hair, he gives him flowers. he rushes to pull out the chair when luigi's sits down at the dinner table, and he has his private study adjusted to fit luigi's sensory needs and allow him a space to relax and make his own. bowser is so obvious in his affections that the troops and caste staff start saluting luigi as if he were a person of importance in the castle (much to his confusion).
luigi, as touch starved as he is, takes the new affection in stride. he doesnt realize what it's supposed to mean, but he loves the way bowser is becoming so comfortable with him. he, too, opens up in turn, and it becomes hard to believe that he once lived a life without someone so important to him.
luigi's realization happens a while later than bowser's. the koopa king was asleep on the floor, belly down and head in luigi's lap, with luigi running his hand through the king's hair. it's in that vulnerable position that he comes to terms with his feelings for the koopa king, and he questions himself and their every interaction upon it. the next day, when bowser makes another big gesture of affection towards him, is when he realizes that bowser feels the same way, and has been telling him for a while. when luigi reciprocates, romantically, bowser cannot stop his tail from wagging hard.
and that's where it continues. bowser is still loud and obvious in his affection for luigi, but he makes sure that it is private, for them, and luigi appreciates it immensely. peach, observant as ever, knows immediately when things changed between them, whereas mario stays oblivious until they officially announce their relationship. he is supportive tho (you know, im not even surprised. if anyone can tame that overgrown lizard, of course it'd be weegie).
#bowuigi#luigi#bowser#bowser x luigi#fic idea#the super mario bros movie#they are just so cute together#mario#princess peach#kinda longer than expected im sorry but not actually
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Musing: Emotional connection
Recently a very close person to me suggested i binge watch "Angel Hare", before that day my only exposure to that project was a fan game that had a very funny punchline in lampooning the "cursed videogame" genre.
So i watched the whole thing and it was great.
This scene right here made me feel more feelings than most of the media i have watched/played/read in like the last 5 years or so.
So it made my mind wonder, like, "hold on, when was the last time i felt this strongly about a piece of entertainment?"
Sure, if you know me, i felt strongly about the ongoing plotline for Noelle on Deltarune, so one would think "2021 when chapter two came out", right? but no, i got very invested but it wasn't it.
The last time i felt so strongly about a piece of media was actually Deltarune's predecesor, Undertale in 2015.
I finished Undertale in tears, i got in a very bad funk when i found out about the genocide ending, it truly made me feel emotions.
So i began to ponder, just what really moves me?
Full disclosure: I don't cry at movies. This is not a "look at me i am a badass who is not beheld by feelings" statement, no, i kinda just dont connect emotionally with movies as easily as other people.
I have talked about this, many times actually, Toy Story 3 did not make me cry, it always bothers me how people at the time were like "if TS3 didn't make you cry, you have no soul" and shit like that, so let me repeat something i have said many times before:
Toy Story 3 was a movie i went to see the day doctors had informed me my mother had entered terminal phase of cancer.
My friends took me to see TS3 when i felt the greatest sadness i have ever felt in my entire life. And im glad TS3 was a pretty funny movie that managed to distract me from what i was going through. TS3 uplifted me when i had a very real reason to cry.
So what im getting at is, i rarely connect emotionally with what conventionally makes people emotionally connected, not that i havent felt strong emotions from movies, but as we'll get to later, it's just not the stuff you would expect, when we get back to movies you'll be thinking, "what the fuck, Toy story 3 did not make you emotional but THIS THING DID?!"
So, if traditional "emotional things" rarely have moved me i began to think to myself, "what are things that have made me feel this strongly?"
I realized it's the damn weirdest things.
I'll try to list things that i can remember making me feel this emotional.
Now i'll be upfront, im not a very cultured person, so you'll notice most of this is...not very high brow.
Also, obviously spoilers for all this stuff im about to talk about.
Before we begin: Honorable mention goes to me finding out i had repressed memories of being traumatized as a kid by being show an animated adaptation of "Pilgrim's progress" by an aunt, which disturbed me greatly towards the end as the main character dies and before it the souls of two people he met are condemned to eternal damnation from making MISTAKES, not sins, not evil, but THE FUCKING MISTAKE of exploring alternate routes before them.
-Yoshi's Island, 1994 When i was a wee one Yoshi was one of my fave videogame characters, so of course i was beyond hype when a game where you play as yoshi came out, the ending is one of the greatest moments in videogame history, the beautiful music, the journey of the stork, and finally the classic Mario fan fare playing as baby mario and baby luigi being held by their parents with the words "Heroes are born", it's such a powerful moment. To this day i still cannot listen to that credits music without tearing up.
Sequel? Retcon?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, SHUT UP, THIS IS THE PERFECT ENDING AND NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AFTER IT!
-The bicentennial man, 1999 The bicentennial man is one of the biggest examples of a movie being fucking mischaracterized in the marketing, this movie is based on Isaac Asimov's short story and later novel, it stars Robin Williams, so all marketing was presenting the movie as Robin Williams comedy movie, IT. IS. NOT. The bicentennial man is a scifi drama about the existential search for meaning and the nature of what truly is to be alive. You get invested on the quest of this robot trying to find humanity for 200 years, and the punchline to this movie is, in his quest for humanity he forgoes the immortality being a machine provides him as he had developed the way to turn himself biological, still artificial but biological, and he dies peacefully on his sleep before he can be told that humanity had declared him, legally, a human being. To me it was such a powerful moment, he found true meaning to his life, became human, yet died before knowing so.
-Courage the cowardly dog, "The Mask", 2002 This is a legendary episode of an already great show that has a lot of very good emotional moments, some may cite episodes like "the giving tree" or "the last star maker", but for me it's this one. For those who have never experienced this episode, it revolves around a cat girl named Kitty who one day shows up at Courage's farm and she's wearing an upsetting mask, she abuses courage because she believes all dogs are bad. The mask serves 2 purposes, one is metaphorical, "her inability to face reality", the second is to hide her identity as she believes she is in danger. The thing is, she is on the run because her lover best friend Bunny is trapped in an abusive relationship with a gangster dog who threatened to kill her if she was seen near Bunny ever again, the episode coats the whole situation with a ton of goofiness, but it's actually very fucking dark: A young lesbian is trapped against her will on an abusive relationship with a toxic, violent man who threatened to kill her girlfriend if she refused to date him. Courage, being a good little dog ventures to save Bunny and have her reunite with Kitty because, despite how bad Kitty was to him, he recognizes that Kitty is a victim and she and Bunny deserve better, leading to Courage letting them escape away together, to live happy and free. I don't think it's just me, but the final image of Kitty and Bunny hugging as the train takes them to freedom felt so powerful to me.
