#this is a joke btw don’t take this seriously

[alaia777]

omg i got sooo excited when i saw this event on ur pinned post, also congrats on 200 eeeee u deserve it! >w< could i pleasee ask for "i want to marry you." with shido? like just chilling with him and then him saying it out of nowhere and we're so confused becuz there is not one serious bone in that mans body LOL, but ofc you can do a different scenario, i think anything u write will be adorbs<333

sorry for my bad english btw :3

hellooo, thank you so so much :’)))) i love your idea so much omg! i hope you like it, and also your english is perfect, don’t worry!!!

the living room floor was a mess of pillows and blankets, the aftermath of your boyfriend’s relentless begging for you to wrestle with him. you had other ways you would’ve preferred to spend your afternoon, but you gave in—mostly because you loved him, but also because you knew he needed to burn off some energy.

he didn’t take it seriously, of course. he never did. instead of an actual match, it turned into him picking you up, tossing you onto the couch, and carrying you around the room while laughing like a maniac. you didn’t even try to fight back in the end, just letting him have his fun.

now, after all that, the two of you were sprawled across the couch and floor, tangled up in the blankets, watching some comedy you had picked out. if he had chosen, it would’ve been something violent and disturbing—probably something that would make you question his taste in movies.

you could see him from the corner of your eye, stealing glances your way every few minutes. it was only a matter of time before he came up with some ridiculous idea—he always did.

last time, he had turned to you completely serious and asked if you two could try communicating telepathically for a whole day. before that, it was if you’d be willing to fake your own deaths and run away together “just to see if we could pull it off.”

but nothing could have prepared you for what he was about to say next.

“i want to marry you.”

for a few seconds—seconds that felt like an eternity for him—all you could do was stare, your mind scrambling to process his words. you searched his face for any hint of mischief, any telltale smirk that would give away a joke, but there was nothing.

no teasing glint in his eyes. no sly grin.

just him, watching you intently, waiting.

“like, right now?”

it’s the first thing that leaves your lips, and honestly—really? that’s what you go with? of all the things you could say, of all the ways you could respond to something this huge, that’s what your brain decides on?

but, to be fair, thinking straight is nearly impossible when your heart is pounding against your ribs, and his eyes—so steady, so intense—are holding you in place, making you want to say yes to whatever he wants, whatever he asks.

“if that’s what you want, yes. we could go to the courthouse right now and buy the rings on the way there.”

he says it so easily, like he’s suggesting grabbing takeout for dinner. like marrying you is the most natural thing in the world—because to him, maybe it is.

“it doesn’t even matter how it happens, as long as, at the end of the night, i know we’re carrying the same last name.”

you’re this close to crying.

but then, just as your heart starts to swell, he leans in, brushing his thumb over your cheek with a smirk that’s softer than usual.

“but,” he continues, voice lighter now, “i want you to have the wedding of your dreams. a pretty dress, in a pretty place, with all our friends and family.” he pauses, then scoffs, “not that i care about any of them. i just want an excuse to stare at the woman of my dreams for an entire day without anyone calling it weird.”

and just like that, you’re laughing and crying all at once, because only he could make you question everything you thought you knew about love.

you take a deep breath, trying to steady yourself. you’re not sure whether to laugh or cry, but the overwhelming emotion feels like both. this man, with his wild ideas, his way of making everything feel bigger than it is, is making your heart race in ways you didn’t expect.

you wipe away a stray tear, your voice catching as you speak. “you really know how to make a girl feel special,” you joke, wiping the moisture from your cheek.

his grin widens, and he leans closer, his breath warm against your skin. “well, i’ve got to keep up, right? otherwise, you’d probably realize you can do better.”

“is that a challenge?” you tease back, narrowing your eyes with a playful smirk. “because if it is, you’re about to lose.”

his smile softens, and for a moment, it’s just the two of you, tangled in blankets, a mess of pillows, and the soft glow of the tv casting shadows across the room.

he reaches for your hand, his thumb gently brushing over your knuckles. “i don’t want anyone else, though. i just want you. for real.”

you look into his eyes, so full of sincerity, and feel the weight of the moment settle in. “well, if you’re serious about that, then we’ll figure it out. together. and who knows? maybe one day we’ll have that wedding.”

he laughs softly, but there’s a warmth in it that’s different this time. “we’ll do it right,” he says, “the way you deserve. but first, how about i just get to stare at you for a little longer?”

and with that, the two of you relax into each other, the laughter and tears fading into the background, replaced by the quiet, comforting presence of knowing that whatever comes next, you’ll face it together.

[waytoobsessed]

Theory of the day: Xianyun is Kinich’s mother

for the record this is a joke don’t come at me

[jenijro]

Sam had sex. Now he is gone, probably traveling interdimentionally, with the Archivist. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE SEX IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE-

[terrimavr]

“I don’t get why pokotho likes Paul so much. He’s literally just an average thirty year old man and I don’t understand how someone could be obsessed with him” I say as I look at my Paul Matthews folder realising that I too am, obsessed with him

[respected-coconut]

Stuff from when I was supposed to be paying attention in class

(Transcriptions of writings in alt text in case u can’t read my handwriting)

[gaydexvocaloid]

ill try my best for you queen:(

[mirensiart]

really sad that botw didn’t let you name link something else, since every single zelda game I’ve played I’ve named link “miry”

like what if I want to make a links meet au where everything is the same but all of them are named miry, uh botw?

what then botw?!

[bluestrawberrybunny]

I just came up with the best (/j) AU of all time!

SMG3 cheats on SMG4 with Mr. Puzzles

[hardieworth]

Everyone’s talking about how Finn had kids with Huntress Wizard, but have you considered…

[mazojo]

I wanna dislike Rob so much and then he goes and says he likes beabadoobee and eye-

[the-rat-woman]

i was up til like 2am scribbling hank over and over because he was stuck in my skull and i needed to get him out but i never actually turned the lights on bc i was so focused on drawing so i was just going off the light from the streetlamps outside my window. in that very dim light i couldn’t rly tell the difference between the colours of my pens.

anyway meet my new oc Blueberry Hank (blank for short)(DO NOT STEAL!!!1!1!1!1! i’m serious guyssssdsses)

(accidentally made hank blue bc i couldn’t see what colour i was using)

[charlie404error]

Not elaborating on this one. If u know u know.

(This is for a school assignment. Happy pride month.)

[honeyconez]

guys hear me out would painis cupcake pay taxes? Because he’s not like mega insane like ass pancakes I think he’d pay his taxes in my professional opinion.

[fitpacs]

*pokes qsmpblr with a stick* wake up we have a reason to live again

[devilsrecreation]

People are like “Mordetwi this” and “Mordetwi that” when Eeyore x Twilight Sparkle is RIGHT THERE

[victoryshowers]

this is a selfcest joke