#but i can’t handle two blogs on this hellsite

[vampzghozt]

because i wanted to draw bats better i picked a random bat and a random color palette and drew it.

behold

the grey headed fruit bat!

Color palette + reference

[piinktearxs]

new regressor on tumblr?

here’s a guide to make tumblr your safe space (cw: talks of k!nk, nsfw stuff and p*rn)

to start: you’re gonna want to make your blog look REAL (as to not confuse you for a p*rn bot) so add a profile picture, a bio, and some colors in your blog, you can add it all in the 🎨 in your blog

secondly, you’re gonna want to add a DNI and a BYF in your blog, mine is my pinned post, DNI (do not interact) is a list of all the people that you do not wish to interact with here (a lot of people won’t follow it, but there are some respectful people that do) and a BYF (before you follow) is a list of characteristics that you wish to communicate for new followers (for example, in mine I state that i am not looking for a relationship here)

it’s common courtesy here to read someone’s DNI/BYF before following and liking it/sending the user the code (some people put it under the read more cut so they make SURE everybody reads it

you’re free to copy and paste my DNI in your own :))

now, the yucky stuff, filtration, you see once upon a time tumblr was a magical place and then yucky people came in and made it yucky, now it’s our hellsite and we love it as it is but you have to take your precautions here

as a regressor, it can be triggering seeing k*nk content, especially while regressed, to me, for certain k*nks, it’s yucky always, but tumblr has this nifty thing called filtering, where the tags the k*nk people use can be filtered and then tumblr will put a little wall between you and the post, so you won’t have to see it

you go to your settings and scroll down until you find the filtering section, you’ve got tags (how people FIND the post) and content (certain words you know might get used in posts you don’t want to see)

here is my list, i recently have been getting followed by a lot of yucky blogs, and when i’m not little i go through their tags to block them all, in efforts that the yuckies will be easier to handle as time goes on, their tags tend to change, so if you see a yucky, check the tags and block them as soon as you see them fyi; some of these tags/content that i blocked arent necessarily bad but they're triggering to me. All I'm saying is dont feel obligated to block them if you don't wish to :)

these people tend to do this thing called crosstagging where they post their stuff under their tag and then post it under age regression tags, can be unintentionally (a lot of people get the two mixed up, it sucks) or intentionally (some people get off on you seeing their posts without consenting to them!!) so blocking their tags out will help you not see it on the chance it appears!!!

sadly, this doesn’t guarantee a 100% sfw experience for us, i can’t promise you you won’t ever see them after this, but you definitely will see them less than if you didn’t

now the fun part! follow the tags under this post (these are the ones we regressor use to find each other) and follow regression accounts (or any other ones you like!!), this will create a lovely home feed and it will make tumblr more enjoyable

welcome and enjoy your stay!!!

[jthm-opinions]

I’ve been following and tracking this blog with my boyfriend since the 13th December and I am fucking horrified with where this has gone. I can’t fucking believe I’m watching all of you sentient clown shoes fighting and debating like 6th graders over whether or not you should kick out an actual tcc necrophile arsonist who literally makes bombs for fun or an annoying dox-happy preacher. This is disgusting and shameful of every single one of you.

You all should’ve handled this shit a long time ago. Nipped it in the bud. But you didn’t and now you’re all stuck here.

When all of this petty bullshit was starting to go down, I thought this was a parody like SFRJ (yes, I am SFRJ anon. Yes, I do regret it.). But no. This is real. This isn’t a joke anymore and people could actually get hurt now. All of you need to kick both Jimmy and Edgar out and put this blog on a hiatus as you settle this in private and manage the damage that was already caused. I repeat: SETTLE THIS IN PRIVATE.

I understand that you’ve all been through rough shit, wading through the swamp of fuckshittery and all that, but I don’t care. My sympathy for you all is up my ass and it’s not coming out because every single one of you have been enabling Jimmy and his—what’s the word—bullshit? Shenanigans? Spiral? I don’t even know if there’s a noun accurate enough.

I woke up at 01:00AM on goddamn Christmas morning to screenshots and a video that documented some of the most disgusting and horrific shit I’ve ever seen on this hellsite, and this is coming from someone who used to watch gore reaction videos for fun.

Devi, Nailbunny and Phlegm if the poor bastard is still around at this point are the only mods who I can tolerate, and two of them don’t even have intros. The sparse confessions and mediocre entertainment aren’t worth it anymore. I’m frustrated and—dare I say it—furious. Johnny C would be revolted at all of you. Not just Jimmy or Edgar, all of you.

Fuck, man.

Wretched holidays and good fucking riddance.

i'm sorry to hear you've had such a rotten start to the holidays, anon. you're right, this should've been handled a while ago. a lot of us didn't know jimmy super well before we started the blog, so by the time we realized the extent of his everything, the situation got impossible to navigate. while i'd have just kicked them if it was that simple, it isn't. the others will just kick me out instead if i do anything without majority approval from the other moderators. that and the blog is hosted on jimmy's account. we started the blog before we knew about the members feature, so it's going to be a tumblr custody battle to get this all sorted out. i've just been trying to discourage public tomfoolery here on the blog and mediate behind the scenes.

ideally this would've all been settled privately. however now that everything's been brought to the blog we have a responsibility to explain ourselves in whatever actions we take going forward. all the moderators have talked today, and we've come to an unfortunate compromise. the decision of who's going to be kicked off the blog, be it jimmy, edgar, or both of them, will be decided by our followers as all parties are allowed to make their case. basically, we're holding a trial. i'm so sorry, anon. no matter what decision is made. we'll be taking a hiatus afterwards as we decide on their replacements. - devi (she/it)

[sturlsons]

221119

one of my friends here said it feels like coming back to your childhood home and seeing that your bedroom’s being used for storage. to me it feels like coming back to an apartment i loved for so long and filled up with so many things over a decade and they’re all still here but there’s a silence in the dusty sunlight. 