-Twisted Metal Head-on, 2002 This is one of the weirdest things i have ever gotten emotionally invested, but honestly? i love when some shitposting franchise suddenly manages to pull this off, specially given the set up for this whole thing im going to describe starts in an early game as a fucking joke. So to contextualize this, the first two Twisted metal games were helmed by the og creators of the franchise, TM 3, 4 and small brawl were made by different developers when the creators lost the rights, but during the PS2 era when the og developers came back and created TM: Black, and TM: Head-on, Black was a reboot, Head-on was a retcon sequel to TM 2 that eliminated TM3 from the timeline, but not TM 4. Still with me? Okay so TM2 had this character, Krista Sparks, who was the revealed to be the daughter of the main antagonist of the game, Calypso, but hold on? wasn't Calypso's backstory that his family died in a tragic accident which lead him to become evil? So turns out, the FBI retrieved his daughter's corpse, turned it into a robot with a bomb with the intend to make her get close to Calypso and blow him up. The ending ends comically with a message reading "The FBI wishes to thank you for putting an end to Twisted metal". Stil Still with me?!?!?! ok! so Head on! In this game Krista is back, as a ghost, her ending consists on her confronting her dad, who has now brought up so much pain, misery and death to the world, Calypso tries to explain that the nature of his powers mean he has to do this otherwise he cannot use his powers, and his plan was for Krista to win so he could bring her back and her mom to life, but Krista is so horrified with what has happened that she refuses and blurts "I wish the accident that killed me and mom never happened" the intention being impeding Calypso from becoming this evil super natural villian, but as per all endings, it's always a monkey paw affair and Calypso knows it, looking saddened he grants the wish because he has no option, his powers force him to. Briefly Krista has a vision of her childhood with her dad before he became evil as they share a sweet moment playing on a swing set. HARD CUT TO A HOSPITAL, Krista is on a bed in coma, Calypso is there and whispers to her something along the lines of "Sleep tight my dear, may you finally find peace", as Calypso is leaving the hospital you can hear 2 doctors talking, mentioning that Krista had been in coma for more than a decade and apparently Calypso just had found out. Excuse me Twisted Metal, but WHAT THE FUCK? You are a dumb fucking edgy car combat game, how dare you make me feel these things?
-Mother 3, 2006 (translation on 2008) Mother 3 hopefully needs no introduction, or maybe it does, because many people have reduced it to a joke due to how nintendo stubbornly refuses to give us an official release, but also many of you must know this franchise is the spark that ignited the flame of the absolute Juggernaut Undertale would become, as well as many other games influenced by it. The Mother/Earthbound games were known for being quirky and deviating from the standard conventions of the game, notably for the modern day setting and unorthodox choices of how you deal with the villians, they were always billed as emotional, but i feel they did not live up to that...until 3. The general narrative to Mother 3 is about how greed is destroying the world, the main villian corrupting what we see of the world (a paradise little town where everybody is nice) by introducing luxury, money and status....and also stomping everything with his fascist army and cyborg mutants. Mother 3 is a game about how the worst traits of humanity are destroying the world and upsetting nature. Mother 3 is also the story of 2 twin brothers who suffer tragedy after tragedy after tragedy that ultimately pits them one against the other with the fate of the world at stake. Mother 3 punches you almost immediately by killing the mother character (which i might mention you're encouraged to name after your own mother) at the end of the first chapter and how this affects her surviving family. one of the Twins, Claus, is so disturbed that he decides to on on his own to try to kill the monster that took his mom, while the other, Lucas, was too afraid and weak to stop his brother, resulting on Claus dying as well...but the badguys take his corpse and reanimate it into a cold, emotionless cyborg who follow's the big bad's order and is using him to try to cause the end of the world. In the climax of the story Lucas is force to confront Claus, clause is a brain washed cyborg, his master is out of the picture and all he can do is fight, you can't reason with him...and then.... Lucas and Claus begin to hear a voice, a familiar voice, it's their mother, reaching for them from beyond the grave, pleading for them to stop fighting, suddenly Lucas and Claus both have a flash back to when they were babies, overhearing their parents talk about the hopes they have for them, the many things they will be able to achieve together, this makes Clause snap out of his brain washing, removing the helmet that had been hiding his face since he was resurrected, Lucas and him have a moment as they are finally reunited, Claus realizes all the bad things he has done while under control of the bad guy and realizes he must atone for his crimes, he prepares a lightning attack he knows cannot hurt Lucas and cause HIM to die. "Im sorry for all the problems i caused" he says as he is dying on his dad's arm, "I must go to where mom is now", as he passes away he can hear his mother calling for him, "You just be so tired" she says. Now i know it will sound insane for people to hear a videogame of all things can make one so emotional, but damn, just recollecting these scenes for this dumb post has made me start to cry, the emotional punch of this scene is very strong, it demolished me when i played the game back in the day, but now? After my own mother passed away? I have been scared of playing this game again. I mot sure if im emotionally prepare to go though that again, even 10+ years later. That's how powerful this scene was to me.
-Elite Beat Agents, 2007 If you have played this game, you know were im going, for those who dont, EBA is a silly rhythm game about secret agent cheer leaders that are dispatched around the world to help people in need by raising their spirit and allow them to overcome adversity, the game is insanely wacky and have scenarios like helping a ninja car salesman prevent a company from stealing his company's secrets, helping a washed up baseball star fight a lava spitting golem rampaging on an amusement park and traveling back in time to help davinci paint the mona lisa. EBA is also the second game in the Ouendan series, and there is something you need to know about this series: They all include tearjerker levels to contrast with all the goofiness. "A christmas Wish" is a christmas themed level set to Chicago's "You are the inspiration" and the story to this level is positively DEVASTATING: A few months before christmas a business man tells his daughter and wife he has to go on a business trip but he promises he'll be back just in time for christmas, the girl asks him to bring back a "girlfriend" for her teddy bear. The father dies on a plane crash. When the mother breaks the news to the little girl she gets angry, crying to the skies that her dad promised he would be back for christmas. The backdrop of the stage is set the girl and the mom doing things to remember the dad, like looking through a photo album and baking a cake for his birthday, it's very sweet, but...this is EBA, if you're doing poorly you see the "bad" versions of these scenes, and in this one, one is very devastating, the little girl is having a dream where she's chasing the spirit of her dad, if you're doing well she calls for him and for a brief moment the dad stops and starts turning towards her, if you're doing bad the spirit fades away and the girl wakes up in tears. Dear goodness. But of course, if you beat the level you get this sequence of the ghost of the dad showing up on chrismas morning to fullfil his promise, giving the little girl the teddy bear he promised and having the chance to say good bye to his family.
