#but i'm autistic so I can just say nuh uh

[unauthorized-author]

i wouldn't say I'm obsessed, more like I'm addicted to keeping my login streak it's 700+ days...

Can't let the boys know I'm obsessed with adopt me

[imdonewiththisblogsblog]

Hello! Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Now get ready for some Valentine’s Day incorrect quotes!

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Dogday: *kisses Catnap*

Catnap: !

Dogday: ...Did you steal my chapstick?

Catnap: Did- did I what?

Dogday: My chapstick, Catnap. Did you steal it?

Bobby BearHug : Dogday, for the love of God, not this again.

Catnap: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.

Dogday: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole f--- ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my f---ing chapstick.

Catnap: Chocolate and popcorn?

Bobby BearHug : Why do you think it got discontinued?

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Kickinchicken : *sees Catnap and Dogday together*

Kickinchicken : They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Bobby BearHug : You mean... you ship them?

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*at 3am*

Kickinchicken : *runs into Dogday’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Dogday: *wakes up* Dude!

Kickinchicken : *cackles*

Catnap: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Dogday* What the f---, Kickinchicken ?

Kickinchicken : *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

(Don’t worry they had a sleepover, they did not do “it”, ya nasty.)

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Catnap: Goodnight to the love of my life, Dogday, and f--- the rest of y'all.

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(Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator): <img src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/039/484/cover7.jpg" width="100%" height="auto">

I look at you with my autistic eyes.) this is amazing. How did this happen?

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Hoppy hopscotch : Hi.

Bobby BearHug : Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?

Hoppy hopscotch : I did.

Bobby BearHug : And what did they say?

Hoppy hopscotch : “Thank you.”

Bobby BearHug : You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?

Hoppy hopscotch : They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Kickinchicken said, “Thank you.”

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Catnap: Come on, Kickinchicken . Nobody actually believes that Dogday is in love with me.

Kickinchicken , to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Dogday is helplessly in love with Catnap.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Catnap: Dogday, put your hand down.

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Dogday: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Catnap: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Bobby BearHug : And you just ran away?!

Dogday: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

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Catnap, holding a rock: Dogday just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Hoppy hopscotch : If you don't marry them, I will.

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Kickinchicken: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Dogday: *raises hand*

Catnap: *puts their hand down*

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Dogday: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Catnap: Yes?

Dogday: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Catnap: F---.

Dogday: It's gonna be a fun week!

Catnap: I'm going to Bobby BearHug 's house.

Dogday: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherf---er.

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(Thank you for reading! Bye!<3)

[asleepygeorgian]

WTTT as stuff I hear/seen at school pt. 2

TW: mentions of things that I did NOT want to hear...

Alabama: Say Georgia sucks rn

Georgia:...Alabama sucks...

Alabama: No No No No!

Georgia: Tennessee sucks...Gators sucks...

Alabama: Repeat after me. Georgia

Georgia: Alabama

Alabama: Bulldogs

Georgia: Crimson Tide

Alabama: Sucks...

Georgia: Sucks

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Michigan: Ohio put it down....

Ohio: Nuh uh

Gov: Ohio put it down

Ohio: okay...

Michigan: good boy

Ohio: Michigan I swear to go-

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*Idaho walking goofy as heck*

Montana: Quit you look special...

California: That's not nic-

Wyoming: SPECIAL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS

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California: Can you get Texas's attention?

Washington: bet

Washington: I'M A FURRY!!!!

*Texas slowly turns with a disgusted face*

*Washington laughing his butt off*: I didn't think that would work...

*California face palms*

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*Gov explaining something*

Gov: You guys got that?

Massachusetts: Yesssssssssssssaaaaaaaa

Gov: You sure

Massachusetts: Yessssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Virginia: Ima come on your back

Kentucky: WHAT????

Virginia: Y'know...like climb your back...

Kentucky: THEN SAY THAT INSTEAD

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New Jersey: YES U DID

New York: NO I DIDNT

New Jersey: YES U DID

New York: NO I- bro you bout to make me sike out bruh...

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Oklahoma: Shut up about u and florida....i'd rather hear u rant abt sippi....

Louisiana: WORD????

Oklahoma: UHM-

North Carolina: Ya messed up

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Rhode Island: Trust me, it's big

Alaska: Now you know damn well...

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*Florida shoving a picture of furries kissing on his phone*

Tennessee: BRO GET THAT NASTY SHI OUT MY FACE

Alabama: Hey you mind....sendin me the picture....

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Georgia: If it fits, I sits

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Hawaii: And my mannn thank u to my mannn

Hawaii: I miss my man....