THAT’S FINE. it’s still here and has always been, and i’m glad i can come back to it. to my new followers, hi!! to my old ones, hi again!!

a very quick life update for those who only follow me on tumblr and hence haven’t heard from me in ages: i’m 26, still chaotic good, still in france, and now working as an english trainer and section head in a fancy engineering school in paris. i also signed a civil union this spring with an aries demon. he goes by alexis. i also acquired a brand new chronic illness/disability (long covid) in december 2021, and have been suffering. i’ve been off twitter for the past two months because of it (i can’t handle too much screentime), and am actually glad to be back on tumblr which moves slower, because i think it’ll be good for my health. so: here i am!

more under the cut. (god i missed saying that.)

my tumblr inbox has suffered a pathetic neglect. i will refuse to be embarrassed about posting replies to months-old asks. telling you i love you is more important than my embarrassment at replying late. new followers who’ve come over from twitter, i will be closing cc in favour of tumblr, but my old cc page will stay open should you feel like hunting up a reply.

i will be setting up a mighty queue as i’ve got some 350 likes i’ve been hoarding over the past years too, feeling weird about disturbing the silence on my own blog. new followers beware, i am as obsessive a curator as any other guy on tumblr. you want mountains, i’ve got them. people in suits i’ve got them. a long and arduous tag about kavinsky from the raven cycle, i’ve got it.

speaking of which, i’ll be making an updated tags masterpost soon for you all to delight in old tags and new. i can’t wait to get back to tagging posts with my wip’s.

i might migrate my newsletter, lion tamers weekly, to here. at any rate, whenever i update it (hopefully soon) i will crosspost the link here.

my twitter is still up and will be till the day that hellsite dies, but i will start crossposting fics here too and would appreciate reblogs, which are tumblr’s currency! for new followers who’ve never used tumblr: a like doesn’t help put my gay fic on someone else’s radar bc tumblr’s algorithm doesn’t work like that, but a reblog would! <33

i will also, come 2023, be setting up a patreon!! but more on that later. 

i think that’s all for the moment!! welcome back to my twisted mind, here’s to being able to share what i love in a freer and healthier way!

[freelancearsonist]

Two Year Anniversary!!

march 3rd marks the second anniversary of my start on this hellsite! this year is off to a kind of crappy start for me honestly 😂 but i’m so thankful that i have this platform and so many wonderful friends to keep me going!

for my anniversary celebration this year, i have to shamelessly ask for some assistance because i had to quit my job last week and could use some help keeping afloat while i search for a new one 😅

so, if you’re able and willing, donate any amount to my ko-fi and comment your tumblr handle along with a prompt from this au list!

i hate asking for help without giving something back so i want to write a fic for anyone who’s willing to help! absolutely no pressure at all, but i think it’ll definitely be fun! i love writing aus and there’s some really unique ones on this list so i look forward to what you all can come up with!

and from the bottom of my heart, thank you so so so so much. for your help, for your support, for being here for me over the past two years. having such an amazing community has really changed my life in the best way possible and i can’t say thank you enough. much love 💛

tagging mutuals below the cut in case anyone is interested (feel free to ignore) 😚

@mariesackler @damerondjarin @moon-kn1ght @youvebeenlivingfictional @foxilayde @yourbucky084 @acedameron @autumnleaves1991-blog @wasicskosgirl @darklingveracruz @shadow-assassin-blix @hansoulo @galaxy-of-stories @unstoppableforcce @spoopyredacted @olliwan-kenobi @dameronology @shakespeareanwannabe @aellynera @adverbedly @be-the-spark-flyboy @dameronsgalaxygal @twomoonstwosuns @millllenniawrites @a-dorin @ofstarsandvibranium @velvetmel0n @starryeyedstories @poeticandors @woakiees @writefightandflightclub

[threebetrayals]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. ( REPOST DO NOT REBLOG ! )

✿ NAME:    grey ✿ PRONOUNS:    they/them ✿ PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION:    discord’s always infinitely better than tumblr ims, but i actively use both ✿ NAME OF MUSE(S):    scaramouche/kunikuzushi/kabukimono/shouki no kami/wanderer wow god he’s got a lot of names for someone with literally no true name. i also have 4 other blogs of muses but i won’t list them all here lmao

✿ EXPERIENCE/HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?):    christ. uh. i’m not even sure, but it’s definitely over 10 years. we?? might even be approaching 15 at this point??? i’m fandom grandpa ok

✿ PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED:    forums, dreamwidth, little bit of discord, but i’ve always come back to the hellsite that is tumblr.

✿ BEST EXPERIENCE:    i don’t have only one, i’ve had a LOT of amazing experiences in rp over the years. discovering the tumblr rp scene with my qp partner, writing all assortment of character dynamics & relationships with said qp partner, creating two ocs entirely for the fictional world he created, meeting some really amazing people who’ve followed me across all number of blogs regardless of fandom & muse (s/o to rook, holly, & reiikon honestly, i do not Deserve), playing in some really great panfandom games back in my time on dreamwidth & getting some character friendships i never thought i needed out of them, and... most recently, losing my mind over kazu/scara with goose because that’s already like, my favourite thing to happen on this blog ok

✿ RP PET PEEVES/DEALBREAKERS:    mmm... my big dealbreakers are people who basically spam the dash with stupid levels of ooc (i’m fine with some spam!! but there is a point where i can’t handle it) or, worse, gifset after gifset after gifset. also obligatory drama mention, but i’ve been really fortunate to have avoided a lot of that sort of stuff for several years now.

✿ FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT:    i love writing all three, given the right muses & circumstances! but i’m forever a huge fuckin sucker for angst. i have a type when it comes to muses and it usually involves haunting trauma which i really love to dig into to explore them more as a character. muse/character exploration as a whole is the the biggest draw for me when it comes to rp, and i like to go DEEP.

✿ PLOTS OR MEMES:    i love a healthy mix of both!! plots are great for very specific things i want to have play out or explore, and that structure can be really nice. even just some plotted pre-established relationship before jumping into a thread goes a long way for me. memes on the other hand, i adore as well. prompts to respond to will forever be easier than writing a starter with little to nothing to go off of and honestly? i’ve discovered some interesting interactions/aspects of characters i didn’t expect through memes & memes turned into threads.

✿ LONG OR SHORT REPLIES:    not to call myself out or anything but i’m gonna go ahead and say both again. long replies will always be my top favourite because lord knows i can get really long-winded while writing. i love exploring a character’s thoughts & feelings in response to things and long replies will always be the best way to delve into those in as much depth as i like. short stuff can be good too though, given sometimes you wanna write but don’t have the energy for paragraph after paragraph lmao. plus?? there’s a lot of fun & silliness that can be had in shorter threads that i’ll never turn down.

✿ BEST TIME TO WRITE:    whenever i have the attention span. honestly though, that seems to be evenings for me, maybe with a little afternoon mixed in.

✿ ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S):    uhhh... i won’t deny that i tend to pick up muses who i can relate to in some capacity. scara... i wouldn’t say i relate to him a TON, but we do share a sort of... lostness. i used to know what i wanted too, but things fell apart, as they do, and i still feel kinda just. lost in limbo. can also relate to wanting to stomp all over your emotions, so. yeAH LMAO if i’m like him at all, it’s in small ways.

tagged by:  the best goose @rosemourne tagging:  UHM. i never know who to tag. let’s see... @florafound, @chronal-anomaly, @luckuki, @alatusatlas, @lupusmatra, & anyone who’d like to be tagged?