This punches you really fucking hard in the gut. I am incapable of doing this level without ending in tears. For a time i could not even listen to this song without tearing up until, i shit you now, the deadpool movie used it on a comedy scene.
-Punch out!!, 2009 This one is one i know got me because of personal nostalgia, when i was a wee one the og NES punch out was a big part of my childhood, Punch Out!! on the wii was a masterfully crafted tribute to the franchise. To not dwell too much time on this, this game has an interesting quirk, the ending is a downer ending and it's the only ending you can get. After you beat the last opponent there is a sequence where Mac and Doc seemingly are having a disagreement, where Mac seemingly has decided that if he loses 3 times, he'll retire from boxing completely. After this you face randomly opponents from the game, the first time you lose in this mode you lose your champion title, after three loses, it's game over and the story mode becomes locked for that save file. The final cutscene is Doc walking through what seems to be a gallery with boxing memorabilia, and untold number of years later, he is alone, he spots his old bike on this gallery and rings the bell, he looks up and speak to an absent Mac, "Good job son, good job", as he leaves the camera pans to reveal he was looking at a framed photo of him and Mac on one of their training sessions. The music on this sequence is so perfect, and it was aimed at people like me, people who grew up with the franchise, the idea was making it feel like Doc was reminiscing of YOUR time with punch out when you were a kid, and to make you think about how far YOU have come since the first time you played the games in an arcade, or your nes, or snes. It's actually pretty effective and it got me.
-Regular Show, "Trucker Hall of Fame", 2012 What makes this one different from others instances of me making me emotional, it's, much like the "Angel Hare" example at the top, this one is all about WARM HAPPY FEELINGS, so for those who did not watch this episode, let me summarize it for you: One day Muscleman gets word that his dad, who was his personal hero, has passed away, and he's tasked with carrying his final wish, spread his [hat's] ashes in a place called "Trucker hall of fame", you see, Muscleman was lead to believe his dad was a legendary trucker and that earned him his admiration, but during the episode Muscleman finds out he was lied to, his dad was a forklift driver that the truckers belittled, altho feeling cheated for having been lied to he carries on with his father's wishes. Now because this is regular show, when they arrive at the trucker's hall of fame they are immediately attacked by ghost trucker for "desecrating the hall of fame" as they spread the ashes something happens: The ghost of Muscleman's dad manifests himself and saves his son, taking the chance to apologize to his son and having the chance to say his final good bye personally. Despite the inherent silliness of the show's premise, i think this episode really did a good job on expressing that sense of catharsis of making peace with the passing of a love one.
-The Final Girls, 2015 A friend suggested we watched this movie, and much like Twisted metal up there, i absolutely did not expect for this incredibly stupid comedy horror movie to hit me with any sort of emotional connection, and yet... The Final Girls opens with the main character in a car with her mom, who is an struggling C-tier actress whose biggest achievement ever was appearing on a Friday the 13th knock off movie, during this sequence they get in an accident where the mom dies and even after it's been some time since the accident the main character has not properly moved on from the passing of her mom. Her friends and some people at the college she attends are preparing this horror movie festival where the main event is they are going to play the movies from the franchise her mom was on, and they suggest she should come. Then some bullshit happens and they all end up somehow trapped in the world of the movie. A quick rundown of the rules of horror movies is explained to them, the monster cannot be defeated by fighting it, it's only the final girl who can defeat the killer, and unfortunately for them they accidentally killed the character that, in the canon of the movie, is the final girl, so they believe one of them has to become the final girl and end the movie to hopefully get out of it. The problem is, the main character is experimenting shock from interacting with her mom's character, she is not taking well to seeing her mom on the flesh and she dedicates the entire movie to "save her mom", in the climax of the movie the mom character begins to understand that she is a fictional character and the nature of her attachment to the main character, understanding that they cannot be both the final girl and if then main character wants to make it back to the real world she has to learn "To let go", choosing to sacrifice herself so there is only one final girl. It's kinda weird, that of all possible premises, this managed to make a "You need to move on" message that somehow managed to resonate with me, you might have figured out by now a running theme here, but, i was really hard for me to deal with my mother's passing even if it's been years since it happened, so it's kinda funny for me to think these are the places i have found comfort from.
-Undertale, 2015 Okay this is tumblr, i already talked about Undertale on the prologue to, whatever the fuck im doing here, you know what undertale is, you know how effective it is, Undertale is really well designed for you to grow emotionally attached to these characters, so being able to see all these characters you know have grown attached to have their happy ending on the pacifist ending does fill one with a very satisfactory warm happy feeling that can move you to tears. ...Or you can be bummed out by being a little greedy gaming bitch and taking a look at the bad ending. Because you just couldn't help yourself, could you?
-Onward, 2020 This movie did not hit me as hard as the most emotional entries on this, but it still got me, because in the end of the day the main motivation of the characters on this movie is experiencing closure, catharsis over the death of their father, for Ian it's the fact that he died before he was born so he never met him and is driven by this desire to finally see the father who he shares such a connection with on the stories everybody who knew him in life have told him, and then there is Barley, the elder brother, who did know his dad in life, but is tortured by how, as a kid, he did not properly say good bye to him because he was terrified of death and avoided being there for him in his final days. The ending for this movie is very powerful, Ian choosing to sacrifice being able to meet his dad in the flesh, even for a few minutes, in order to give Barley the chance to being able to properly make peace with his dad and properly say good bye to him. Ian doesn't even get to SEE this, he does not get to see his dad even tho it was what he wanted most of all, but he understood bringing closure to Barley was more important than his selfish desire to see his dad, someone he never knew in life.
So what have i learned from whatever the hell this trainwreck of a post is...i guess that what really gets to me, what really moves me, is when a character, maybe not even someone i can realistically relate to, gets to experience closure, catharsis and be in peace with the people who are missing on their life. The majority of these things in here, even the Angel Hare example, relate to a character being able to experience catharsis by being able to properly make pace or otherwise contact someone they lost, or their ability to move on from this world, so to speak, knowing that their affairs and in order and that their loved ones will be okay.
Things can always look dark, the world may be trying to keep you down, maybe losing someone has been specially hard for you, but it's not the end of the world, you are loved and things can get better, it always hurts and we'll never stop missing what we have lost, but the memories of happier times are there to remind us, we can be happy again, and we can move on, use those memories as your motivation, you can lead yourself to a future filled with light.