Texas: I fuckin' get it, your not single

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South Carolina: JUST FACE IT, UR AUTISTIC

Mississippi: NO IM NOT

Mississippi: GEORGIA ALREADY HAS IT SO IK FOR I FACT ION GOT IT

South Carolina: THAT DONT MAKE SENSE

Mississippi: GO TAKE ME TO GET CHECKED THEN

Mississippi: CUZ I AINT WASTIN MY MONEY

[bettertwin1]

ASSIGN YOUR FAMILY A SCOOBY DOO CHARACTER, GO!

Fred - Donnie, HAH, BET YOU WERE EXPECTING ME TO SAY HE'D BE VELMA WELL NO. listen, yeah, on the outside, he probably would fit Velma the most, but exploring Donnie entirely as a person <- (and with my knowledge of growing up with the guy), he's Fred. He believes in the paranormal, and he has these elaborate plans, theories, and inventions towards solving things just like Fred. "But Leo! Fred is bone headed and the leader!!" <- (nobody said ever, and if you did, i mean, you're right in some iterations, but...) to that I say, nuh uh, Fred's smart in his own way and I like to argue that none of them are really the leader at all, they usually take charge when they have to (usually it's between Daphne, Fred and Velma tho)

But also funny haha reason is that i'm pretty sure Fred is autistic and building traps is his special interest, and Donnie's special interest <- (aside from botany) is building stuff so

Daphne - Raph, mostly because if they did have a set leader, it was her all along like seriously she took charge alot and not many people give her credit for it I don't think, just like Raphie. She's super smart! She's more than being pretty! She is not a damsel! I'm pretty sure i've seen her clock a bad guy once or twice and she also helps with planning. I think Fred said he always thought she was the leader in one of the iterations too!!!! So yeah, raph.

Velma - April, okay I know velma doesn't believe in the paranormal and April does and she finds that stuff super exciting but the enthusiasm Velma has towards investigating reminds me of April and her whole obsession with being a news reporter or something. She isn't afraid to stick her nose where it doesn't belong in order to find the answer and April just seems like the type to know the answer but keep it to herself until the the last moment for like...dramatic twist...

Also she's blind w/o her glasses sooo

Shaggy - Me

Scooby - Mikey, he's loyal and will stick by your side during danger and also I just think the fact that Scooby and Shaggy are the duo ever that are terrified of ghosts and um...you know...thinking back to the gumbus...ANYWAY. I think the whole shaggy and scooby jumping into each other's arms screaming fits us. The shaggy scooby thing can interchange i just think Scoob fits better in the end <- (Mostly cause Shaggy was able to solve a few mysteries on his own even tho he was scared and he usually DOES rationally think that no way ghosts aren't real only to go back on that later upon facing a "ghost" immediately after and that's so me except i was right so)

SRY IF THIS ISN'T READABLE 😓😓

[s4turnzbarzzz]

hey, i'm back!! sorry if this is annoying, but i REALLY loved your headcanons for donnie from my last request and I was wondering if you could write even more! i think i’ve always liked donnie growing up, i think i really just need someone who can balance out my energy lmao. you don’t have to if you don't want to, i just really loved your headcanons 🫶

updated request if you want to write more:

she loves fighting, loves working out, loud asf, short-tempered, blunt, sarcastic, cursed with resting bitch face, all that jazz. but, once you get to know her, she’s actually really funny and sweet. NEVER afraid to speak her mind, so she may come across as rude or sassy at times, but she never really means to be. DEFINITELY has ADHD and is on the autism spectrum. ❤️

im so happy you enjoyed my last tmnt mm post!!!! donnie is my absolute fave so im really excited i got to do another rq about him (i love donnie sm tbh,, its unhealthy atp)

Donnie (mutant mayhem) x hyper fem! reader

tw: none

youre both autistic so it evens everything out

hes done alot of research on how he can help you release all your energy while also maintaining his personal boundaries

when youre especially loud he communicates that and if its something you cant control hell put on his headphones and text you so you know hes not ignoring you but also keeping himself from getting overstimulated

he has a little bit of a resting bitch face too so he gets that even if you look upset youre not most of the time

hes usually pretty chill and is blessed with patience when it comes to you so its harder for him to make you lose your temper, even if its short

he will train with you (he just wants you to be able to get the fight out of your system for the day usually, especially if it helps you keep your temper in check)

he also works out with you alot so youre both pretty compatible when you train as well

he loves that youre blunt because it makes it easier for him to understand what you mean when youre talking to him

he struggles a bit with sarcasm at times but hes pretty good about it because he has three brothers

even though you seem mean, he knows that youre actually super soft and sweet inside and loves to death because of it

also a little extra because youre so sweet when sending in requests

he uses tone tags while texting and sometimes says them out loud because he uses them so much

you: "hey donnie i miss you"

him: "nuh uh joking"

you: "did you just use a tone tag while talking to me in person"

him:

he loves to listen to midwest emo music unironically, specifically the band the front bottoms

i headcanon that he smells like a mix of vanilla and sage with a hint of lavender

hes not a huge fan of physical contact but he doesnt mind it when its coming from you

it takes alot to get him overstimulated because he grew up with three brothers so hes more accustomed to chaotic environments

[crystalelemental]

Okay guys, we're on the honor system not to reblog this one, it's a vent post about fandom stuff, sort of Pokemon specific due to the catalyst but also it's broad, just move along unless you want to hear me complain for forever.