[at-salvatoraes]

okay, last thing i’m saying about this. 

people hate writing with female muses, for some weirdo reason. it’s hard to write females in any fandom on this hellsite, i see it all the time. we all see it. 

the blogs i’ve made that “didn’t stick” were both females. jennifer check ( fear street based )  is a freaking legend and sure people wanted to write with her but once the hype of fear street hyped down less people came around and it made my muse simmer. 

as for elsie, i worked really hard on her, made her whole ass doc, a decent amount of info for her verses and she barely got interactions. maybe because her fc isn’t popular, maybe bc she was a scream based oc. idk.  people would like for a starter but then never reply once i wrote one. so yeah, sometimes new muses don’t stick and its always a female one. and i know it’s an insecurity i have with writing females, which is why i wanted to make a poll and a post to see if people actually wanted a female to write with. 

i made the please tell me your input post to  see which muse you guys would prefer or be more interested in writing with. & now i’m just feeling insecure about making a new blog at all because if i do give up on it then that’ll prove i can’t handle females.  

and of course i always go back to being most active on stefan, he’s my main blog, my main squeeze and the one character i ALWAYS have muse for.  which is why my other two blogs are low - activity.  

[thejudgingtrash]

Now hold up I would personally love to hear a full rant on this supposed adaptation I have never heard of until now. Like, legitimately, I wanna know what you have to say about this cause you seem to be one of the most valid PJO blogs

Uhhh what??? Me one of the most valid PJO blogs??? What kinda crack have you been smoking WHAT afahsgjskdh.

But still thank you 😊🥺🙈

Alright, you wanted a rant. You got a rant. Fuck the positives let’s just straight up jump into my aggression.

WARNING: Massive rant with a lot of swear words. If you can’t handle the heat, feel free to ignore this. I personally haven’t worked in Hollyweird, but I had some behind the scenes stuff here in Europe going on for a short period and also the trusty words of my college professors. So here will be a lot of prediction and speculation involved. Yes, I know that I’m a huge hypocrite for voicing my opinions based on stuff that hasn’t been pushed through in months and that I could be easily proven wrong in a few weeks/months. Still thank you should you actually take the time to read through this tomfuckery.

If things are wrong, please DO correct me!

Links to further reads will be included partially.

TL;DR: Keep your hopes to a low, stop harassing people online and mAnAgE yOuR eXpEcTaTiOnS!!111!!

Okay. First things first:

DISNEY

DOESN’T

GIVE

A

SINGLE

FUCK

ABOUT

YOU

Disney is a fucking multi-billion dollar corporation with many, many, many studios, stations, brands and franchises worldwide. The Percy Jackson franchise is a dime in a dozen. Disney doesn’t give a single fuck about the PJO fandom in general.

Disney doesn’t give a fuck about you 20-something year old with your 9 year old blog discussing which toilet paper brand Percy uses. And Disney also doesn’t give a fuck about you 16 year old, writing the worst fucking Solangelo fanfic I’ve read so far on this hellsite. Like goddamn.

Trust me, they know you are interested. They know they got you hooked. They see the numbers, they see the like/reblog ratio, they see the Twitter engagement. They see you with #disneyadaptpercyjackson. They see the petitions, they see how excited you were for the musical. You don’t get to be a gigantic conglomerate like Disney with playing stupid.

Also to you fuckfarts saying oH nO I wOn’T wAtCh It I dOn’T cArE aBoUt NeW sTuFf. Congrats dipshit. You are STILL alerting followers and people about what’s happening and creating more buzz, giving more awareness and adding to the transaction costs. You really cheated the system, you little edgelord. Again:

You are nothing but a number. You are a fucking walking dollar bill. You are a consumer waiting for a new shiny product to fill the void in your life for 45 minutes weekly or by two hours at some point.

The PJO movies 1. & 2 happened for a reason. Because Fox saw a popular book series á la Harry Potter, Twilight (and The Hunger Games) and wanted a piece of that action. They wanted your fucking money. Them entirely fucking up and ignoring Riordan’s advice is on them of course. But still. The movies happened. (And also saw people saying they were flops. Reception wise: hell yes. They are awful adaptations (not per se awful movies, there’s a difference). But money wise?? They made together over 245 million dollars in profit. Of course, that isn’t today’s Marvel level but it’s still fairly decent. Also don’t forget that the second movie still got greenlit. Interest was still there despite part one. You disliking something doesn’t turn it into a flop)).

Again, Disney doesn’t care about you. THIS is what Disney cares about:

1. MONEY

2. PROFIT

3. ENGAGEMENT

4. TOTAL GROSS

5. CONVERSION RATES

11. …. “Artistry“

So in terms of money, we gotta speak about the on-going woke culture. You know, lgbtqia+ stuff, poc representation and all the good shit we want and need in our life, right?

Well, I got bad news for ya. Disney being money hungry has its massive downsides. Because where is the money? In the east. Well and what happens if we include the woke stuff? Possible censorships (even retroactively! You know Gravity Falls went through that), bans, etc.

So all of you talking about representation and artistic vision and being bold and brave and blablabla… Throw that into the fucking trash. We can probably be glad if we get Grover back as the token black kid and a few other minorities sprinkled here and there. Open gay Nico? Doubt it. Your afro-latino Percy head canon? Definitely keep that but unlikely to be realized. And also, if you think that Annabeth wouldn’t get turned into the blandest whitest “I dOn’T nEeD nO mAn“ radfem, I got some bad news for ya…

The likelihood of everything being dumbed down, toned down with the exception of a few adult jokes or being even partially censored (depending on certain regions) is very, very high.

Also what makes you think we’re even getting close to the Heroes of Olympus and Trials of Apollo saga? I doubt you will see The Seven for a long time unless Riordan really says fuck it and throws his final ace card into Disney’s filthy greedy mouth.

So if Disney doesn’t have the fandom’s interest at heart, what are they interested in? Well… MONEY. Also NEW engagement. They know your funky ass is going to tune in. They know people will pirate the shit (Me waving like a maniac), they all KNOW that. Again, they aren’t stupid.

So: MORE engagement. MORE money. How do we get even more engagement? By luring new people into the fandom. Who is most likely going to get lured into a family friendly show/movie series because let’s not forget that we’re talking about Disney+? The targeted audience of the books. Who is the targeted audience of the books? MIDDLE SCHOOLERS. 11 to 14 year olds. Disney wants those kids’ (well their parents’ hard earned) money. They want to sell products, in that case books + Disney Plus subscriptions + possible merch. There you also have the likely future rating for the fucking show. Sorry to disappoint everyone that was hoping for gritty Game of Thrones filled with 12 year olds (like seriously wtf?).

Now that that’s settled, let’s talk about the outlook on the show/movie and Riordan’s influence that you people clearly overestimate.

How much power or say does Rick Riordan actually have?

ZERO. ABSOLUTELY NONE.

He’s in the worst fucking lose-lose-situation you could imagine.

