#(this is a joke btw don’t take it seriously)

[harapeveco]

Noid is so funny to me bc like Sou really woke up one day and thought “what if I killed two gays”

[jenijro]

Sam had sex. Now he is gone, probably traveling interdimentionally, with the Archivist. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE SEX IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE-

[terrimavr]

“I don’t get why pokotho likes Paul so much. He’s literally just an average thirty year old man and I don’t understand how someone could be obsessed with him” I say as I look at my Paul Matthews folder realising that I too am, obsessed with him

[creepst-crypt]

Bill cipher x Dorito Yaoi

You can’t posses a chip bag. It’s just not the same. And they suck at sleepovers

[respected-coconut]

Stuff from when I was supposed to be paying attention in class

(Transcriptions of writings in alt text in case u can’t read my handwriting)

[gaydexvocaloid]

ill try my best for you queen:(

[mirensiart]

really sad that botw didn’t let you name link something else, since every single zelda game I’ve played I’ve named link “miry”

like what if I want to make a links meet au where everything is the same but all of them are named miry, uh botw?

what then botw?!

[billys-pilgrimage]

Just remembered catradora too, caitlyn shoving the butt of her gun into Vi’s abdomen is nothing compared to catra trying to blow up the universe and rewrite time just so adora would call her back

Caitlyn haters don’t phase me I defended edelgard von hresvelg on this website in 2019 this is nothing

[bluestrawberrybunny]

I just came up with the best (/j) AU of all time!

SMG3 cheats on SMG4 with Mr. Puzzles

[hardieworth]

Everyone’s talking about how Finn had kids with Huntress Wizard, but have you considered…

[mazojo]

I wanna dislike Rob so much and then he goes and says he likes beabadoobee and eye-

[the-rat-woman]

i was up til like 2am scribbling hank over and over because he was stuck in my skull and i needed to get him out but i never actually turned the lights on bc i was so focused on drawing so i was just going off the light from the streetlamps outside my window. in that very dim light i couldn’t rly tell the difference between the colours of my pens.

anyway meet my new oc Blueberry Hank (blank for short)(DO NOT STEAL!!!1!1!1!1! i’m serious guyssssdsses)

(accidentally made hank blue bc i couldn’t see what colour i was using)

[carly404error]

Not elaborating on this one. If u know u know.

(This is for a school assignment. Happy pride month.)

[fitpacs]

*pokes qsmpblr with a stick* wake up we have a reason to live again

[honeyconez]

guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.

[waytoobsessed]

Theory of the day: Xianyun is Kinich’s mother

for the record this is a joke don’t come at me