#rambling#onward#mother 3#angel hare#twisted metal#punch out#yoshi's island#undertale#deltarune#regular show#courage the cowardly dog#EBA
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im gonna dump so much au lore OH MY GOD
okay ive been cooking up a little SOMETHING
BASICALLY A 50 FOLLOWER SPECIAL 💥💥
rubs hands deviously /j
SMG4 SHOWTIME AU!!
SMALL HEADS-UP: MOST OF THE AU SURROUNDS AROUND MY OC'S (ST4RSTRUCK, CALLED STAR IN THIS AU) LORE
MAIN STORY:
CW: BRAINWASHING / GORE
( i don't know if its heavy gore but there's some headcutting here so yeah )
its really long 💔💔 its basically a fic idk
This all started when Mr. Puzzles had finally taken the SMG4 cast and brainwashed / forcing them so they can participate in his goofy cartoon TV parodies.
As he released more content for his company, he realized that SMG4 and his crew weren't going to be enough to hit his beloved five star rating.
That same day, he received a text from his daughter, Star. She had asked him if they could meet up, since they haven't seen each other in almost two decades.
After the two had their father-daughter chit-chat, Star mentions that she got the main part in a musical that was happening in a few hours. Intrigued, and happy to be there for his daughter, Mr. Puzzles decided to go to said musical.
That's when Star's talent was truly shown, and the idea clicked so fast in Mr. Puzzles's mind it would have made his head spin.
"Why force a group of amateurs to do something when you have your own star right in front of you?"
That same night, after the event, Mr. Puzzles asked Star if she wanted to work for her as the star in his entertainment company, Puzzlevision.
Star declined, with the reason that she wanted to finish college before she did anything big.
Mr. Puzzles was furious. Not furious at the fact that Star didn't accept, but furious at the fact that he won't be able to get those precious five stars.
Mr. Puzzles thought, why even ask when I can make her participate unwillingly?
With that, Mr. Puzzles brainwashed Star and forced her to become the singing and dancing mascot of Puzzlevision.
But something was wrong. The way she looked, her appearance.. It didn't fit the company's vision at all. Mr. Puzzles thought of an extremely gorey solution to make sure Star fits in with the rest like a puzzle piece.
HE CUT OFF HER FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE.
But he wanted Star to be happy in his little circle of entertainment hell. So Mr. Puzzles kidnapped and also brainwashed Star's friends SMG6 and Amber. Mr. Puzzles erased Amber's memories, and the well-being and status of SMG6 is currently unknown to the public eye.
As for the SMG4 crew, they're still stuck in Puzzlevision.
EXCEPT FOR FOUR.
And thanks to Star, Mr. Puzzles had finally gotten his precious five stars.
SMG3, Boopkins, and Luigi escaped Puzzlevision somehow. And thank God that Mr. Puzzles hasn't noticed yet. Mr. Puzzles has taken notice of Melony and has brainwashed her as well. As for Saiko, she stays with 3, Luigi, and Boopkins.
SMG4 STATUS AND INFO:
SMG4: Mr. Puzzles decided to keep SMG4 in his perfect video craze. He's much easier to control that way. The difference between the normal SMG4 and SHOWTIME!SMG4 is that he is way more aggressive and has a light-blue scarf with stars, and star earrings. Both whom he acquired from Star. SMG4 has a necklace with a puzzle charm on it, just like Star, Mario, and Amber do. I wonder what that's about.
MEGGY: Meggy is still stuck in the Western Spagetthi Simulation with Tari and One Shot Wren. Like ever since she has arrived in the simulation, Meggy has been being shot repeatedly by her "idol." Meggy has begged Mr. Puzzles for mercy many times, she had eventually found out that he was the one behind the simulation all along. She has seen Star make a few cameos in Western Spagetthi due to her popularity throughout Puzzlevision. Meggy does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.
TARI: Like Meggy, she stays in the Western Spagetthi Simulation. She is attempting to make a small safe spot where the two can talk to each other and relax. But that hasn't been easy since Clench has been malfunctioning lately. It's terrifying having to watch your best friend, and coach, be shot and die in front of you over and over again. The emotion was just so raw. Tari does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.
MARIO: Mr. Puzzles despises Mario. He keeps Mario on full lockdown (completely brainwashed, and locked in a room) when he isn't on air. When Mario is on air, he usually does his goofy shenanigans, since he is completely oblivious to what's going on. Mario is kinda sad that SMG4 won't talk to him. Mario sometimes flirts with Star as a joke. Like he always does when they're paired together for a scene. Star is just confused. Mario wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.
BOB: Bob can mostly be seen in the comedy scenes, he's not too popular in the Puzzlevision community. Like Mario, Bob is completely oblivious to the crew being brainwashed. He asked SMG4 if he was on crack when 4 asked him if he remembered anything before Mario's Mysteries. Bob does wonder where Boopkins is though. Bob does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.
MELONY: The only reason Mr. Puzzles brainwashed Melony is because of how powerful she is. A deity that could foil his plan in seconds cannot do! All Melony really does is sleep in the Western Spagetthi Simulation. Melony does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.
STAR: Star isn't doing too well. She had most recently found out of her father's true intentions. And she is mad. But, sadly, there is nothing she can do about it since Mr. Puzzles has eyes everywhere. Her relationship between her and SMG4 is complicated. She has tried contacting him and telling him what he doing isn't healthy. Yet he continues to work on his computer all the time. Star is worried for SMG4. Star has tried contacting anyone outside of Puzzlevision, she has reached someone outside once, but they didn't respond in time. Before 3 escaped, she gave him her star necklace so he can remember her when he, Saiko, Boopkins, and Luigi break the crew out of Puzzlevision. Star wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.
AMBER: Amber works for Mr. Puzzles, since she doesn't remember anything before waking up and being sat down in a vacant office. Except for the fact that Mr. Puzzles was sitting at the other side of the table, telling her that she worked here. Amber feels a familiar feeling when she is near Star. She's not sure why though, she's never seen her before. Right? Amber writes scripts for Mr. Puzzles's cartoon parodies. And is one of the best workers in Puzzlevision. After Star, of course. Amber wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.
SMG6: N/A
AHHHH THAT'S IT
my fingers hurt KDJFKFKFKFK
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Some things from Twitter I grabbed from the limited amount of time SatAM was trending.
Thank you, team SatAM Reanimated. This is why I took 4 parts in that collab.
