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rosie-read-that · 1 month ago

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whomst must i bribe to write for lucius?

#pedro i love you. pedro fic writers: my most eternal blessings be unto you etc etc #joe quinn stans: i see you i respect you i was in the trenches with you for a time #BUT I HAVE A NEED #i haven't seen the film yet or i'd do it myself!!!#gladiator ii #gladiator 2 #lucius verus x reader #lucius verus x oc #paul mescal x reader

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theninjazebra · 2 years ago

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after more than 2 weeks of no appetite, just total apathy and misery about food

all i can think about is a steak and cheese pie

help

#nz doesn't have much in the way of food culture compared to other places in the world #except pies #our pies are the best #and i need one #and thankfully have an over indulgent wife who is out running errands anyway #pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie #also covid was fuckin misery #just 2 weeks of no fun and no joy #i usually like something more like a chicken and mushroom pie #and local bakery does amazing roast veg pies #but i Have A Need #for a bog standard steak and cheese #i feel like i can taste it already #this is probably a mistake #i don't care

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bulbabutt · 4 months ago

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #nikhilclayton #im like checking he doesnt have a tumblr but yall need to experience the laugh attack i just had #sharing it to spread the joy honestly

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chessb0r3d · 4 months ago

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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

#chrambles #not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful #can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol

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cronchy-baguette · 1 month ago

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I promise

#arcane #caitvi #caitlyn kiramman #vi #caitlyn #where caitlyn helps vi clean up after act 2 and they have a very long and honest conversation #where caitlyn finally makes a real promise she will keep #I NEED THE HURT/COMFORT GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO MEEE #character design #character art #digital illustration #character designer

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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imperatoralicia · 10 months ago

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

#video games #art #elder scrolls #morrowind #baldur's gate 3 #skyrim #i think having to visually see how meager those 5 coins are #sitting loosely in that big old wooden chest #makes me rethink whether i really need to steal them haha #update: i fixed the egg #imperatoralicia top hits

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helen--richardson · 7 months ago

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"The best part of being fat is being soft and comfy to cuddle with" "The best part of being fat is knowing people like you for your personality and not your looks" Wrong. The best part of being fat is getting to swim in ice-cold water for FAR longer than my peers. My skinny friends can barely last 10 minutes in the pacific ocean without losing feeling in their fingers meanwhile i can be in there for HOURS. I was born to swim in glacial lakes and icemelt streams. Also I float.

#i have gotten hypothermia 3 times #but that is unrelated #i see a body of water and i simply need to GET IN THERE #fat liberation #fat acceptance #fat positive

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incohorace · 1 year ago

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what studying literature feels like

#it’s always one of these two.#either i have a great point in my head i just can’t express it right or i have OUGHDGDHHD in my head and i need to make that useful…….#pip squeaks #literature

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lgbtlunaverse · 8 months ago

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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex #god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood #that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society #i don't know what to say i'm just so tired #politics #culture #queerphobia #lgbtqia #misogyny #<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy #patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights #so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized #purity culture #i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr

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kaogens · 5 months ago

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