Disney owns the books and Fox owns the movie rights. Wait. Fox got bought. By whom you ask? DISNEY, what a coincidence! In Rick Riordan’s own words:

Disney has him by his fucking balls and could crush them at any minute. And if you think, that Disney is letting go of that sweet sweet intellectual property you are fucking mistaken. Riordan isn’t a J.K. Rowling who OWNS the Wizarding World. You have no idea what Disney are capable of with massive lobbying that goes so far to influence copyright laws in the States (LINK)

So you can stop harassing him about a fucking Netflix adaptation as well! Or petitions that do nothing but annoy people.

These negotiations take up YEARS to get the simplest stuff done. No need to shit your pants whenever Riordan’s tweeting stuff.

Still: would Disney be fucking mad to do this without him? Absolutely!

Should Disney involve him to prevent a PJO movie 2.0 scenario?

Yes, they definitely should!

But CAN Disney do this without him?

OF COURSE THEY CAN! THEY OWN EVERYTHING.

In Riordan’s own words:

Read carefully what he has written. He doesn’t say he’s going to halter productions, he’s saying HE WON’T BE A PART OF IT. This also makes me curious about WHO approached WHO in the first place (my guess Disney tried to make some amendments because Fox ain’t shit and trying to alienate the author again would be a goddamn stupid move). Disney has the fucking film rights. Of course they can pump out shit without involving him. They could pull a Fantastic Four (the awful 2015 version) just to keep the rights and for the fuck of it.

There are the following possibilities with Riordan’s involvement:

1. Riordan as a producer: Dude’s gotta be loaded. We know that. But backing the production costs many, many, many millions and I don’t know if he’s THAT loaded. Also film producing isn’t his forte.

2. Riordan as a screenplay writer: Now we’re getting closer to something. Yes, many productions these days have authors directly involved which is great! But also can go the other way around (J.K. Rowling and her Grindelwald fiasco. Author’s do NEED to learn when to stop intermeddling with their franchises, just saying) Book writing and screenplay writing are two very DIFFERENT disciplines. You don’t have the liberties of book writing when it comes to film. The screenplay is the guide for the entire production, the visuals, the set design, the whole atmosphere of the product, the very first thing that needs to be done so that directors, designers and lastly the casted actors know what they have to do. Everything has to come to a point in a very short time and there are many, many, many versions of a screenplay before a final raw draft gets handed out. If that isn’t in Riordan’s interest (which I can completely understand) then that’s simply not happening

3. Riordan as a guide: Directors, screenplay writers, etc. sit down with Riordan on a regular basis to show him the written screenplay, which actors they have in mind, the whole vision and he has a mini veto right.

If you ask me, a mix of scenario 2 and 3 is the most likely to be the most successful. That means, that Riordan needs to have a good faithful team, that sticks closely to the source material. That isn’t guaranteed! Again: look at the PJO movies. But of course, we don’t know the internals of these meetings.

So… now the final part. The whole fucking “Animation vs. Live action“ debate. Well, both sides have their pro’s and con’s. And both sides are filled with a bunch of fucking morons. I won’t try to get you to either side.

But to those that want are begging for a live action version with age-appropriate actors I have the following to say:

FUCK

YOU

IN

PARTICULAR!

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT CHILDREN TO GO THROUGH THE HELL THAT IS DISNEY AND THE SHADY SHIT GOING ON THERE SO THAT YOU CAN BE ENTERTAINED FOR SOME MERE MINUTES?!

Oh my god…. You people REALLY really want a fourth wave Me Too movement in 15-20 years. Not every Hollyweird kid has a helicopter parent hovering around them on set and many do get abused/robbed by their parents. And the people involved in the production! Of course, animation has still a chance of this happening but the risk is somewhat lower when it just comes to voice acting.

Tbh, I actually wouldn’t mind an aged-up cast again just to prevent this as best as possible. Unfortunately, child actors will always be needed.

I have nothing much to add to this, I’ll just drop a link to an old small post from me about that right here (LINK)

Personally I lean more towards animation but in the big picture I won’t care. (Also the whole animation is for kids and dumbs down the whole narrative for PJO is fucking stupid, boo boo the fool. You being in your late teens/twenties and grown out of the targeted audience is the cause of nature. Animation can be mature or would you show Attack on Titan or South Park to your 8 year old cousin?)

I’ll be just tuning in to see if this is as messy as I’d expect it to be or to be pleasantly surprised.

Also again: this process is a long one. It’s going to be exhausting, depressing, demanding, pushing.

From the meetings now that will take a very long time, to a screenplay, which can take YEARS in finalizing, to hiring staff, location hunting and set design (should they go the live action route), to casting, to costume design, to rehearsing/production, to filming, to dispersing, to editing, to fx, to finishing, to marketing, to publishing, NOTHING IS SET IN STONE! This is a very, very, very, wanky process despite contracts and everything on paper. Let’s not forget, Disney can afford some good lawyers.

And even if everything goes as smoothly as possible. Higher up people could see the final edit of everything with editors having scenes close to the books in an a/b/c/d cut and some producer says NO! I want an c/a/b/d version that again fucks up the dynamics of the books. Or something terrible: everything is shot and done and THEN it get’s postponed. Or even fucking worse: SHELVED to be NEVER RELEASED. Aka Henry Selick’s career after Coraline (Coraline from 2009 is STILL his latest release because of his fucked up Disney contract and them cancelling his shit). Millions of dollars wasted and we won’t get to see ANYTHING. This is all very possible and happens constantly in the film business AND at Disney. This is nothing new.

And there’s nothing we can do about it. No one cares about Riordan, no one cares about the books, no one cares about the fandom.

DISNEY holds the cards. DISNEY gets to decide. Neither Riordan, nor you nor me hold ANY power in this.

So kids… what have we learned today? In conclusion:

Keep your hopes to a low, stop harassing people online and mAnAgE yOuR eXpEcTaTiOnS!!111!!

That’s it. That’s all I wanted to say.

WHEW.

[olivedoesmagic]

Journal 32: Battle Against a True Hero

So I received a green lanterns ring. A scarab from Jaime Reyes, and learned how to weave a story via the actual african spirit anansi the spider. He was adamant I put that in this journal rather than the other one. Via all this apocalypse junk I’ve been meeting some very important people. On the astral, historical figures from times past, politicians. I’ve even achieved a certain level of omnicians that I can’t quite get into here. Some people in my ask box on tumblr keep getting on me about involving friends of mine in this. I’ve already talked to friends of mine about this. It’s not strangers on the internet’s job to worry about my friends trauma or how my friends and I are involved with the apocalypse. It’s just not. We got this and despite being online personas we are still very private people. 