I think some need to realize localization does not equal bad. I can get behind "he's almost like a fairytale creature in that regard," but AM's "rad dude" contrasts more heavily with Mario at the time, I feel.
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Ex of localization: In Splatoon's Salmon Run, Mr Grizz is supposed to be the shady boss of the job you're working. The characteristics of a shady boss differ between cultures. In JP, he is characterized as overly nice and forgiving. In AM, he is characterized as ruthless, unforgiving, and rough, with the occasional compliment to keep you motivated. Either way, both cultures get the idea that something is fishy with this guy.
Bringing it back to Sonic, in both continuities, he is characterized as a carefree do-gooder with an attitude, more or less. He is cool. However, like the Splatoon example, he is given multiple ways to portray this to the right audience.
People have their aesthetic preferences, and it is incredibly convenient that we are able to communicate information across the globe, so we now know of these different interpretations, and can pick which one we like. It'd be one thing if that weren't the case, then I'd understand why people would be upset, because these interps would be gatekept from everyone else.
This one I thought was funnier than the original. It's generalized. (That's the Archie comic font iirc. 🤓)
It reminds me of how many Sonic copycats there were around the mid-late 90s because of how successful of a character he was.
The drawing on the left reminds me of some arcade collection games I played on my Xbox as a kid.
That also reminds me how many people who defend SatAM are 90s kids. This was their first impression, and they love it. I'm the oddball youngin who so happened to prefer this version after typing "Sonic Cartoon" into YouTube in the year 2013, but it makes me wonder how old are these lil petty babies who have nothing better to do than complain about a cartoon animal? (Trust me, you are going to look pathetic regardless of your answer.)
This one took me by surprise! Talk about sabotaging a Sonic story! I don't like this guy too much, but he is occasionally a credible source. I feel like that's the case in more recent times than say at least 10 years ago. This one you can take his word for, as there are mutple pieces of evidence to support this. (Im not your mom, do your own research. The feds wont be after you if you type "SatAM production history" into your search bar.) The first sentence is a full on mood. It felt like Lily Orchard's "Steven Universe is Garbage, Here's Why" video, and 90% of it is them struggling with story comprehension and changing their opinion every 5 minutes.
Anyway, I'm gonna go draw various localized characters, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! >:D
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Marauders as conversations I've had with my three brothers.
~~~♤~~~
*playing mario party*
Sirius: What even is birdo?
Remus: Are you kidding me?
Sirius: No... What it's like a- it's like a duck, right?
James: *laughing and spitting out soda* A duck?
~~~♤~~~
Peter: Can somebody please give me some sugar, I'm going to like pass out.
James: *walking towards him with stretched arms* Okay, c'mere bro, I'll give you some sugar.
Peter: *running away screaming*
Sirius: *watching the chaos* Who even says 'give me some sugar' anymore?
Remus: Fuck if I know man, I just live here.
~~~♤~~~
James: We have a lot of weird conversations in the car
Sirius: I guess, idk they seem normal to me.
James: Pads, you literally just told me you would torture zombies into submission in an apocalypse...
Sirius: ... okay maybe you're right.
James: We should have more serious conversations like... like our taxes or something.
Sirius: If I ever talk to you about my taxes just fucking shoot me.
~~~♤~~~
James: I just built an entire working community complete with a hospital and a grocery store in minecraft.
Sirius: Oh yeah? I just put on knee high socks without rolling them up first.
James: *sighing* fuck you got me there, man.
Remus: *staring at them both in disappointment* I cannot believe I live with you two.
~~~♤~~~
*in the car blasting 'I Want It That Way' by the Backstreet Boys*
James: *singing horribly* YOU ARE... MY FIRE
Sirius: *literally just screeches* THE ONE... DESIREEEE
Peter: *absolute war-cry* BELIEVE... WHEN I SAY-
All three of them: *whales are terrified across the globe* I WANT IT THAAAT WAYYYY
Remus: *curled up in the backseat trying to read* What is my life?
~~~♤~~~
*playing minecraft*
James: YOU FUCKING BLEW UP MY HOUSE YOU DICKBAG!
Sirius: I'M LITERALLY TELLING YOU IT WASN'T ME!!
Peter: *shaking in creeper magnet* What if we all just have some chips guys??
~~~♤~~~
*texting*
Sirius: Can u plz get me diet soda while ur @ the store
Remus: No.
Sirius: Plz, im dying, i rlly need drinks
Remus: Text me properly and maybe I'll consider it.
Sirius: ughhhhh nvm ill ask james
~~~♤~~~
Sirius: That basketball game was so much fun, dude, we got some free stuff!!
Remus: How'd you get those?
Peter: *sighing* He stole them off of a table and ran away.
Sirius: *nodding* We also got taco bell :)
Remus: You know what, remind me not to ask next time.
~~~♤~~~
*Peter and Remus prepping a meal*
Sirius: You ever wonder if fruit can feel things?
James: *not looking up from his phone* They can.
Peter: *Horrified*
Remus: Well, there goes my help for the fruit salad.
~~~♤~~~
Remus: I really just want to go home and drink tea and read my book, not gonna lie.
James: You are such a nerd.
Peter: Says the guy with like 400 Pokémon cards.
James: *gasping* Those are collectors items, leave them out of this.
~~~♤~~~
James: These are my brothers, Peter and Remus.
Sirius: *offended*
James: *quietly* I try not to introduce you if I can help it, it scares people off.
~~~♤~~~
James: *walking through the door* Hey guys, I'm back!
Sirius: *screaming at Peter to turn off the smoke detector*
Peter: *literally trying to put out a fire*
Fire: *is from a microwaved ramen with no water in it*
The entire house: *smoking and smells like radioactive styrofoam*
Remus: *lying face down on the couch low-key sobbing while listening to spotify*
James: *turning back around* You know, one of these days I'll come home to a normal household.
James: Maybe you'll all be dead, but it'll be normal.
~~~♤~~~
#its me im remus#marauders as conversations with my brothers#marauders as things my friends have said#incorrect marauders quotes#the one i used for peter is type one diabetic so its funnier#harry potter#marauders#marauders era#marauders headcanon#dont judge us we're happy being weird#we also play a lot of minecraft#incorrect quotes#we also curse a lot im sorry
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The sucky part about Reclusa being a twist villain is that A: you don't get to see him in-game for very long, and B: there probably won't be any official merch of him. It's like in the promotional material for TTYD Switch where Vivian was hardly ever shown by Mario's side because that would spoil her character arc. It's a shame, because a lot of my blorbos are one-offs and/or don't get a lot of screentime, so I don't have a lot to eat. Still, it's been fun talking about my unexpected hyperfixation with you, and your art is wonderful. I'm kinda interested to see what Shenanigans™ Reclusa gets up to in your story, too, and I hope to be able to delight you with my soon-to-be analog horror. So... yeah. Keep on being the Reclusa guy.