I feel like Geeta Pokemon is like...the perfect encapsulation of why I don't engage with fandom spaces pretty much ever.

On the mild end, it's just how much is shipping stuff that I don't like. I know I will sometimes click with a pairing, but generally I'm just not that interested in shipping stuff. This is entirely personal and not really a problem, but it's such a huge chunk of general discussion that it's hard to feel like there's a clean entry point when that tends to be where people start. And yes, I'm sorry, this does mean I don't care for Geeta/Larry or Geeta/Rika, I don't really ship Geeta with anyone, it's just not a thing I gravitate toward.

But on the worse end it's just...okay I'm finding out how to turn off reblogs, honor system over.

Geeta discourse is just insane. We're still on about how her fight is bad, or she's a bad boss for (insert innocuous thing about having a job here), or some other character or design flaw that's just asinine or trivial. And the most recent catalyst was someone complaining that there was obvious foreshadowing for Evil Geeta, but the DLC didn't capitalize, which is just...you are in another world. Like you want to vilify her so bad, and for what?

And like, I realized I have never really seen any proper dissection of Geeta as a character, really. It always seems to be these sort of weird accusationally toned posts, then the defensively toned posts about "nuh uh" and little else, or like...fanart that seem disproportionally suggestive of her specifically for some mysterious reason. And not really any actual analysis of her character. Like the most I've seen recently is one post just making the fandom standard assertion of "X character is autistic/(insert sexuality or gender presentation here)," but also stating "don't ask me how it's just vibes."

And maybe this is also a me problem. It's an innocent enough headcanon, people can generate that interpretation for the representation they want however they please, but like. Has anyone ever really noticed there's never an explanation to these? Like I'm not asking for much, but what in their presentation rung true to you that you made this interpretation? Was there anything, or are you conjuring it from thin air? I personally don't care for the readings people do with Red, but there's at least stuff they will point to and go "that," but it feels like there's never anything substantive to these posts. It's just words. You don't even need to engage with the actual character at all, you just say whatever you want and either it doesn't need an explanation because it's just a headcanon or what's used as evidence is just...wrong. That's why we have takes like Geeta being a bad boss or a weak champion, because people took a general gut feeling, examined nothing, and made an assertion based on made up nonsense. And it makes the experience of just looking in a fandom's direction frustrating, because it's not that there's nothing, it's that there's negative value; you took away the parts that were good to just...fuck, I don't even know half the time. To try really hard to vilify a woman of color? Because her vibes were off or something? And this is just Pokemon! This is narrative Easy Mode because there's barely shit there! I cannot imagine what it would be like if I took to the fandom fields of something denser and more thematically salient in earnest. I see occasional Dungeon Meshi posts float by that make me think I am so blessed for not talking to fucking anyone outside of my followers about this one.

I know none of this is new. I know others make these complaints too. I even know that at least some of this feeling is a bit of arrogance as far as "my interpretation is the correct one." But also I've been feeling sick for days and am coated in sweat despite feeling freezing cold and am very cranky over it so I need to bitch about something else for a minute. Vent over.

[nacricissa]

Rating OC headcanons tag

Thanks @rhikasa for the open tag!

Rules: Use this headcanon generator to generate some headcanons for your OCs! How accurate are they?

No-Pressure Tags: @macabremoons, @squarebracket-trickster, @steh-lar-uh-nuhs, and an open tag!

Elise

Elise needs a nightlight to sleep: 8.5/10, she probably needs something comforting to sleep, and at a certain point she starts needing external magical help so she doesn't warp the world too much with her dreams. If the nightlight is a spellform to help with this that would probably count, so I'll bump up from my original 6.

Elise uses the word "like" like a comma: 10/10, she loves emphasizing her "temporal accent" and uses as many 2010s colloquialisms as possible.

Elise can hug you, but won't: 3/10, she is physically capable of hugging, and doesn't tend to initiate hugs, but that's mostly due to fear or rejection. If you want a hug she will hug you, and gives hugs freely to her brothers.

Eric

Eric is not good with social cues: 7/10, I am autistic so most of my characters are too. However, I have some conflicting characterization of him as sort of oblivious (read, sheltered aristocrat knows too little of the world) early in the story, and an excellent group dynamics man later. As such, I'm going to say he's not great at social cues but over time learns to observe them with stunning ability given his lack of natural talent, from which he is then able to manage interpersonal conflict very well.