If you are reading this centuries or years from now and the world hasn’t ended and you find this all facadical and weird good. It means we were successful. Because here’s the thing. It’s not just earth. It’s everything that is ending. The milenia as I call it. And while that might freak a few kids on tumblr out, I got this, the gods got this, my friends got this, and while I may speak openly about this, I have a grasp on what I’m doing. I am panda blood. I am Azia. I know my lore, what I’m doing, how to fix everything. I treat “the game” which is what I call the war of reality, as a toy. Because I have too. I was talking with an old egpytion founder of economics very briefly because I guess we’re fuking doing necromancy now, and he told me that “you are a toymaker. Your job in all of creation is fun. You are a god of toys. If you don’t have fun, then it’s dead. It’s death. So see this war as a game because you have too” and I don’t really want to get into delusions of grandeur about being a god here in my journal or on stupid hellsites like tumblr of all places.

But I am a dual occultist who has made strides where you can not grasp. So call me crazy. Unfollow my blogs and writings. Close the book your reading this from. This all is beyond you. So now we come to the question. “Why pop culture magick?” When I was given the task to save the world from the gods it wasn’t just me chosen, but the big kahoona as I call him and others asked me how to do it and mad as I was at the time chose fiction. There are many stories about why in ancient times fiction and reality were the same thing. They breathed the same air. Were of the same soil. Were crafted of the same spirit. But this bored the gods and scared the people. Burdened the famers, and angered Naftitit, I believe her name was. So she struck up a plan. She took her scythe, or in some instances a stick I imagine it as more a wooden raw, and jammed her hand across the story (sometimes her favorite story) and then some gory and obtuse sometimes sexual stuff happened, and then stories and lies were separate, the people rejoiced and imagination was gifted to people. Theirs varrietations, theirs stories like this in every culture if you go back far enough.

Mayan, Aztec, Egyption, Norse, Hedoin, Acayan, Acriansian, Cayoin, Egotin, and more I could name that aren’t well known beyond their states that a simple google search won’t provide because I know these names via gods and foresight. They really are obscure. The truth is fiction and reality were once the same thing. And in alot of “Revolation” like apocalypse stories they separate but become together again. I chose to dabble in the apocalypse by bleding the two because that way it’s like a cipher! Only the really really smart ones? Will figure out what’s happening (hell even some writers are unaware) and be able to take their guides and messages that the stories give them and be able to do something with that knowledge.

When I said neil gaimens a prophet I didn’t mean that coreline actually happened. Or that American Gods and Good Omens were bible prophecies. I meant something very different. And if you’re not smart enough to figure out what I meant by now just disregard teh whole sentiment. My writing just isn’t for you.

The world and everywhere really is going through a rebirth. That’s why I’m teaching defence against the dark arts, bending, and jeddiism. That’s why I’m dabbling with the stupid grimoures. Cus I have too, not because I want to. Pop Culture magick at least right now is doomed to be seen as a hoax and a fools tool. I’m totally fine with that. I’m fine if my name is dragged through the dirt and I am called a a madman. I will never stop writing. I could loose every goddamed follower on this planet. But my crying? It will never be in vein.

Sorry if this scares you. I’m handling it. Maybe it should. But we’re in good hands. I hope? That that is enough for right now.

-Olive Out.

[icarusburn-a]

❤️+ apollorise!

I have no idea who was crazy enough to send this but, you asked for it.

Luca is...kind of my person. It’s been a very long time since i connected with someone on this blue hellsite like I have with Luca in the past two years. Endlessly putting up with my “hey I have this character from this random place come write with me” and actually doing it when we’re not writing everyone’s favorite superhusbands. 

And what can I say about her Steve. Oh so much, more than the dash could probably handle so i’ll break it down like this. Steve Rogers is a complicated character and Luca captures every complication that breathes life into him like you can not imagine. He is angry, and sad, and lonely and doesn’t know how to communicate and it’s heartbreaking but beautiful. She cares so much about him and about being true to him and giving him his voice honestly and with so much love it just floors me. The relationship we’ve built within our version of cannon with he two of them is honestly just so beautiful and honest and feels incredibly real and i could not be more thankful for it. 

So if you are in need of a wonderful Steve @apollorise

She also has a host of other truly incredible blogs and muses, of which imma babble about for a second. 

Her Bucky Barnes (which can be found at @hadesfought) is flawless and I love seeing the differences but similarities to Steve she brings to him. You can really tell from the way she writes him that they grew up close as siblings and then seeing how their different paths have changed and effected them. 

@dreamsaved I honestly never know what Tony is going to do so this is probably the only muse of hers I haven’t interacted with yet, but as a longtime DC comic fan and someone who generally can’t stand Clark Kent (I like billionaire everyman hero's can you tell?) I adore hers! she makes me like Clark which is like...a thing.

She also, maybe not to everyone’s knowledge, writes Hope and Sharon and they are just...chefs kiss. So so so so so wonderful.

AND HER PEPPER. y’all I can not fucking wait for her to bring Pepper online and get things going because like, you are not ready. Fuck Tony isn’t ready.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

So about those dragon dicks...

Knowing my luck when this hellsite finally burns down to the ground this will be the only part of my blog that survives. This is, obviously, NSFW so it’s going below the cut, kiddies, if you click on the link after that it’s on your conscience.

Now, children, when crafting your bard-who-is-secretly-a-dragon it is very important that you consider things like how easy is the transformation? Can he partially transform? Can he breathe fire as a human or only as a dragon? Is he still as heavy as a dragon while in human form? Does he have to consume an unusual amount of food such that people will comment on it?

And for Melitele’s sake what does his dick look like???

Well, I of course gave this a lot of consideration and thought because despite the lack of description in my actual fic (it was 10k long already I was not pushing that number higher if I could help it, the feral idiots) I do not go into this kind of thing where you only fuck a dragon if it’s in full human form. People who will only fuck a dragon while it looks like a human are cowards and liars.

So.

I did give this lovely specimen some consideration, but overall I decided that this bad boy here is the best visual representation of what I’m going for. The texture, for one thing. The ridges going all the way around to signify that the dick in question can collapse in on itself/retreat, really giving you the impression that the dick is held inside the body until arousal occurs, which is how I see it (you can’t have that stuff flapping in the wind while you’re flying, do you have any idea how much that would chafe???). The thickness of the head is also fantastic, really like the thickness there. And I mean, the color’s perfect. Exactly what I was imagining for a red dragon.

I know that many reptiles have two dicks, but I personally subscribe to the dragons-as-dinosaurs school of thought. That is, dragons look more like reptiles on the outside but are actually not much like reptiles at all biologically. I imagine dragons to be an unholy biological combination of cats and birds, merely wearing the appearance of a lizard-esque creature. So one dick’s probably good enough. Also we are not going the barbs-on-the-dick route of cats because OW. I don’t care how kinky you are who the FUCK would want THAT!?

My indulgent personal headcanon is also that to help y’know ease the way his dick has a lot of precome that leaks out to help self-lubricate for penetration. Because dragons are considerate, yo.