TRUEE goddd the fact we're probably barely gonna see any official stuff of reclusa bc he's an endgame character, so very spoilery to the story. GAH. BUT THAT WONT STOP US FROM CREATING STUFF!!!!!! we're unstoppable WAHAHHA
tho im glad to hear you're having fun on this blog!!! im having just as much fun with all the headcanons everyone is coming up with. its fkn wonderful to have all of you guys here, sharing a similar fixation on this dumb fuck jester of a character <3
#reclusa#mario and luigi reclusa#reclusa mario and luigi#brothership spoilers#mario and luigi brothership#mario and luigi brothership spoilers#mario and luigi spoilers#mario and luigi
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Things that we should teach children:
Its okay not to be cishet, Here are some umbrella labels in case you think you may not be (genderfluid, NB, bisexual, trans, lesbian/gay, ace/aro [probably, depending on age, soften the explanation of this, obviously a five year old shouldn't know about sexual attraction])
math
you are a wonderful little being who has been given the gift of life. you get to decide how to spend it.
how to identify bias in a reading selection
Cultures other than white exist. Maybe talk about said culture's practices. You can celebrate your culture with people from other cultures if you want, its all cool and fun
your body type doesn't define you
yeah everybody's brain works slightly differently, Amara there has a special condition called adhd so she might have more energy and a shorter attention span, don't be mean to her
disabled people are still of value, Mario over there in a wheelchair might not be able to walk, but he WILL win the spelling bee
morals
What we should not teach children
people will invade your privacy constantly (phone/room searches) (actually just in general actually don't be a controlling asshole to teens)
immigrants almost definitely mean harm (drug cartels, arab hate, just in general being mean to immigrants)
unless you can acchieve over a 90% correct score on a test you're fucking stupid (school)
the truth is whatever the adults around you believe ("i am ALWAYS RIGHT" "TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG" "I AM YOUR PARENT, I DO WHATS BEST FOR YOU")
women are ✨🍑💞frilly and incapapble💞🍑✨ like little delicate fairies 🧚♀️ and men are 💪💪🔥🔥🦵🦵manly strongmen💪💪🔥🔥🦵🦵who don't have feelings (stop please, im begging you, STOP)
all common neurodivergent symptoms are actually moral failings (untidyness, fidgetiness, issues socializing, tardiness, the tendency to space out, etc)
all people should grow up, get a normal office job and 2.5 children
hate your parents [except for abusive ones, they are doing their best]
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Thank you for your kind reply to my ask 😊
You are absolutely right about the night in El Mesón de San Diego. He didn't even want to introduce her as his assistant, he was that ashamed to be seen with her in public even when it wasn't on a romantic term and was solely work related in front of all those people. What was he thinking asking her to go back afterwards? He even asks her if she thinks he is embararrassed to be seen with her because he refused to kiss her in front of everyone. Me thinks it was because he was acting as if she was not there since they arrived forcing her to have to introduce herself. Part of me wonders what would have happened if she had ditched Armando there after finishing her phone call to Nicolás and taken a cab home 😂😂😂 too bad she had to return his cellphone.
Before, I think I was also referring to the part where Betty storms off and Armando chases after her. I remember they were getting quite a few glances their way by the time she tells him that he cannot force her to stay because he cares way too much about his image and about what other people say. When he goes after her, I think he punches (or slaps?) a table and even collides with someone on his way out, and there were many people looking at him and gossiping in the back. I can't remember if they told Marcela about their fight as well.
lots going on here regarding el meson ep. lets backtrack a bit.
im so sorry this is like, super long and i tried to edit it. but like, i couldnt. im all over the place here. read at ur own risk.
the reason they go to el meson is bc betty eavesdrops on his conversation with mario--mario tells him to 'take her out to dinner, take her dancing, make love to her. whatever it takes to get her do el balance'. and then says that betty shouldn't get so used to going to fancy places, that armando's already taken her to business dinners and cocktails. that that wasn't going to last forever for her, not just bc of marcela but bc of armando's image.
then she challenges him to take her to el meson--which he does. (but he doesn't want to). as u said, he doesn't even introduce her as his assistant. and betty herself is surprised by this. look at her face:
at the very least she expected him to introduce her as his assistant. it's the bare minimum and he doesn't do it. so she does it herself.
the entire time inside el meson is betty challenging him and goes as far as saying that he has no problem being seen or publicly kissing beautiful woman, that it's just her he has the problem with.
this isn't the first time betty has brought something like this up.
the discussion of his public image vs her looks is something betty talks about that night at mario's apartment. she says he could never be with someone like her in public, she talks badly about herself and armando in that scene begs her not to talk that way.
betty does it again at el meson, but with a passive aggressiveness that armando doesn't know how to subdue. he's not being kind, he's not being attentive. he's nothing like the man betty was with at mario's apartment. mario says at some point that betty is testing him, in a way this was a test. she put this situation into practice and armando is failing. i think sometimes betty hopes to see the man she thought armando was before the letter and the date at el meson is another hurtful truth that that man doesn't exist.
so what we are left with now is a betty who's hurting and wants armando to hurt as well, to suffer at being by her side. he insists that something is going on with nicolas and betty's like 'okay i'll prove to you that's not true by kissing you' and armando is all too aware of the setting and doesn't want to kiss her there. he's actually thankful that marcela interrupts them with a phone call.
a big contrast to when they're trying to leave the picasso exhibit and marcela calls him and he's upset.
the fight you mention, the one inside where he hits the table--is bc after his phone call with marcela, he checks his phone and sees that betty never called her house. that it was nicolas she called. he becomes furious and he's like 'she wanted to kiss me but she's calling nicolas on MY phone'. he hits the table and yells at her, she retaliates. we know from here what happens. and yes ppl are looking at them. for a second, his anger and jealousy over the nicolas thing, take over and its not until betty gets up that he tries to stop her--
armando's face here is one of quiet torment. he knows she's right. he's hurt by how right she is. he also realizes that this relationship is out of his control. there's too many things happening and he doesn't know how to salvage any of it.