Eric cannot drive: 4/10, well, given he was born several decades before the invention of the car, and then gained the ability to teleport he probably hasn't driven much, but I'm not going to go so far as to say he can't, especially since Elise has taken pains to make sure she can drive (She was only ONE YEAR out from driver's school when she got kidnapped by the universe. Not fair at all)

Eric's favourite colour is pink: 2/10, seems unlikely, somehow, only because I cannot see him having a favourite colour at all. He would likely prefer warm colours to cool colours, and bright colours to muted colours, so he probably has little against pink, but it's not his favourite.

Davriel

Davriel has punched a hole in their wall: 6/10, Davriel is not a particularly expressive guy, most of his anger tends to well inside him rather than venting out. He also tends to use magic before his fists. However, he may well have done it just as an experience, to see what it's like, because the whole "destruction of property" thing is of little import to him, and would not provide a barrier. Certainly if true it would only be after hooking up with God, he's much more liberated at that point.

Davriel is very willing to eat inedible things: 9.9/10 on a technicality, since really nothing is inedible to him and Elise, they can convert any substance to energy if desired. For that reason he is very willing to eat things that are "inedible" if he needs the calories, and also he would also be willing to eat a whole host of strange things if prompted, so it would be 10/10 if inedible things existed.

Davriel is not good with social cues: 10/10 as I said earlier my autism does tend to seep into my characters, and this guy was even more sheltered than Eric was, so by virtue of low exposure to humans he's not great with them.

Sorceress

Sorceress is afraid to close their eyes in the shower: 2/10, this is interesting. I am unsure if sorceress has ever had a shower. She also used to be a siren, so it wouldn't be a fear of water thing, nor does she tend towards fear in general. There might be something in there with past life triggers and dysphoria, but I somehow doubt it. The only fear would be that Elise was pranking her tbh.

Sorceress makes your mom jokes: 0/10, the only way Sorceress would know your mom jokes would be through Elise, either from her inherent knowledge of the language of magic, in which non-literal statements are generally a bad idea, or personal contact. Sorceress is not a huge fan of Elise, and certainly wouldn't want her mannerisms rubbing off on her, so I doubt she would ever use them.

Sorceress forgets to eat sometimes: 10/10, this woman is a scientist. There is no way she hasn't used the mastery over using the bridge to heal her body to recover her nutritional reserves. She probably thinks eating is a waste of time, unless it's a new food.

[finchy4077]

Oh boy oh boy *rubs my little hands together*

* favorite mash episode: so SO hard but the one that got me the most excited to talk about after watching was Dreams, it gave me such a unique insight to each of the characters and highlighted a lot of nuances in a way that didn't feel like the writers just explaining the insecurities and trauma of every character in a straightforward in your face sort of way. Close second and maybe even better is Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen but that's such a common consensus because of how excellent it is, it was a given

* favorite character: I feel like it changes depending on the episode but my top three are probably Hawkeye, Margaret, and Sidney just based on how much I talk about them. The one I relate the most to is the tragic funny man sadly, I quickly grew attached, you can see how this lead to my immediate downfall

* my favorite headcanon: autistic Radar but I swear that's practically canon so I'll just say it's BJ going to see Hawkeye some time after the war

* favorite ships: used to be a hawktrap truther, then like mid series I started coming around to hunnihawk/beejhawk, and recently I've been warming up to Houlihawk but I'm still rather neutral on it. Frankly most ships in this fandom I can get behind in some way and what I've discovered by joining this fandom is Hawkeye is a whore and everyone knows it

* if I could write an episode hm that's a hard question. I've been told I write everyone's dialogue and mannerisms SPOOKY accurate so I'd absolutely love to write a mash episode. The problem is deciding on a concept lmao probably something silly involving the post season 6 swamp rats + Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy get the B plot. Potter comes in at the end to defuse any loud disagreements and tell them they're acting like children to which they all respectively refute by shouting "NUH UH" all at once. He throws his hands up, tells them not to kill each other and leaves

Hope that's good enough lol I had fun answering your questions!

aaaaah thank you so much for answering!!!!

- i can’t wait to rewatch dreams for pretty much all the reasons you’ve already listed!!! i’ll have to send you a message when i get around to rewatching it!

- YES THE TRAGIC FUNNY MAN. if we’re going down we’re going down together at the hands of that Machiavellian smirky cowboy bastard <333

- bj!!!! goes to maine!!! so here for it!!! also radar absolutely is that’s canon to me

- HAHAHAHA amen to whorek-eye

- omg have you released any fanfic??? if so and you feel comfortable sharing i would love to read it sometime!

again thank you for answering this was fun!!! <33

[the-acid-pear]

Okay I'm home now and i can fully and freely type. Anyway mild spoilers for into the spiderverse i guess?

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Anyway uh. Yeah it... It was a tiny bit of a disappointment. It didn't do it for me at all. I feel like this movie is more of an art exhibit and i mean that as a fucking insult. Like sure the animation fucks my ears are ringing and my head aches horribly (that's on me for thinking i can be autistic and watch this on theaters) but like, the story man? It just so much (DEROGATORY).

