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I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray
#i dont wanna make this into a full drawing but i still thought it was funny enough to post lmao#rainbow dash#sketch#happy june!#based on that sketch meme from gertritude-art#i thought this was just a common meme lmao
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Tumblr on the Seven Seas
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Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
🌅 castedaway Follow
No wenches?
🏴☠️ white-beard Follow
Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
🌅 castedaway Follow
AHOY???
🍑 plundermebooty Follow
Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
🌴 pegmeg
nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠
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🗡wagscallion Follow
everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
💨 matelotsaboteur
Really makes you think
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💃 crossdressing101 Follow
this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
💃 crossdressing101 Follow
honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
🕺 crossdressing101 Follow
mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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⛵ privatesteer Follow
wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
🧜♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow
աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?
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no thanks
🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210
outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210
i have drowned at sea
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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow
i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
💦 longjohngolder Follow
girl its not that deep ☠
🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow
to YOU. i just get it
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🙍♂️ dudeindistress Follow
honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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🦜 pollypockets Follow
SQUAWK
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CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
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CA-CAW
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🍑 plundermebooty Follow
the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
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i think i hauve scurvy
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🌊 swabmydick Follow
mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205
wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
🌊 swabmydick Follow
i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
🌴 pegmeg
op killed them
🌊 swabmydick Follow
even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠
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#tumblr dashboard meme#fake tumblr dash#fake tumblr dashboard#pirates#matelotage#pirateblr#from the void
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Can I have your pronouns?
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#homestuck memes#alpha kids#jane crocker#dirk strider#transfem dirk strider#transmasc jane crocker#dash strider#trans#jane.png#dirk.png#dash.png#nekro.art
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i sat down to draw some smut for the smut war and found this poor wip that has been sitting in my "to draw" pile since october
it seemed like an awfully fitting way to start 👁️👁️
#sorry for putting seinfeld on your dash in this year of our satanic lord 2024#i also rly like the colours in this#good omens#gomens#ineffable smut war#good omens after dark#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#good omens fanart#good omens meme#rat draws
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I can never decide who to ship. They're all so gay
#mlp#my little pony#mlp meme#mlp fim#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#rarity#applejack#fluttershy#twilight sparkle#starlight glimmer#rarijack#flutterdash#appledash#twipie#rarishy#its okay starlight theres plenty of room for you#horse yuri
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Tumblr in the 60s
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🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈
🐞 homophilespock follow
SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK
🚀 starrfleet follow
They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.
📻 lesbianbobdylan follow
Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass
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🌻 flowerpower follow
Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes
🌻 flowerpower follow
...i just woke up, why is my askbox full
🌻 flowerpower follow
WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED
🌻 flowerpower follow
guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed
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🎹 nixonsafascist follow
do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard
🎹 nixonsafascist follow
easy website
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🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow
Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you
🗣 lavendermenaceisreal-deactivated72537262
Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.
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Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you
🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow
Oh no I think she couldn't handle that
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✌ draftdodgerdyke
DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.
🙍♀️ silvermilk follow
You should be ashamed of yourself.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
huh??
🙍♀️ silvermilk follow
I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Jesus, don't flip your wig
🙍♀️ silvermilk follow
My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.
#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft
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🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow
in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly
🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow
#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus
idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post
✝️ jesusrevolution follow
The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.
🚷 to-hell-with-the-beatles follow
How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!
✝️ jesusrevolution follow
Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.
🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow
help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post
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🛼 donovandyke follow
I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!
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🗣 claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287
Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!
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it literally does tho
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Another win for us hot guys
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#how do i TAG THIS#can i just tag this ''funny'' or is that patting myself on the back too much#memes#dashboard meme#dash meme#1960s#my friend tirlittan came up with ''draftdodgerdyke''#i want that fictional blogger carnally#funny#tumblr in the 60s
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iwtv + text post meme part 60
#that’s genuinely how i feel about lestat a good 90% of the time#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#claudia#lestat de lioncourt#armand#daniel molloy#text post meme#i know i said no more for a while but i don’t control the inspo on my dash 😂
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AJ being the mom of this group 🍎 inspired by this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEvQ7BeTMMU
#my little pony#mlp humanized#mlp human#fanart#rainbow dash#applejack#rarity#fluttershy#pinkie pie#twilight sparkle#human applejack#meme
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#mario#nintendo#mario kart#gaming#video games#mariokart#gamecube#retro#2000s#2000ish#00s#mario kart double dash#mario kart 8 deluxe#switch#nintendo switch#funny#lol#humor#meme#retrogaming#memes
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pinkiedash in every universe
#my art#fanart#mlp#mlp fim#my little pony#friendship is magic#pinkiedash#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#cupcakes#rainbow factory#mlp g3#animation meme
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[Image description: Pacific Rim meme of three screenshots of Hermann Gottlieb pointing at an enormous chalkboard with his cane. Text reads: “In the beginning the bot accounts were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. In 4 days we could be seeing a bot every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double event within seven days.”]
#tumblr bots#the botpocalypse#tumblr#pacific rim#memes#i am sure someone has already done this but I haven't seen it on my dash so#unnecessary's stuff
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If Twilight Sparkle had whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣
#twilight sparkle#meme#mlp fim#mlp gen 4#my little pony#friendship is magic#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#fluttershy#rarity#applejack#princess cadance#cadance#trixie lulamoon#starlight glimmer#sunset shimmer#scitwi#princess celestia#celestia#long awaited sequel lmao#I really liked the last one lol#whatsapp series
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Cope how you need to
#mlp fim#mlp#meme i made in 2 minutes#rarity#rainbow dash#twilight sparkle#pinkie pie#fluttershy#apple jack#princess luna#im a simple man#i see a colorful pony? i smile#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic
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i was inspired to make this by @dapper-lil-catgirl who makes a bunch of these, and by @thistlehorse who originated the mindreader fluttershy AU
#mind reader fluttershy au#my little pony#mlpfim#mlp#friendship is magic#mlp meme#mlp memes#my little pony meme#mlp au#my little pony au#fluttershy#twilight sparkle#mlp fandom#spike the dragon#angel bunny#angel mlp#spike mlp#starlight glimmer#rainbow dash#flutterdash#starshy#rarity#mlp treehugger#princess celestia#pinkie pie#whatsapp#whatsapp meme
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mwah
#haywirehorse art#mlp fim#mlp g4#my little pony#my art#fan art#mlp fanart#my little pony fanart#meme art#shitpost art#appledash#rainbow dash#applejack#art#drawing#digital art#artists on tumblr
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showing her memes
#mlp#rainbow dash#fluttershy#my little pony#mlp:fim#horsecomix#my posts#my art#this was another comm!! the prompt was "rainbow dash showing fluttershy the shittiest meme possible#i like to think i delivered on that premise#big shoutouts to the flutterdash shippers who go wild whenever i post these btw lmao
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