He even asks her if she thinks he is embararrassed to be seen with her because he refused to kiss her in front of everyone.
he wants to go back inside and talk things out and she refuses, she does say (paraphrasing) 'it mortifies you to be seen with me' and he denies it and then he, imo, belittles her feelings when he says 'why? because i wouldn't kiss you in front of the whole world? because i wouldn't touch you in public?' not only does it belittle her, but he's also taking out his frustration at the situation betty has put him in.
he then tries to kiss her bc at this point the jealousy he feels takes over, however he keeps trying to convince her to go back inside with him bc he wants a do over. he wants to kiss her, he wants her to go back inside so he can prove to her he's not ashamed of her. but its too late. even after he acknowledges his behavior 'i know i wasn't the best person in there'\'ive always done things wrong'. he didn't just fail an unknown test, he failed her and himself.
it's another contrast to the night at mario's when he is able to convince her to stay with him, where he is kind and gentle and honest with both her and himself. (u know aside fm betty's tragic backstory).
Part of me wonders what would have happened if she had ditched Armando there after finishing her phone call to Nicolás and taken a cab home 😂😂😂 too bad she had to return his cellphone
nicolas convinces her to stay bc he has his own ulterior motives, but i think if betty really wanted to leave in that instant she could left his phone in the hands of one the waiters bc they all know him there. i dont think betty would have gotten very far, and he still would have ran out after her. probably gone to her house, as he is fond of doing.
and there were many people looking at him and gossiping in the back. I can't remember if they told Marcela about their fight as well.
everyone saw them fighting, even outside u can see ppl in the windows fm the restaurant. but all marcela is told is that betty was acting very affectionate with him. and she's only told this by one person. you're bringing up something very interesting--everyone protects armando fm his infidelities. everyone saw something that was not work related happening at el meson. everyone knows armando is a cheater. so seeing him cheating, even if its with someone that's not a model, it's like natural thing for them to see. and the only one that thought to tell marcela was monica and it wasn't even the whole truth.
also--the image thing that armando is so worried about--is all in his head, bc at the end of the day he's still a man with high class privilege, so even if he was out in public with betty being affectionate, he would still be protected. betty wouldn't. clearly bc marcela never blames armando for anything, not really. she always blame the women around him.
double standard sexism amrite? idk how to end this post.
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I AGREE SO HARD
There are 2 King Boos and Sunshine doesn't exist, bro is a slap of paint on the floor that became 3D for a hot minute to be drunk (i do enjoy the gijinkas of him regardless bc im a helpless Boo Simp to the point i have a Boo Sona, like 3 Boo OCs and headcannon character designs of every single major Boo including Boolossus but we talk about that a different day)
Like your one picture said!
Bastard Derogitory
And
Bastard Affectionate
No ; OR
But ppl all have their own head cannons and thats fine, whatever makes everyone happy :D
I said to someone I would draw the sunshine guy, because I saw just two things about him and I already like him skajdh
Yeah! I love boos too!!! Idk when the like for them started, but I remember choosing King Boo on Mario Kart even before I had the game myself. I was thinking of making a sona too, I have the ghost one already, but maybe I can make him have the "turning almost human" power.
And about there being two of them, like, it's the only reasonable choice, Nintendo does have a design for each game and in my opinion, it would be extremely out of place to see purple King Boo on a mainline Mario game, he's just too extreme of a villain to appear on Mario Wonder for example, and even Odyssey, I know there's a photorealistic dragon there, but he's being controlled by Bowser so... He isn't exactly a villain.
Idk, something tells me there shouldn't be only one King Boo. But again, we aren't Nintendo employees so we can't just say "it's canon".
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i just beat Half Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax Ultimate Boy
at least i think so? i beat princess and evil lord 30, and ive been told thats supposed to unlock knight 30, but it just kinda didnt. i wanted to do more of the side modes but i guess since i completed the main campaign i can say its beat? whatever i cant play any more
so yknow how xbox won the 7th gen console war right? the wii focused on a casual market, so its only competition was with the ps3. fortunately, the ps3 cost 599 us dollars (my internet is fucked right now but i promise thats over $1000 today) and was built in such a roundabout bullshit way that yeah you could technically get higher specs, but 3rd parties had no idea what they were doing, so all commercial comparisons made it look bad. i bring this up for irony's sake, because considering that the ps3's fatal flaw as inaccessibility, the psp was a hotbed for indie games. it was popular enough to attract creative devs, but not popular enough to attract shovelware, and digital distribution taking off right about then means that its off to the fuckin races
enter half minute hero, which would later be released as half minute hero super mega neo climax ultimate boy (which ill be calling HMHSMNCUB for short) on steam. congrats on landing the lucrative supermega sponsership!
the main mode is called hero 30, and it works like this. each level is basically an ultra-condensed jrpg. random encounters last like one second, you can usually cross the entire levels map in like 15 seconds, and itll usually that about half a minute to level up enough to beat the levels boss. which is great because every level has a time limit of 30 seconds. theres like a statue you can pray to for more time, but it costs more money each time, and you usually only need to use it like twice max
yeah, the first thing that tipped me off to this being a handheld game is the level structure. you ever notice how few handheld/mobile games there are with long levels or open worlds? the exception is genshin-style gachas, which only really took off to keep up with how phones are powerful enough to emulate a ps4 now. if you ever wondered why luigis mansion dark moon was the only one in the series with a short mission structure, its because its the only game in the series native to 3ds. its to match the ethos of "play a little then move on" that most in-your-pocket games find success with. itd be awkward if you were in the middle of a triple-a cinematic moment when your bus got to your stop
anyway! the game is fun enough. it fulfills the niche its trying to fulfill pretty well, i think. i can imagine busting this out on a steam deck (i dont have a steam deck) on a road trip or something, busting through a few levels. a lot of the levels near the end (im talking level 30 out of 31) took way too long in my opinion, the punishment for failure being that you lose like 20 minutes of gameplay is like a jumpscare in a game that was so fast-paced until then. but other than that, target hit, congrats game
it does a lot for replayability too, which was super important when it came out and still underappreciated now. i was a pretty poor kid, so i ended up just replaying levels in mario 3d land over and over again. games with seemingly endless content like final fantasy tactics a2 were like a godsend, you can just keep playing and playing forever! nowadays i feel like people value shorter games more then ever, but that might just be that im an adult with spending power, so ive got a life with errands and shit AND ive got like a million other games on my backlog.
but i digress. there are titles that you can earn based on your performance in a level, some of which are mutually exclusive. they mostly exist to point you towards scenarios they accounted for and dont want the player to miss out on. like, theres a title for if you reach a village before lava is meant to destroy it, which gives unique dialog. theres also a bunch of equipment in each level that you usually have to go out of your way to grind for, and you dont have a lot of time to waste in this game so it asks for juuuuust enough strategy.