It commits the sin a lot of spiderman movies make and that is that it bit more than it could chew. Not because they're bad at handling a complex story, but because they tried to juggle like 5 at once. And that never fucking works (my ear is still ringing and it hurts I'm in pain rn -_+ just wanted y'all to know)

Like it introduced SO FUCKING MUCH and it all was cool yeah! Just like electro was cool, and Harry, and Gwen, and captain Stacy. You know what in trying to fucking say? There's only so much you can do in 2 hours and you can just throw all you have all at once at the viewer because all you'll do is leave them disappointed wanting for more of that.

I feel like a baby. They show me this cool thing but nuh uh! Enough of that! Here's this new cool thing! But nuh uh! Enough of that- and so on. Like there were so many cool characters and ideas and concepts and shit but it could barely balance it all. YOU KNOW HOW BAD I WANTED TO SEE MORE OF THE SPOT?! HE BARELY WAS HERE!

It's like, you cannot fucking make a whole movie as the introduction to your next movie. That just sucks. You're setting yourself up for failure.

Like I'm just so upset bc it was full of amaizing things but it didn't fucking deliver in any of them!!!! And God don't get me started on the references. I think this was one of the worst ways to fill your movie with references. Like at least let me fucking process what I'm seeing if you are gonna waste so much time here, but also just... Don't make it so fucking blatant.

Like man i... This was a very experimental spiderman movie which i appreciate in a way but... It's not what I was expecting. To me, personally, it was disappointing. And also not designed at ALL to watch on cinemas. I think that last bit is just a fact.

I'm just kinda sad man. Like i loved Miles and Gwen's drama and i loved Miguel but I also wanted to see more of, you know, THE WHOLE FUCKING NEW CAST AND THE NEW FUCKING VILLAIN THEY INTRODUCED BUT SHOWED ONLY FOR LIKE 2-3 SEGMENTS MAX???????

LIKE HANDS ON HEAD EMOJI WHAT WERE THEY DOINGGGGG 😭😭😭😭

[psychologeek]

Well.

I just realised I never explained it.

Well then.

(tw: mention of cancer. Bruce has Google-like medical knowledge. Lmk if need to add)

~

The Fears of a Father

Batman isn't worried.

Never.

He is the dark knight of Gotham.

He is The Night.

He is Vengeance.

Batman is superior to mortal concepts of fear, or worrying, or anything but the cold dedication of his mission. Not even pain could stop him.

But Bruce is human.

Bruce is human, even if he questioned it multiple times. Even as he uses the ways he is different, the ways he's always been different, to make people think he isn't human.

(Just like he used to think, before he found The Planet and the bunch of weirdos and a name, for once, and not feeling so alone so wrong anymore.)

Bruce is human, even if he struggles with the way others seems to think. Just because he can't name it, doesn't mean he is never consumed by the overwhelming FEELINGS, like a caged wolf. Just because his brain doesn't process pain properly, doesn't mean he isn't hurt.

And when he gets the phone call from his son kid, his little boy, it feels like he never left the abyss.

"B," the child on the phone panic. "B, am I going to die?"

No, screams the eight years old inside. No, not again.

And he's holding three pearls in his palm and he's covered in a heavy blanket cape and he keep his voice calm as he asks the dear child to describe everything that happend before he looked down and saw blood in the toilet.

"It's going to be okay, chum," he says calmly. "I promise."

(He never said this to the people he saved. He never make promises he can't fulfil himself. But this is a promise he'll keep. Come hell or high water, he'll make Constantine take him fight heaven and hell if that what it would take.)

"Did you get hurt today? Maybe something hit your kidney?" He questions the kid. "I won't be mad if you got into a fight, chum. But I need to know if we should call Leslie or an ambulance."

"Ambulance? I don't want ambulance!" The kid is now crying. "I thought it's just something that happens when you grow. What is it?"

"The medical term is Hematuria," Bruce fills him up as he think out loud. "Possible reasons are problem in your kidneys or other parts of the urinary tract, like injuries, infection, blood clot, glomerulonephritis, cancer—"

"NO! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE CANCER," Dickie cries on the phone. "I can't kill Tony Zucco if I have cancer."

"You can't keep kill Zucco," Bruce tries.

"Nuh-uh!" Sick stops crying. "I have cancer! You need to be nice to me because I'm going to die. And I get a wish because I have cancer. So I want to be Robin and kill Zucco and you can't tell me no!"

Bruce is pretty sure this isn't how it works.

But Dick stopped crying. So he let it be.

"I'm going to draw my costume so when you come back we can make it," the kid says and hang up on him.

But he has a kid to save.

How do one even starts looking for it?

