#but i’ll say it again

[fictifile]

courting the crown / maeve’s route / part 1 of ?

[noodles-and-tea]

I feel like Jon is a bit of a rebound…

[sweet-honey-blue]

here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[agir1ukn0w]

excuse me was anyone gonna warn me about how goddamn ✨PRETTY✨ this young man is or…..

[jenijro]

Sam had sex. Now he is gone, probably traveling interdimentionally, with the Archivist. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE SEX IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE-

[mxmarsbars]

third time’s a charm!

[scribble-bugz]

FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I swore to myself that I would do something for MerMay this year. No real reason, just something I promised myself I'd do.

And after more or less nagging myself to do it all day, I finally did it!

This year's MerMay stars the M&M ship! Morton's been searching the seas all day to find the perfect gift for a pretty Merkoopa he's known for a while, and his efforts paid off in the form of a pretty little pearl!

Makani's never been given such a lovely present before, she feels like the luckiest girl in the entire ocean! Expect lots of nuzzles and kisses in your near future, Mort~ X3c

[ginnie-darling]

absolutely insane-making things for Mithrun to say, considering this:

[kat-rose-griffith]

Colin when Penelope told him she’s loved him since they first met as kids:

[moongreenlight]

Ghost knocks you up in the back of his truck during a one night stand btw.

Mdni. Nsfw below cut.

Like you’re a bartender and you’re flirting pretty heavily with him and the rest of the force boys for a good tip because you know their type. He’s not exactly shutting you down but he’s definitely not dogging after you like the others. You shrug it off and figure that three for four still gives you decent odds.

You step out back for a quick break on the top of the hour as things are winding down, promise your coworker you won’t be five minutes. He’s lingering in the workers only smoking area out back because he’s a freak. And you’re a little sussed-out, but he offers his help when you realize you’d left your lighter inside. Tells you he keeps his in the car in an attempt to curb his habit or some shit. Doesn’t matter. You know what he’s really saying.

He guides you with an arm slung loosely around your waist and for some reason you’re inclined to indulge yourself. Live a little. Get some after a months long dry spell that’s left you a little out of your mind. He folds you over the bench seat in the back of his truck in a dark corner of the lot. Leaves your pants bunched around your knees and only unbuttons his own enough to let his cock free.

He doesn’t bother trying to cram himself into the back with you. Given the sheer size of him, you weren’t sure he’d be able to anyway. Leaves the door open and yanks your hips back until he’s lined himself up. Makes quick work of it for both of your sakes, but it exceeds expectations given the circumstance. He comes mostly on the leather under you, but his hips stuttered and you ended with a bit slicking your folds. You cringe when you tug your pants back on you feel some pool in your underwear.

It’s a bit of an awkward walk back, but he makes good on his promise of a light when he sparks the end of your cigarette before walking back around front. You forget about the exchange until about a month later when you finally realize you’ve missed your period by at least a week and a half. You take a test mostly for peace of mind. Even though you didn’t use a condom, you’re decent at remembering to take the pill, so it’s really not heavy on your mind. Not until the test reads positive.

You pull him to the side the next time he comes to the bar and stumble over a hushed delivery of the news. He’s shockingly stoic. Silent for a moment before making some dry remark about how the two of you should probably go to the courthouse and make things official if you want to get his military benefits.

[freckleslikestars]

It should be illegal for any form of video media (dvd/online streaming) to not have subtitles available.

[stealingyourbones]

Everyday I exist and every day I get more and more exhausted seeing the “lol Batman looks at Danny and goes “who’s gonna adopt this kid” He’s so adoptable!” posts.

[chloesimaginationthings]

PHONE GUY DESIGN IM LITERALLY SCREAMONG RBEUBQHGWVS

IM GLAD YALL LIKE HOW PHONE GUY LOOKS!! I didn’t expect so many to be down bad for him-

[laurrelise]

i made some more tua textposts

[bunnyrafe]

ok the talk of rafe taking care of drunk reader makes me think…what if it’s reversed? u and rafe go out and he gets a little too drunk and it’s like a complete personality shift where he becomes so soft and sweet and just a side of him u never get to see! idk could be cute having to wrangle him for once

“wrangle him” is absolutely the correct way to put it.

please… he’s big ‘n tall and all over the place, giving you beer and whiskey flavored kisses every 5 seconds. he’s like an over excited puppy with attachment issues who can’t let go of you! he needs you in his lap, by his side, holding his hand. just everything— he needs everything.

“you know i love you s’much; right, princess?” the words are slurred and murmured right in your ear, and his lips find your neck shortly after. pressing soft kisses along your skin that make your heart flutter and nearly burst out of your chest.

“i know, rafey…” you whisper back while biting away a cheeky smile.

“and you’re so pretty!” he continues on, “how are you s’pretty? prettiest girl ever— my favorite girl.”

“better be your favorite,” you tease while pinching his warm, alcohol flushed cheeks. his bottom lip is jutted out in a pout and you can’t help but lean forward and kiss him. a quick smooch that he hums happily in response too.

“i don’t even— don’t even hold the door open for other girls,” he squints at you a bit as he speaks, as if it makes him look any more sincere and not completely goofy.

“rafey, that’s kinda mean.”

he scoffs, “so?”