oh yeah, the dialog. this game has a pretty irreverent tone. it likes to parody jrpg conventions, with the villains pointing out that their apocalypse spell will kill them too, and npcs in distress snork mimimimimi snork mimimimi. sorry i dozed off for a sec, im just kinda sick of irony. i feel like i dont have to tell you that it kidna sucks when something is afraid to take itself seriously. that said, i feel like the game does a good job at keeping the tone consistent and keeping it from being annoying. believe it or not, this game doesnt wanna waste your time, so it keeps the quips brief. also the skip button is lightning fast. all in all, not to my taste, but it does what it sets out to do well, so its hard to really insult it for that
theres also, allegedly, a ton of additional modes to unlock when you beat the main game. they shake up the gameplay WAY more than i was expecting, they have totally different fundamental mechanics. evil lord 30 is about summoning different minions suited for different tasks to defeat enemies, like a real-time strategy instead of a jrpg. i love the magic circle mechanic, its so simple but it does a great job of building risk/reward when the time limit is still a major factor. then theres princess 30, which is a fucking shoot em up? theyre all complete with 30 levels and stories that are just as fleshed out as the main campaign (for what thats worth), although there arent the same depths of branching paths and optional equipment. i was VERY presently surprised
but uh... thats where it ended for me. theres supposed to be knight 30 but it just kinda didnt unlock, even though it says online its supposed to show up after you beat the first three modes, which i did. its a shame i couldnt play around with it, but im not unsatisfied with the experience i had. it used to go on sale for like 3 bucks but it hasnt budged from the full $11 since last year, so... i guess i lucked out? personally, i think thats a prefectly acceptable asking price if youve got some space change on you, especially if youre more of a completionist type and you know youre gonna squeeze the extra value out of getting all the titles and shit. for everyone else, its worth a shot if you dont mind more repetitive gameplay loops. if you dont die and skip all the cutscenes and everything you could probably beat this game before the refund window is up, so there ya go
half-minute verdict. i had fun, but i dunno if i would buy it for 10 bucks. humour was meh but i liked the gameplay gimmick and i really like the replay value. wish it didnt screw me outta knight 30
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HI! I'm Wyrm!!!
they/she/he - aroace - 20
I like to make loooong posts about things and I also reblog a lot of stuff lol. I love writing but also rarely do art. I consider myself a little bit of a theorist but also sometimes my ideas are wild.
Talking Tag = # wyrms can talk
my Ao3... I'm working on things all of the time i hope to start posting more,, (Please read Void Crew its my passion project basically but its on hiatus rn..)
My unhinged fankids who i need to do more with,,
My new years resolution (as of rn) is to make more fanfiction. I genuinely have so many ideas and i need to get into the habit of just writing stuff :(
I wanna also make... just craaazy OCs... like do a whole thing with them and stuff... That's something I work on sometimes maybe I'll eventually post them.
Main interests that I talk about a lot and frequently:
Sonic the Hedgehog! He is my top tag on here and idk if he'll ever be over taken. I am another annoying Sonadow enjoyer but I also like a lot of other ships too :)
Minecraft but also just Herobrine... I'm very normal about him
Five Nights at Freddy's - I'm in the minority but i love the Sci-fi elements introduced in the Novel trilogy... FuhNaff my beloved
Undertale & Deltarune (UTDR) are always rotating in my brain. I am a "Gaster is everywhere" defender.
Doki Doki Literature Club altered my brain chemistry forever
Hollow Knight is phenomenal
The Bendy Franchise is very important to me and I hold it dear to me
Gravity Falls is living in my head forever and ever now. I love everything about the show it caters to me so perfectly,,
Other Things I love a lot: (This also updates when i find something cool lol)
Godzilla and The Monsterverse is something i got into very quickly and suddenly. Godzilla vs Kong is my favourite <3
Terraria,,, Its so important to me <3
Super Mario is a place i like to visit sometimes but im not like... in the fandom??? I enjoy the characters alot (I got infected by the Bowuigi disease)
Resident Evil - I got into it with Village, and have since watched 7, 4 and 2. I hope to either see or play more in the future!!!
Welcome Home!!!!! I love the concept so much, and all of the passion going into it is amazing! I love Wally <3
The Amazing Digital Circus!!! I'm so invested and i can't wait to see where it goes next!! I literally love all of the cast but Caine might have to catch these hands if he pulls anything again iykyk
Lots of Indie Horror series. I'll list some of them here: The Walten Files, Generation Loss, Catastrophe Crow/Crow 64, KinitoPET, The Mandela Catalogue, Cooking Companions
I have a general interest in lots of like... cosmic horror themes and horror with interesting or unique ideas, for example SCPs and the like.
I also love supernatural and mythological beings because some of them are craazy. Favourites are definitely demons and vampires
Pokemon! I've been playing a lot of the old DS games over the past year or two and its so wonderful
But Yokai Watch is my childhood so its very important to me too
I played Pikmin 4 for Christmas 2023 and it was AMAZING and I hope to oneday play more!!
#introductory post#introduction post#updated frequently! because i wanna get into trying stuff out#according to this post i actually just like everything apparently#but also i like liking a lot of things it keeps my brain occupied lol#I might also add here one day 'people i enjoy' like ccs or something#i have an instagram but its completely dead and irrelevant lmao
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fuck being in this room again its bringing back a lot of memories. most of them arent good im not gonna lie to you but I remember the first time I saw you and knew you were you not HETCH. I had clawed under the desk and was shaking heavily because HETCH had electrocuted me for messing with sunnys device. I like to imagine that I played some role in pulling you out that you cared enough about me that seeing me hurt and scared like that woke you up
waking up has been a lot harder and more spaced out and shorter now that im HETCH but you seemed to be out a lot near the end I wonder how hard that must have been on you. maybe thats why the founder killed you? you were too good at breaking out? maybe another good memory in this room was oddly enough when I was dying. it was terrifying but having you hold me and talk to me as I went made it a lot less scary I also had these visions that I don’t remember if I told you about but they were of me and my brother playing in the snow. that also made it easier
I love you Mario but I hope you can remember your real name so I dont have to keep calling you that
im also sorry this is what your waking up to. please delete this one too and any other message like this
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September 26th.
Is that really how it all happened? I swear I remember hearing about something else. If this is true, it’s… kind of sweet.
Anyway screw you Diamond <3
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