If only there was a reliable person he can ask about raising a child. And maybe get some advices about how to prevent him from being a teen vigilante...

Someone with experience of raising a kid with unique talent, that can get out of the house no matter what...

Oh

Right.

And so the dark knight disappeared into the shadows, tracking down Superman in order to get any information contact ot the only person that could help him now:

Ma Kent.

~

In which we have autistic Battinson (but that's cannon), Dick is a drama queen, Alfred is not here TM

and asking Bruce about medical information is like asking Google (don't do that).

~

I don't know if you have/know toddlers, but where I grew up every year some parents got freaked out at their baby's first week in daycare, when they changed the diaper and saw blood in it.

Spoiler: bitterroot can make urine red/purple. (And so do some other things.)

Beware!

As a new parent, I decided B has to go through this jump scare.

Just as a treat 😄

I see many people spreading the "Battinson is our little meow meow we must protect" all over the Tumblr. But they focus on Bruce.

Because when it comes to Battinson's Batman- this man made goons sleep with lights on. He yoinked so many bones he could make two skeletons and put them in Gotham Academy for biology lessons.

He doesn't spread fear. He is fear.

Justice League would look upon him and be like "I'm so glad this man is on our side". Pure respect for his persona. Even slight fear. Until...

Batman: It took me half a night but I solved this case.

Justice League *in awe*: Right.

Batman: I have analysed the threat, discovered their real identities and estimated where they will next strike.

Justice League: Nice.

Emergency phone: *ringing*

Batman: Excuse me.

Batman: What's wrong, chum?

Batman: what do you mean batcave is on fire

Batman: but i left u food

Batman: you ate a full bowl of blueberries??

Batman: wdym Alf isn't home. where would he go?

Batman: Alfred will kill me :(

Batman: ... how 'bout Mr. Freeze gun. you can use it, right?

Batman: ... Alright, chum. Text me if it worked. I gotta go.

Batman *back to his Batman voice*: So. As I was saying. Their next target will be-

Justice League: ...????

[pixel1678]

Wow I actually have stuff to talk about today! Wow!

First of all, been playing WEBFISHING a lot, especially today since I made a friend directly through it and half an hour later it had a major update. What.

Adding onto that, I'm making my avatar in that game an actual character, so far they talk so fast you need a translator, they can summon a pocket dimension with a flag and use it to break reality, they're VERY much an alcoholic (unlike Puralin they ARE affected by alcohol), they are ABSOLUTELY autistic and certainly have ADHD too (no this isn't sarcasm it's me saying it's canon /gen), and one of their stims is repeating phrases they've just said, and especially individual words (which came from Rot For Clout by Jamie-P yes I can fit Teto everywhere), I even got a name but that'll have to wait

2st, played Outcore for the first time, pretty fun I got to fight bootleg Flowey and call a stereotypical dating sim girl ugly (there is obviously more but nuh uh)

That's it I mostly wanted to talk about the character tbh

[bluejaysandblackbats]

Titans Academy

Fandom: DC Comics, Titans, Arrowfam

Summary: Grant struggles to accept his new reality when Roy takes him in and enrolls him in Titans Academy. He must adjust to life at a boarding school and life with his new foster family (Roy and Lian). Can he learn to trust the people who claim to care about him? Or will he shut himself off from love altogether?

Chapters: 3/?

Characters: Grant Emerson, Roy Harper, Bart Allen, Toni Monetti, Cody Driscoll, Lian Harper, Jade Nguyen, Audrey Spears, Tommy Blake Jr.

Additional Tags: Father-Son Relationship, Boarding School AU, No Powers AU, Found Family, Second Chances, Roy Harper is a Legal Guardian, Roy Harper is a Father, POV First Person, Grant Emerson POV, Autistic Bart Allen

