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the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!
#sergle art#artists on tumblr#illustration#body posi#fat art#body positive#stretch marks#heey it's chboy. skinny penits. i haven't killed myself i SWEAR. i'm still in my cave and i still draw#i hope you like the pieces because i really liked doing the more stylized flowers on the first two#like that actually gave me so much enjoyment doing the flowers that way on miss blue hair
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Will: *Talking about his Grief and longing to see Abigail again*
Hannibal: Well, you saw part of her
Me: HANNIBAL- HANNIBAL GO TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER RIGHT NOW.
#I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY SHIT OVER THESE TWO HAHAHAH#one moment brone bros and the next they're absolutely stabbing each other#i swear i have spent episode 11 of s2 constantly telling you both off jesus christ#children. absolute children you both are#i love you so much will and hannibal#but i swear you two#ALSO WILLS GOING TO BE A FUCKING FATHER???? WHAT#I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE FACT THIS CHILD ISN'T WITH DR. BLOOM AND THAT HURTS MY SOUL#THIS SHOW IS HURTING MY DREAM COUPLES#Will what did we talk about YOU ALMOST DIED BUT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TO PUT A GOD DAMN CONDOM ON#FUCK YOU MARGOT FOR TRICKING MY BOY THIS IS UNFAIR#of course i understand whether using protection or not when having sex there is always a risk of a baby and you should be prepared#BUT STILL NOT FAIR#i tried to make a whole separate post about this but literally it was just me going BWKFJANFOZHJABD for ten minutes#hannibal#hannibal thoughts#hannibal i WILL HAVE YOUR BABY I VOLUNTEER-#I swear if Hannibal killed his sister i will flip this fucking table right now#Part of me feels like he never would BUT I MEAN LOOK AT ABIGAIL-#but like he didnt kill her just for killing her#it has a deeper meaning in his heart#IF WILL HAS A DAUGHTER AND THEY DON'T CALL HER ABIGAIL I WILL ACTUALLY CRY#I'LL CRY IF THEY CALL HER ABIGAIL ANYWAY#side note everytime Hannibal smiles it produces so much seratonin that i forget about everything bad happening in the world#oh fuck me will we were having such great progress with you and hannibal but here we are with the trying to murder each other again#OH MY GOD FUCK YOU MARGOTS BROTHER WHO I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME OF BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT#OFFICIALLY MARGOT PROTECTOR#OH MY GOD WILL MY BABY BOY ARE YOU OKAY#I DIDN'T REALISE I WAS EXCITED FOR THIS BABY I WILL HELP YOU WILL- NO- NO NOT ON THE HANNIBAL BULLSHIT AGAIN HE IS HOT AND WE NEED HIM-
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
#jeeves and wooster#i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction#yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood#a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going#but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING#I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE#i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession#it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason#jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text#wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind#the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage#two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point#the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time
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Columbo and the Knight (1984)
put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.
Autism W!
#columbo#knight rider#art#michael knight#kitt#comic#highlight reel#crossover#telebeast#there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public#this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy#if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo#this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them#niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet#not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao#stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio#cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps#this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march#is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool#ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN#COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page#i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier#action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write#more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3#there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty#i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes#the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔
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in honor of laika coming back from the dead to release a new movie, a kubo of mine with some questionable summer fashion. im love he
inspired by @/kittarts' coraline art ;o;/
#idk if tagging directly is rude/annoying#so ima play it safe#inspired by my summer fashion of choice (it is summer in australia)#he play banjo#he probably studies psychology or history or something#something super smart but you dont know that bc he spends most of his time busking and collecting bugs#maybe he's studying to be an entymologist#the bug people#idk how to spell it#kubo and the two strings#kubo: and the two strings#laika studios#laika#kubo#modern au#college au#SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT FOLLOWED ME FOR STORMLIGHT#ILL DRAW STUFF I SWEAR PLEASE DONT LEAV ME EEEEE
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god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(
