captainzigo
i hate bronies
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i make spoof comics because i like to. headcanons and AUs are divinely inspired and thusly above criticism. don’t repost. (she/her) ����️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈∞
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captainzigo · 24 hours ago
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that goat is named moose and i put him in the background of a recent comic while implying he was in the startrixburst polycule to spark conversation, but it did not :( except with my friends who i told about it. they made me make up a bunch of lore for him. like how he is a lawyer
that pony is wake turbulence and it you don’t know who she is then here is her debut post
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captainzigo · 1 day ago
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i’m posting more wake turbulence later today
re: resume
Mrs. Wake Turbulence
thank you for applying to be a pilot with Equestria Airlines. As you helpfully pointed out in your email, you do not have to have an aviation-specific cutiemark to be considered for one of our pilot positions as per the employment discrimination protections in Talent and Destiny by Princess Twilight Sparkle. however, we are going to have to reject your application because of your cutiemark.
Your cutiemark is clearly a crashed airplane that is on fire. i have shown it to several people here at the office, and all of them rejected your interpretation of it as a “flaming pile of broken dishes” or “a weird duck smoking a cigarette”. all surveyed correctly identified it as a crashed plane on fire.
it goes without saying that those with an affinity and/or destiny for crashing plane(s) are not fit to be pilots for this airline. i must urge you to peruse a different career. given your cutiemark, i find your impressive list of qualifications and relevant experience disturbing.
wishing you luck in another career,
Rustle Feathers, Human Resources
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captainzigo · 2 days ago
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another character from my pony ttrpg campaign. her name is Warm Dawn. she’s in a cult that worships celestia and is really bummed about her retirement and all that. a character trait i only decided to give her after one of the players in the campaign was showing interest in the monarchist factions of my au
also i decided to not include the tarot card numbers anymore because im running the campaign rn and that might be spoilers lol
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captainzigo · 2 days ago
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Commission for @onesecretperson! Thank you so much for your patience <3
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captainzigo · 3 days ago
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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follow up to this
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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they’re fine, everyone.
he’s well taken care of. no need to check on them. he’s not supposed to have the internet in there tho >:(
Live image of me trapped in @captainzigo evil lair
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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this one is sorta a sequel to this one:
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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applejack finally figures out what is going on. more from this series(?) under the cut
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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I'm so happy to be your mutual!
May I request some rarijack? Or, since you draw her often, some luster dawn content?
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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this is sorta a sequel to this: https://www.tumblr.com/captainzigo/744076291621502976/im-so-happy-to-be-your-mutual-may-i-request but it stands on its own
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captainzigo · 5 days ago
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quick draw from work
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