Chapter Three: Intro to Chores

Roy wasn't joking when he said he'd wake me up at four. I showered and got ready for school before joining him in the living room to fold everyone's laundry. It wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. I didn't have much to say because I was half asleep. I don't think it bothered him. "You should wear a heavier sweatshirt. It's freezing out," Roy whispered. I nodded. "I'll get you some more stuff to wear over time. I'm just juggling a lot right now." "Are you okay?" I asked. Roy nodded. "Yeah, things are fine. It's getting close to the school's family week, and that's usually stressful... But it'll be fine once it's over," Roy explained. "Thanksgiving?" I asked. He nodded. "For some people, yeah. Some kids go home, and others get stuck here for the week, so we usually do something as a school family," Roy explained. I nodded. "Kids that don't have family... Like me?" I asked. "Some of 'em, yeah," Roy answered, "And I've been meaning to ask you... Are you willing to talk about what happened to your parents? I know it's a complicated situation, but I hope you know I'm not here to judge." He changed a lot during conversations. Roy could go from stern to painfully gentle in tone in seconds. I had to admit it was weird for me. "They told you what happened?" I asked. Roy set the laundry aside and nodded. "They told me you were there," Roy replied, "But I didn't ask for details. You seem okay, but that's what bothers me." "It doesn't feel real... I don't know. Maybe the court was tough on me because I didn't cry. I thought about that a lot during the trial, but it seemed like a shi—. It would've felt weird to cry just because everyone wanted me to," I answered. I felt like a monster saying it out loud, but it wasn't like we were the ideal family before—. Well, you know... I looked down at the laundry and tried to shrug it off. "Everyone grieves differently. It's not up to anyone but you to dictate what feels right," Roy reassured. I didn't know what to say to him after that, so I kept folding. "How'd you sleep?" "Okay... You're not tired?" I asked. "Exhausted, but I can't complain... Hey, Grant. Can you get the door?" Roy asked. I opened my mouth to say something, but just like that, someone knocked on the door. "How did you—?" Roy raised an eyebrow, and I did as I was told. You see what I mean, though? Roy was no nonsense. I answered the door, and Bart burst in. "HeyRoycanIborrowGrantforchores? Iwasgonnagotakecareofthepigs. Areyoubusy?" Bart asked. "Sure can... And nope. I'm not busy," Roy replied, "If this is about your points, I gave you ten for yesterday, and I'll give you another ten for today."

"Nuh-uh, it's not about that," Bart replied as he pulled an envelope out of his jacket pocket. "I need some stamps." "How do we ask?" Roy asked. "Can you spare some stamps, please?" Bart asked. Roy smiled and left the room. "You'll like the pigs. They're rescues." "Sick," I replied. "No... They're pretty healthy most of the time," Bart replied innocently. I chuckled and shook my head. "Sick like cool," I explained. Bart nodded. Roy came back and gave Bart a few stamps. "Here you go... Hey, Grant, put on a sweater. Bart's gonna show you the ropes," Roy commanded. I went to my room and grabbed a sweater before slipping my shoes on. "Oh, and Grant, I'll have your bag ready when you get back." I followed Bart down the brick sidewalk to the barn. "The stables are closest to Roy's place... Oh! You can meet Rusty," Bart pointed. "Is Rusty a horse?" I asked. Bart stopped at a tool shed and slipped on a pair of wading pants with boots. I copied him and asked him the same question a second time. "Nuh-uh. Rusty's a pig. I was here when he was born," Bart answered. "Gross," I joked. Bart smiled and handed me a huge bag of feed. The troughs were surprisingly clean. I poured in the feed and stared at the mixture. It looked like a dehydrated rice bowl. "What's in this stuff?" "Dried veggies, sorghum, corn... Stuff like that. We make our own feed. You can't just feed pigs whatever. I learned that from Roy when I came here," Bart explained. He seemed excited to have somebody to talk to, so I listened. Bart went on like that while he walked me through the process of cleaning the pig pens. A few other kids came through and cleaned up their designated areas, but Bart was done with his work by then, and he sat on the ground brushing a pig that was half his size. "This is Rusty," Bart introduced. The spotted pig made a soft snorting noise, and I couldn't help but smile. Hey, it was cute. A bell rang, and all the kids got up and took off the wading pants, hanging them up where we got them. I followed suit, and Bart took me back to Roy's so we could get my bag and walk to the dining hall together. "How was the pig pen?" Roy asked as he gave me my school-issued backpack. It had a big 'T' on the back for Titans. "Rusty's doing alright," Bart answered, "I think he was happy to see me." "Yeah, Rusty was a cool dude. I've never been that close to a real pig before," I added. Roy grinned a little half-smile. Roy was happy that I didn't want to run away. Bart rushed ahead to get breakfast. "Things are gonna be weird next week... Nothing's for sure just yet, but things will be... Strange."

"That's okay... I think I've made things strange for you this past week, so I can't really complain," I reassured him, "At least your weird seems okay." "You didn't mind working the pig pens?" Roy questioned. I shook my head. I just liked having work to do. Roy chuckled. "I forgot to ask earlier... You scared of horses?" "Never met one before," I replied. He messed up my hair and sent me on my way. "I'll catch up with you. Go get breakfast," Roy whispered.

[grantaire-lover-69]

This is gonna be a rant post which is usually not what I post so y'all can just ignore this but I just need to rant.