#LOTUS DRAWING ACTUAL POSES AND NOT JUST BUSTS??? WOAH#i swear i actually know anatomy and stuff i just never draw it bc it's too much effort#going to bed <<<<< staying up until two thirty to draw your otp#ALSO.. for those of you who know i'm rewatching bsd w my friend whose never seen it before.. we finally got to ep9#and she IMMEDIATELY clocked in on skk's toxic exes energy😭😭#also she calls chuuya childe bc hes a ginger and his first reaction to seeing dazai was “fight me >:)”#she was like “omgg..hes part of the evil organization🤭 and has beef w the protag (he wants to fuck them😏) *giggles* wait. TARTAGLIA😨😨‼️”#I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM.. I COULDNT LET HER KNOW HOW DISTRAUGHT I WAS HEARING THAT FOR THE TENTH TIME#anyway we finished s1 and chuuya's her fav character so far let's see if she can learn his actual name and stop calling him childe😭😭#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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Oooooh the girls are problem solving (the ship is exploding in ten minutes)
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#star trek#star trek tos#tos#Spock#james t kirk#oops my bad guys seems I forgot for two years my b#uh oh did working a full time art job kill my inspo oopsieeee#anyway sorry this is the part where you find out I have Star Trek brain rot#sorry I’ve been lying to you but I’ve carefully concealed that I’m sick in the head about it#I’m finally coming clean 😔#I’ve been this way for years#s'chn t'gai spock#jim kirk#the original series#my art#I’m still alive I swear#star trek art#spirk
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got a corpus engineer on board
he really likes warframes
#it's been so long since the previous one but i actually planned these two together from the very beginning#i was thinking that adding a friendly corpus on the orbiter can have some interesting plot#because. you know. warframes have been killing a lot of corpus#i swear that makes sense#but i haven't come up with a lot of plot about this tho#even if i did in this month i still can't draw them because i haven't finish this post yet#why am i doing this in 5am anyways#okay gonna sleep now#warframe#warframe excalibur#warframe gauss#warframe gauss prime#warframe ordis#warframe corpus#my art#warframe carl the intern
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their models are like a muse to me
#disco elysium#jean vicquemare#harry du bois#i always swear im over de and then i see something and its like wooah has anyone heard of disco elysium it seems neat#anyway#hi. see you in two months when de gets me again#sollandan
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oh, and nothing lasts forever some things aren't meant to be but you'll never find the answers until you set your old heart free
The Oh Hellos – Hello My Old Heart
Here's a little something I've been working on for the past week :D
The Gravity Falls brainrot has set in for good and these two idiots won't leave my head so I'm making it everyone's problem now
here are all the drawings without the lyrics!
#gghhhh i'm actually really happy with how this turned out so hopefully you guys like it too!! :]#these two need to actually TALK to each other and HUG it out i swear to god i will bash my head through a wall#angsty siblings with a complicated relationship my beloved; the only trope ever fr#gravity falls#gravity falls art#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls animatic#gravity falls pmv#stan and ford#stanley and stanford#stanford and stanley#original mystery twins#pines family#pines twins#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan pines#ford pines#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls stanford#young stanley pines#young stan pines#mullet stan#young stanford pines#young ford pines#STANGST#a tale of two stans#the oh hellos#my art#art
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I was thinking about how one person mentioned Mike and Vanny reminded them of to yaoi meme and uh…
THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY
#ask reply#this is accurate#the only proper way to take the Mike and Vanny dynamic#WITH MICHAEL SAYING HE SEES NO DIFFERENCE REAL#he’s so supportive#you guys truly do amazing things with these two I swear
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Do you love occults? Do you wish occults had significantly more eye swatches? Do you hate that spellcasters got cheated and didn’t get any special eyes? Boy, do I have the cc set for you!
New swatches for all existing occult eye types, mostly my existing patterns in new colors, but also a few completely new ones, plus an entirely new set for spellcasters! Full info, previews, and download under the cut
INFO:
96 total new swatches
The occult only versions are enabled for random, but the for everyone and contact versions are disabled for random
For all ages, unless otherwise noted!
The genetic swatches are available in two versions; original occult only (vampire eyes are only for vampires and spellcasters, alien eyes only for aliens, etc.), or for everyone! The notable exception here is that the werewolf swatches are only available for werewolves, and none of the others are available for werewolves! Download just one of the genetic swatch options for each occult, they’ll conflict otherwise.
FIND THE DEFAULTS HERE
Across the Stars
6 new swatches of the spiral galaxy pattern, 6 new swatches of the ring pattern, and one brand new supernova inspired swatch! Available for Aliens only, for everyone, and as contacts.
Dead of Night
Cat eye pupil in additional brights (there’s a lime green in the default swatches), plus some naturals, and then some more black sclera brights! (Red and icy blue are part of the defaults). Available for Vampire/Spellcaster only, for everyone, and as contacts.
Under the Sea
All the existing mermaid eye swatches in new colors to round out the palette! Available for Mermaids only, for everyone, and as contacts. The mermaids only version is not available for infant-child, as it is only available in mermaid form!
Through the Portal
SPELLCASTER EYES!!! I will never forgive EA for not giving spellcasters their own eye set, so I’m doing it myself. 20 Swatches of two different variations of the fantastical starry-eyed gaze!
In the Moonlight
tbh I’m actually pretty happy with the existing werewolf swatches! But here is a set of 10 new brights with a cat-eye pupil, and both white sclera and black sclera options. These ones are a bit different, as they are only available for werewolves!