When Jaskier’s in mostly-human form, and his dick shifts, I imagine that it’s about the same size as Geralt’s dick. Y’know, on the large side for a human, a bit intimidating, but nothing you can’t handle with a lot of lube and some practice. The ridges and overall appearance of said dick aside.

When he’s a dragon, however, it’s… proportionate. I put my foot down on the idea of even Geralt being able to fit that thing, but I’m sure he’d have fun licking and fondling it. I mean, if Jaskier’s twenty feet long as a dragon that’s gonna give him about a fifteen inch dick and hoo boy, that’s about the size of my arm.

Also, since his dick is on the inside except when aroused, the dragon dick does not have a foreskin. However, when he’s in human form, 95% sure Jaskier’s dick has a foreskin. The 5% is if he’s Jewish, which is a slim but valid possibility. Just saying.

Those, folks, are my thoughts dragon dicks! Or at least this specific dragon dick! Now go forth and spread ye gospel!

[sunderedazem]

Little bit (ok a lot) of a vent here about certain members of a fandom i belong to. But I don’t think any TWs apply. Mentions of depression and harassment, maybe.

anyway, if i unfollow or block anyone in the upcoming weeks, this is probably why. My mental health comes first.

You know, I thought last year would've been enough for these assholes, considering they managed to drive two people off tumblr just by being generally nasty to and about them, but apparently not. 

The mods for the blog hxh/bb/20 aren't the same people from last year, despite what their blog description says. They're the group who were kicked from last year's big bang for harassment (or dropped voluntarily following their friends being kicked). And I’m still so fucking angry at them and their self-righteous attitude - the fact that they feel zero remorse for sending so much anon hate and false accusations and blatant hatred. They even invaded a server I was in just to make fun of people.

I don’t blame people for not knowing how hateful they are, or who they are in general. They hide it well (though the hxh-or-die blog probably shut them up, i saw that going around a while ago) And most people ship pure little fluff ships in this fandom, nothing too heavy. But god help you if you dare write anything explicit. Or dark. Or ship the wrong ship, and yeah, hisoillu counts for that shit. God fucking help you. 

I had a fucking breakdown over this shit last year and I was barely involved. And now they’re back, positing like they’re the same hxh bang from last year, like their stupid fucking rules banning certain characters make any goddamn sense (just tag! the whole point of a bang is so that you pick a fic you want to write/draw for!) - I’m so done. I’m SO fucking done with these pieces of shit.

So if i break a mutual in the upcoming weeks - this is why. Either you’ve reblogged something from one of the aforementioned assholes, or you’ve chosen to do this bang. Either way, i can’t handle seeing their bullshit on my dash. 

I won’t tell you who they are specifically, because i don’t fucking buy into callout culture and cancel culture. Not after the slander and lying and bullshit from last year, after i saw how fucking fake this shit is and how easy it is to spread blatant lies around this hellsite. Especially since i don’t exactly have hard evidence to back it up beyond a few screenshots. I’ll stay vague like this.

But if i block you or unfollow you, this is why. 

[janiedean]

k guys brief real talk that is a service announcement, *not* an invitation to discuss it.

okay. so.

with the premise that I’m flattered that people would want my opinion on anything or would care about what happens in my life, since saturday/friday when I got that blasted question about what kind of people I’m attracted to and I had the incredibly bad idea of answering the whole thing and not, like, the usual generalization I give because every damned time I try to do the specifics someone has stuff to complain, there has been... let’s say unpleasant stuff going on by at least one or two anons who can’t mind their business, except that this time I’m really done with this behavior where on this damned website people seem to be wanting to re-enact high school and at the same time assume that since your sexuality is 95% of your personality then someone owes it to them to say it/specify it at every turn of corner and where people’s answers on personal stuff or on certain types of advice questions are somehow taken as tells of that person’s private life. also, I’m done with the behavior where apparently people on here (on anon) seem to feel like they have a right to know what’s going on in my private life (or worse, deduce things) or assume that since I give people advice when asked about things I necessarily have no direct experience with then I know everything.

therefore, starting from now:

any question about my sexuality or my sentimental life is going to be deleted/ignored/not answered. I don’t make a mystery of it, half of tumblr blocked me for a post where I stated it, if you follow me for more than two weeks you’ll know and I’m really fucking tired of drama happening every time the subject is touched. I’ve known it for sure since I was fifteen. I’m not interested in having other people explaining it to me.

questions with relationship advice of any kind aren’t getting answered anymore. sorry guys but while it’s been flattering I’m not the right person for it 80% of the time and apparently people have started deciding that I’m some sort of guru on the topic when I assure you I’m not. if you really want it and my opinion would in your opinion be unvaluable, please come in private off anon, I swear I’m not gonna share but honestly, I don’t run a relationship advice column and until we’re all friends fine, but evidently not everyone is friendly around here and I have to make peace with it.

anything about my private life in general that gets shared here is because I decide to do it. if I want to share anything important in public that’s happening then I will, if not I won’t. also whoever on this hellsite has decided that I’m some kind of terrible asshole in disguise and sees fit to inform people about it without making names can fuck right off.

also, you’re not entitled to whatever drama goes on in private in my inbox. if I say that I got stuff that pissed me off/made me feel creeped out and I didn’t publish it, don’t go asking people I’m mutuals with whatever the hell is wrong with my private messages. they might not know in the first place, I might not have told them because it’s my damned business and you’re not entitled to know anything that’s going on with me if I don’t choose to share it.

now: you wanna ask advice about anything else that’s not relationships and the likes (and please nothing about how to handle it when people don’t reciprocate your feelings, I’ve danced that dance since I was seven and it’s really not good for me to go there), that’s fine. fandom stuff, whatever. hell, you want to ask nicely why I relate to certain fictional characters, I have no issues sharing and I haven’t until now.

but I’m done indulging any sort of question that might make people think they’re entitled to private information about my life, my goddamned sexuality or whatever else. this is not-negotiable and I’m not interested in discussing it any further. thank you very much and have a great day, we’ll be back to your scheduled fandom blogging asap.