Omfg this bitch Ravin got invited to the GC a few months ago and omg she's nothing but drama. She started off by dating someone and honestly I thought it was cool yk? Then we actually spoke. Bitch can't take sarcasm, even when it's obvious. Like I've even said that I'm joking after saying something and she'll take it like I just killed her dog. But what really fucking pisses me off about her is that she talks about her sex life during lunch. WE'RE IN HIGHSCHOOL... Our bodies aren't meant to have sex yet... She has given people HICKEYS during lunch and proudly shows off her hickeys too, EVEN WHEN THEY'RE ON HER TITS.... Like, a lot of y'all know me bc of my posts where I thirst over Les Misérables characters but those are fantasies, this is REAL LIFE. Like, I'm not against talking about your sex life but when it's DURING LUNCH WHILE I'M TRYING TO EAT????? NAH. NUH UH. Not to mention she talks about her relationship drama in the meme GC. She talks about her RELATIONSHIP DRAMA in the MEME GROUP CHAT. This is not to mention the fact that she's rude as fuck too. The bitch has the personality of a wet wipe. "Oh why can't you just understand this like I do?" I'M AUTISTIC YOU FUCKING CUNT-

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

'imaginitive play' is just an example like if i ask 'do you like dogs?' and you say 'yes' it obviousely doesn't mean you like every single breed of dog, js dogs in general do you have trouble maintaining/developing/understanding relationships? if you say 'yes' it does not mean you are completely illiterate when it comes to this stuff, but it's harder for you, just because you know how to play pretend, doesn't mean you can easily make friends, never get bullied, etc yk?

Heck i'm autistic and i'm using a metaphor [i think i am at least], does this take away my autism? am i neurotypical now? nuh-uh, same applies for imaginitive play! /npa abt all of this btw also i zoned out while typing and came back to reality so hope it's readable

Autism, as according to the dsm-5. I do not like how they phrased certain things but alas, I shall infodump nonetheless A) Social interaction and communication (must have had a history of all, current or in the past) 1- Different ways of communication, for example being unable to have a normal back and forth communication, when talking you share less of your interests, emotions, or life. But it could also be OVER sharing this stuff, or stuff in general. 2-Weird use or lack of understanding on/of eye contact/use of gestures/facial expressions/body language/nonverbal communication. Like maybe too much or too little eye contact, maybe you're over expressive with your hands or under expressive. 3-Trouble maintaining/developing/understanding relationships, for example trouble making friends, not being interested in people, finding it hard to do 'imaginitive play' [play pretend] B) Restricted/Repeated patterns of behaivior/interests/activities (need at least 2) 1-Stimming. Aka repeated movement or use of speech [saying the same word again and again or moving the same way again and again] <-in a 'not normal' way [they phrase it bad but yk] 2-Insisting on things staying the same. Maybe having a set routine or ritual. For example 'i must eat ___ for breakfast every day or i will be anxious', 'we must drive the same way or i will be anxious', or having rigid thinking patterns. 3-Special interests/hyperfixations(edited)

I tried to keep it short for once lol

also again, i'm not familiar with the dsm-5 autism thing so i might have gotten some stuff wrong, ALSO I FUCKING HATE HOW THEY PHRASE SHIT UGH

the first one all of them

second:1,3

. . .

GONNA KEEP IGNORING THAT

[vlct0gram]

Ya know, maybe I am a vampire. I just lucked out of all the side effects.

Firstly, I am pale. So pale that I can reflect light off my arms. So pale that I have anemia.

Secondly, I don't like the sun. Keep me inside where the sun can't hurt me. It's bright and hurts my eyes. Over time I've gotten used to being forced to deal with it, which is why I don't burn without long exposure. Keep me shaded and we'll be good.

Thirdly, I am drawn to gothic shit. You can't be a vampire without being a little bit goth. And I am very goth. I see goth shit and I am pulled in like a moth to a flame. Please let me sleep in a coffin in the catacombs beneath a massive castle that has a perma-storm around it with ominous music surrounding it.

Fourthly, I have an aversion to holy places and symbols. Churches? nuh-uh, not thanks. Keep them crosses and bibles away from me.

Fifthly, I have naturally sharp canines. Like, people have pointed this out to me, it's pretty prominent when I'm smiling that my teeth be pointed. So, that's clearly my fangs. Check that off the vampire bingo.

Now, we're still missing some crucial details, but this is where the luck really comes in.

Now, a smaller detail is that vampires can't have garlic, but I can and will eat it by the loaf. How does one explain that? Simple. I'm Asexual. Asexuals are commonly known as being more powerful than vampires and therefore their love of garlic nullifies the weakness vampires have of it.

And the most important thing, drinking blood. Vampires oughta drink blood, right? No. Many vampire characters feed on substitutes, firstly. And hey, just like the real world there's got to be vampires that just have issues with it. Vegetarian vampires, autistic vampires, etc. Vampires who simply don't like the taste and therefore don't drink it. But drinking blood doesn't seem necessary for all vampires to survive, depending on where you look. Still, if I were to guess a substitution for my own vampiric life, it would likely be ketchup. It's red, it's accessible, I need it to live, my parents always say I practically drink the stuff. Can't have a lot of food unless ketchup is involved or I get sick. Clearly, this is my blood substitution.

Therefore, with all these points put together, it is evident that I must be an actual real vampire. The next step is to unlock my cooler abilities, like flight.