DOWNLOAD (SFS, no ads)
Let me know if you encounter any issues or bugs!! Enjoy :)
Another link to the rest of the 9PM Eyes just in case you missed them!
@alwaysfreecc @public-ccfinds @mmfinds
#ts4#ts4cc#s4cc#ts4 eyes#ts4mm#maxis match#maxis match cc#sims 4#sims 4 cc#sims4cc#dls#i swear to god if this doesn't show up in the tags again im gonna scream#sorry if my @s gave you two notifications!! i had to repost this#OK IT WORKED THANK GOD that almost ruined my night#anyways this is brought to you by me pounding an entire bag of sriracha mayo shrimp chips and now im sad i dont have anymore
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we arrived to an era where there are 5 gls (about to be 6) airing at the same time...... this is the sapphic victory we have been craving for years
#thai gl#the loyal pin#affair the series#unlock your love#reverse 4 you#the two of us#chaser game w#chaser game w 2#mine#pluto also starting soon i bet like in 3 or 4 weeks#i will watch them all as soon as my brain gets freer i swear now i'm just enjoying everyone's gifs and the taste of victory
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You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?
long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!
#reblogs would of course be appreciated#kittens#cats#sergle.txt#WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN EVERYBODY LAST TIME IT WAS CHALUPA NOW IT'S TWITCH AND CHAT#please please please take these cats from me I swear to god. you will love them. something clicked in their heads and now they LOVE people.#I'm telling you right now that adopting cats as a Set is the best idea. there's no better way to have two cats that Get Along#and you get to watch them play. and bc they keep eachother company they can handle being left alone for chunks of time#Chalupa really needed all hands on deck but I actually think someone who works full-time could have these two no problem#because they keep themselves occupied if you leave them alone but are ecstatic when you're around#source: they are upstairs rn to keep them separate from our Resident Cats and I hear them galloping around all the time while they play.
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🔺Link to my Patreon!🔺
OH GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO WRITE IN THIS DESCRIPTION
TO GET TO THE POINT - this is like a trial run to see who would be interested in supporting me this way! I have a lot of drawing and writing ideas, which contain scenes I'd only ever be comfortable putting on patreon. I desperately want to keep drawing stuff like this for my patrons, but I also don't want to write and illustrate a graphic novella full of billford sexcapades and have it only hit the eyeballs of three people. I would be really sad. If I feel like I have enough people seeing my patreon stuff after this, I'll make more!
To clarify: that thing I drew of ford fucking bill is on my patreon right now for early access, I'll share it here in maybe a week or so. To sweeten the deal, The other drawing will only ever be on my patreon! Currently it has two likes and no comments and I REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO SEE IT!!
ANOTHER clarification: I will be drawing SOMEWHAT nsfw things for my $5 tier. As of right now, I'm not drawing anything explicit. No nudity below the waist, basically. I'm drawing what I'm comfortable with, but hey, that could change with time! I'm getting my sea legs. (I will probably draw bills void-ussy at some point though. What? He's a triangle, who cares)
I think that's all I have to say... anyway, *squidward voice* spare change ma'am (here's another link to my patreon)
#i cropped that ford a little unfortunately because you cant really see pinky number two#he has six fingers I swear#billford#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#billford fanart#hmmm idk how to tag this#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#ford gravity falls#sketchbook#pencil art#pencil drawing#traditional art#traditional drawing#artists on tumblr
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the fact that charles was so gentle and sincere with his answer to edwin's confession is something I could never forget... because that's what love is about, right?
love is in the way charles could never hurt edwin on purpose, is in the way he protects him, in the way he knows when edwin needs to be seen; love is in the choice of every one of his words, in the way he knows that being honest is the only right answer.
there's still forever waiting for them, there's still forever waiting for charles to figure it out, to discover if he loves edwin in a romantic way too, and it doesn't matter if is not romantic in the end, because that it's just a side of the love they share.
i think is so important not to overlook something like that, not to let that pending romance overshadow the fact that they already love each other in every other way.
because in the end, we are talking about two boys that have experienced excruciating pain, that have seen horrifying things during all their existences, and in spite of it, or maybe because of it, are capable of loving each other in a way that's so pure and strong and relentless...
reducing the importance of it to a reciprocated romantic love seems so simplistic and inconsiderate to me.
#I swear they are making me cry if i stop to think about their bond for two long#so i may stop for my own sake#believe me i want for them to be a couple too. i just don't think it is gonna make their love more important that it alresdy is#you cannot compare any other relationship with the way they love each other#i'm just saying#dead boy detectives#payneland#paineland#paynland#edwin payne#charles rowland#dbd#liv rambles#painland#edwin paine#dead boy detective agency#edwin x charles
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