[hope-mikaelson]

welp i really didn’t want to do this but i contacted this person privately first and they decided to just ... ignore it i guess? what i can gather from this whole thing is that they’re probably just looking for the drama but it seems like a really shitty way to handle stuff. anyway for some backstory: as some of you may have seen i had a disagreement with user @forsvthes last week ish? and there was lots of vague posting and whateverrr. and now it seems they’ve changed their blog theme to be ... exactly like mine? which yes, y ou’re right not a big deal. “but jj,” you say “it’s just a theme. sometimes people use the same theme!” And you’d be totally right. and were it just the same theme, i’d be annoyed but not think twice about it. the problem is ... this theme isn’t just available. i edited the code of my theme to look this way. the original version does not look like this. So here’s the boring annoying shitty part where i break out the receipts because this is a hellsite. 

here’s the theme as the theme maker made it:

here’s my theme that i edited to look this way (aka i changed the sidebar style, added icon nav instead of numbed, added and edited the updates tab which required a good deal of theme tweaking with this particular set up, etc.) when i was done, my blog looked like this:

this has been my theme for well over a year. this tumblr user was previously following me and had been to my blog many times so we can’t say they haven’t seen it. and this is their theme now:

save for a few small changes, it is literally my exact theme design. i’ really just frustrated and bothered because i spent a lot of time and working editing my theme to be unique and to be mine and how i wanted it. in order for someone to have tweaked the same theme the same way they literally would have had to either have copy and pasted my theme code, or have gone and got the same theme and updates tab as me (from two separate theme makers) and then edit them to look just like mine. 

i’m frustrated and disappointed and just all around exhausted. this feels specifically like a plot to troll me or something. i don’t ven know. i really really didn’t want to do this. i contacted them privately. but after no answer and htinking about it all day i guess this is sort of the only option. so like, spread the word or don’t, make your opinions accordingly or don’t. but just know that this person did this i guess. either becuase they don’t see anything wrong with copying someone? or because they just .. wanted me to be anxious all day? idk. anyway this website really comes in on the immaturity and bullshit sometimes i guess. 

[santiagoswagger]

I hit 1.5k followers yesterday and I could not be more grateful! I can’t believe there are so many of you following this dumb blog but thank you, thank you, thank you! 

Special shout out to my lovely friends and mutuals who make time spent on this hellsite worth it. I love you all! 

@startofamoment @fourdrinkamy @nevermindthewind @amystiago @amyscascadingtabs @peraltiagoisland @sergeant-santiago @juliadorable @proofthatihaveaheart @flawlessbellamy @b99network @captainsantiagos @b99peraltiago @ginalinettistateofmind @itsjacobperalta @jamy-peraltiago @damnrosa @thunder-dor @scullysthumbtacks @neighborhoodz @oldwestcolor @stydiago @smoldiaz

To celebrate, send me prompts from the list under the cut and I’ll write you a drabble! 

“The skirt is supposed to be this short.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.”

“Who gave you that black eye?”

“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

“I just like proving you wrong.”

“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”

“Forget it. You fucking suck.”

“Quit it or I’ll bite.”

“If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You’re on the couch for a month!!”

“If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“Looks like we’re gonna be stuck here for a while.”

“Take. It. Off.”

“Well, you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.”

“I’ll kick his ass if you want me to.”

“Stop it! It tickles!”

“It’s okay to cry…”

“And that’s how you ruin a life. Congratulations.”

“D..did you just make that noise?”

“He’s a bad kisser.”

“You can scream if you want.”

“I didn’t know we were keeping track.”

“We’re playing checkers. If you don’t like it, leave.”

“One of them’s missing.”

“Save some for me.”

“Oh, fuck off.”

“You’re still mad?”

“Come over here and make me.”

“You better watch yourself.”

“Eat your lunch and you wouldn’t be hungry.”

“Why did we have to have kids?”

“Call on Line 1”

“He creeped me out. I’m not gonna lie.”

“I’m done! You can fix it!”

“Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”

“Where did he go?”

“You leave whenever you feel like it.”

“I forgot I was a single parent.”

“Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”

“You’re going out dressed like that?”

“For the hundredth time, I’m not your babysitter.”  

“Frost the damn cupcakes.”

“Well that’s the second biggest news I’ve heard all day.”

“You look pretty hot in plaid.”  

“I thought you were dead!”

“I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we’re married…”

“We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.”

“Quit touching me. Your feet are cold.”

“You know you want it, sweetheart.”

“I’m your husband. It’s my job.”  

“You just wanted them because the light up.”

“That wasn’t very subtle.”

“He thinks he’s a mind reader.”  

“It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking we could have a little fun.”

“I don’t do hugs.”

“Don’t talk anymore.”

“I’m just a guy with a wife, two kids, and a Harley.”

“How do I even put up with you?”

“I said get rid of it.”

“They didn’t just find out. They already knew!”

“You’re not as quiet as you think you are.”

“Can you just man up and change his diaper?”

“Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”

“I have a secret.”

“I won’t let you get hurt.”

“You’re strong, baby. You have to be.”

“He’s four years old!!”

“I’ve had enough! I want to be alone!”

“I can’t stand seeing you like this.”

“Me and the boys will handle it.”

“You’re competitive and so am I, and it’s going to lead to a fight.”

“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”

“You’re a dork, just like your father.”

“Mind if I join you?”

“Daddy!”

“I lost our child.”

“That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?”

“My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?”

“There’s a surprise upstairs for you.”

“I’ll take care of it.”

“I’m not your boss? Well then who is?”

“You can’t eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.”

“Come on, baby, up to bed.”

“They got you a present. Isn’t it sweet?”

“Am I scaring you?”

“Run! You said you’d work out with me!”

“After everything…I’d still choose you.”

“And when did you plan on telling me about this?”

“Trust me.”

“Scoot over a little bit, please.”

“You’re so clingy, I love it.”

“You didn’t just wake me up at 2am because you were ‘in the mood’.”

“Did they hurt you?”

“You’re cute when you’re all worried.”

“Stop being grumpy. It’s lame.”

“I don’t need a hero, I need a husband.”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“You got a cute butt.”

“I just got out of the shower, I can’t dance. What if my towel falls off?”

“Don’t be an asshole. Asshole.”

“Do you really think I could ever replace you?”

“Sharing is caring. Now give me your fries.”

“…or we can chill in our underwear.”

“You can’t make up for it by giving me a tic-tac.”

“Keep pedaling and don’t stop, okay?”

“You, me, popcorn, two liter Dr. Pepper, and a movie. You in?”

“Have you seen my contacts?”

“Life is a highway, and I’m always drunk. So I’m not driving.”

“Quit stalling. Where’s your father?”

“You can’t just hug me and think everything’s okay.”

“Is he coming home?”

“I prefer blondes.”

“No more dogs. How hard it it to understand?”

“I let you win.”

“I broke your nose, and I’m sorry for that. But what you’re doing isn’t fair.”

“Can I do your hair?”

“Your favorite superhero can’t be a villain.”

“I told you not to jump on the bed!”

“He’s pampering me, let him be.”

“Ready or not, here I come.”

“I’m worried about losing my job!”

“Oh, did I scare you, big boy?”

“Happy new year!”

“Quit moving, I’m trying to sleep. Wait…are you…what?!”

“You nap, I’ll stay awake.”

“It’s turbulence. It’s normal.”

“Don’t touch me. We’re fighting.”

“I’ll give you a massage.”

“You fell asleep in the tub?!”

