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Noid is so funny to me bc like Sou really woke up one day and thought “what if I killed two gays”
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Sam had sex. Now he is gone, probably traveling interdimentionally, with the Archivist. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE SEX IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE-
#i’ve said it once I’ll say it again#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 30#(this is a joke btw don’t take it seriously)
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“I don’t get why pokotho likes Paul so much. He’s literally just an average thirty year old man and I don’t understand how someone could be obsessed with him” I say as I look at my Paul Matthews folder realising that I too am, obsessed with him
#the first part is mostly for jokes btw don’t take it seriously#Paul Matthews the man that you are#who said that#paulkotho#paul matthews#pokotho#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid#nightmare time#pokey starkid
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Bill cipher x Dorito Yaoi
You can’t posses a chip bag. It’s just not the same. And they suck at sleepovers
#toxic yaoi#old man yaoi#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#doodle#shitpost#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#stanford pines#bill cipher gravity falls#ford pines#ford gravity falls#billford#inbox asks#joke art#gf bill cipher#bill gravity falls#bill cypher#stanford gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford#grunkle ford#fiddauthor#gravity falls fiddleford#fiddleford friday#old man mcgucket#gravity falls shitpost#fiddleford mcgucket#my inbox is open btw lol#don’t take this seriously
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Stuff from when I was supposed to be paying attention in class
(Transcriptions of writings in alt text in case u can’t read my handwriting)
#doots#the picture of dorian gray#Dorian gray#basil hallward#Sybil vane#James vane#Frankenstein#clervalstein#henry wotton#third pic is a joke btw pls don’t take it all that seriously
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ill try my best for you queen:(
#frye#frye splatoon#splatoon 3#nintendo#splatfest#splatoween#splatoon meme#meme art#meme#procreate#my art#fanart#digital art#i will try so hard ….. but .. my hopes are low :(#kinda rushed but ahgggg#just a joke btw so don’t take it seriously 🙏 i rlly want team skeleton to win
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really sad that botw didn’t let you name link something else, since every single zelda game I’ve played I’ve named link “miry”
like what if I want to make a links meet au where everything is the same but all of them are named miry, uh botw?
what then botw?!
#this is obviously me joking btw don’t take this seriously lmao#just thinking about how sad i was I couldn’t keep up with the miry tradition#like rip the mirys meet au#miry's yapping
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Just remembered catradora too, caitlyn shoving the butt of her gun into Vi’s abdomen is nothing compared to catra trying to blow up the universe and rewrite time just so adora would call her back
Caitlyn haters don’t phase me I defended edelgard von hresvelg on this website in 2019 this is nothing
#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#catradora#edelgard von hresvelg#caitlyn kiramman#this is a joke btw don’t take it seriously
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I just came up with the best (/j) AU of all time!
SMG3 cheats on SMG4 with Mr. Puzzles
#blue strawberry rambles#I’m running on no sleep if you can’t tell#this is all a joke btw#don’t take this seriously#this is just something funny that popped into my head while playing gmod#smg4#smg34#puzzle3#puzzl3#April fools came late y’all#no I am not writing this#this can be someone else’s burden I have enough
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Everyone’s talking about how Finn had kids with Huntress Wizard, but have you considered…
#adventure time fionna and cake#adventure time#fionna and cake#finn the dilf#huntress wizard#this is a joke btw#pls don’t take this seriously#finntress
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I wanna dislike Rob so much and then he goes and says he likes beabadoobee and eye-
#ROB IS THE TYPICAL RED FLAG I DISLIKE IN THESE SHOWSBUT WDYM YOU LIKE BEA ME TOO ICONIC LEGEND SHIT#Idk if he is saying it to appear like not the other boys or because he genuinely means it but if he does I….. i fear I ….. I don’t wanna say#I stan but I….. ugh#and he is a snake charmer too I love snakes too ROB MAKE ME DISLIKE YOU ASJEKEK I LIKE BEING A HATER SOMETIMES#I am half joking btw don’t take me seriously it’s like 4 am#Serena my fav personality wise so far tho that’s my queen right there#and Jana is GORGEOUD Like everytime she is on screen with this man who barely speaks 2 words to her I am likeeee give us something you are#with this DROP DEAD GORGEOUS girl be obsessed with her !!!!#kordell and Serena are cute but like I feel he likes her and is sort of awkward bc that convo of her asking his goals#and my mans being like wdym I was like ??? wdym wdym? SKSKSKS your goals king what are your goals#but I think he was nervous so hopefully they vibe better in future conversations#love island usa#love island
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i was up til like 2am scribbling hank over and over because he was stuck in my skull and i needed to get him out but i never actually turned the lights on bc i was so focused on drawing so i was just going off the light from the streetlamps outside my window. in that very dim light i couldn’t rly tell the difference between the colours of my pens.
anyway meet my new oc Blueberry Hank (blank for short)(DO NOT STEAL!!!1!1!1!1! i’m serious guyssssdsses)
(accidentally made hank blue bc i couldn’t see what colour i was using)
#meme#hank j wimbleton#hank madness combat#hank madcom#madness combat#madcom#the don’t steal part is a joke btw i really don’t care#i don’t wanna have to explain the joke but some of y’all would probably take me seriously
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Not elaborating on this one. If u know u know.
(This is for a school assignment. Happy pride month.)
#art#fanart#dewey finn#beetlejuice#school of rock#pride month#yk Alex brightman haha please#btw please don’t take this seriously#it’s merely a joke#but if you like this /gen im not stopping you yk
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guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.
#I also had a conversation with my friend about if he had to wear a suit why would he#We discussed for a very long while(6 minutes) and the discussion was very enlightening#Slowly turning painis into a functional human in society…#Except you know he eats people that isn’t really stuff normal people do#this is a joke btw#I think he would pay his taxes but if the tax people are rude to him he wouldn’t#I think it really depends#Does he even have any taxes to pay? Because he doesn’t have a job I assume so he doesn’t have any money#But theoretically if he’s like working for another freak and he’s getting paid or something#Idk guys I might be going a little bit bonkers… he’s helping me get out of art block at least#Oh I hope all these tags don’t accidentally show up in another tag that would be bad I’ve seen that happen#I’ve already typed so much though#It’d be funny if there was painis angst because I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously because his name is penis basically#Why am I only saying painis I’m going to tag him anyway#Painis cupcake#there#alright anyways painis cupcake angst would be fucking hilarious imo#My professional opinion#Mmhmmm I’m a professional in being stupid#My friends will call me spedpool on hallowen#I took 2 yardsticks in stem and I pretended to be said guy in the red suit I don’t want to tag him because I don’t want someone to#Find this unhinged rant about painis cupcake that got way off track woah#Ok continuing on the painis rant#I can’t draw him with pencil for some reason he looks so weird#I can draw soldeir just fine with pencil probably even better than online but whenever I try to draw painis he looks like a pile of dog shi#A moist pile the kind that would make steam if it’s cold outside#I feel like it he tried painis cupcake would really be a great functional citizen#Oh wow I wrote a lot my bad
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Theory of the day: Xianyun is Kinich’s mother
for the record this is a joke don’t come at me
#rambles#this is a joke btw don’t take this seriously#kinich#xianyun#genshin impact#something similar we came up with was that like venti xianyun took a form of a fallen friend… that fallen friend being kinichs mom#idk we went ‘oh they look similar WHAT IF—‘
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this is a selfcest joke
#don’t take this seriously btw it’s a joke for a reason#doctor who#adventure time#averyarsene#fifteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor
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