“Are you doodling?”

“We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.”

“Slushies aren’t just for kids, fuck society.”

“Are you scared…Then why won’t you look at the screen?”

“Enough with the pillow talk, I’m tired.”

“You had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.”

“We need groceries, not just junk food. You’re worse than the kids.”

“Is this our closet? Or your closet?”

“If I win, you do dishes for a week.”

“Fist bumps are cooler than high-fives…”

“Use your words.”

“Hold my hand so he gets jealous.”

“Ew, your hand is sweaty.”

“Get out of my face before I hit you.”

“I don’t care if your 4 or 40, you don’t hit people.”

“You only care about football, beer, and raking leaves.”

“Look! Fireflies!”

“Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”

“I just need ten minutes.”

*Make Your Own*

[peterparkers7evilexes]

Shipping Game

Thank you to the lovely @sbiderslut and @thebadthingshappen for tagging me!!! 💕

Pick your top 10 ships without reading the questions. [or if you’re a one ship dedicated blog, feel free to answer all of them for just that one, or do all the ships from one fandom, this is just for fun]

1. Winterspider 2. Starker 3. Winteriron 4. Parksborn 5. Spideychelle 6. Spideypool 7. Spiderio 8. Spideydevil 9. Spidershield 10. Winterironspider

Do you remember the episode/chapter/scene where you first started shipping 6? (Spideypool) My first MCU ship :') I saw the one Spideypool drawing Hannah Blumenreich ever drew for them and the size difference had me wrecked. I started looking up fics, and I remember having so much fun with their dynamic.

What’s your favourite fanfiction for 4? (Parksborn) Ahh off the dome there used to be one up called "Asunder" by Pansley that wasn't Parksborn-centric, but it got me hooked on the darker themes of this ship.

What’s your favourite fan art/picture for 2? (Starker) this masterpiece by reincao -- IT'S SO SEXY!!! What's the story?!? Who's shooting at them?!? Why is Tony smirking?!? Why is it so sexy?!??

What’s your favourite headcanon for 1? (Winterspider) I'm deeply in love with a scene where Bucky's riding his bike with Peter behind him, winding down a lonely road and into the setting sun. Peter's arms tight around Bucky's waist, his face pillowed on Bucky's shoulders and almost nodding off, the rumble of the bike keeping him alert enough to hold on, his fingers curled sleepily in the folds of Bucky's leather jacket that smells so much like home. Just. Lots of bike rides 🤗

What do you like most about the dynamic between the people of 7? (Spiderio) LOL IDK YET but probably the blind trust and manipulation I hope we're gonna get?? 😱

When 9 have sex is it more giggly or more serious? (Spidershield) Oooh prooobably more giggly? I think they wouldn't take each other too seriously and they'd both quickly realize they're just two naked dorks having fun.

Out of all the ships who do you think have the best chemistry? Spideypooooool they literally have children together, I just can't handle Peter's straight man attitude towards Pool sometimes when we KNOW how good they can be together

Which ship has the strongest bond? Parksborn - Peter and Harry have so much history, I can't disengage the two in my mind. I think even if they ended up with different people, they would always still hold some deep, irreplaceable love for one another their entire lives.

Which ship to you spend the most time reading fanfiction for/talking/writing about? Tied between Starker and Winterspider - Starker has a much larger community and as much as I adore Winterspider, Peter and Bucky have interacted for like 0.4 seconds 😂 (even if they held hands during that time)

Which one was your first ship? Parksborn - I watched a bunch of the various Spider-Man cartoons and every one was ripe for Parksborn shipping.

If 6 were to break up, how would it happen? (Spideypool) Oof, Wade devaluing himself and pushing Peter away - oooor Peter just dies one day and Wade... can't.

Between 3 and 8, who would last the longest if they were in a zombie apocalypse? (Winteriron vs Spideydevil) Winteriron no contest. Like it'd be laughable how easily Tony could manage some survival/defense gear, while Bucky with his super assassin skills would keep them safe. Peter and Matt would fucking get into a dumb argument about whether canned beans are safe to eat and attract the zombies to their location. It doesn’t help that both Matt and Peter’s fighting tactics are to literally yeet themselves at the enemy

Does 7 hide their relationship, and if so, why? (Spiderio) Yes I THINK, because Peter's teammates wouldn't trust Mysterio at all and he'd keep it on the downlow to avoid their disapproval.

What is 9′s favourite date to go on? (Spidershield) drive in movie theaters! They like sitting on the hood of an old car and leaning into one another, and as evening grows cold they cuddle and get distracted with soft kisses.

What’s your favourite canon moment between 1? (Winterspider) I love arm

What do 5 argue most about? (Spideychelle) Dumb shit. Why the Sorting Hat is a whack method of division, or how come no one remembers R2-D2 in New Hope. Anything important, they agree in or can at least come to a mutual respect and understanding.

If you had to pick an OTP which would you chose? Winterspider babey

What’s the biggest kink that 1 shares? (Winterspider) Power and aggression. Bucky spends so much of his conscious energy holding himself back, terrified of himself, it feels good to let go and be a little violent and rough. Peter adores getting fucked within an inch of his life, loves that someone can give it as good as he gets.

Do 8 want children? (Spideydevil) I don't think so - they would probably end up with a few accidentally adopted wards along the way though

Between 10 and 4, which would you rather became canon? (Parksborn, Winterironspider) Parksborn just because IRL I wouldn't want Peter to end up in a relationship with Tony, I'm exhausted enough by antis on this hellsite I couldn't take it in the meat world as well.

Does 2 do much PDA? And does it annoy their friends? (Starker) Not actual PDA like hand holding, but they'll do like kissing and grinding to be nasty when being watched is part of the thrill. In their day-to-day, they’ll do little things like brush fingers over the back of the neck, exchange looks, little things that aren’t technically PDA, but to them, their own unspoken language.

Which of the ships would you say is the most romantic with each other? Spideychelle, you can't tell me Michelle isn't the smoothest motherfucker this side of the equator

How would the proposal between 5 go? (Spideychelle) MJ always jokes about doing something super low-key and awkward just because she knows how much of a sap Peter really is - she has Peter truly convinced she's gonna use a ring pop and do it while they're like grocery shopping. Instead, she waits for the perfect moment where they're watching fireworks on the harbor and gets down on one knee. Peter immediately bursts into tears.

Who cooks more often in 3? (Winteriron) Bucky I think, I imagine he gets antsy and throws himself into random hobbies - he picks up knitting and gardening and cooking, and since Tony’s dogshit in the kitchen (see: 3 hrs for burnt omelette), he usually ends up kicking Tony out whenever he tries to make anything. Plus, he likes the way Tony’s face gets all dopey when he makes him a homecooked meal, and it’s one of the only ways anyone can get Tony to take a break from the lab to eat something solid.

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